Breaking The Fourth Walls (A Douluo Dalu Fanfic) - Chapter 37

As i had finished everything with everyone else, i felt satisfied that everyone would gather at that one place in the future. Until then i could not wait to see them all, including ning rong rong. I did not mention this before but back then when i had first read the douluo dalu manhwa and read the douluo dalu novel i felt a connection with oscar and always loved how ning rong rong slowly fell in love with him as they grew. Then the moment when oscar had returned and became even stronger, he had proven his worth and was accepted by not only ning rong rongs family but by ning rong rong herself.

This was why in my past life i decided that if could miraculously die and meet a god and got to be reincarnated i would want to be oscar. However, i am pretty sure that at the moment i am even more OP than oscar in every way. I mean if there are mutiple oscars through out the multiverse then maybe i would be known as the supreme oscar or maybe the ultimate oscar, just referencing spider-man. Anyway i noticed that after buying a few scrolls here and there i was now left with about 15,000 system points.

However, I wasn’t too stingy since 15,000 system points was still a lot, but for some reason i feel like i am forgetting something important. But i put towards the back of my mind as i was almost at suotuo city, now that i think about it. Its only been a few months since i met flender, and i told them that i would be there by two years. Whatever, i might as well meet them earlier than anticipated since it would be a nuisance to wait two years just to meet them.

I then looked around the city and noticed that it had a peaceful scenery around it but i did not forget why i was here. So i started asking around, for hope of finding any clue about the shrek academy. Luckily after asking the first person i met, i was given instructions as to where shrek academy was located. However, the person who gave me the instructions told me that it was hopeless to enroll, i asked why and all he said was that the entry fee was absurd and the academy itself was something else. I wanted him to keep going but all he said was that, i would soon find out. I then made way towards the outskirts of the city about north-west of it and finally saw a small village up ahead right next to a forest.

As i came closer i now know why he would say that the academy was hopeless, i mean from the looks of it, nothing about it seemed to scream this would be the greatest academy in the future of the battle continent. Instead it seemed to say, “We are a run down academy and we hope that you could enroll if you don’t mind the inadequate environment.” I then made my way towards the entrance and saw a few people who were at the front, i recognized these two as they were also the ones who helped enroll tang san and the others by checking both their talent and age.

I then made my way to the front of them and managed to hear what they were whispering about. I then cleared my throat as i was slightly annoyed that they had not noticed my presence yet. They were surprised and nearly fell onto the floor, however i stood there and asked, “Is this shrek academy?” Both looked at each other and replied, “Yes this is shrek academy would you like to enroll.” I nodded my head and said, “Well the thing is i already enrolled.”, “Huh?” They asked as they thought i was joking around, the first one to speak was li yusong, “Hey just because you are probably the first to try and enroll for today, that does not mean that you can just enter the academy at your own free will.”

I tried to reason with them but it seemed that either i had to take this entry exam anyways. So i went through the process by giving my hand for them to check my age and measure my spirit power. They first checked my age and saw that i was about 8-9 years old which really was accurate from the small details of my bones. However, when it got to the point that they took out a ball made out of crystals to check my spirit power and spirit rank, i immediately used my fifth spirit to intentionally lower it so that i would not stand out. I did not know what my spirit power was but i made sure that it would be close to the criteria.

Just when i thought that the amount was sufficient what happened was me seeing my own spirit power at about 50 and i was a rank 21 Spirit Grandmaster. I knew that this was small for me, but to these guys it must be only possible for those who have monstrous talent. They were shocked and happy at the same time as this was probably a miracle, however they hid that expression of theirs and congratulated me. Li yusong then told that the tuition fee was 10 gold coins, i felt that was reasonable and paid it upfront. I then made my way into the academy and noticed how some of the facilities was rundown and would probably last for about a decade or so.

I then tried to find anyone who could help me find Flender as i forgot to ask li yusong, however as i was walking around i saw one house that had a chimney was cooking something inside it. I then made my way towards the house and saw a kid with red hair trying to cook something on the stove. I smelled what he was cooking and felt impressed as it had a distinctive aroma that could almost… almost compare to a dish i made when i first started cooking my very first dish.

I don’t know why but i made my way into the kitchen and saw him adding a few ingredients that seemed to make the dish more enticing. However, none of this affected me but i stood there and watched, and after a few minutes or so the dish was finally finished. That was when he finally noticed my presence and turned to look at me, however the first thing he said was, “You ain’t eating any of this, all of this is mine.” I really felt annoyed when i found out that this person was none other than fatty, the last person who was on my list.

I ignored and made my way towards the pot where i took a spoon and tasted it, all in all it was good but simple. This action of mine made fatty angry, and due to the expression i made while tasting it made him even angrier. “Hey you bastard, i thought i told you that is all mine.” As soon as he said that he blew a fire ball towards me, i guess he thought that i would dodge but really all i did was stand there and take the fireball which was coming at me. “Holy shit, hey are you… whoah.” I guess fatty was surprised that i was still standing and not a single scratch was on me, “Hey how did you do…”

Unfortunately he wasn’t able to complete the sentence and was blown back by my punch, which i made sure that it would not injure him severely. He then fainted on to the ground, but i picked him up and sat him on the table. I then added a few ingredients to the soup he was making inside the pot, as well as my recovery sausage to wake him up.

As soon as l was almost finished, fatty himself woke up and ran towards the pot and smelled the dish itself. His whole mouth was drooling and was literally soaking the floor, before i could say anything he took one huge damn bowl and poured the whole thing into it. He then ate and slurped the entire meal into his mouth, and within 2 minutes or so, the dish which could have fed 6 six people was within his stomach. He then got up and for some reason began to stretch his body, at that moment flames started to emit from behind his back. Then it suddenly ignited, and blazed the entire kitchen along with a few dishes.

He then looked at himself and began to release the aura of a grand spirit master, however i could tell that it was in the mid ranks of 22-25. Fatty then began to admire himself and then looked at me and said, “Hmm, you are probably in awe after seeing this lord emit such talent am i right, well no need to fear i Ma Hongjun will take you under my wings and forgive of your past transgressions. I will… uh… owch… wait stop… stop do you not wish to be forgiven…. ow.. ow… ok forgive me, just please stop…” I don’t know why but really it felt good to punch this idiot in the face, but thats probably for fun after all in the future who knows what might become of him.

I then turned around and found the person i was looking for, “Well, hello Mister Flender”. Flender was now standing in front of me and was probably wondering why i had beaten up one of his students. “Thats Principle Flender to you Racecar”, “Its Oscar”. “Anyways, i see you have met Ma hongjun.” He then looked at the unconscious person next to me and shook his head. “Well i hope you two get along now, and if there is an emergency don’t call me, talk to Zhao wuji.” He then exerted wings from his back and flew off at a fast speed, however a few seconds later he came back and said, “And most importantly don’t order or try to buy anything beyond the school budget.”, “Wow that guy never seems to get rid of that cheap behavior of his.

I then decided to wake up fatty and give him something to help him get stranger with as well. I then asked Siri if she could get me a scroll which would help poor fatty acquire more than 4-5 transformation stages and buy the cheapest one. I did not even know what i had just done, but found out the next second. “Host has purchased the Pure nirvana phoenix transcendence scroll, this scroll cost 15,000 system points buying now.”, “Wait what, siri cancel the order.. CANCEL THE ORDER!!” However, i was too late, “Pure nirvana phoenix transcendence scroll has been purchased, Host has no more system points to spend, closing store.”

I turned to look at the man and asked, “What do you need me for.” He stuttered and said, “Welcome to shrek academy.” He then turned and left while leaving ma hongjun within my capable hands. “No wait Zhao wuji where are you going… NNNOOO..” Well from there my life within shrek academy had begun.