Breaking The Fourth Walls (A Douluo Dalu Fanfic) - Chapter 38

After beating up fatty i made my way out of the kitchen only to find zhao wuji standing there. Alright i guess its showtime lets see what my last spirit ring can do, hmm alright rank 21 spirit grandmaster. “Umm hello.”, i said while trying to feign ignorance, “My name is Zhao wuji, and i am your examiner to test your talent. Alright since you are only a spirit grandmaster i will limit my strength and will only use my left arm. Your objective is to force me in using my right arm.” As soon as he finished speaking as he took a stance and prepared himself to fight me.

“Alright then, and so i ran straight at him and made sure to limit my strength and speed. I then decided to use a few techniques at the same time, zhao wuji looked amused while i tried to force him in using his right arm. I knew that he was just doing this to test my capabilities and would have let me off only to tell me that i was still a student but i kept up with the act as i wanted to test his capabilities as well. I then jumped and tried to punch his face, however he blocked it with left arm and was about to swipe my feet with it.

However, i knew what he was trying to do and countered my bending my knees and jumping onto his left arm, and kicking his defenseless face with my left leg and backflipped while i was at it. However throughout the battle fatty who had regained consciousness and had a swollen pig face was shouting by the side saying, “Gof fhor ith Teacther Zhhao wushi, avensh mi.” (Go for it Teacher Zhao wuji avenge me). Meanwhile zhao wuji looked annoyed that i had managed to kick his face, and so made the advancement instead.

That was what i wanted and decided to dodge his attacks while making a strengthening sausage which i limited with my fifth spirit ring ability at the same time.

Then a red sausage was made in my left arm which greatly shocked Zhao wuji, “You are an auxiliary food support type.”, i did not answer but ate the sausage which raised my strength and attack power by 15%. This greatly surprised both zhao wuji and Ma hongjun who was watching on the sideline. I quickly took advantage of Zhao wuji’s shock and kicked his side and managed to hit his rip bones, however i did not stop there as i flipped to in midair and kicked him the face once more and was about to punch him in his face.

However, he countered by blocking with his left arm and punching my arm with his right hand. As my body dropped onto the ground, Zhao wuji realized that he had forgotten to limit his attack in his right arm. He then rushed towards me to check if i was ok, however i beat him to it by doing a kip-up and looking at him with a shocked expression written on his face. “Well did i pass or what.” I asked with a triumphant look on my face, Zhao wuji responded saying, “What??”. I then told him, “Well i completed the objective and made you use your right arm.” I then pointed at his right arm as i reminded him of the objective which he told me of.

Zhao wuji took a moment to process that and finally remembered the objective he gave me, “I guess you did, hahaha, alright then kid i formally welcome you to shrek academy, umm whats your name again.”, He asked as he really did not know my name. I replied by saying, “It’s Oscar”, “Well Oscar don’t let this achievement of yours get to your head there are many more adversities ahead and remembered that i limited my attacks while i was testing you.” From his tone and the way he was talking i could tell that his pride was hurt but he still tried keep his previous demeanor anyways.

He then turned and left while Ma hongjun came over to me and said, “I can’t believe it, you actually beat zhao wuji.” I looked at him and said, “As hard as that is to believe, i would have passed the test even if i did not defeat him.” Ma hongjun looked conflicted by my statement and said, “Fine i will accept that you are a member of shrek, however i have been here longer than you have so i am your senior and i… hey where are you going, hey I’m talking to you…” I left before i could let Ma Hongjun finish speaking.

Meanwhile in Flenders office…

“So you’re saying that oscar is an Support spirit master and that he uses strange techniques to make up for having no offensive capabilities to pass your test. Not only that but he is also rank 21, and can use his food abilities to raise his strength. Did i get everything right so far.” Flender asked as he wanted to confirm with Zhao wuji. “Yes.”, “Well then that only goes to prove that oscar is a monster and that he deserves to be here.” Zhao wuji was surprised by Flender said and asked, “Are you sure about this, i know it is not my place but i feel as if oscar is hiding more than what we know.”

Flender got up from his seat and turned to look outside the window saying, “Zhao wuji, you and i know that there is nothing wrong with keeping a secret or two…” Some might not understand what Flender was saying but Zhao wuji understood the meaning of his words and nodded. He then turned around to leave but was stopped by Flender, “Wait before you go i wish to ask you something.”, “What is it??” Zhao wuji asked as he was curious as to what Flender would say. “Do you think the school funds will be affected by Oscar.” Zhao wuji who was listening nearly fell by what Flender just asked…

Oscars Pov…

As i got to know more about Ma hongjun i found out that he really wasn’t a deprived person like he was described in the novel. Rather he was more of the arrogant, obnoxious, and proud idiot in the manhwa, since most of the characters personality would almost be the same with either from the novel or in the manhwa. Anyways throughout the rest of the day i talked to ma hongjun about everything concerning shrek academy while drinking a milk shake i made until… “Hey, tomorrow the two monsters of this academy are returning.” I then asked as to who those two people were, “Oh!! Who?”

“Flender’s wife and daughter.”, “Pppsshh… cough… cough, who?” I asked while choking the shake. “Wow this drink you made is really good, man you’ve got to tell me how you made it.” Ma hongjun said as he looked at the shake while he was talking. However i interrupted him by pulling his shirt and asked, “I don’t care about the shake man, just tell who Flender got married to.” Ma hongjun who was shocked by my actions was sad that he didn’t finish his shake as he dropped when i had grabbed onto his shirt, but answered me as he did not want me to get angry and quickly said, “His wife Liu erlong and his daughter.”,

“HIS WHAT!!!”