Can I really keep my Goddess Wife to myself and away from all the Crazy OP MCs - 49 Chapter 48.

(POV little Han)

“Ugh. My head is killing me.”

When I woke up in the morning I found an unfamiliar ceiling above my head. I was a bit groggy and my memories weren’t quite clear. Now that I was trying to remember it all started to come back to me in bits and pieces.

That’s right, I was transported into a pocket realm for a trial by fire. When I first got here… it was at that moment I remembered everything. The night before was truly terrifying.

When I looked to my left I determined it definitely was not a dream. A beautiful busty blond woman who was still flushed red from the night before laid at my side with an extremely satisfied look on her face.

When I thought back to last night, I really thought I was going to fall to her hands. I’m alive, thank god. The inhabitants of this pocket realm are truly mysterious. Her cultivation was only that of a 4th realm mortal but she completely overpowered me.

What’s even stranger was she was now a 6th realm mortal. When I examined myself to my shock I found that I was actually a 2nd realm semi transcendent. Holy crap! How did this happen? Is this the work of this pretty big sister?

The pretty big sister had her legs tightly twined around my left leg to prevent me from escaping. This woman was not one to be underestimated, she made sure even when she was asleep that I was unable to escape so easily.

She even grabbed ahold of my weakness with her left hand and wrapped her right arm around the back of my waist to make absolute sure I would have no way to get away.

While I was tried to plan my escape, that beautiful big sister moved her left hand like the night before. Is this some new form of torture I’ve never heard of? Last night, at first it felt amazing, but after some strange fluid came out of the thing she presently held in her hand a few dozen times it became unbearably painful.

How was she even doing this?

Why does it feel this good again when it was so painful last night after she continually did this that many times?

“Little darling, you were amazing last night. I can’t believe you lasted that many times. It was incredible, I don’t think I can make do with anyone else from now on. How are you going to take responsibility for this? You nearly destroyed my throat you know.”

The beautiful big sister who still did whatever she liked said I was somehow amazing. I didn’t really get it, but somehow I felt better about myself.

Maybe she’s not a villain like I thought. She even helped me with my cultivation, I did experience a breakthrough thanks to her after all.

While I was busy thinking that, that strange feeling from last night happened again. The woman was definitely experienced with this type of reaction from me. Right at the moment she sensed that strange thing was coming out she quickly positioned her mouth around it and gave a good bit of suction like she were drinking it out of a straw. Her lips went all the way to the base of the object in her hands while I trembled uncontrollably.

When it was over with, she closed her eyes contentedly and crawled on top of me and said, “can you do for big sister what you did last night?”

I could only nod my head reluctantly at what she had placed in front of my face. I did exactly as I had done the night before and after a minute or two the beautiful big sister in front of me cried out, “Ah!” and started convulsing strangely around my tongue.

A strange liquid that tasted exactly as I remembered from last night flowed into my mouth. Yep, it was just as I remembered it. For some reason it tasted great. What kind of drink do you store here beautiful big sister? Can you please tell me where I can buy some more?

Actually, why do you store drinks here? Isn’t it a bit strange?

I didn’t notice last night, but after I ingested it this time I finally discovered the abnormality, my cultivation base started to automatically rotate by itself. By the time I realized it I had already broken through to become a 3rd realm semi transcendent. When I looked back at the big sister with her eyes rolled back such that I only saw the whites of her eyes I discovered she also broke through and became a 7th realm mortal.

She then said, “just like I thought, we were both at the verge of making another breakthrough.”

“Little darling, you’re the best! Because of you I’m now on par with the strongest cultivator I know.”

“Beautiful big sister, what is this mystical cultivation technique?”

“Eh? You don’t know? Isn’t this your doing though?”

“It is?”

“You mean, you don’t know either?”

“No, I don’t.”

“But there was a strange voice that rang out from your phone last night when you first entered me.”

“A strange voice?”

“It sounded like the voice of an old man.”

What the?

I suspiciously grabbed that device that I got back when I was together with master a few days ago. It was presently still in my robe that was on the ground. He had called it a phone like this woman, but I didn’t really understand anything he said when he explained the various functions it had to me.

When I brought it in front of me it lit up on it’s own and I could see a message saying, “Mission 3 complete. Reward: Mystery pill. Effects: Unknown.”

“Uhm, beautiful big sister, did you happen to find a pill after you heard that message?”

“Ahh, now that you mention it I did. It was a pill that was black and white. When I picked it up it split in two pieces. I thought it might have been a pill like v*agra and maybe a female version of it. I popped it in my mouth while the two of us were monkeying about and planted a strong kiss on you at the time.”

“Did I do something bad?”

“Uh… I guess not?”

“It’s likely the sudden increase in our strength was due to that pill.”

“Such an amazing pill exists?”

“I guess so?”

“Do you have any more?”

“No that was the only one.”

“Ah! Sorry, I made you waste an important pill like that. How can I ever repay you for this?”

Ugh. Thinking about it now, there was a way she can repay me. When I thought about mission 1 the system gave me I had a huge headache. I need to make a harem? What the hell?

I could only skeptically say, “become one of my women.”

“Eh? Really? Such a good deal exists? But… one of your women? Are there more?”

“There will be three more.”

“Hohoho, little daoist, you’re quite greedy, aren’t you? You’re lucky your big sister is open.”

“Is that a yes?”

“Hmm… I really want to keep you to myself you know. Do you really have to build a harem?”

“Yes, my life depends on it?”

“Pfft hahaha your life depends on it? Are you saying I can’t satisfy you?”

She looked pretty provoked when she heard what I said for some reason. She even placed her hand on that part that was still standing strong and tightened her grip with narrowed eyes that scared me a little.

I’m stronger than you big sister, so why am I scared of you?

“It’s nothing of the sort big sister, you almost led me to my death last night, how can you not satisfy me?”

I didn’t even know what I was talking about at this point, but I knew I needed to say she could satisfy me.

When she heard that, she giggled and began circling her index finger around the tip of that thing she was holding onto.

“Then, why do you need more women?”

“I can’t say anymore, if I do I would have to suffer unknown consequences.”

“You’re really making big sister want to find out when you make it all mysterious like that. Are you sure you don’t want to tell big sister?”

It was then that a sound rung out from the bag that belonged to the beautiful big sister.

“Tch. What now?”

When she looked at the phone she pulled out, the expression on her face warped a bit into that of perplexion.

Did she have a stupid annoying mystical system as well?

My eyes sparkled, it felt like I had met a comrade in arms. But that venerable master said it was a very rare occurrence to be chosen by the realm. Could it be possible he lied to me? Or is it that I just happened to stumble upon her by chance?

I was still naive and thought a phone equated to a system.

“My little daoist sweetheart, it looks like I have things to do. Do you have any plans? Would you like to come with your big sister?”

I thought about it for a bit and I realized I was very unfamiliar with this realm. I had no one to help me at the moment, so I could only follow this big sister to learn more.

“I don’t really have anything planned. I just got here and am still unfamiliar with everything.”

She then flashed a truly beautiful smile that left me completely enchanted before she said, “great! Ah, regarding the proposal to become one of your woman, let me think about it.”

“Oh, right! Let’s exchange contact information while we’re at it.”

I didn’t quite understand, but master did mention something about that. She extended her hand out to take my phone and I was about to release my grip on it when I suddenly remembered something.

Does this count as “giving the system away?”

At this point I was panicked to the extreme as sweat was rolling down my forehead. Luckily I managed to keep my hand on the phone.

“Why aren’t you letting go? Do you have something you’re trying to hide from me? Is it some pictures you can’t bear to show a woman you’ve done the deed with?”

I quickly got up and wrapped my arms around her while I kept my other hand holding onto the corner of the phone and said, “it’s nothing like that, it’s just that if I let go of this phone I might die.”

“Hahaha, what the heck, die? Are you actually addicted to using your phone to such a degree you can’t even part from it? Well I’d probably die without my phone as well, so it’s understandable.”

She understands me! This woman is great! I was completely unaware the types of dying we were talking about were completely different.

“Well whatever, since you want to take advantage of me while I’m entering my contact information I’ll let you.”

She opened that thing master called the phone app and pressed the plus sign and typed in her name and a number.

“Aoi Kihea (friend with benefits)?”

I get the first part is your name but what’s the part after that mean?

“Here you go.”

Before she handed my phone back she picked up hers and did the same thing. I saw her put in “Little Daoist [Best stamina I’ve ever seen. (lol)]”

She then went to the notes section and started putting in more information. She had tilted her phone away from me to try and hide what she was entering, but she underestimated the eyesight of someone who was a semi transcendent.

I managed to sneak a peek at what she had written in. Let’s see…

“Date: 02/12/2119

Took his first time. Tasted amazing. Slightly sweet. Good texture. Goes down the throat easily. Had a strange pill that made the experience even better. Oh no, I might become a slave to him if things go on like this. What to do? Become one of his woman like he asked? If I’m going to belong to someone and he wants more than one woman, he better be able to satisfy me still. Damn, I still have a craving even now for more. Stupid interruptions!”

Huh? Why did I not understand anything? What was any of that supposed to mean? You’ll become my slave? I just asked you to be one of my women, didn’t I?

“Little darling daoist, you didn’t peek just now, did you?”

“Nope.”

I naturally lied.

She then picked up her overly revealing clothes and started to get dressed. She tossed my sect garments that laid on the ground towards me and I quickly put them on.

She had a regretful look when she peaked from the corner of her eye towards the place she seemed really attached to when it was hidden away from her sight.

Do you really like that thing that much? I don’t get it. Women are a bit scary.

Once she was fully dressed and had cleaned her her appearance she walked over to me and grabbed my hand and dragged me over to the door.

When she pulled open the door and I exited the room I froze up as I saw someone I was all too familiar with.

He had just walked out of the room beside us and also noticed me.

His expression at first was a bit of confusion, but when his gaze traced along my hand and his eyes landed on the woman that was holding onto it, his expression turned strange.

After a moment of silence it looks like he suddenly understood the situation as he walked up to me.

“Greetings venerable mas…”

Slap.

I was sent flying into a wall by the venerable master who planted a good smack on my cheek.

“Venerable master?”

I looked back at him with the most wronged expression I could put on.

“Why?”

“You have the nerve to ask why? Do you? Do you dare ask this venerable master why he gave you a good smack?”

What did I do? Do you know how many grievances I suffered since I came here?

Well, to be honest, there were none. Aside from nearly dying once from overexertion, it was pretty great to be honest.

Is that why venerable master is so mad? Is it because he knows I overexerted myself and nearly died from losing sense of myself? He cares for me so much! To meet such a caring person is really my good fortune. I couldn’t stop my eyes from getting watery. I knew my mistakes.

I quickly bowed down towards him and said, “this foolish child has been unfilial! Please forgive this one for his foolishness!”