Can I really keep my Goddess Wife to myself and away from all the Crazy OP MCs - 50 Chapter 49.

(POV Sanji)

What the hell? He actually apologized? Kid, you didn’t really do anything wrong. I just slapped you because I was jealous you had your first time when I’m still having doubts about whether I’ve had mine.

You don’t need to be so emotional about it. Why are you suddenly tearing up over this?

I couldn’t help but look at my hand and wonder if my right hand really did have some sort of mystical devil sealed within it. Could it be Satan, Mammon, Belphegor, Asmodeus, Lucifer, Leviathan, or Beelzebub? Like hell it could?! I’m past that dark stage of my life!

Don’t give me this garbage “imagine breaker!”

I don’t need such a useless power! Did I slap the emotions out of you with that technique or something?

Well, as a distant master, I must retain my composure at all times. Tch, my little Chu’er has to deal with a philanderer like you though? How am I supposed to even get her to fall for you now when she already thinks your head over heels for this chick?

When I examined her closer I came to realize she was probably one of the hottest women I had seen in my realm. Did such a seductive beauty exist here? Shouldn’t she be rich and famous with her level of looks?

Right now that beauty was glaring at me like she really wanted to say something. Sorry, but I’m a married man in case you were wondering. No matter how much you glare at me, that fact won’t change.

My wife was looking between me and little Han curiously like she was filled with expectations. My wife, please let me know, what are you expecting to get out of this situation?

Was the ending of your sentence last night supposed to be regarding little Han? You knew he was in the room beside us? You should have said something sooner! If I knew I would have definitely been the good friend who strolled in minding his own business without noticing the mood and I definitely would have ruined their fun.

Haaaah, what do I do now? Let’s just fake some sort of vague understanding.

“Little Han, it is good that you know your wrongs. You can get up now, your little friend seems to be really dissatisfied with me for some reason.”

“Yes, venerable master.”

That young lady walked over to little Han and whispered into his ear while she looked towards me skeptically, “little daoist, why are you being so humble in front of this loser and calling him venerable master? I can’t even detect any cultivation from him.”

Little Han panically whispered back in her ear, “big sister, don’t be rude he is a hidden master secluded and distanced from the mortal world. His strength is unimaginable. His wife is also mysterious and unfathomable. Don’t offend them, ever.”

She looked back at me like I was some sort of scammer, but reluctantly nodded towards little Han after he continually to pestered her to show me some respect.

Do you two really think I can’t hear you? Loser? Are you kidding me? Have you taken a look at my wife? I stepped to the side to allow this overconfident girl receive the shock of her life.

When she laid eyes on my wife who stood behind me, her jaw dropped in shock like she couldn’t believe her eyes.

She looked back at me with confusion in her eyes. What the hell? Where is the look of awe I was expecting?

She was completely unable to hide the doubt in her eyes.

Is it that hard to believe?!

“Uhm miss, were we in the way? Did you need to pass? We’re sorry for blocking your path.”

Eh? Can you not act like she was just a passerby?

My wife responded with an, “Oh?”

She then smiled charmingly and wrapped her arms around my waist from behind to clear up any doubts.

“You’re the mysterious wife little Han just mentioned to me?”

“Yes. Please take good care of little Han.”

She smiled happily back towards the young lady beside little Han while she gave them her blessings.

Wife, aren’t you too easy? Shouldn’t there be more of a challenge before giving little Han away? Aren’t you a sell out?

No, this is not right, I cannot accept little Han getting a woman so easily! He’s twelve damn it! I was twenty seven before I got my wife. Where will I show my face when someone less than half my age got such a seductive hottie?! I’m not jealous or anything, okay?

“Ehem. Just because my wife approves of you doesn’t mean I will. Hmmp!”

Just for the record, I’m not a tsundere. I didn’t turn my head away just now. It was just pushed to the side as a result of a natural reflex governed by the world’s natural laws.

I peaked at her from the corner of my eye and managed to ogle her side boob exposed through the long large triangular slit at the sides of the top she was wearing.

I was simply curious to see how she would gain favor with me. It’s definitely not that I wanted to drool over how daring and sexy her revealing clothes were.

That top really was cheating though, how can a man not look if you’re so willing to show. Imagine a tight hugging tube top with two long triangular slits at the side that exposed from her armpits to the lower abdomen. That’s what her top looked like.

Her fair and supple looking skin was bare for the world to see through those perfectly shaped triangular slits.

There was a string that wrapped around her neck which held up the front of her top. The front portion of her top tightly squished against her perky finely crafted chest. She wasn’t even wearing a bra underneath. How can she be so bold?

It seems she noticed me peeking from the corner of my eye. She smiled daringly and turned her back to me and stood in front of little Han to block his sight. This allowed me to get a good view of her features from behind. Her long blond hair flowed down to her curvaceous waist.

It appears she was ready to give some service as she “accidentally” dropped her phone. She bent over, clearly exposing her fine round apple bottom towards me. There was a perfectly shaped gap between her upper inner thighs. She purposely pressed together her lower inner thighs while bending over to emphasize her figure. Her bottom was tightly squeezing against her blue jeans, styled, mini hot pants which threatened to explode at any moment. There were laces at the sides exposing bits of her skin which held together the front and back portion of those tiny little pieces of fabric. Is this outfit even legal?

While she was standing back up straight I got a good view of the back portion of her top.

The back of her top had two strings forming an upside down V that interconnected with the string from the front portion of her top which wrapped around the back of her neck. The back of her top had written in cursive writing, “You want some of this?” It had an arrow pointing towards the ground.

Damn this is a clear provocation.

Even just the sight of the back of her nape gave off an unbearably alluring sensation.

I’m not jealous of little Han. I’m definitely not jealous.

When she turned back around after she picked up her phone all I could say was, “ehem. I suppose you’re not too bad. I still don’t completely approve of you and little Han though.”

She then winked towards me suggestively so little Han would not see and mouthed out a single word, “pervert.”

My wife pinched my waist from behind my back hard enough to get tears to come out. When I looked in her eyes I easily determined all the points I earned yesterday had dropped back to zero. Her eyes clearly told me, “you want to openly ogle her in front of me? You are dead to me my husband.”

All the satisfaction I got as I secretly watched her performance was plunged into a bucket of icy cold water. I regretted it, I regretted everything! I was too cocky after our date ended on a good note yesterday.

Just when I thought my wife would give me a free pass today after all my hard work the day before. I thought I would be free from being teased just for one day, but it looks like I ruined that chance all in a moment of carelessness.

Hah. I curse you little Han and your cheating harem building capabilities. Whatever, I’m a one woman type of guy. All I need is my little wife.

“Little Han if you have any problems you can’t resolve just call or text me on your phone. You know, I explained that to you before, right?”

“Ah! I forgot about that, but I really didn’t have a chance to. The moment I was transported inside the pocket realm I met this big sister and she dragged me away.”

Y-y-y-y-you damn main character!

I’m done. I was too depressed to care anymore.

“Let’s go my wife.”

“I want to go with little Han. You can go play by yourself.”

Ugh. Is this revenge?

“My wife, I just remembered I had some premium grade ice cream back home that I wanted to give you.”

“I’ll go.”

Thankfully my wife enjoyed foods from this realm.

“Little Han, make sure to work hard to find the inheritance.”

I told the same thing to him that I said to Chu’er to try and keep up what was left of my mysterious master act.

Little Han bowed towards my departing figure with a firm resolution and determination in his eyes while I was leaving.

When we were in the elevator I managed to hear that young lady who asked little Han, “so your name is Han?”

“Yes, Han Tengoku.”

Are you kidding me?! You didn’t even know his name and you put out?!

Where have all the easy big sisters like you been all my life?

Damn that child and his life hacks.

“Are you sure that weak looking guy is a hidden master secluded and distanced from the mortal world? He looks more like a perverted scammer to me.”

The elevator doors closed before I could retort or hear little Han’s response. It had only been one day, yet my list grew longer yet again.

(POV little Han)

“What are you talking about big sister?! Don’t judge him by his looks. That distant master likes to roam the mortal realms and tends to return to his roots. He is someone that has seen what is passed the mortal realms. To him our little realm is nothing but a tiny sandbox or a drop of water in the ocean. With a few words from him, I was able to jump several realms of strength to break through into the semi transcendent realm. Even after reaching this realm, simple words from him still allowed me to break through further.”

“His wisdom is so great I cannot possibly ever dream to fathom.”

I had to admit I was truly enraptured by this venerable master. Even now I still wished to bow down and beg him to allow me to be his disciple, but there was no way he would be willing to accept me when I am still so weak. At the very least before asking him I must enter the transcendent realm.

That was the goal I had set in my heart. This venerable master has shown me such care, I must return the favor one day.

“Little Han, are you sure you haven’t been brainwashed? Putting his wife aside, he looks normal in every way.”

“If you saw that venerable master when he was serious and he leaked out his true aura, you would definitely understand how great he is big sister. Big sister, please do not besmirch venerable master’s name any more or I will really get mad.”

I couldn’t quite hear her when she began to mumble a few things to herself. “Is that guy trying to start a cult? Is he going to run a pyramid scheme? There is no way someone who stared daggers at my ass when I bent over is distanced and secluded from the mortal realm. I refuse to believe it. I must show little Han the light as his big sister. But how do I do it? Whatever, that will come later. That girl friend of mine said there was an emergency and to come over right away. I can’t keep her waiting forever.”

“My darling, we should also get going. One of my female friend’s told me she had some sort of emergency and to come over as soon as possible.”

It was then that the beautiful big sister grabbed my hand and went towards a door with a exit sign on top of it. I was a bit confused, rather than descending the stairs, we went up towards the roof instead.

“Ah, I almost forgot to check out.”

She pulled out her phone and fiddled around with it for a moment before putting it away shortly after.

When we reached the top of of the roof there was a large weirdly shaped object with blades that loudly rotated on top of it and it shockingly hovered in mid air. I was confused, but I just followed along behind her as she pulled me toward the strange object that floated in the air.

When we reached what looked to be a rope ladder that hung out from its side she climbed upwards and instructed me with her eyes to follow suit.

I didn’t ask any questions and copied her and boarded the object that hovered in the air above the building we stood on earlier. It was a bit cramped and there were a bunch of people who sat inside that greeted her when we entered. She sat down in the one open seat and pulled me over and sat me down on her lap while she wrapped her arms around me.

“Huhuhu, this big sister will treat you well my little darling daoist.”

I saw the outside world through the opened side we entered from as we flew over all the highly built structures down below. I was really amazed by the inhabitants of this realm, although clearly mortals, they were able to fly high in the sky. Flight was after all something only saints were known to be capable of.

While I admired the scenery down below, the big sister behind me tightly embraced my waist like she was afraid I would run away. She pressed her cheek against mine and sometimes licked behind my ears.

Is this big sister a cannibal? Is cannibalism something natural in this pocket realm? Do I really taste that good?

I was starting to get worried as I could hear her pants that got louder as time passed. I even felt a wet sensation that came from my rear between her legs where I presently sat. Big sister, were you really so hungry to the point that your saliva uncontrollably spilled and dripped on your lap?

While I feared for my life I looked around at the men who looked away from my direction.

Are you guys even human?

Are you just going to ignore the kid who’s about to become a meal for this hungry girl over here?

Could you please bring some food over for this starving beast?

Would you guys please just help me? Why are you pretending to look the other way but secretly peeking at me anyways? I feel like I’m mistaken, but is that envy in your eyes?

What was enviable about being eaten alive?

I am starting to feel like following this carnivorous woman might really be a mistake.

I deeply regretted my impulsive actions and wished that I had not followed along with her so rashly.

Why didn’t I just follow my venerable master back then rather than this scary big sister?

“My darling, this is all your fault. How are you going to take responsibility? You’re just too delectable. I can’t stop myself from wanting to just eat you up.”

Scary! What the hell?! She’s even admitting it now?!

My heart leapt in fear and fright and my eyes swam while I looked for some sort of escape route. However, no matter where I looked I realized I was trapped.

Of course not, am I an idiot? We are high up in the sky with nowhere for me to run. If I jump from this height I would be a goner.

I tried to struggle free from her, but for some reason my body had a mind of its own and it refused budge an inch. Was this fear? Am I so terrified by her that my body instinctively wants to play dead?

Why does it always happen when it comes to this big sister?

I’ve never feared anyone in my life before though. I also don’t dislike this big sister that much. Was it really because of fear?

It was then I remembered venerable master’s words. He told me that I was able to use the phone to call or text him. I quickly opened that thing called Wazzap and sent him a message.

‘Little Han: Venerable master, please help me!’

After a few minutes passed it said, “Venerable Master San is typing.”

Thank god he is there.

‘Venerable Master San: What’s wrong?’

‘Little Han: I think that big sister is going to eat me! What do I do?!’

‘Venerable Master San: … are you bragging?’

‘Little Han: This is no time to joke venerable master! She has her arms wrapped around me and has been breathing heavily behind me for a while now. She also licks my neck and ear sometimes. She even said “My darling, this is all your fault. How are you going to take responsibility? You’re just too delectable. I can’t stop myself from wanting to just eat you up.” What am I supposed to?!’

‘Venerable Master San: You’re bragging, right? You are definitely bragging, right?!’

‘Little Han: Why would I be bragging about getting eaten?! I’m being serious, my life is on the line! Help me! I’m too young to die!’

‘Venerable Master San: …”

‘Venerable Master San: It’s quite easy to escape your situation. You just need to say the following words verbatim, “yo ya fuglay, hornay, thunderous flapping ties miss fatso. Ya stank ass biotch, would ya get yo act togetha plz?”‘