Can I really keep my Goddess Wife to myself and away from all the Crazy OP MCs - 51 Chapter 50.
I couldn’t help but break out into sweat when I read venerable master’s response. I didn’t quite understand what this mystical chant was supposed to mean but it sounded very profound.
How can such simple words have such depth where it causes one to spontaneously break out into sweat? This must be some sort of ancient and deep sacred chant. I probably will not be able to ever fully comprehend his greatness.
I naturally found myself lost in another world as I studied the mystical words he sent and I fell into a deep trance while I pondered over the profound natural laws of the world contained within. I mumbled them repeatedly under my breath like they were the gospel.
“Yo ya fuglay, hornay, thunderous flapping ties miss fatso. Ya stank ass biotch, would ya get yo act togetha plz?”‘
I kept repeating these lines over and over and while unconsciously getting louder after every repetition until loud enough to be audible to the big sister behind me.
“Eh? My little darling? What have you been mumbling about for the past while now? Thunderous flapping ties? Hornay? Fuglay? Fatso?! Stank ass biotch? Are you talking about me?! Get my act together? Did you get cocky after you took the upper hand towards the end last night?”
I didn’t respond at all to any of her questions. I just kept repeating the same lines over and over. While I was like this and completely unresponsive, the big sister ranted a bit and was miffed by the gospel like words from venerable master. It looks like even she noticed there was deep meaning hidden within the words. Venerable master really was impressive.
When she noticed my unresponsiveness she snuck her hands into my sect garments and began squeezing down hard on that thing she kept playing with last night and this morning.
I was so lost in thought that I didn’t bother to react to her toying with it. I thought she understood a bit of that venerable masters words, but I regretfully shook my head inwardly at her failure in her comprehension towards true greatness. Perhaps I will enlighten this big sister in the future and preach to her the gospel of that venerable master one day.
When she saw I still had no reaction she looked over my shoulder and saw the message venerable master had sent me.
“That no good, despicable, jealous loser! You want to mess with this big sister’s fun time? Huhuhu, just wait till I see you again. I’ll make sure you divorce.”
I was still too engrossed in his words to notice this big sister’s future plans.
“Whatever, I can’t hold myself back anymore little darling. You seem to be doing your own thing right now but your body still seems to be conscious.”
After saying that, she got up from behind me and let me sit on the seat while she straddled on top of me. She undid and pulled off my sect garment and wrapped it around her back to cover what she was about to do in front of all these observers. They obviously couldn’t see what she was doing, but they had eyes filled with jealousy and extreme envy.
I was naturally ignorant of everything going on around me at the moment though. Yes, I was naturally ignorant of it and engrossed in venerable master’s words.
That big sister didn’t seem to care in the slightest and even showed an expression like she were accepting some sort of great challenge when she said, “let’s see how long you can bear it before you’re moaning and grovelling on the ground in defeat little darling?”
She pulled at the string on one side that was keeping together the tiny piece of clothing covering her lower region. It fell apart but the side that was still tied remained in tact and still tightly hugged at her left upper thigh and she repeated the events that transpired the night before.
I was still dumb like a rock and while she was doing all this I noticed due to the mystical words venerable master told me my cultivation base automatically rotated by itself.
After I spent an hour in this state the energy inside of me was like a volcano ready to explode. Right when the energy had reached its peak it erupted and a warmth spread through my body and I trembled uncontrollably at the sudden increase in my strength. It was definitely not because of a certain pleasurable feeling of release.
A few seconds before this occurred, at nearly the same time as my breakthrough, a loud “Ah!” rang out and the big sister wrapped her arms and legs tightly around me while she convulsed uncontrollably with her eyes rolled backwards. She sealed my lips with hers and her tongue was on its own little adventure within my mouth.
After a short moment passed she pulled her face away from mine and said, “I admit defeat my little darling. I lost by a few seconds, but a defeat is a defeat. You really are amazing though. While you miraculously broke through yet again, I managed to feed off of the extra energy you expulsed to simultaneously push my cultivation to the next realm as well. Ha…Ha… Ha… That felt really great though. You’re definitely amazing in more than one way my little darling.”
When I finally came to my senses while she panted in exhaustion, I asked to clear up my confusion, “big sister, what are you talking about? I broke through thanks to those mystical words of enlightenment from my master.”
“What? What mystical words are you talking about little darling?”
“Master sent over a chant that held a very profound meaning, ‘yo ya fuglay, hornay, thunderous flapping ties miss fatso. Ya stank ass biotch, would ya get yo act togetha plz?’”
“Thanks to his words I was able to breakthrough to become a 4th realm semi transcendent.”
“What?! Are you kidding me? Isn’t it just thanks to the effect of that mysterious pill from last night?”
“What are you talking about? Didn’t I tell you before, this venerable master has used simple words several times before to allow me to gain enlightenment? He has already done so on three separate occasions. He is a miraculous and unfathomable existence whose wisdom cannot be judged by those of the mortal world.”
“Little darling, are you sure you are not just being scammed every time?”
“Impossible.” I had absolute unwavering confidence in this venerable master. There was no way a person who cared so much and was so considerate towards me would ever be a scammer.
“I understand.”
She said that with a strange expression on her face and mumbled inaudibly so I couldn’t make out what she said. When I read her lips it looked like she said, “little darling is too naive, I must take it upon my back to unveil the true colors of that incompetent, perverted faker.”
I couldn’t believe she would say that after all my effort so I just shook my head and thought I probably misinterpreted what she mumbled.
After she said that, she moved the same way she had been a few minutes earlier like she wasn’t quite finished yet.
Shortly after she began the second round, one of the men who had secretly observed everything tapped on her shoulder and said awkwardly, “young miss, we’ve arrived.”
“Tch. Already?! Didn’t I say to take your time so I could have my fun?”
“Young miss, it’s been an hour already. That’s already three times the length of time it should have taken us to get here.”
“Haaaah. Just when it was getting good too.”
“Young miss, it is already incredible how quickly your cultivation has increased. You are already an 8th realm mortal. You have within a single day become the strongest person in the world if we exclude the little friend you are straddling on top of right now.”
“Fine, I guess I am being greedy here. Little darling we will continue where we left off earlier later. That friend of mine is waiting for us below.”
She quickly tied up the right side of the bottom piece she wore under the cover of my sect garment. When she was done, she dressed me like some sort of veteran within seconds.
Does this big sister do this alot? Scary! Stripping her victims of their clothes and eating them as she pleases. Then wrapping them up and storing them away for later meals.
Just how many people has she eaten?
“Little darling although you don’t say anything, for some reason I feel like you have some sort of strange misunderstanding based upon that expression of yours. If you’re wondering why I’m so good at dressing you up, that is because I have practiced a lot in my line of business.”
She eats people as part of her business?! She is too terrifying.
While I only misunderstood he further, she grabbed my hand and jumped out of the object that was hovered in the sky. While we descended, she grabbed onto a rope tied to the inside of bladed object in the air with her free hand and slowed our fall until we eventually landed on the ground.
In front of us was what appeared to be someone’s residence. It looked a bit worn down, but it felt very homely and peaceful. For some reason I felt a strange connection between the place. I really didn’t quite understand why that was the case.
It felt like I had felt this feeling before. I was unable to put together where it was I had felt this way from before.
Seeing me standing there with a blank face the big sister said, “little darling, come. Let me introduce you to my girlfriend. She’ll surely be shocked when she sees you.”
I followed behind her while she went towards the door. Before she even knocked on the door it flung open and a foot flew towards her and firmly planted itself on her face. She just stood there like she expected this to happen.