Can I really keep my Goddess Wife to myself and away from all the Crazy OP MCs - 52 Chapter 51.

“Shina? Why do you always greet me this way? Aren’t we supposed to be best friends?”

“Aoi, how many times have I told you not to come in a helicopter?”

“I’ve lost count.”

“At least keep count, will you?”

“Haaaah. I know I said it was an emergency, but it’s embarrassing when the neighbors crowd around thinking the cops are making a raid everytime you come over.”

The friend she talked to spoke in a monotonous uncaring voice, it was clear she hid her expressions deeply.

When I looked at her, I felt a sense of familiarity, like I somehow knew her. Though I was certain I definitely never met her before.

“Eh? Who’s this kid? Aio… you didn’t… did you? You finally broke the law? Haaaah.”

Big sister’s friend just shook her head with clear remorse expressed in her eyes as she took out a… phone?!

Oh my god! Another person chosen by the realm?! How can this be possible?

While I stood there with wide eyes like a frightened deer, that big sister’s friend looked at me like I was some kind of traumatized victim. She said, “poor child. To be the victim of such a terrible crime. He looks too pitiful.”

While the big sister called Shina said that, her phone was ringing while what I assumed was supposed to be her friend, the big sister I had come here with, flailed her hands around desperately trying to grab the phone from her hand at all costs. Shina still had her foot firmly planted on big sister Aoi’s face which prevented her from getting any closer.

I didn’t understand why big sister Aoi held back though.

She is clearly stronger than her friend right now and she can easily take the device away.

Oh! That’s why, she must be holding back since if she takes her phone away, her friend may die. She is just acting right now. That makes much more sense. But how can there be two chosen by the realm?

“Hello? Police? We have a sex offender here who needs to be taken away.”

“Shina! He said he’s sixteen! I’m safe! Safe! I swear on my life. I wouldn’t cross that line. There was even mutual consent.”

“Officer, she is even trying to lie about his age. What do I do?”

Big sister Aoi looked towards me with a pleading gaze in her eyes clearly begging me to do something.

I felt like it would be troublesome if I told the truth now so I said, “it’s the truth, I am sixteen. I suppose I did willingly come along with her.”

“Officer, it appears I might have jumped the gun. Sorry. Thank you for the hard work. Goodbye.”

After she saw Shina end the call Aoi had a look of relief on her face like she was relieved of a great weight off her chest. When I looked at her chest I just shook my head. I must be imagining things, those look pretty heavy still. Are your shoulders okay big sister? Do they hurt?

By the way, Is that officer person really that scary? Scarier than this big sister who eats people? Isn’t this pocket realm too horrifying? Why do so many monsters exist here?

Can I just go back home, hide in my cave and cultivate for a few more years before coming back?

No, if I do that the inheritance would definitely be snatched away by then. Venerable master told me to work hard and find the inheritance. I must not let down his expectations.

“Shina! You finally understand your best friend would never cross that line? We’re best friends after all. How could you try to send your best friend to jail so heartlessly like that?”

“Pedo.”

“Ugh. I’m not. Also, I’d prefer if you called me a shotacon. Besides that Shina, he looks so young but he’s quite an animal. Truly a wolf hiding in sheep’s clothing, you have no idea how g… mmmph? Mmm?”

Shina stuck her foot in big sister Aoi’s mouth to prevent her from speaking any further like she didn’t want to know.

“I’ve had enough of hearing about your life as a sexual deviant deceiving young guys with your overly skimpy clothing.”

When Shina removed her foot from Aoi’s mouth big sister Aoi was panting strangely for some reason with a flushed face.

“Shina’s the best after all. Why can’t you just swing that way? That play of yours really is top quality. Your lack of shame as you shove your foot down another girl’s mouth while flashing your sexy black panties. You aren’t fair Shina. I’m going to want to push you down if you tease me like that.”

“Aoi, I didn’t call you over so I could be sexually harassed. I called you over because it was an emergency.”

“What? The Shina who didn’t panic or ask for any help when guys continually stole her change of clothes during P.E. or sport events has an emergency that even has her flustered? All those guys who would stand there planting your clothes onto their faces and inhaling with a perverted look on their faces didn’t faze you. Now you’re telling me something that surpasses that has transpired?! If this isn’t an emergency, then emergencies may as well no longer exist!”

“By guys, you mean you, right? The perverted blond bimbo who, rather than just standing, would be rolling around on the ground with my panties in her mouth and breathing through my skirt attached to her face like she was trying to become a single entity with it?”

“Panties are justice, skirts are life. How can you not understand your good sister’s love and care for you?”

“Haaaah, whatever miss idiotic, disgustingly perverted, blond bimbo with the overly high sex drive.”

“Who is this little friend really though?”

“He’s my man.”

“What? Sorry, I think I heard incorrectly. Can you repeat that?”

“He’s my sex buddy, pimp, sugar daddy, young lover, favorite stick, food provider, the guy who spins me right round baby right round.”

“Sorry, I think I heard a list of really absurd titles just now, some stranger than others.”

“I’m his woman.”

“I see.”

“Did you really think I’d say that?! Are you kidding me? The slutty blond bimbo from high school and university who constantly harassed me for years on end got domesticated?”

“Well, I haven’t entirely agreed yet. He wants other women after all. I first need to see if he can keep me satisfied when he is so greedy.”

Shina’s mask cracked a little as she showed quite a few strange expressions on her face in contrast to her previous indifference. There was confusion, shock, doubt, and joy all showing through the momentary lapse in her indifferent uncaring facade.

Shortly after she realized she made a blunder she returned to her cold expressionless face with calm indifferent eyes.

She looked like a buddha when she faced towards me and patted my shoulder and hugged me for a moment whereupon she said, “good luck.” When she let me go she gave me a thumbs up like she was trying to encouraging me.

The contrast between what she showed on her face and her actions formed a disharmonic and incongruous picture that left me slightly baffled.

Hidden within her eyes was a sparkle; such that, if you did not pay close attention, you would easily miss it.

Was this the joy of a comrade who experienced the fear of being eaten one day?

This woman understands me, she has clearly experienced the same trauma. Now that I look at her, isn’t she actually really pretty?

I couldn’t stop my heart from skipping a beat when I thought about how she hugged me just now. She smelt really nice too, similar to orchids, her scent left me entranced and I stared at her blankly.

It looks like she noticed the drunken stupor I was in. She pinched my nose and said, “sorry, I’m not interested in men that look like children. I’m not like a certain idiotic pervert with the strange red flushed face panting after being ignored over there.”

She said that while pointing towards the scary looking big sister Aoi.

“Shina, don’t say strange things to my man just because you’re jealous I have moved on from you. My pitiful lonely ex who can’t find a man, I suppose I can spend one last night with you if you really insist.”

“You’re not very convincing when you are sporting that excited face. It really doesn’t look like you have fully moved on when you look like that.”

“Hah. Hah. Hah. Come on Shina, just one night. It’s been a year since then. You must be feeling lonely at night, right?”

“What are you saying when your man is standing there already planning to try and cheat with your best friend?”

“Shina, a threesome is fine as well. What haven’t I seen already? Why are you acting so reserved after everything we have done together?”

“Ugh. Don’t remind me of my dark past.”

“Anyways, I didn’t call you over to reminisce over the past. I called you over because my little brother came back. That little brat disappeared for almost a month and suddenly showed up with a woman he is claiming to be his wife. He even had the nerve to disappear again yesterday after only sticking around for about two hours.”

“Huh? Isn’t that great news Shina? Your useless little brother got a woman, shouldn’t we be celebrating?”

“How is this great?! My little brother got married before me! There is no way I can accept this! That useless bum who would secretly download and store forbidden big sister content in a folder called, ‘NOT BIG SISTER RELATED CONTENT… don’t open this or the laptop will explode’ on his laptop got married ahead of me. How can this even be possible?!”

“There is no way, right?”

“Shina… I’m afraid to ask this, but do you still have a little brother complex? You say you don’t like younger guys, but is that because you only have eyes for your little brother? I’ve always been curious about it since the time we were dat… ow ow ow ow! That hurts, please let go!”

“Are you saying that I’m the one that made that folder and stored all that sadistic big sister content on his laptop in hopes of modifying his preferences?”

“Shina-chan…”

Shina’s eyes turned scary when she heard the “chan” attached to her name. It looks like big sister Aoi realized her mistake and quickly corrected herself.

“I mean Shina, you’re scaring me a little.”

“What, do you think I’m some sort of perverted freak of nature like you, who will pounce on any man or woman, at any time?”

“Shina, if you like your little brother so much… ow ow ow. I mean if theoretically you liked your little brother so much why didn’t you theoretically make a move on him?”

“Theoretically, if we weren’t related by blood and if he was the first to make the move and willingly let me vent my sadistic tendencies on him, then in theory, I would have long ago made him bow down to me.”

“Shina… theoretically, was the reason you grew up hiding your emotions from everyone because of your forbidden feelings towards your little brother?”

“Hahaha, whatever are you talking about Aoi? I was born with this monotone voice and this uncaring indifferent face. Just for the record, I just want a normal guy. Also, I DO NOT LIKE MY LITTLE BROTHER AT ALL!”

“I don’t want to see such a creepy newborn baby girl. Also, you’re being a tsu…ow ow ow!”

“Oh, I’m creepy now? Isn’t it you, the pedo, after guys that look half your age the creepy one?”

“How rude! I merely have unique preferences, that’s all.”

“Aoi, you didn’t have such preferences in the past. In the past any guy would do for you.”

“The past is the past. Just like you once became a lesbian because you could never fulfill your unrequited love towards your little brother… ow ow ow… doesn’t mean I, a slut who swung both ways, can’t one day settle down.”

“Aoi. I think something is wrong with your logic there.”

“Sex needs no logic!”

“Isn’t it love needs no logic?”

“No, it’s sex!”

“Ugh. Whatever, just help me figure out how to break up my brother and his alleged wife. I definitely will not stand here and watch as he gets lovey dovey with his wife when he comes back.”

“Why don’t you just try to seduce him instead?”

“Gross.”

“Shina, now that I think about it, the entire time we were together in the past, I’ve never once seen this mysterious little brother of yours.”

“Anytime I tried to sneak a glance at your phone for pictures, you would quickly turn it off and hide your phone away.”

“Were you scared I’d go after your little brother back then?”

“Okay I get it, you don’t need to glare at me like that. I know, I know. I was a bad girl back then.”

“And you’re a good girl now?”

“Haha. I’m a faithful woman now.”

“Ha.”

“What was with that laugh Shina? Are you looking down on me? If I say I’m faithful, I’m faithful.”

“Whatever, slut.”

“Shina! Get in here! Your little brother’s on the news!”

A voice rang out like thunder from inside the house when these two strange big sisters had completely forgotten about me. They were far to busy with their girl talk about this mysterious little brother and big sister Aoi’s so called perverted tendencies which I didn’t quite fully understand.

“What?! Little brother’s on the news?”

The two big sisters ran inside and I followed closely behind them.

When we reached a room that had a flat rectangular box with strange pictures on it Shina asked jokingly, “what’d he do? Rob a bank? Steal a car? Get into a police chase? Who am I kidding? He probably just saved a kitty from falling out of a tree and is getting interviewed or something, right?”