Cannon Fodder is No Longer with Me - Chapter 244

    After cleaning herself, Mu Xing only felt that her whole body seemed to be a lot lighter.

      , He could only cut it off with a stone knife, and of course he also shaved off the big beard. Without these occlusions, even the vision is much clearer.

    Mu Xing happily prepared to go back to the house to tidy up his house, but his face suddenly stiffened.

    He remembered one thing: he cut off his beard and hair. When he turned into a beast, he wouldn’t be… bald, right?

      Although its name is a cat, its size is comparable to that of an ordinary cheetah, and its sharp claws can easily shred its prey.

    Mu Xing quickly turned into a beast and looked down at himself.

    Fortunately, not bald.

    Mu Xing breathed a sigh of relief: It seems that the human form of the orc and the beast form do not affect each other.

    In this case…Mu Xing had an idea in his heart.

    He became human again and returned to his wooden house.

    Mu Xing is not a very clean person, but looking at this house, he is still a little disgusted.

    Fortunately, there is nothing in this house, it is very simple.

    Taking out the furs of those animals and a few hanging pieces of meat, Mu Xing picked some leaves from the woods to make a simple broom, swept away the dust in the house, took The wooden barrels took water from the river and rinsed the entire house from the inside out.

    After doing this, Mu Xing felt a little hungry.

    Because there is so much food.

    There were many edible fruits in the woods, Mu Xing turned into a beast and climbed up and picked some down.

    These cyan fruits taste a bit like apples, with a crunchy and sweet texture. Orcs don’t like to eat them.

    Although it is not known to be called vitamin C, it is clear that the orcs of this era already vaguely know the benefits of eating fruit.

    Mu Xing ate two fruits, and when he returned to the gathering place of the tribe bureau, the clansmen slowly got up.

    There is no shortage of food in summer, and there is no need for the tribe to hunt every day, and the weather is even more unsuitable for storing food.

    The orcs of the Dahe tribe follow the nature of cats and spend most of the day sleeping, and when they are hungry, they go to the mountains to have a full meal.

    The lazy clansmen were stunned when they saw Mu Xing, and their expressions became very vigilant.

    Who is this strange looking orc?

    Then they heard a familiar voice.

    Oh, it’s a star.

    They put down their guard and moved to Mu Xing curiously.

    “Xing, why are you so white?”

    “Where’s your hair? That looks weird.”

    “I think it’s kind of nice.”

    “…”

    Mu Xing was surrounded by a group of slovenly clansmen. Although they looked a little strange, their eyes were pure and curious. Moreover, although the orcs have no concept of bathing, but in the summer afternoon, the sun is shining for a long time, and they will dig into the big river next to the tribe, greedy for the cold, and there is no odor on their bodies.

    Mu Xing said: “I was just about to go to the patriarch. I was guided by the witch god, and the **** told me how to avoid getting sick.”

    Listening to him, the orcs’ eyes lit up.

    What are the orcs most afraid of?

    I am most afraid of getting sick.

    And, seriously, it will be taken away by the witch god.

    The orcs suddenly started talking:

    “What method?”

    “Really? Really? Is there really a way to be less sick?”

    Since last night, the star who is not afraid of fire is definitely a powerful witch trusted and favored by the witch god. They also became more convinced of what he said.

    Mu Xing said: “I’m going to find the patriarch, you go to eat first, then wait for me at the place of sacrifice after eating.”

    The orcs all left.

    Mu Xing went to a large stone house in the tribe.

    Here lives the Golden Lion, the patriarch of the Dahe tribe.

    The body of the golden lion is a golden lion. It is very huge and is the first warrior in the tribe.

    “Xing, what’s the matter with you coming to see me so early?”

    Golden Lion also has messy hair and beard, he seems to be afraid of heat, he has no clothes on his upper body, only a small skirt made of linen around his waist, this match is a bit hot.

    Mu Xing ignored this small detail and said, “Last night, the witch **** gave me instructions…”

    The simple and honest expression of the golden lion suddenly became serious.

    In half an hour.

    Golden Lion discussed something with his wife Baiyun with a very depressed expression, and then notified the rest of the tribe.

    In another half an hour, all the tribesmen of the Dahe tribe gathered at the sacrifice site of the tribe—on a plain beside the Dahe.

    All of their eyes fell on the star who had shaved off his beard, revealing his full facial features and his hair became very short.

    Mu Xing said loudly: “Last night, in my sleep, I received instructions from the witch god. He told me how to effectively avoid getting sick.”

    There was a commotion among the clansmen. There were not many people in the Dahe tribe. In the past hour or so, everyone knew about it by word of mouth.

    But at this moment, hearing Mu Xing say it, the orcs are still very excited.

    Mu Xing said: “First of all, like me, shave off messy hair and excess beard. If you don’t want to, make sure to wash them after eating every day.”

    “Then, trim off any excessively long nails and wash your hands before eating.”

    “In the case of changing into human form, drink water that has been boiled and cooled by fire, and food cooked with fire. Fire is a holy thing blessed by the witch god, and it can burn to death and make orcs sick bacteria.”

    “…”

    Mu Xing said a lot. If you are a modern person, you will know that it is actually to keep clean and hygienic and eat cooked food.

    In the ears of the orcs, they don’t really understand why they do this.

    They all had big, round eyes that cats have, and looked at Mu Xing innocently and confusedly, although they were all mighty orcs with an average height of 1.9 meters, But there is an inexplicable feeling of cuteness.

    Mu Xing was a little cute.

    He coughed and began to raise the banner: “This is the guidance of the witch god, so you see, I cleaned and sorted myself in the morning.”

    He patted his chest: “I look like this, don’t I look good?”

    The orcs looked at him with some embarrassment.

    It doesn’t mean it’s ugly.

    Yes, but, the more hair is in line with the orc’s aesthetic.

    Mu Xing knows that some people are not used to making the clansmen change rashly.

      .

    And the human form of orcs, their physical adaptability, is also developing in the direction of “human”.

    Therefore, if you eat raw meat and drink raw water from the river, you may have stomach discomfort.

    Eating with unclean hands is also easy to contaminate various bacteria and viruses.

    It’s just that the orcs are strong, and these little problems are not noticeable.

    Of course, in addition to these, Mu Xing is still a little selfish: he is now facing the clansmen day and night.

    Of course he prefers clean and fragrant clansmen more than unsanitary and sloppy clansmen.

    Mu Xing looked at the patriarch Golden Lion.

    The golden lion stood up reluctantly, and said angrily: “Now, let me personally demonstrate what to do.”

    He took off the small skirt around his waist, and a fierce man plunged into the river.

    His wife threw something at him, and the orcs looked at it like a ball of fluffy grass leaves.

    The leaves of the hairy grass show a layer of small fluff, which is very hard and is very useful as a bath towel.

    So, as the patriarch, the golden lion, under the watch of all the clansmen, gave himself… a bath.

    The orcs found out: Ho! The patriarch turned out to be so white!

    The golden lion after taking a bath got up from the water and put on his clothes. His wife Baiyun was waiting for him with a very sharp stone knife.

    Golden Lion sat down reluctantly and watched his beloved hair fall to the ground one by one with a heartache.

    Beard shaved, long messy hair cut off, dirty nails cut off.

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    The orcs looked at the greatly changed patriarch in amazement.

    Mu Xing clapped her hands: “Now, go wash yourself and come to Baiyun to line up.”

     Orcs, look at me, I look at you, in the end, the belief in witch gods still prevails.

    Having been busy for most of the afternoon, the orcs of the entire Dahe tribe have all changed their appearances.

      looks like.

    Even the light group couldn’t help but sighed: a group of beautiful, a little want to suck.