Cannon Fodder Males Chase Their Wives on Green Tea [Zerg] - Chapter 1

headache.

It was as if something was stirring his head, and Xie Lan frowned involuntarily in the drowsiness due to the huge pain. There are still vague conversations in my ears, such as “shut him down” and the like, and the sound of the door slamming shut, which is too noisy.

Xie Lan’s consciousness was gradually awakened, and fragments of memory flashed between the drowsiness and ups and downs. In his memory, he was driving to the airport, and when he was crossing the road, a heavy truck suddenly hit him, and all of a sudden it was dark in front of him—

Xie Lan suddenly opened his eyes: “!”

Remember, he was hit by a car!

But apart from a little fever, he didn’t feel any pain?

Xie Lan was just sweating, he was panting, his eyes gradually focused, he was suddenly stunned, and struggled to make a classic weak question: “Where is this?”

At this moment, he was in a luxurious Nordic-style room, tightly bound to a chair, unable to move his hands and feet. A tall man in a black trench coat was turning his back to Xie Lan and lit a fire. Hearing Xie Lan woke up and asked this sentence, he sneered with a cigar in his mouth and said, “My Highness, do you think you Can you hide by pretending to have amnesia?”

He turned around and stared at Xie Lan. Xie Lan was taken aback by the man’s appearance: his face was no different from a normal person, but all the skin exposed from the neck down had strange black patterns. Weird and mysterious, like a tattoo, but not quite.

Seeing his appearance, Xie Lan’s first reaction was the kidnapper who had been with him for many years. His family is indeed very good, and it is not that he has never been kidnapped, so he is still calm, not provoking the kidnappers, but trying to negotiate with him while secretly fumbling with his subordinates to see if they can release the bondage: “Brother, let’s If you have something to say, you can negotiate how much you want, don’t get excited.”

The man sneered and shook off the soot: “Want to buy me off? Fifth Highness, save your energy, you can’t untangle this rope. After three hours, whether you are alive or dead, you have to get married. The certificate has been received, do you understand? This is what Your Majesty means, if you don’t want to be dealt with in secret, then fulfill your obligations and do your best for the royal family.”

After he finished speaking, he ignored Xie Lan’s confusion behind him and asked, “What fifth highness, are you tied to the wrong person?”, he opened the door and left.

Xie Lan looked at the door blankly, and murmured, “Why get a marriage certificate? Someone has taken a fancy to my beauty and wants to grab a kiss, right?”

At this moment, a mechanical voice suddenly sounded in his mind: [Ding, the system is being connected, it is being updated… The update is complete, the system is being powered on… The boot is complete, hello host, system number 010 is at your service! 】

Xie Lan suddenly heard this sentence, and stood up suddenly, but forgot that he was still tied to a chair, and almost fell to the ground: “Who are you! Where are you!”

[The host can’t find me, the system 010 exists in the host’s consciousness~]

Xie Lan struggled to stabilize her body and sat back on the chair: “No, what are you, the system? In my consciousness?”

[Yes, host, system 010 is a system that serves the book world~ The system detects that you are in a dying state in the original world, so it automatically binds you to the book world. If you complete the task, I can reward you for returning to the real world~ If the host chooses to give up the mission, it is also possible, but your body in the real world will also die~]

Xie Lan said in a daze: “On the verge of death…state?”

It’s true that ordinary people probably wouldn’t be able to survive being hit head-on by such a big heavy truck.

[Yes, host, the system will help you maintain your body in a vegetative state. As long as you complete your task, you can return to the original world and wake up~]

All this is too unbelievable, but Xie Lan had to believe it. Naturally, he really wanted to return to the original world, so he could only use a dead horse as a living horse doctor, so he nodded: “I accept your mission, let’s release it now.”

The system receives the instruction and immediately takes action: [The system will first transmit the original plot to the host, please pay attention to the host to check it~]

A large number of plots came from his mind, and Xie Lan suddenly turned black again. He covered his head to ease the pain for a while, and finally knew what book he was wearing—

This book is called “Above All Insects”. It tells the story of Long Aotian, a human who accidentally entered the Zerg world and gradually got used to the life of the Zerg, harvested countless harems, and eventually became the emperor of the empire.

Yes, this is a Zerg literature. Zerg have a human-like appearance, but the difference is that their gender distinction is not male and female, but male, female, and sub-female. The man just now was a female worm, and the female worm had worm patterns on its body, but the male worm did not.

At the same time, because the number of males is extremely rare, and females must use the pheromone of the males to appease their mental power, so the status of males is the most noble, and a male can legally own multiple females.

And the protagonist of this book, Chen Feng, has crossed over to an A-grade male worm.

As a born gay, after the initial surprise, he soon fell in love with this kind of life where he could legally have countless harems, and completely learned the brutality of male insects | prostitution, and even better, put himself several The female servant was directly tortured to death. But his females are all loyal to him, even if they are treated so cruelly, they are willing to be treated so cruelly, and it is obvious that they are forced by the author.

In the end, Chen Feng relied on a royal female worm he married, and by chance, he even became the emperor of the empire. Since then, he has lived the most luxurious and enjoyable life. All the females of the zerg have become his harem reservists. Every day His job is to torture different females in different ways, so it can be said that the interstellar version of King Zhou of Shang is reborn.

And such an emperor has not been overthrown by his subjects, and even all the female insects expect to be selected by him to fill the harem.

Xie Lan was so shocked by the book’s shattering social structure and shit-like plot that she was speechless. After thinking for a while, she commented: “If Chen Feng doesn’t reincarnate as a part of animal husbandry in his next life, it will be really amazing. Difficult to end.”

010: […]

And the same time travel, Xie Lan is much miserable. The identity of his crossing is a cannon fodder prince, and he is a cannon fodder male who is about to marry the biggest villain in this book, and is soon tortured to death by the villain.

The villain’s name is Jiang Zhibei, the youngest and promising lieutenant general in the empire. Unlike most of the rough and unrestrained military females, he is gentle and polite on weekdays, making insects like the spring breeze, and is the dream of many male insects.

But of course the villain’s character can’t be so good. Gentleness is just a hypocritical appearance, the real Jiang Zhibei is cruel and cold in his bones, and he is a complete lunatic.

He was reluctant to bow down to the male insects, and because of the female identity, he had to maintain the stability of his mental power, so he adopted an extreme method: illegally hiding the male insects in his basement dark room, and using coercive measures to make the male insects release pheromones , to suppress mental power.

This kind of solution is bold and crazy. Once the society finds out, it is a gift to deal with him late. However, Jiangzhibei is rich and powerful, careful and meticulous, and the image he creates on weekdays is excellent, and he has not been discovered by insects for several years.

But this is the middle and later part of the book. The time when Xie Lan crossed over was still in the early days, when Jiang Zhibei was still in a period of mental stability.

Due to the marriage request of the royal family, Jiang Zhibei finally agreed to let a B-rank male of the royal family, the fifth-ranked Xie Lan, be his nominal hero.

The original body was a male worm without female worms. Although he didn’t like Jiang Zhibei and fought hard, he was forcibly tied to the notary’s office and went through the formalities with Jiang Zhibei.

How could Jiang Zhibei think of the original body, and made three chapters with the original body after marriage, indicating that their union was just a show. However, the original body has a big male worm, and believes that since Jiang Zhibei is already his own female monarch, he must completely surrender to him, trying to do the same to Jiang Zhibei as other male insects do to female monarchs.

Jiang Zhibei didn’t bother to pay attention to him a few times before, and he didn’t ask the original body to provide pheromones. After a while, the original body was headed. After Jiang Zhibei ignored his order again, he slapped Jiang Zhibei in the face with a whip, and then took out the banned drugs given to him by the Xie family. Jiang Zhibei’s mental violence was chaotic, so that Jiang Zhibei knelt down and begged him to give him a pheromone.

As a result, Jiang Zhibei not only smashed Yuanshen’s wrist with one hand, but also brought Yuanshen to the underground dark room with a smile, allowing him to see many dead male corpses, and beat Yuanshi when his heart was broken. dizzy him.

After the original body wakes up again, a control chip has been implanted in the back of his head. Since then, he has been a silent and worry-free male during the day, helping Jiang Zhibei to resist the news of the marriage urging from the outside world; at night, he was dragged into the basement, hanged in the center of the male’s skeleton, and Jiang Zhibei squeezed out the last pheromone. Due to the manipulation of the chip, he couldn’t even call for help with his eyes. Although he was alive, he might as well be dead.

Xie Lan was stunned after seeing what happened to the original body: “…”

Although it is better to die than live, but is this way of living a bit too scary!

After a long time, he shook his lips and asked the system: “To be honest, you chose this identity for me, are you trying to torture me on purpose?”

010 expressed regret: [No, the host, this identity is chosen for you by the main system, and 010 can’t help the host~]

Xie Lan was furious: “That’s the biggest perverted villain. If one day you don’t like me and hang me directly in the basement, where am I going to reason!”

010 encouraged Xie Lan: [Everyone is here, don’t be afraid of the host, if the villain really wants to treat you like this, 010 will help you turn on the pain shielding mode! 】

Xie Lan: “…Thank you, I was not comforted.”

But no matter how scared he is, he has already obtained this identity, and his life is still in the hands of the system. Thinking of her well-behaved and gentle wife, perhaps still standing beside her hospital bed at this time, Xie Lan reluctantly cheered up, accepted the reality, and asked, “Then what is my mission?”

010 immediately released the task: [This is the case, due to the deviation of the three views in this article, it has been complained by readers a lot. The system has detected that this book was written by the author’s newspaper, so the host is now asked to correct the three views of the plot of the book, rewrite the ending, and the readers will rate it after the ending is reached. Seventy percent or more of the readers give a judgment that they agree to the listing, even if the task is successful~]

“Rewriting the ending?” Xie Lan suddenly became energetic, “You mean, I can change this outrageous plot?”

[Yes, host, our mission goal is to make the plot return from the underworld to the underworld~ Now that you have started the plot, you have to work hard~]

Xie Lan was driven by this goal. After all, this plot is really not something that people with normal views can watch.

He suddenly remembered something and looked down at his body: “So my current body is that of the Fifth Prince?”

[No, host, your body is tailor-made for you through our biological scanning system, and all the values ​​are the same as yours in the real world. And we modified the memory of the characters in the book, so they all think you are the real Xie Lan~]

Your own body is obviously more familiar to use, which is really a good thing.

Although Xie Lan has accepted the reality, she is still a little worried: “Although I will definitely protect my wife from head to toe, from body to heart, but suddenly I want to have the name of husband and wife with others, I still feel very sorry for my wife. I hope my wife won’t blame me after I go back.”

010: […is such a host, is there a possibility that you don’t need to tell your wife that you have done this task after you go back? 】

“How can you hide something from your wife!” Xie Lan seemed to think that 010’s idea was incredible, “Your thinking is wrong and inappropriate, and you will be in the single system for a lifetime! Wife will always be number one in the world!”

010, who was severely pierced into the mechanical heart: […]

010 had a bad feeling. The host he is bound to this time, he is very good, very active, just… seems to be a strict wife?

In other words, will this task process really go smoothly?

The author has something to say:

Pre-received “Every protagonist to be redeemed is reborn”! Interested little angels can collect a wave~ I love you!

The form of unit play, each world is different.

The system is ordered to change the tragic fate of each world protagonist.

So the system finds the most trusted people in the protagonist’s subconscious in each world, issues tasks for them, and asks them to help the protagonist reverse his fate.

But what the system did not expect was that, for some reason, the protagonists in the original world were all reborn!

After the rebirth, the protagonist is no different from ordinary people on the surface, but he is actually full of pain and resentment, and he just wants to make the enemy who humiliated his fate in the previous life pay the price—

But in this life, the light hidden in their hearts shines into them who are deep in darkness.

World One: Sand Sculpture, Sunshine, Silly Dog, Learning Scum Attack x Gloomy, Solitary, Reborn, Learning Bully

On an ordinary night many years later, Ye Fanzhou hugged Su Cheng and recalled who was the first to move his heart back then.

Ye Fanzhou’s nose was close to Su Cheng’s slender neck, and he was quite confident in himself: “It must be your wife first! It is because you trust me the most that I have a chance to be reborn! You must have been born a long time ago. Secretly like me!”

Su Cheng huddled sleepily in his arms, raised his eyelids lazily when he heard the words, and rubbed his waistline with a hint of warning: “Are you sure?”

“Of course! My high school is the school grass that swept the whole school, handsome and willing to help others! Apart from studying better, looking better, stronger, and pleasing my parents, what else can attract me… Wow, my wife hurts! It’s wrong, wrong, I am first, it must be me first!”

Hearing Ye Fanzhou’s exaggerated exaggeration, Su Chengcai rubbed his waist soothingly.

When Ye Fanzhou couldn’t hold back and fell asleep, he buried his head in his warm embrace, and the corner of his mouth raised a slight arc.

Silly dog… Intuition is pretty accurate.

(Chengbao in the text is not this character, the character in the copy is transformed by Ye Bao’s diligent and diligent healing for many years~)

World 2: Indifferent and self-sustaining salted fish regent attack x white cut black reborn emperor

Although in the eyes of outsiders, King Regent Huanggui is indifferent and outstanding, in fact, Lu Chuanyan is indeed a salted fish.

Because the position of the person in power was too tiring, soon after the new emperor ascended the throne, he simply let go of power and went to play in the mountains and rivers by himself.

Unexpectedly, within a few years, I heard the news that the little emperor died alone in the cold palace from the gossip of the Jianghu people in the inn.

Being brought back to his previous life by a strange system, Lu Chuanyan could only cheer up, help the little emperor to clean up all directions, clear a smooth path, and then once again planned to retire—

“Uncle Wang,” the little emperor’s handsome brows were dark and gloomy, and his fingers gently rubbed the chin of the sleeping man in his arms, “I will always be by my side in this lifetime, okay?”

World 3: Gentle and considerate, black-bellied male mother attack x pretending to be good and sick, reborn, little master suffers

World 4: Lying coldly and flat salted fish male insect attack x infatuation forbearance rebirth female insect receiving (atypical Zerg text, including a slight crematorium)

Other worlds tentatively ing…

All Shuang Jie favors each other, 1v1, he~