Cannon Fodder Males Chase Their Wives on Green Tea [Zerg] - Chapter 4

Although the decoration of the villa is not very smokey, all the furniture in the room are of the highest quality, and the quilt is also the best eiderdown. Lying on the bed, as if caught in the clouds.

Xie Lan buried her face in the pillow. Although she was extremely tired physically and mentally, she didn’t feel sleepy.

When alone, the soul from another world was able to breathe, and the dazed emotions were infinitely magnified. Xie Lan couldn’t help but start to recall his partner’s original appearance.

He and his wife have known each other since high school. At that time, my wife’s family was very poor, and she was a well-known poor student in the school. She received a scholarship by virtue of her excellent grades, so that she could be guaranteed a school. But the scholarship was only nearly enough for his tuition and tuition and miscellaneous fees. If he wanted to survive, he still needed to find time to work various handymen. He was thin and pale, and his wrists were dangling in the wide sleeves of his school uniform.

Xie Lan is the only heir of the Xie Group. He has an excellent appearance and a superior family background, and he is a popular figure in the school. However, the overseas elite education he has received over the years has not only made him outstanding in ability, but also kind and enthusiastic. Not only does he not use power to bully others, but he also loves to help him when he sees injustice.

The meeting with his wife was a very ordinary night. At that time, Xie Lan changed his way on a whim. When passing a small alley, he accidentally caught a glimpse of a few gangsters beating and abusing someone.

Seeing this scene, Xie Lan instantly burst into heroism. She swung her schoolbag on the ground and rushed over. With her superb fighting skills, she instantly turned over a few thugs who could only slap their fists and embroider their legs. The **** ran away, Xie Lan looked at the person curled up on the ground, and he happened to be looking at himself. There seemed to be a blazing fire in those eyes filled with despair and anger, burning Xie Lan’s mind blank.

Many years later, Xie Lan admitted that he did have a sense of success back then. There was a fiery anger in the other’s eyes, so alive, as if it would never fade. But then he has been completely captured by his wife’s tenacity, excellence and tenderness. What Xie Lan loves most is the way he is always clean, clear, spotless, and free to stretch his wings and fly under the protection of Xie Lan.

The Jiangzhibei in this world completely exceeded Xie Lan’s expectations. He finally faced up to the fact that his wife was completely crooked under the oppression of the Zerg society, and there was nothing he could do about it.

It’s not that he doesn’t like his wife because of this, it’s too late to feel distressed; Xie Lan is worried about how to use his wife’s most hated identity to pry open his heart.

Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration and said to himself, “I hate it, is it a male?”

010 had a bad premonition, and then saw his host bouncing off the bed: “Then I won’t be a male! How can there be no **** reassignment surgery with such a developed interstellar! I’m going to be a female!”

010 was shocked: [Host calm down! Zerg don’t have **** reassignment surgery, you can’t be a male unless you cut yourself off! 】

Xie Lan was struck by lightning, thought for a long time, and finally made up her mind: “Cut it! The big deal is that there is no star life in this world! Everything is worth it for my wife!”

010 Crazy: [? ? ? 】

Xie Lan did what she said, and before she regretted it, she quickly opened the star network: “The system, please help me search, is there a regular hospital to help me arrange the latest surgery!”

010 saw that his host was really on top, so he had to take out his trump card and start to scare Xie Lan: [The host can be cut, but after cutting it off, the host cannot provide male pheromone, and there is no way to appease the villain! In the future, the villain still has to continue to catch male insects to extract pheromones. In the end, it is very likely that the empire will find out. At that time, your wife will be tortured to death as in the original book. Is the host willing? 】

Certainly not! Xie Lan was suddenly discouraged, fell back on the bed again, and was bounced by the soft mattress: “Then what should I do, with this identity, he can’t open his heart to me at all…”

010 thought for a while, and retrieved some information from his own database and showed it to Xie Lan: [According to the way the former hosts completed their tasks, the hosts don’t need to stick to their own identity, but let the villain realize that you and the It would be nice if the other males were completely different. The host can refer to it, it might be useful. 】

Xie Lan received the information suspiciously, and went through it in his mind. He was a little surprised: “This is really successful? But these operations are some normal behaviors of ordinary men, right?”

[After all, there are very few male insects in the Zerg society who can do this, so more than 70% of the Zerg tasks are completed in this way. The host can also try it, even if it can’t be successful soon, subtle changes should happen. 】

Xie Lan remembered the trash males in the original book, and couldn’t help but think that the system’s words made some sense. He pondered for a moment and decided to accept the system’s advice, so he regained his fighting spirit, and on impulse, set himself an alarm clock for four in the morning.

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Jiang Zhibei always got up early because he was going to work in the military.

Yesterday, after the male worm signed the agreement very sadly, he went upstairs to rest on the excuse that he was not feeling well. Jiang Zhibei didn’t bother to care about him. After all, it was impossible for a male worm to starve himself to death. There were also household robots in the house, which could completely take care of the pampered male worm.

The usual food of female worms is naturally a nutrient solution that is convenient to eat, and the kitchen is almost a decoration. But when he walked out of the room this morning, he unexpectedly noticed that there was some subtle movement in the kitchen.

He glanced at his watch, it was half past six in the morning. Did the male worm get up at this time and let the home robot cook? Pretty early.

Originally, Jiang Zhibei didn’t want to pay attention to the diet of the males, but when he heard a louder noise in the kitchen and a faint smell of burning, he frowned indiscernibly, and decided to go check it out. It’s not that there is something wrong with the home robot.

As we got closer to the kitchen, the smell of mushy became stronger. Jiang Zhibei could hear vague voices coming from the kitchen: “…Apply the star beast meat evenly with the milk juice liquid, then put it in the refrigerator for ten minutes at zero temperature, and finally fry it with high heat until golden brown. pot.”

Do home robots still need to watch instructional videos for cooking?

Jiang Zhibei opened the kitchen door and happened to meet Xie Lan, who was holding a bowl in one hand and a small brush in the other.

Jiang Zhibei had to admit that the male worm in front of him was indeed a type he had never encountered before. Because at this time Xie Lan was not only in the kitchen where male insects would never enter, but was even wearing a small sky blue apron that the female female liked, and a bow was carefully tied around her waist to tighten her thin waist.

Seeing his wife come in, Xie Lan’s eyes lit up, and then he raised a bright smile and greeted Jiang Zhibei: “Lieutenant General Jiang, good morning!”

“…Good morning.” Jiang Zhibei had a very friendly smile on his face, and asked unintentionally, “Are you cooking?”

Xie Lan was still brushing the star beast meat all the time, and at the same time replied humbly: “Yes, but I am not very proficient in cooking, so I can only do it for the video.”

…that’s more than just being unskilled, the kitchen smells of burnt smell, and the fire alarm is about to automatically spray water.

Jiang Zhibei thought about it for a moment, then said euphemistically: “Why do you suddenly want to cook? Just leave this kind of thing to the housekeeping robots, they can make any taste the males like.”

“Well, because I thought that we are husband and wife relationship from today, then today is a memorable day, so I want to cook a breakfast myself to celebrate the beginning of a new life.”

Xie Lan put the cooked star beast meat in the freezer, and turned the temperature to the lowest level. Chongjiang Zhibei showed an infectious smile on his head. The golden light of the rising sun was cast outside the window, and his hair was shining brightly: “I wonder if I can invite General Jiang to have breakfast before going to work?”

Jiang Zhibei looked at Xie Lan’s operation and politely declined: “Thank you for your kindness, but female worms only need nutrient solution to maintain their lives, and food is something that male worms enjoy. You can eat by yourself, I will not accompany you. .”

The handsome male worm seemed to have guessed that he would say this long ago, and his smile at this time looked a little sly: “But in theory we just got married yesterday, and Lieutenant General Jiang went to work early today so refreshed, right? Some damage to my reputation?”

The corner of Jiang Zhibei’s lips froze slightly.

He didn’t like others questioning his decision very much, but Xie Lan’s question was indeed reasonable.

His attitude at this time was the same, and when he saw the other insects in the army, he knew that his hero was not good. And now that the star network is so developed, I am afraid that the news will soon be spread to the royal family, which may bring some unexpected troubles.

Jiang Zhibei could only reluctantly nodded and agreed: “It is true that I was negligent about this matter, then I will dine with you, you go to rest first, and leave the rest to me.” Otherwise, he would probably be Couldn’t eat a single bite.

Xie Lan made up his mind last night to conquer his wife with his first-class cooking skills, but of course he refused: “No need, I’ll be fine right away, Lieutenant General Jiang can go to the restaurant and wait for a while, and it’ll be fine right away.”

Jiang Zhibei’s blood pressure was on the rise, but he still didn’t want to have an unnecessary conflict with the male insect on this matter for the time being, so he reluctantly agreed and went to the restaurant first.

Twenty minutes later, Xie Lan successfully walked out of the kitchen with a large plate in each hand. His hair and apron were wet, and there were even clearly visible droplets of water on his forehead, but he didn’t realize it, and skillfully placed the two plates and cutlery on the table.

Jiang Zhibei couldn’t hold back his gentle mask. He looked at the dark color on Xie Lan’s chest: “You…what’s going on?”

Xie Lan stroked her bangs back indifferently, revealing a full and clean forehead: “Oh, I don’t know why there was a sudden water leak in the kitchen just now, maybe the water pipe burst, it’s not a big problem, I’ll change clothes in a while. All right.”

In fact, the fire alarm finally turned on automatically.

Jiang Zhibei really didn’t want to think deeply about this issue, and planned to send someone to repair the kitchen soon. He picked up the knife and fork, and was silent again on the dinner plate in front of him.

Xie Lan was looking forward to sitting across from him, looking at him with bright eyes: “Do you like it?”

After a long time, the female worm picked up a lump that seemed to be barely able to enter, and ate it without changing her face.

Xie Lan was very excited to wait for the female insect’s reaction, but the female insect chewed a few mouthfuls, then took out a piece of paper to wipe her mouth, and stood up: “I’m very sorry, Fifth Highness, I suddenly remembered that I have something important to do. If you need to deal with it, it’s better to go to the military as soon as possible. Don’t worry, I will pretend to be unwell.”

Don’t eat it. Xie Lan was a little disappointed, but Jiang Zhibei’s willingness to sit at the table with him was a great improvement, so he asked expectantly, “What do you think?”

For a moment, Jiang Zhibei really wondered if the male was deliberately teasing him. He endured the spurting anger and the nausea in his throat, smiled and turned back: “It’s delicious, but I don’t have time to finish it, please don’t waste it, can you help me eat it?”

Xie Lan was very happy to hear Jiang Zhibei’s praise, it seems that her cooking skills have not declined! Although my wife didn’t finish it, it was definitely a big breakthrough. In the future, if you cook every day by yourself, it will definitely be beneficial to brush your wife’s favorability!

Jiang Zhibei left in a hurry, Xie Lan happily opened the star network to read the Zerg news, and took a piece of meat from Jiang Zhibei’s plate and stuffed it into his mouth.

The next second, the smile on Xie Lan’s face froze. He slowly lowered his head, looked at the unknown object on the plate, pondered for three seconds, then shoved the table and rushed into the bathroom.