Canonization of Gods and Tribulation of Devils - C41

In order to protect himself, the Jade Emperor reminded the ginseng child of the importance of having fun with his wife.

The ginseng child slapped his forehead and said, “Aiya, that’s right. When I was playing with Yuyao, mine was too short and I even grew. If I cut it, it would be impossible to change it. Aiya, I almost fell for it.”

Jade Emperor heaved a sigh of relief and thought, “My little ancestor, luckily you understood, otherwise, I would have been killed by you.”

The Jade Emperor wanted to help the ginseng spirit, he just wanted to save his’ happiness’. If the ginseng spirit did not come, he would first use him as an experiment, but the Jade Emperor would not care about that, he wished that the ginseng spirit would fall for it.

But now, if he had to be unlucky, then he would have to suffer first. Of course, he would have to stop the ginseng spirit from doing this. Otherwise, not only would he not harm the ginseng spirit, he would instead harm himself first.

Although the ginseng spirit was a bit excessive, it did not kill anyone, nor did it harm his life. It was only because of ignorance that he did something he should not have done, moreover, if the ginseng spirit was really tricked, under the extreme pain, I’m afraid that he really could start a massacre, then no one here would be able to live, so, it was better for him not to be tricked.

Feng Ling’er also hurriedly said, “Big Brother Doll, what Yuchi said is the truth. We can’t cut it, even if it’s ugly, we can’t cut it. After we cut it, we can’t get married. Moreover, it will hurt a lot. I won’t lie to you.”

Long Lin angrily glared at Feng Ling’er as she thought in her heart, “Girl, why do you care about what he does?!”

How would she know that Feng Ling’er was considering everyone’s lives?

Western Queen Mother also quickly said, “That’s right, don’t mess around. If that’s the case, who will cut their own? All men have this. Without this, how can you call a man? Just now, you … It’s very comfortable, just because you have this. Without this, how are you comfortable? “Therefore, we really cannot just randomly cut them …”

The ginseng child finally understood and jumped up high in anger. He scolded, “You people are all not good people, yet you dare to harm me like this? Yu Chi, you aren’t a good person either. I will not cut yours, you definitely won’t tell me about it. Just watch my fun!

After the ginseng child said this, he slapped the Jade Emperor, causing the latter to scream in pain.

How could something like a man withstand a beating? Even a deity wouldn’t be able to withstand it.

Before the ginseng child could vent his anger, he kicked the Jade Emperor’s butt into the jade pool and scolded: “You better reflect on it, hmph!”

The ginseng spirit angrily walked in front of Long Qing’er and Long Xian`er, saying, “It seems Xian`er still has some conscience. Tell me, what’s wrong with this. What is your name?” “Why is it so bad?”

She was afraid that the ginseng spirit wouldn’t fall for her trap, so she intentionally tricked him. But this ginseng spirit actually thought that she was a good person. It was obvious that she was as naive and easily tricked as a child.

Long Qing`er knew that she couldn’t fool him, so she giggled and said, “Big brother Doll, why are you so angry? This little sister was just joking with you. When you really do that, I will stop you.”

The ginseng child said angrily, “I don’t believe it, but you lied to me again!”

Long Qing`er hastened to say, “Really, it’s a puppy that lied to you. I swear, if I lied to you, I would find a husband for myself and have a family of children that would hurt me to death. I would choke to death from eating, choke to death from drinking water, and even sleep for me to die, alright?”

The ginseng child muttered, “It seems that I was wrong about you. You really are joking with me. Forget it, I won’t beat you up anymore.”

Long Xia’er said, “Hey, baby brother, I’m so nice to you. I just bit you twice, should I forget about it?” Besides, you also bit me. Isn’t that right? ”

The ginseng child felt that Long Xian`er loved him a lot, so he giggled and said, “Right, nevermind, I shouldn’t have pulled your hair just now, but I don’t have any hair here, so you can’t pull it out. How about this, I’ll buy you some holy water so you can live a long life, okay?”

Long Xia’er quickly replied, “No, no, no! “Thank you for your kind intentions, but let’s forget about that matter just now. I won’t pursue this matter anymore.”

Long Xia’er was frightened to death. She thought to herself, “This damn child, he really doesn’t know anything. If I had to drink his wine like big sister Long, even if my mother drinks his wine, I wouldn’t want to live three hundred years.”

Long Xian`er said, “Big brother Doll, since we’ve reconciled, how about this? Let me go and let me put on my clothes, alright?”

The ginseng child said, “Why are you wearing clothes? No one is wearing any clothes. Aren’t you wearing any too special? “You should feel aggrieved for now. I’ll let you go after I finish playing the game.”

After saying that, the ginseng child, like a human, hugged Long Xian`er’s neck and gave her a kiss. Then, he hopped in front of Feng Ling’er.

Feng Ling’er quickly smiled apologetically. She knew that this ancestor could only come along and was not to be provoked.

The ginseng child smiled and said, “Ling’er is still the best. She didn’t lie to me, knew that I was tricked, and even helped me, for the matter of killing me, I will let it be. Moreover, Ling’er is very loyal, and for your sake, I will not take care of her.

Feng Ling’er let out a long sigh in her heart and hurriedly said, “Big brother Doll is the most upright and most selfless. Big brother, let us go now. Let us put on our clothes and play together.”

The ginseng child said, “Why are you wearing clothes? I think you women are more beautiful without clothes. Why do you have to wear clothes? If you don’t wear beautiful clothes and wear fake clothes, then why must you wear clothes? ”

However, she didn’t understand what he meant. If you told him that a woman would be shy when she wasn’t wearing clothes, he would ask again. Since she was shy, why wasn’t she shy when she was with a man? “You told him that it was a husband and wife, and that a husband and wife were fine, and he asked again, if a husband and wife were fine, then why couldn’t I be a man?

So, there was no way to explain it clearly, it was just like a six year old girl explaining, telling her that she couldn’t let a man touch her, why not, a little girl wouldn’t understand, perhaps, some little girls would ask, then can I do it myself, if I can, then why can’t others, etc., the child’s IQ was so simple and childish, he didn’t understand the dirtiness of an adult man and woman at all.

In his eyes, it made no difference whether one wore clothes or not. There was no difference between a man and a woman. It was just that there were two buns on top of a woman, and there was a hole underneath it.

Feng Ling’er smiled bitterly and said, “Alright, what do you want to play?”

The ginseng child giggled, “Shall we play with grapes?”

Feng Ling’er frowned, “Counting grapes, what kind of game is that?”

The ginseng child laughed and said, “You will know soon enough. I have just learned how to calculate. I forgot. ”

Feng Ling’er said, “The twenty-nine is thirty, then thirty-one, two, three, row down, do you understand?”

The ginseng child suddenly realized and said, “Oh, oh, right, I remember now. Okay, we can play games now, but I originally wanted to bring the jade pool to play with him, this brat is too bad, I don’t want to play with him anymore, and I won’t let him see us play with beauties. I want him to not see us play, my heart feels uncomfortable, hahaha.”

The ginseng child pointed at the Jade Emperor in the water and saw him float up onto the lotus leaf. The ginseng child covered the Jade Emperor’s eyes with the lotus leaf and giggled: Stinking brat, I told you to let Yu Yao down, why did you go and play with other women instead of Yu Yao? Also, look at how I was tricked and didn’t remind me. It can be seen that you’re dead and aren’t good stuff anymore, I won’t play with you anymore. I’m playing with so many beauties, I won’t let you play with me anymore.

The Jade Emperor didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, but there was nothing he could do. With so many naked beauties around, he wouldn’t have the fortune to admire them.

The ginseng child brought all the girls into the water, and then he formed a circle with the girls.

The dragon girl gnashed her teeth in anger. However, the Jade Emperor wasn’t going to look at them anymore, so she felt a bit more comfortable. After all, this ginseng spirit was a child.

The dragon girl scolded, “You damned child, have you had enough fun? I’m not playing with you, hurry up and let me go! ”

The ginseng child said, “If you say you don’t want to play, then don’t. Who do you think you are? Do you think you are noble, or something? Bullshit! I have the final say here! ”

There were a total of twenty-one beauties in a two circle formation. This scene was truly spectacular.

The ten Dragon Maiden sisters formed a circle, and Feng Ling’er and the Nine Profound Maiden formed another circle.

The one with the extra Queen Mother of the West was treated as a horse.

The ginseng child sat on the neck of the Western Queen Mother. Because the water in the pool was too deep, he was too short. When he entered, he didn’t even have a head left.

Western Queen Mother frowned. She was an exalted immortal, yet she was actually being ridden like this by this child. Not only was she treated like a horse by him, she was even being humiliated by him. She had truly lost face, but there was nothing she could do about it.

The ginseng child allowed the Western Queen Mother to move her legs. Both of his legs rested on the Western Queen Mother’s shoulders, swaying as they played happily.

It was only when the ginseng child started playing that the women understood what it meant to count grapes.

This game was to count the number of points on the chests of these women. This was the ginseng child’s game of counting grapes.

The ginseng child was riding the Western Queen Mother and counting the grapes. Every time he counted a grape, he would pinch the grapes of these girls. The girls who had been pinched the grapes immediately began to itch, and the grapes involuntarily became larger.

The ginseng child was singing as he counted, “One grape is sour, two are sweet, three are counted, four… A woman has two buns and two grapes on a bun. There are a total of 21 women. How many of them are there? “Do a good count.”