Canonization of Gods and Tribulation of Devils - C42
The girls tried not to scream, but there was no need to mention the pain in their hearts.
Long Xian`er couldn’t hold it in anymore and cried out, “Hey, twenty-one women, one person, two people, twenty-one people, that’s twenty-one, that’s forty-two. I’ll give you an explanation, so stop playing!”
The ginseng child said in annoyance, “You’re hateful. He knows how to calculate, yet you’re here to cause trouble? “Fine, if you cause trouble, I’ll let you make trouble. Let’s see if you still dare to tell me the answer.”
The ginseng child tugged at Western Queen Mother’s left ear and said, “Turn left, go to Smelly.”
The Western Queen Mother didn’t dare to disobey. She promised and turned around, arriving at Long Xia’er’s side. The ginseng spirit lowered its head and went to tease Long Xia’er.
Long Xian`er scolded loudly, “Scram! Do you understand? Women are not to be touched, especially this one. Whoever touches the one below is a scoundrel, a shameless and shameless one!”
The ginseng child giggled, revealing his small teeth and said: “Hey, why do you always say I have no teeth? Don’t I have teeth? Look, aren’t these teeth? Who said it was toothless? If you don’t listen to me, I’ll bite your grape. I’ll let you bite me down. ”
Long Xian`er was so frightened that her face turned white, and she no longer cared about being shy. She knew that this child really had the temperament of a child; he could do anything.
Long Xian`er hastened to say, “Alright, alright! You can play however you want!”
Feng Ling’er smiled bitterly, “Big brother baby, please don’t squeeze it too hard when you’re counting. It’s very painful, okay? “It’s best not to touch it. Just count it with your finger.”
The dragon girl scolded, “You stinking child, one day, I will kill you and let you bully me like this!”
Feng Ling’er hurriedly said, “Good elder sister, don’t provoke him. Endure it.”
Although she hated him to death, she was not his match. Even Feng Ling’er admitted to it and didn’t dare to provoke him. If she angered him again, she would probably be even worse off. She still didn’t know how he would bully her.
Long Lin sighed in her heart, closed her eyes, and ignored him.
The ginseng child smacked his head and said, “Ya, I forgot to count up to which place, causing me to have to count from the top.”
Western Queen Mother bitterly smiled and said, “Good elder brother, I’ll remember it for you. When you reached Long Jing’er’s left hand side, it was already the ninth.”
The ginseng child tugged on the ear of the Queen Mother and scolded, “You are not allowed to tell me. I did not allow you to speak, why are you interrupting? Are you asking for a beating? ”
Western Queen Mother quickly said, “I was wrong. I’m sorry, I’m sorry.”
Feng Ling’er said, “Sisters, don’t make a sound. Let Big Brother Doll count properly. If he misses the count, then count from the top again. Don’t disturb him anymore.”
These girls also knew how strong he was. They knew that if they messed with his brain, he would have to pinch their grapes from the top of his head again. It would be painful for a while, and although it wasn’t too painful, the itchy feeling was unbearable.
Thus, the 20 beauties became 2 circles, each holding 2 buns for the cute ginseng spirit to count. According to their calculations, not a single girl dared to speak, even Long Xia’er didn’t dare to.
It was fine if they received this kind of sin once, but if they were to disturb this little ancestor, then this game would be too hard for them to bear.
The ginseng child was really serious. Riding on the horse with the Western Queen Mother, he seriously counted the grapes on the beauty’s hand …
There was nothing more ridiculous than this. Who would have thought that the famous Jade Emperor would be kicked to the side while the Queen Mother would be carrying a child on a horse?
On this day, the dragon girl had seen too many ridiculous things, but none of them was more ridiculous than this.
There were only twenty women who were more ridiculous than this. To let this elf count the number of women with bare butts and puffed breasts was more absurd than anything else.
20 female figures stood there obediently. And this ginseng spirit was playing with them, violating their forbidden zone, yet still welcoming them with a smile. If Long Nu hadn’t personally experienced this ridiculous matter, she would have thought she was dreaming.
Now, although the dragon girl still hated him, she knew that a good girl should not take advantage of the situation. It was not too late for a gentleman to take revenge; other than gritting her teeth and glaring at him, what else could she do?
This ginseng spirit’s boldness and absurdity could be said to be unprecedented in history. Who would dare to destroy the Queen Mother? How dare he!
He was the one who dared to ride the Queen Mother as a horse.
Whoever dared to kick the Jade Emperor’s butt, he would!
The ginseng child was riding the Queen Mother. He naively counted the grapes of these beauties. After counting them in a circle, he pinched them. These women were truly angry and shy. They didn’t dare to provoke him, so they could only bear with it.
After much difficulty, the ginseng child finally counted once, but it was wrong. The ginseng child patted his head and said, “Aiya, not good, I counted wrong. You guys surrounded me and I forgot to count the grapes first. I feel dizzy counting.”
Long Xia’er scolded, “You stupid pig, I already told you, it’s forty-two grapes, and how many fart are you? Have you ever seen a stupid pig before? I’ve never seen someone as stubborn and stupid as you.”
The ginseng child angrily said, “Stupid girl, if you continue calling me stupid, I’ll throw some birds to drink for you. Let’s see if you dare to do that!”
Long Xia’er was so frightened that her expression changed again. She knew that this ginseng spirit wasn’t joking around. He really could do something so ridiculous.
Long Xia’er quickly smiled apologetically. “Hehe, baby brother, fighting is a true marriage. Scolding is love. It’s because you’re so cute that I’m scolding you. This proves that I like you. I’ve made you my little brother. Little brother, stop playing. Big sister is so cold.”
The ginseng child said, “Yes, you’re right. I often hear those words, but I have to count them again to see if there are forty-two grapes. Why is twenty-one plus twenty-one equal to forty-two? This question is really complicated, and I need to properly count them before I know if it’s the right thing to do. ”
These girls truly didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. The ginseng child was still so stubborn. What was he doing? He was quite serious, but unfortunately, what he did was too preposterous and was truly unacceptable.
But there’s nothing you can do even if you don’t listen. Who asked him to be so capable?
This world is so unreasonable, whoever has the most ability will listen to him.
Not to mention that the ginseng spirits only took off their clothes, even if they were tainted, these girls wouldn’t be able to do anything about it. Even if they were killed, they would only receive a cut.
Fortunately, the ginseng child was only mischievous, but he was not bad. He was not a demon that killed people, or else, like the demons in Journey to the West, he would eat human flesh, drink human blood, and kill women.
But the ginseng child had a kind nature. Up till now, he had never harmed a single life, including the things he ate. He had never eaten an animal, only ate fruits, only drank water, and had never eaten meat.