Cathulhu Online, MUNYA! - Chapter 459: Villain Cultivator 2.0 (13)

“Oh, that was quick. I guess he has his way after all.”

Xiaomao deeply sighed as he witnessed how Miaomiao singlehandedly defeated a protagonist. His concern was for nothing.

Devil deeply sighed, “See what I meant? There’s no need to panic. He’s a pro.”

“Yeah, a pro at getting laid and getting new wives. He has already taken in three women.”

“I doubt he has any emotional attachment to those women. At best, they are just seedbeds, just like the dryads.”

Devil stopped watching the monitor. She patted Xiaomao’s head and sat on the right armrest of his throne. Then, she told him a story about when Miaomiao was still the emperor of Mu-Nyang’s universe.

“You know, Xiaomao. When your father governs the universe, he selected 1,000 best-looking dryads in his dantian universe and turned them into baby machines. They only have one job – giving birth! That moron did nothing but fornicating and impregnate those dryads. Whenever they gave birth, Miaomiao would heal them, gave the baby to the nannies, and make more babies.”

Hearing another heinous deed of his father, Xiaomao facepalmed, “Why did he do that? Doesn’t he have enough children and grandchildren?”

Devil glanced at the monitor again. She pointed at the heavenly fate crystal in Miaomiao’s hand.

“That is the reason.”

“Hmm?”

Xiaomao pursed his lips, unable to connect the fate crystals and baby-making together. But a few seconds later, Xiaomao figured out why.

“Did he keep making babies so that his descendants have a higher chance of getting those fate crystals from birth?”

“Exactly! You’re good, Xiaomao.”

Devil giggled. She stood up and planned to leave. While turning around and walking away, Devil left Xiaomao with a prediction.

“I bet he’s planning to use the same strategy. Since goblins have the advantage of fast-growing, he’s going to create an army of goblin children to help him fight against the protagonists’ armies. As for the fate crystal, if you don’t take it from him, he will surely implant it into one of his sons.”

“…”

Xiaomao didn’t reply. He watched his stepmother leave the throne room.

As soon as Devil left, one of Xiaomao’s wives visited him. Wei Zhi, who had the same appearance as Wei Yuan, came to see him. Her long blond hair and Oni horns were still the same as many million years ago.

“What are you watching, dear?”

Wei Zhi sat on his lap and kissed his cheek. Her other arm carried a plate of pizza rolls, which she had cooked for him.

Xiaomao brightly smiled and picked a pizza roll into his mouth. He then pointed at the dantian crystal of Shuri and sent a telepathy message to Mao Miaomiao.

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While waiting for Xiaomao’s response, Miaomiao wondered if he should digest this fate crystal and steal its luck. As he would eventually fight Swain, he needed a source of luck to survive in this universe.

DING

Fortunately, Miaomiao had a good backer. Xiaomao sent him messages.

<Do not eat that, father. Give it to Shuri so she can use more luck to take back her universe’s Samsara River.>

Miaomiao was disappointed. He thought that he would get a protagonist’s power.

“I thought I would get fate crystals for myself. I was planning to eat it.”

<Sorry. That universe is a lot different than Mu-Nyang’s. Previously, we had it easy since nobody actually stole Mu-Nyang’s Samsara River. Well, Solomon almost got it, but he failed. But in your case, the Samsara River still belonged to Swain. To steal it back, Shuri needed to get her luck back.>

Miaomiao didn’t care about the technical terms. He had another question.

“Who is this Shuri you’re talking about?”

<She’s the owner of the universe, father. She picked you up and brought you to a cave, remember?>

“Oh, her?” Miaomiao widely grinned. He still remembered her firm breasts and muscles when she breastfed him. “She’s actually my type. Say, Xiaomao. Once I restore her dantian universe, can I make her your new mother?”

<…Suit yourself.>

“Hahaha! You’re the best, Xiaomao! Be a cupid for me. I really want her!”

<… Hah, whatever. Just stay there and wait for Shuri. She will come and pick up the fate crystal. If you need anything, just ask her.>

That was the end of Xiaomao’s messages. Miaomiao giggled and brought the fate crystal back to his burrow. As it might take a while for the woman to arrive, Miaomiao killed time by having fun with his toys.

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Despite the tragic outpost raid incident, the expedition unit continued operating. They received a thousand knights as reinforcement to protect the outpost camp while 500 elite adventurers came from other fortresses, helping the newbie unit hunting the goblins.

Jacques was quickly dismissed from his position and was arrested by the imperial knights. He was taken back to the capital. The old commander resumed his post and led the new joint army, searching for the captured women and the new goblin nest.

Three days after Kai had died, the team found a goblin lair, which was a natural underground cave under a hill. They raided the cave and found a dozen survivors in there. They also encountered three hundred young goblins inside.

A slaughter broke out. The battle was one-sided as the humans came prepared – All goblins perished while the survivors were rescued.

The humans planted bombs in the caves and exploded them, making it impossible for newborn goblins to use them as a nest again. Then, the human army retreated.

Although they managed to avenge their fallen comrades, the group failed to locate the missing knight cadet, adventurers, and the hobgoblin. As they failed to uncover the hobgoblin’s whereabouts, many commanders and knights were unsatisfied with this raid.

Posters of a hobgoblin were placed around the fortress city after the troops had withdrawn. The imperial army also added a request to the adventurer guild, hoping to find the rumored hobgoblin. They offered a rich reward to any adventurer who could bring his head to the guild. n/.O1n

Strong adventurers were attracted to the request. Combined with Shuri’s recent bombing incidents, they believed that a new war between goblin lords and humans was imminent. Mercenaries, hoodlums, warriors, and fighters from around the world flocked to the fortresses around the goblin forest, hoping to participate in the upcoming chaos.

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A month after the death of Kai, Shuri finally arrived at Miaomiao’s burrow. She flew from her castle and landed 100 meters away from the pink oak tree.

It used to be black last month. For an unknown reason, it turned pink. Moreover, the dead tree was revived, and it produced million red leaves. Fallen leaves on the ground produced pink gas, which painted everything around them the same color.

Shuri accidentally inhaled the pink gas and instantly regretted it. She expelled the gas from her lungs with her mana and coughed, choking for clean air. She jumped out of the gas field and gasped.

“THAT DAMN PERVERT!”

The gas was none other than Succubi Aphrodisiac Gas, which was a byproduct of Miaomiao’s succubi domain. Any woman that inhaled the gas would be in heat, and she would be desperate for sex. As for male victims, they would go berserk and ravish any woman they saw.

Wary of the gas, Shuri created a mana barrier and reentered the field. She stomped toward the burrow and yelled.

“Mao Miaomiao! Give me my fate crystal, or else!”

The voice echoed in the forest. She was afraid that she might expose Miaomiao’s home and location as she hated him.

Miaomiao slowly crawled out of his burrow. He picked his ears as his eardrums were still shaking by Shuri’s loud voice. He looked up and complained, “I heard you. You don’t need to shout.”

Shuri glared at Miaomiao and didn’t hide her killing intent. She opened her palm, “Where’s my fate crystal?”

Noticing her haughty attitude, Miaomiao was dissatisfied, “Hey, I went through hell to get this. Can’t you be a bit more polite? We’re on the same side.”

“Not if you tried to brainwash me. Disable the gas, too!”

Miaomiao looked around and noticed that the surface was covered in thick pink gas. He rolled his eyes and disabled the succubi domain – The pink dome shrank, and Miaomiao’s body sucked in the gas like a whirlpool. Within two seconds, the sky was clear. However, the oak tree and the surrounding trees were still pink. They absorbed his Qi so much that they evolved.

After disabling the domain, Miaomiao went back to his burrow and fetched the fate crystal. He brought it out and showed it to her.

Shuri reached out to grab it. But before she could touch the crystal, Miaomiao pulled it back.

The goblin overlord frowned, “This is not the time to mess around. Give it to me.”

“Rewards, please. I worked hard for it,” Miaomiao widely grinned.

“…”

Shuri deeply sighed. She slipped her hand into her cleavage and pulled out a spatial ring, which was rare in this universe.

“Is this enough?”

Miaomiao gazed at Shuri’s bosoms and hips. He wanted to ask for her body instead. Unfortunately, Miaomiao couldn’t push his luck as he was a lot weaker than Shuri at the moment.

“Thank you very much, Mom! I’ll treasure it.”

He gave the orb to Shuri. The latter grabbed it and tossed the ring toward Miaomiao’s face.

“Don’t ever call me your mom. You’re just a mercenary. Keep our relationship professional.”

Miaomiao was disappointed, “Yes, ma’am.”

“Hmph!”

Shuri pushed the orb against her chest, and it sank into her body. She then kicked the ground and flew away.

While Shuri turned her back to Miaomiao, he managed to catch a glimpse of a few scars on her thighs, back, and arms. Some of them were new.

Miaomiao rested his arms on his hips. He pursed his lips.

“I guess she has been working hard. Well, I’m also working hard.”

He returned to his breeding den. At the depth of Miaomiao’s nest, the cleric and the swordswoman’s bellies were round as they were pregnant. As for the knight woman, she had already given birth to a baby goblin, and it had been sucking her milk.

Miaomiao left the two exhausted pregnant women alone. He lifted the knight’s hips and inserted his thing into a hole. The woman cooperated in glee, and she moved her hips, enjoying the ride.

All women in the burrow were all broken. Their minds were filled with depravity and carnal desire. As for their common sense and their human memories, they were long gone.

While letting the knight ride him, Miaomiao looked at his cave. It seemed too small for his harem and a big family. Moreover, he was not happy with the current reproduction rate.

He wanted more goblin babies. He needed an elite goblin army as backup!

“I guess I have to look for a new nest and grab more women.”

Miaomiao thought of the knights and the adventurers. As his cultivation base got better, he was ready to take on some stronger foes and immortals.