Chaotic Romance - Chapter 74

Lancaster Manor

Originally, when Azael returned to the Manor after Evren ‘defiled’ it, he had it return back to normal. Even the servants were informed that although Azarel has the highest authority in the Manor with his absence, the Manor can never be defiled again

As such, the Manor returned to its grand but normal and boring appearance. However, it seems like the Manor was defiled again today but not in the ‘gayish’ way that Azael oh so despise

When Azarel arrived at the living room, a scene he would have never thought he would ever see in the Manor graced his eyes

All around him, even in the chandeliers, the walls and the lights in it were long streaks of tissues as if someone decorated the place with the intention to look like a Halloween house

Aside from that, there were also several lights sources around that shone with various colors. There was even a disco ball as if the place was a club

In the ground, on the other hand, chips were sprinkled everywhere along with the bottles of alcohol. Some are cans of beers, some are bottles of scotch or wine, there are even some bottles of tequila. Kind of will make one wonder whether the people that drank all of them are still fine

However, the said people are currently perfectly fine. As for why Azarel is assured of that? That is because his ears can hear the loud singing of those two

On top of the large sofa that was used as a concern platform, two people can be seen. One of them was a woman and the other was a man and both of their cheeks were equally flushed red

“This is the part when I say I don’t want ya” Hessy sang before she hits Evren’s buttocks with hers as if saying that the next part is on him

“I’m stronger than I’ve been before!” Evren continued the lyrics, almost shouting at the mic in his hand, really feeling the lyrics of the song

“This is the part when I break

‘Cause I can’t resist it no more”

The two continued and this time, they sang the lyrics together. One must know that both of their voices were not that bad. They are not the type of people that would irritate people’s eardrums when singing

However, the situation is that they were singing in a shouting ay as if the louder they are, the better their voice was

No wonder that even with how large the Manor is, Azarel still heard these two

The man does not know what to do as he watched the two equally drunk besties singing and dancing together

They were so lively to the point that Hessy even fell from the sofa and after seeing that, Evren started laughing loudly like a maniac

“Hahahahahahaha! Stupid!” Evren said and because of her anger, Hessy grabbed the man’s ankle causing Evren to also fall down

“You bitch!” Evren cursed as Hessy glared back at him

“You are the bitch!” she retorted and in no time, the two started pulling each other’s hair

One of the maids of the manor went into Azarel’s side with an embarrassed look on her face. She never felt this much second hand embarrassment in her life before

“S-sir, should I call some people to stop them?” The maid asks with a red face and Azarel immediately shook his head while raising his hand

“No, no, let them be” he replied and the maid just remembered what kind of dysfunctional family she was serving. She should have not thought that Azarel would want to stop them

After all, the more a member of this family made a fool out of themselves, the happier the others would become

The maid internally shook her head and she was about to head back to her quarters when Azarel spoke again

“Grab me a bowl of popcorn and a chair, a clean one” Azarel said as he looks at the soiled sofas and chairs. He would never sit on those again

“And oh, also bring a camera stand, we need to film this” Azarel continued and the maid can only obey

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The next day, Evren woke up with a splitting headache. If that was not enough, he can even feel something slimy wrapped in his body that irritates him

This slimy thing was even moving and since Evren is in this much discomfort, how can he not be annoyed?

As such, Evren tried taking that slimy and cold thing away from him but that thing resisted. As a result, he forcefully opened his eyes to see what that thing is and although he was still sleepy, both of his body and mind was instantly awaken

“Fuck you! Why is there a snake here?!” Evren shouted as he stood up from the ground and did his best to remove the two or three meters long snake from his body

He just like most people is disgusted by such a creature and he would not want to touch it but he would rather touch it for a few seconds rather than let it continue ‘hugging’ him!

Fortunately, the snakes slithered away from Evren instead of staying and he sighed in relief. However, before he can rejoice, Evren blinked his eyes repeatedly while looking around him

Roll and rolls of tissues can be seen and the leftover chips and snacks were sprinkled all around. There were even many chicken feathers all around as if someone just skinned several chickens in here

When Evren saw Hessy, the woman is wrapped in a dirty carpet and he can recognize what it looks like digested chips in her head

“Chirp chirp” Evren’s attention was grabbed by the chirping noise and he saw some birds flying above him

Chomp chomp

Yet another noise grabbed Evren’s attention and not far from him, he can see a turtle or a tortoise, whatever they are as he is not an animal expert chomping down on the leaves of what it looks like a branch of banana tree

“Why is there a freaking turtle here? Did I just cross over in another world?” Evren mumbled in disbelief, unable to recognize the place that he was in

“Oh, you can’t remember the things that you have done?” A familiar voice entered Evren’s ears and when he looks at the source, he saw his husband crossing his arms in front of him

“A-Az” Evren called out nervously, he seems to be able to recall bits and bits of the things he had done last night but he was so wasted that he cannot remember all of them

“If you can’t remember then let me help you” Azarel said as he clapped his hands

Almost instantly, two people came out while pulling a screen attached to metal poles that have tires below them

The screen soon lift up and a scene started playing

On the screen, Evren can see himself and Hessy sitting in the sofa that seems to still have some chips on them

“Oh god, oh god, I feel like I will puke” the Evren on that scene said and Hessy giggled drunkly at him

“Hihi, weak!” she said and Evren seems to have been provoked as he emptied his stomach on top of Hessy’s head and the disgusting digested chip rolled down in the woman’s face

“Well, that explains the vomit in her head” Evren said with a grimace

As one would expect, Hessy did not take what Evren did lightly as she started pulling the man’s hair to the point of exhaustion

Hessy seems to still be unsatisfied and with a devilish expression in her face, she asks a question. “What is an animal that you are scared or disgusted or whatever”

In the video, Evren thought for a moment before he answered ‘snakes’ and Hessy immediately made some calls

The video was skipped to the part that Hessy had the delivery man chase Evren with the snake in his hand with the promise of giving him a thousand dollars

In the video, Evren can be seen screaming like a teenage girl as the delivery man indeed chased him with a snake

“This bitch!” Evren muttered with a gasp. That video explained the origin of the snake. He did not expect that Hessy would be this vicious

Evren ‘just’ puked on his head ‘a bit’, why is she so petty that she had someone chase Evren with a snake? What a bitchy friend!

In anger, Evren kicked Hessy causing the woman to wake up and before she can realize what is happening, Evren already had her watch the video of him being chased by the snakes

Hessy still does not know what is happening but the video is definitely hilarious for her and she cannot stop laughing at it

I mean, the expression that Evren has while being chased is just too comical! He looks extremely disgusted that people would laugh just because of his facial expressions!