Chimera Wandering The Dead Roads - Volume 4: Pokemon Chapter 94 Side Story: Ash And Pikachu Get Punished

May not really be good as its basically me just more distracted by imaging a warm fluffy pile of warm fluffy things that I got very distracted sorry

____________

[ Cyndaquil Rest Village ]

Me, Jessie, James, Meowth, and my pokemon are stopping by a interesting village. As we bead towards Swamp Bed City to meet the remaining team members. As we stopped by the village to see the interesting sight we were told about. We saw Ash and his friends are also here just Ash he uh. Took a buff girls leg to the nuts then got flung into some water as she picked up a girl. So if ash is here something bad is going to happen here. I’ll kill him before his horrendous luck kills a Cyndaquil.

Speaking of which there is a Typhlosion walking through the streets as it carries. Some playful and sleeping Cyndaquil’s on its back while emitting heat. Heh cute sight I want to pet them all and give them some sweet spicy curry. So without fear I approached the strolling Typhlosion family. Taking some spicy pokebits from my pant pockets offering it to them. Seeing the food the little ones even the sleepers all perked up. While their guardian just held up an arm with a short losion towards me. Chuckling softly I give the little ones some pokebits to eat.

For the Typhlosion however I gave it some big spicy milktank jerky. To eat from my inventory as I gave its head a little stroke as it ate the jerky. Its soft and pretty damn warm I could cuddle this pokemon to sleep. Speaking of which that was my purpose in coming here, to catch and cuddle the warm things! The trio left to explore the village as I just kept petting and feeding Cyndaquil’s, Quilava’s, and Typhlosion’s. Sometimes even doing a little more which when its like that I don’t mind my forced role. As its just basically cuddling and pleasing a warm pillow or bed.

Which people can deny it but at some point we’ve all humped the bed or a pillow. This experience is just having those squeeze and breath fire or have the back side flare up. Which I even stumbled upon a Typhlosion acting as a campfire for kids in a alley. So that was pretty nice as it was basically letting them roast food with its flames. Keeping up with my little adventure I eventually find a pond in a cave. Thats being illuminated by these glowing dark blue, purple, stary, and a white crystal on the cave ceiling.

Making a pretty artificial stary sky in the cave that a group of Typhlosion’s are enjoying. As they watch their kids play around or in the cave pond water. Seeing me they all were a little apprehensive but either by my smell or non-threatening approach. They all calmed down letting me approach them and hang out without them. Till Ash showed up three hours later with his Pikachu and f.u.c.k.i.e.d things up! He done f.u.c.k.i.e.d things up right in the middle of me brushing a Cyndaquil! A random Zuubat attacked his face as he hit accidentally and Pikachu attacked it.

Which thunder went everywhere blowing up the crystals. That were going to star falling so I hurriedly started shooing the pokemon out. Sometimes kicking a crystal into shards or storing them as they fell. One giant piece nearly crushed a falling Quilava couple till I slid along the ground saving them. As that damn thing landed on my right leg practically crushing my bones. Before I could store the crystal though two very abnormally big Typhlosion’s lifted it up. As the Quilava couple with their teeth grabbed my shirt collar dragging me off. My leg looking like a mangled bloody mess, not flattened and gone but really f.u.c.k.i.e.d up.

As everyone fled the cave with me now being carried by one of the Typhlosion’s. The villagers were out around the entrance screaming or crying. When saw me being carried by a Typhlosion with my right leg still bleeding a lot. A doctor and a Chancy hurriedly rushed over to start treating it. But looking over at the two culprits I point at Ash and Pikachu screaming.

“YOU IDIOTS YOU NEARLY KILKED ALL THE WARM CUDDLY POKEMON!! WITH HITTING A ZUUBAT AND YOUR DAMN THUNDER!! YOU EVEN DESTROYED SUCH A PRETTY SIGHT AND PLACE THESE POKEMON ENJOYED F.U.C.K YOU BRAT AND YOUR DAMN RAT!!”

Hearing my sudden out burst of anger everyone and every pokemon looked at them. As they awkwardly scratched their cheeks trying cutely laugh it off with a sorry. But no one was having it as two Quilava’s burnt their rears suddenly. A Typhlosion punching Ash’s gut, Pikachu became a soccer ball. Cyndaquil’s kicking him around till eventually they both were being tossed around. By humans and pokemon for causing such a dangerous mess and trying to be cute about it. The Quilava couple and the Typhlosion duo never left my side for some reason. So I took a look at them all through the system.

Which made me cough blood mentally as the Quilava’s are sisters yet recognized as mates. The Typhlosion’s are their parents so their not leaving because the family is saying thanks. Though thinking of it I quietly take out four pokeballs and offer it to each of them. Which they all did touch the buttons on them getting caught willingly. Just I feel like I’m being thanked in a very weird way but I accept the warm fluffies!

——-

I’ll just stop there I want am going to far with thinking of cuddling the warm fluffy things