Chimera Wandering The Dead Roads - Volume 5: Shield Hero Chapter 109 Castle Party Act Three: Spear Vs Shield Sloth And Gun Kill Magic Houston We Have A Artillery Cannon
After my little uh meeting I guess with Dantalian and Prometheus. Everything had settled down and moved towards the knight training area. Where Motoyasu and Naofumi soon started their duel with of course Raphtalia on the line. The scene was playing out like in the materials though when Bitch. Tried casting magic I was forcefully switched out with Forgotten who’s gun. Was the sloth version of my scythe gun which turns out sloth gun looks like a very scary magnum. Its cool looking as its body is made out mitheral with black vine like engravings. But the thing it shoots is basically a new round type.
Its a one hundred calibrated round that could just go through a very thick door. Such a gun had taken in the form of a gun that has an almost scythe blade like body. While maintaining the magnum looking form some how though its cool. Just how are you killing magic though?! Magic shouldn’t be alive right?! Yet I guess he’s actually Sloth now, he is killing Bitch’s magic with a scowl.
Bitch: “What do you think your doing?! Don’t get in my way I’m just trying to make a breeze!!”
Sloth: “Yaaaawn why’d you have to go and make me start reaping? Also maaan your delusional a breeze is like fwuuuaahh blowing gently. Not swish off with your head in a blade shape or are you a retard?”
Bitch: “Ggggrrrrrr who do you think you are?!”
Sloth: “Second Lieutenant Biazar Chimera of the United States army, codename Joking Reaper.”
He answered so casually while lazily cutting apart magic. Though when that rotten girl heard him she got annoyed and shot a bigger blade of wind. Followed by a one that shot pass our head quickly as Sloth destroyed the first attack. The quicker one had nearly hit Naofumi but Sloth twirled like a dancer. Shooting that attack head on which caused an explosion of wind. That did stumble Naofumi which Motoyasu took advantage of happily to beat him. Soon Sloth, Alurra, and Dafran were being blocked by knights. As the scene that awoken the wrath shield played out which made Sloth only think of advancing.
So as I’m technically co-piloting while he moved inhumanly through the knights. I had forcefully made a new gun type which was a healing sawed off shotgun. Which was funny as I made knights fly violently while healing them! I even shot a few in the nuts but it still hurt like hell I tell you. As they crumpled down screaming but also m.o.a.ning. Hopefully I didn’t awaken a new fetish of healing pain or something like that.
Sloth: “You definitely made a new fetish man, well its your turn I’m sleeping!”
Like that Sloth had went to sleep aburptly but I still had access to his gun. Which sadly I had to use on a hulking haughty knight thats from the church of three heroes. Pushing the barrel between his eye’s I fired while making another gun appear in my free hand. Shooting the knights guarding that bitch in the heads with sloth as well. This incident ended with those three idiots still for some reason trusting Bitch. But Ren he was different he’s likely pretending to after seeing her personality. Those three knights however each had a different effect happen to them.
The big guy had his mind put forever into a coma so he was executed. The knights guarding the bitch, one became to lazy to even eat so they died. The other one became very unmotivated and would occasionally be seen in the town plaza asleep. Which is interesting honestly it seems Sloth’s gun can cripple enemies. But if I had seriously wished it, it seems that they all would of died grandly. Is what Sloth said while yawning and telling me to cuddle a pillow. He has no problem murdering but I’d rather keep most people alive. Just I hate that the rotten princess is needed to break those idiots from thinking this is a game.
Even with Sloth lazily helping me run different simulations in our head they all failed! Some how every single one failed and multiple ended with Sloth just blowing their heads off! Speaking of which is there some giant ass monsters out there?
Sloth: “Yea but I guess you mean mainly the four guardian beast? Yea their huge so why not make an artillery cannon form?”
Biazar: “Would that even work though?”
Sloth: “I don’t know man I’m to god damn tired to even answer that so try it yourself!”
Sighing I grumble at how utterly lazy that obce demonic version of myself. Became the embodiment of laziness so quickly after Dantalian fixed him. Taking out my phone from my pant pockets I start designing the artillery cannon blueprints. With the help of my glasses and augma to check everything out to the last detail. Which turned out to be fun as I made it a full three hundred sixty degree turning artillery cannon. With four barrels that can shoot well a one hundred sixty mm shell. So it makes big booms in a grand fashion, explosions are a romance!
Throwing in a wheel to change shell effects its finished once it has Six effects. Nuke, healing, normal explosion, grand explosion, petrification, and elemental barge are the six modes for it. Once that done I try feeding said blueprint to my gun. Which it greedily devoured bringing a grin to my face.
[ Doom Artillery Cannon Unlocked ]
Wow the hero system gave it a cool name I just called it Grave Bringer. Now I wanna test it out though so with Alurra, Dafran, Nixia, Valor, Nevermore, and Emporer. I head out of the capital towards a lifeless mountain range. Located somewhere east on a map I bought from the adventures guild. Though I call them mountains their giant hills basically is all. Out there I tested out my new precious toy happily.
Alurra: “Aaaaiiieee thats scary!! I can’t stop that with my shield!”
Dafran: “To noisy and you can’t collect the enemies fingers if it erases everything!”
Sloth: “Heh heh ahahahaha!! Yes yes yes!! reaping time soon with that hahaha!! Haha- eeeehhh I wanna sleep.”
Sloth was happy but that soon became laziness as he started sleeping once more. But I learned while the cannon is in action I can use other gun forms. With the akimbo effect or I could have two autonomous artillery cannons firing off!! Though Nevermore is dancing on my head despite the noise, cute undead crow. Nixia and Valor were puffing up in fright but they did grow to normal filolial size. So they can pull a carriage or be ridden now if needed! Emporer he was flying around eating any dead body scraps from the test.
Biazar: “Houston we have an artillery cannon in another world.”
Sloth: “Roger that explorer zero, don’t get blown up!”
Chuckling softly at mine and Sloths banter I have everyone set up camp. While I go off elsewhere and have a reunion with four strange girls. Who once I was in a secluded place all appeared from a rift jumping out. Explaining the new facets wasn’t entirely easy but honestly everyone was more surprised. That now we have a dragon beast man, a type of bat beast man, a type of fox beast man, and well as Myriad screamed out in laughter a chimera beast man. Which she is a chimera technically as she was made from a phoenix, holy dragon, earth dragon, sylph, hydra, fenrir/barghest hybrid, and a human.
Like so my party grew by four making it a party of a human, rabbit man, minotaur, chimera, dragon, fox, bat, undead crow, death phoenix, and two filolials. A very strange but lively party well if you include Sloth then its also a lazy party. Just where did Myriad get Hawaiian pizza? Eh Hallow where’d that jumbo bucket of popcorn come from?!
