Chimera Wandering The Dead Roads - Volume 5: Shield Hero Chapter 115 Short Story: The Gun The Worm And The Dragon

[ After Clearing The Fort ]

After cleaning up the fort of bandits and expanding it a bit. I went out to explore the wood woods around the fort alone. As even I need a break from everyone at times since their so unique. So times like these are great and peaceful, looking around at the lush flora and undead occasionally. Although I could do with not hearing the “Lazy Song” from Sloth really. Since I don’t really want to be lazy and leave everything to the others.

Sloth: “Lets be lazy clap clap lets be lazy bums and sleep the day away. We are the lazy bums, we are the lazy bums, so lets be lazy forever. Lets leave all the boring and tedious work others and just sleep the day away.”

Such song he sings even in his sleep like he’s trying to brainwash me! Just stop damn you! Stop trying to brainwash ne into being a lazy bum you stupid sin slash forgotten original! While screaming at the side who used be the a very violent piece of shit, that was punished by people now a bum. That I didn’t notice that there was a giant corpse eating worm following me. As it ate undead around me, I really didnt notice it since Sloth is distracting! When I turned to face the giant critter that was probably around the size of a car and fairly long.

I poked its body while it simply stared at me presumably wanting something.

Biazar: “Uh hi? why are you following me?”

*Scauuuea*

Biazar: “I don’t speak worm sorry but I guess you smell my necromancy some how?”

*Scuuuuua*

Biazar: “Okay then what do you want?”

It turned towards a giant undead and ate it whole before turning back to me.

Biazar: “You uh…. want me to supply corpses?”

*Scuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!*

[ Giant Corpse Monger wishes to become your familiar! Yes/No ]

I question this notification so very much but I think of yes and next came another screen.

[ Name: Squuial, Race: Corpse Monger, Gender: Male/Female, Familiar Conditions: 1) Provide corpses as food, 2) Be gentle, 3) Pet me ]

This… is a rather unique thing that just happened. Ooooookay then. Guess I have a giant worm as a pet? Wonder if there is a Nidhogg dragon since they enjoy corpses too if I remember right. Anyways while processing this and questioning if there’s a corpse loving dragon. I absentmindly stroke my new friends head as I stare off into space.

[ After exploring a while riding Squuial a encounter! ]

Did me thinking of this certain creature summon it? As right now as I sit on a stump I’m being rubbed on by two corpse lovers. One’s a giant Corpse Monger, a worm monster, the other is a huge and very long bodied Nidhogg dragon. That appeared basically two hours into ridding around on Squuial. When it appeared it divided or more like slithered towards us with great haste. Then well it ended up just like with Squuial, just they argued apparently. As when they met there were a lot of squua’s and hissing till they came to a compromise? Now I have two strange corpse eaters as familiars!

[ Name: Reckal, Race: Nidhogg, Gender: Female, Familiar Conditions: 1) Give corpses, 2) Pet me, 3) Groom me, 4) You can no longer escape your my companion forever ]

I feel like I should just give up seeing this strange condition. As I can’t really figure out why the hell it even exist!

[ A notice from Sloth!

I’ll be killing some people soon on a grand scale so look forward to it. Also I am glad i was “Erased” and then basically turned lazy by accident! Now I can annoy the new guy while eating cold pizza! ]