Cinnamon Bun - Chapter 341
Chapter Three Hundred and Forty-One – A Little Bird Told Me
âHello!â I said with a little wave to the old cervid lady. I wondered if it would be impolite to ask about her missing limb and the eyepatch she was wearing. It probably would be, but I bet there was an interesting story behind that. Then again, maybe those werenât the best of memories, and it wouldnât be nice to bring it up.
âHello,â Three Hooves said. She cracked a smile for us. âSo, what are your friends going to ask me about, hmm, Calamity?â
âAh, well, I think I maybe ought to let them talk to nya,â he said before backing up a step.
I shared a look with Amaryllis, and she tilted her head a tiny bit towards me. I nodded back and then faced Three Hooves. âWe just have a few questions,â I said. âMy friends and I came over here looking for some lost ships.â
âNot many ships in the plains,â Three Hooves said.
âThey were airships. Apparently they got blown off course and ended up passing by a bit to the north of here. Uh, I donât actually know how far away, exactly, but yeah. Calamity helped us find them.â
âThatâs hardly surprising. Heâs lived his life with his head in the clouds, that one.â
Calamity cleared his throat and looked a bit peevish about that, but I suspected that maybe it was a little true.
âOh, donât lose a shoenail about it,â Three Hooves said. âYou know itâs true. Now, ships. Did you find what you were looking for?â
âKinda,â I said. âWe found crashed ships, some of those we were looking for, but not all of them. We also found a smaller boat that wasnât part of those. Uh, itâs a pirateâs boat, but there werenât any pirates around, so I guess itâs ours now. Well, ours and Calamityâs.â
âOh-hoh, well, thatâs one of his dreams come true,â Three Hooves said. âI imagine you want to know what we know about the fight?â
âThat would be nice,â I said. âBut more than that, I think we want to know about the pirates. They had to be pretty well-equipped, and that means a lot of people working for them, which means a big group. Maybe you know something?â
The older cervid rubbed at her chin in thought, then nodded along. âI keep abreast of most things. This old body of mine isnât what it used to be, but my mindâs never been sharper. I listen, you see. Something you younger folk arenât too apt to do, Iâve noticed.â
I pouted. âHave you seen my ears, maâam, Iâm perfectly good at listening.â
âHah! Maybe you are, at that. Weâll see. Now, as I was saying. I listen to folkâs problems and whip people about to get things done. I havenât heard of these pirates of yours, and if they were recruiting, Iâd have heard it. For that matter, I know what itâs like feeding a lot of folk and taking care of equipment. Itâs a big job, takes all sorts of people and things. I can tell you that thereâs nothing like that in the plains. How many ships are you talking about?â
I glanced at Amaryllis, sheâd know the exact numbers better. âAt least six vessels. Possibly more than that waiting in ambush. Weâre talking six decently sized ships, with crews of between ten and thirty aboard.â
âAnd I imagine theyâd need more folk back where theyâre from, just like the hunters need camp folk,â Three Hooves said. âSo call it two hundred folk, more or less. No, a group that big would leave a mark on the plains. Prices would have been different at the fort too if they were supplying from there.â
âSo you think that the pirates arenât getting supplied from here?â I asked to confirm.
âTheyâre pirates, couldnât they just steal what they need?â Calamity asked.
Three Hooves gave him a look which had his mouth clamping shut. âFool boy, if they stole what they needed, the price of those goods would still go up. More so, even. Merchants arenât keen on banditry. We would have more guards being hired to patrol the city and escort merchant caravans. Didnât notice anything of the sort this season, so theyâre getting their things from elsewhere.â
âThat leaves the north, and Sylphfree,â Amaryllis said. âOr a long trade from the harpy mountains. Well, thank you, that eliminates a lot of possibilities. We might just run into some pirates that are either state-funded by the Snowlands, or who are hard-up for resources after buying good Snowlander ships.â
âYou’re welcome,â Three Hooves said. âNow, Iâm not quite done with you. See, Iâve heard things that I havenât had time to tell yet, so do yourselves a favour and listen to me for a minute.â
We all agreed and came closer to listen properly.
âThereâs a story thatâs been circulating around for a while now. I hadnât decided if it was hearsay or some silly overblown rumour, but Iâm starting to suspect that thereâs a grain of truth to it all. Thatâs often how these things are. Stories of a pirate lord who has travelled from the far west, chased by the knights of Pyrowalk across the Endless Swells to come and settle on the edges of our lands.â
âWe donât hear too much about the Pyrowalk Empire,â Amaryllis said. At Calamityâs confused look, she continued. âItâs far to the west, across the Moonstruck Sea, with the Endless Swells between us and them. Theyâre old. Ancient, even. Mostly human, but not like Mattergrove. Richer, more set in their ways, I think.â
Three Hooves hummed. âAs you say, little word of those distant places reaches us. This pirate lord might hail from there, but rumour has it heâs come here to escape the wrath of his old lords and to make a new name for himself in our lands. Itâs been quiet, but some people have followed the rumours. Not the average worker either. People with very particular trades from the western end of the Trenten Flatâs land.â
âWhatâs his name?â I asked, both as tantalised and curious as a bun could be.
âCommodore Megumi. The Sky Killer.â
âWhoa,â I said. That was a scary sounding name. They even had a cool title! I didnât have one of those. I kinda wished I did, though maybe not something too close to the Sky Killer.
Amaryllis crossed her arms. âWhat do you know about this âCommodore Megumi?ââ she asked.
âVery little,â Three Hooves admitted. âNews from so far afield doesnât make it here, like I’ve said. But itâs a name, and thereâs a reputation attached to it. Heâs supposed to be a terror in the skies. A man who has reached the third tier, at least.â
So he was at or over level thirty, and had two other classes to boot. That was a lot of skills with a lot of potential synergies. Not to mention a lot of health and stamina and all of those other bonuses to go with it. Rainnewt was around that level, I thought, and Bastion too.
âThanks,â I said to Three Hooves. âJust knowing who weâre dealing with will be worth a lot.â I bet that the sylph had a file or two on him, even if he was located far, far away from their mountains. They seemed the sort to keep tabs on strong people, just on principle.
Three Hooves nodded along. âI wish you the best. Though I do hope you wonât be running headlong into trouble. Though, if Calamityâs coming along, that might well be a moot point. Boy always loved making a mess, hmm?â
âHey meow, Iâve matured a pinch since my younger days,â Calamity said. But he said it while lowering the brim of his hat so that Three Hooves couldnât see his eyes, which cast some doubt on his assertion.
âWell, I havenât matured and I donât plan on it,â I said. âBut I think I still know better than to just run up to someone called Sky Killer and cause a fuss.â
“No, you’d run up to him and ask him to be your friend.” Amaryllis grumbled. She turned to Three Hooves and gave the woman a quick bow from the waist. âThank you, maâam. I appreciate the information. Rest assured weâll put it to good use.â
With that, we said our goodbyes and then stepped back and away from Three Hoovesâ carriage to a spot where we could chat with a bit more privacy. The camp was a busy hive of activity, especially since another group of gatherers were returning with all the goodies theyâd found on the plains.
âSo, we need to tell Sylphfree about Commodore Megumi,â I said.
âObviously,â Amaryllis said. âThey might be able to relay things back to us. Somethingâs fishy about all of this though. An infamous sky-pirate moving to the Snowlands just in time to cause trouble for the harpy delegation?â
âNya think itâs suspicious?â Calamity asked.
Amaryllis nodded. âOf course it is. The delegation was a big deal. It was well-guarded, more so than any normal trade convoy, and yet it probably carried less valuables than the average trading ship… well, perhaps it did. Thereâs no accounting for what a bunch of nobles would think to bring along, but those kinds of goods can be difficult to fence.â
âBut the nobles themselves are worth something, no?â Calamity asked.
âYes, thatâs true. It could just be a pirate, new to the area, trying to establish themselves as a big player by capturing an important and valuable bounty. But something tells me thatâs not the whole of it. The Redemption would be worth as much as a small corvette under the right conditions. If the entire pirate fleet is made up of valuable ships like that, then theyâre not spoiling for more riches. They aren’t advertising their deeds, so it’s probably not a play for reputation or fear-mongering. Which leaves… politics.â
âOh no,â I said. Iâd gotten my fill of those lately. I was hoping that our secretive adventures in a foreign land at the behest of a foreign king to save foreign nobles would remain nice and non-political.
âWell, I ainât know nothing about that,â Calamity said. He stood up taller, which wasnât all that tall, really, and puffed his chest out. âBut as one-quarter captain of the RedemptionI think I ought to accompany you on your quest. To keep my investment safe, nya see?â
Amaryllis huffed the sort of huff that was almost a laugh. âUh-huh. Iâm sure youâre not coming along because you have misplaced dreams about fighting sky pirates over the prairie like some dashing prince out of a children’s book.â
âMore of a dashing rogue than a prince, really,â he said with a grin. âBut I wouldnât mind meeting a princess or two.â
âEh, princesses are mostly just normal girls,â I said. âThey run around, plot crimes, and do shadowy things in secret just like any other girl.â
Calamity blinked. âI think weâve been spending time around a different quality of girl, you and me.â
I glanced at Amaryllis, then gave her a shrug. âIâm okay with Calamity coming. He seems strong, and I think weâre going to need every friend we can find if we end up having to fight an entire crew of sky pirates.â
Amaryllis shook her head. âIâm voting nay. Heâs another variable to calculate, and there’s no guarantee he will be useful.â
âHey now,â he said.
âYou were a great help in the plains,â Amaryllis placated. âBut I donât know if your skills will translate well to the sort of trouble we tend to land ourselves in. We can let Awen cast the deciding vote.â
Calamity grumbled, but I had the impression he thought the criticism was fair enough.
We returned to the Redemption which was still parked next to the camp. A few tents had been moved away, and a few more had popped up nearby. It looked like the camp was constantly changing as new people showed up and others ran off. The airship was a novel change though, judging by the people giving it curious looks.
When we found Awen, she was on the shipâs deck with a complex device in front of her that was burning some lamp fuel to heat up a glass bulb which had some liquid pouring into a container to one side. It looked dangerous, but Awen was being pretty casual about it.
When we asked her for her vote, she gave Calamity a long, searching look, then shrugged. âYeah, okay.â
That, of course, meant that it was time for a round of congratulatory and celebratory hugs!
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