Counterattack Into a Male God - Chapter 555

If one day, you find that you can come into contact with ghosts in your physical body, and then you are surrounded by monsters and monsters, the only thing that can move you is that you can roll up. Do you accept your fate or accept your fate. Anyway, Ji Yanzhi felt that he was not able to accept his fate calmly. At most, one would pack one, and one pair would kill one pair. Should he stay to see the nursing home or just make a pot and a pan.

As for Huangfumei, the chubby one, he knew at a glance that the white fox had an excellent food at home, letting her go because she owed a lot to clean up, and she had no relationship with the panda who was about to surrender to her to live with.

Ji Yanzhi glanced at Huangfu Mei, who was tied under the begonia tree, swaying in the wind, and continued to read the night under the lantern, hiding his merits and fame. In this way, the imperial examination soon ushered in the jump of the “Mentally Retarded Monsters Are Happy”.

In the township examination, Ji Yanzhi came to the top and won the ranking of scholars in one fell swoop. He rushed to the capital with Zhu Wang and Meng Longtan, who are also scholars, and prepared to temporarily stay in the capital in order to get the fame of Juren and even Jinshi.

Ji Yanzhi knows that this is the beginning of the story of “Liao Zhai: Painting Wall”.

In the original story, Zhu Wang and Meng Longtan, a couple of friends, lived in the capital, and came to a monastery by chance on a trip one day. There, Zhu Wangchun’s heart was swaying, and he loved the girl with twisting flowers on the painting wall and had a painting wall. An adventure in the wonderland.

This is an adventure between Zhu Wang and Meng Longtan. He is at best, um, just a spectator who eats melons to watch the show.

Thinking about this, Ji Yanzhi was naturally in a good mood. Even the group of demons and ghosts that the family “raised” followed “secretly”, Ji Yanzhi did not have the slightest feeling of anger. At most, he was disturbed by “really noisy”. Because of the cleanliness that you need when reading, there is one who kicks the’scourge’ away. Anyway, according to the trembling M attribute of the’scourges’, one by one will still come back and continue. Pretentious.

“Why did you die?” Ji Yanzhi dropped the books in his hand, and his good mood for the whole day was destroyed by Hong Ji’s “嘤嘤嘤”. “Do you want to recall the original method of death, I promise 200% restoration.”

Hong Ji: “…”

Hong Ji was so frightened, she hugged her head and hid to the corner of the wall very quickly, shaking violently.

“Nujia, babble, I don’t remember.”

Ji Yanzhi: “I think so, maybe when you hang yourself, you should lose your mind!”

“The slave’s brain is still…” Hong Ji is a trader who can open a dye shop by just giving some color. Although Ji Yanzhi’s words are poisonous, she doesn’t bring any anger or trembles with her head, but she is very aggressive. The child defended himself.

Ji Yanzhi chuckled, and retorted without thinking: “The brain is indeed still there, it’s just broken into tofu dregs, but still can’t stick, the kind of completely brain-dead.”

Hong Ji: “…”

The next moment Huangfu’s charming song of’Youmei’ rang.

“Tofu Nao~~~ delicious!!!”

Ji Yanzhi turned his head silently and looked out the window. There is a stupid fox covering his face shyly.

“Oh, handsome brother, do you like to eat salty tofu nao or sweet tofu nao~~~” Huangfumei was like a convulsive, dangling his head from side to side, and the long, fluffy tail behind his **** Sway around.

Ji Yanzhi: “…”

This is the rap of later generations! So, this vixen, hey, doesn’t look like a traversing one. Is it a fetal wear, so the human brain becomes a fox brain, and it simply can’t accommodate too much wisdom?

Ji Yanzhi silently retracted his gaze, Huangfumei, who had just rapped, jumped left and right unwilling to be lonely.

“Brother, why don’t you praise the Nujia? How good was the Nujia singing just now?”

“Do you sing well or not, don’t you feel compelling?” Even if he guessed that Huangfu Mei was a human in his previous life, he probably came from later generations, Ji Yanzhi didn’t mean to save face, and said directly: “Others want money to sing. You sing to death. You also asked me why I didn’t praise you, huh, I want a face.”

Huangfu Mei: “…”

Hong Ji practiced the skill of rolling her eyes towards Huang Fu Mei. It can be said that at that moment, the IQ and Huang Fu Mei reached an amazing agreement. They are all special brains and tofu residue.

Inexplicably, Ji Yanzhi wanted to laugh.

Huangfumei, this stupid fox, won’t talk about it. Anyway, Ji Yanzhi has never expressed hope for her IQ, but Hong Ji, she hangs a female ghost anyway. It’s not that hanging female ghosts is very fierce. Why is he? The one I encountered was very funny.

“I know Cui Cui, no, how Hong Hong died.” Huangfu hummed and said unhappily: “A certain idiot was just trying to scare his husband. As a result… he was tied alive when he was hanging. It should be a live buckle, a live buckle becomes a dead buckle, and the life and death have not been loosened, so a certain idiot died.”

Ji Yanzhi: “…”

“Is it really stupid?” Ji Yanzhi twitched his mouth, completely speechless. To tell the truth, it’s not that he has little knowledge, but… It’s really rare to encounter someone as stupid as Hong Ji, who thought she lost her mind when she died, but when she was alive, she had no mind.

It refreshed Ji Yanzhi’s perception of stupidity.

“Hey yeah.” Hong Ji suddenly began to make artificial crying. “My son, you are too bad, so you don’t want to bully the slave family on weekdays, but now you repeatedly say that the slave family is stupid, and it hurts the slave family too much.”

Ji Yanzhi Haha: “The world says that ugly people are more guilty, I think that ugly ghosts are more guilty.”

Huangfu laughed loudly, causing Hongji to cry more seriously.

Ji Yanzhi pursed his lips, and when he was about to make persistent efforts, there was a knock on the door.

“Brother Yan.” Meng Longtan knocked at the door. “Are you asleep? If you are not asleep, go out with your brother to see and see.”

Ji Yanzhi opened the door and glanced at the sky outside. The mist shrouded, and the moon was suspended in the sky, it was a good night. Under this kind of night, there is nothing wrong with insights and insights. Right, Ji Yanzhi faintly felt a little uneasy, and felt that once he went out today, he would inevitably encounter something. After all, in the world of “Liao Zhai”, who knows that the next moment I will meet a Yangui or a beautiful fox.

Tsk, think about it this way, what’s the matter of looking forward to it?

I didn’t want to understand at all, just his stinky virtue, the gorgeous ghost and beautiful fox who specializes in scenting the red sleeves of the scholars, can be pleased. When people encounter fairies and ghosts, they scream and escape. Ji Yanzhi is… let the fairies and ghosts scream and escape, and they are also interested in evaluating whose screams are more beautiful.

Ji Yanzhi agreed to go out with Meng Longtan to see and see. Just when he walked out of the inn, he saw Zhu Wang, wearing a crescent-white scholar robe, squatting beside the street only a few steps away, smiling so wretched.

“Hurry up, don’t let Young Master Linghu wait in a hurry.”

Ji Yanzhi: “?? Young Master Linghu, who?”

“My brother probably didn’t know him after I said it. I met him a few days ago. He is the most outspoken and unobtrusive, with the style of an ancient ranger.” Meng Longtan introduced to Ji Yanzhi enthusiastically. “It’s just such a coincidence that Young Master Linghu was on the same road with us. Simply taking advantage of a good mood, the moonlight is better, gathering together, not talking about national affairs and talking about the wind, it is also wonderful!”

Ji Yanzhi raised his eyebrows slightly without saying a word, and continued to follow Meng Longtan and Zhu Wang to the outside of the town. After a short while, I just walked out of the town, and at the intersection next to the official road, I saw the young man Linghu who looked like a dog in the mouth of Meng Longtan.

It’s not a derogatory word to describe it like a human being. Let’s put it this way, this son of Linghu is not a human, but a male fox whose original shape should be almost the same as that of Huangfumei’s two foxes. , Looks a bit feminine.

When Young Master Linghu saw the three of them, he waved quickly.

“I’m finally here, I knew it, and I should go to the inn with you to stay overnight.”

“It’s better to live at home than to live in an inn!” Meng Longtan smiled and pointed out that Ji Yanzhi introduced Master Linghu. “This is Ji Yanzhi, Zhu Xiaolian’s cousin is also a scholar.”

Young Master Linghu quickly gave up his hand: “It turns out that he is also a talented master. It really makes me envious. I have pity on me three times, but I didn’t get it once, so I had to give up participating in the imperial examination and live in a muddle-headed manner.”

Zhu Wang laughed loudly, “This is flattery.” He said, he was more like a master than Master Linghu, stepped into the house not far from the official road, and greeted Master Linghu’s house. The Yingying and Yanyans, serve them good wine and good food.

“Don’t want good wine or good food, just the one you ate last time… fried centipede for a plate.”

Ji Yanzhi looked at Meng Longtan with a crooked head, Meng Longtan smiled shyly, and then looked back at Young Master Linghu who seemed to have heard something unbelievable. “Young Master Linghu looks surprised, but he has never eaten this dish of fried centipede.”

Young Master Linghu returned to his senses and shook his head and said, “Not only I haven’t eaten, but I’ve never heard of it. Can this centipede be eaten?”

Zhu Wang spoke out to Young Master Linghu for popular science. Don’t listen to what he said so eloquently. In fact, these words were all said by Ji Yanzhi. As Meng Longtan said, the fried centipede I ate last time was actually made by Ji Yanzhi. At that time, not only Zhu Wangwen, who is now the most popular in science, was discolored, but even the face of Meng Longtan, who considered himself the most handsome at the time, was changed. It’s all green, now…

Sure enough, everything in the world can’t escape a true fragrance law.

Young Master Linghu was very surprised and wanted to taste the taste of fried centipedes. Unfortunately, the time is too short now. Even if he is a fox that grows freely in the wild and likes to wander around the world, he can’t take a short time. Let’s make a centipede, I have to apologize slightly.

“It’s a pity that there are no centipedes, but there are a lot of frogs, or else, how about a stir-fried frog?”