Counterattack Into a Male God - Chapter 622

“What’s the hair loss? If you don’t roll it in boiling water, the hair will grow out.”

Ji Yanzhi narrowed his smile and continued to poke people with a small stick. This trick is very cheap. The parrot hides from the left and right in the birdcage, and still has not escaped the harassment of the stick. Still being poked by the small stick, the feathers fly around, and the beak keeps shouting: “dogshit, dogshit!”

Ji Yanzhi sneered: “Do you understand Chinese. Shit? I think you do look like Shit.”

Parrot: “Quack, Letmego (let me go)!”

“Speaking of people!” Ji Yanzhi said that as the first emperor of China, he couldn’t hear English.

Parrot: “Quack, Imtalking aboutpeople (I’m talking about people)!”

The smile on Ji Yanzhi’s face gradually changed.

“Where’s the knife? Where’s Guwang’s knife!” Ji Yanzhi gritted his teeth and said: “Have you heard of Ling Chime? Just use a knife to cut the meat piece by piece. A person can cut a thousand and eight knives and not die, so what about birds? How many knives do you cut?”

Parrot: I am not a human being, but you are a real dog, so bullying a bird, really a man?

The parrot did not suffocate to death, and quacked.

Ji Yanzhi quietly watched him make a fuss, and then said leisurely: “You know? You are a mother now!”

The parrot stiffened, and to be precise, the direct soul flew away.

He… a dignified man with seven feet, once he crossed and became a bird, or a female bird? Why is it not public, why not?

The parrot shed tears in the wind, and the sorrow flowed back into a river.

“Sure enough, when you are in a bad mood, bullying the bird is the most comfortable.”

Ji Yanzhi was like a villain, with a brilliant smile, and all of a sudden, the parrot shook his head. With a ‘plop’, he fell directly to the ground with his two bird legs cocked.

“Tsk, the dead bird’s mouth is hard! Fortunately, the lonely king never thought of getting a definite answer from your mouth.”

In a good mood, Ji Yanzhi finally released the parrot with compassion, and happily handled the government affairs. Since the beginning of autumn this year, the sky has not rained, and the land in Qin is already barren. Later, most of the credit for the good land was attributed to Zheng Guoqu.

Zheng Guoqu was just built last year. It took more than ten years in history to divert Jingshui River to the east and inject Luoshui River. It crossed natural rivers such as Yeyu, Qingyu, Zhuoyu and Shichuan River by level crossing, and irrigated 40,000 farmland. Yu are.

It is also known as Qin’s strategy, which really delayed the demise of South Korea, but South Korea should be one of the first countries to be wiped out of the six countries.

Far away, in short, now it has been drought for more than three months, and Ji Yanzhi has a little bit of astrology. You can conclude that there will be a severe drought in the coming year without trying to read the “History of Qin” that is missing in the space. So now, the most important thing is to dig as many deep wells as possible and instruct the craftsmen to build waterwheels to irrigate the fertile land when the next year’s drought is really serious.

In this way, the treasury, which had gradually become abundant, was no longer enough.

Fortunately, at this time, Xiang Shaolong, a part-time imperial merchant, brought good news, saying that white paper with better toughness suitable for writing with quill pens was made and has been put into sale.

“Print the classics of each family.” Ji Yanzhi ordered: “Since a hundred schools of thought contend, then engrave all the ancient books. I believe they will be able to sell for a good price.”

Xiang Shaolong: “…Master Zou Yan traveled around the seven countries and now happened to travel to the Qin country. Please ask him to engrave various classics together.”

“Zou Yan?”

Ji Yanzhi remembered that his apprentice seemed to be the famous widow Qing in history, and according to the normal plot of “Xun Qin Ji”, the widow Qing Qin Qing later retreated with Wu Tingfang. Now Xiang Shaolong married Zhao Qian, and Wu Tingfang also married Ji Yanzhi’s uncle Qin Changan Jun Chengyu.

Xiang Shaolong should not have feelings for Qin Qing again. After all, in the plot of “Searching for the Qin”, the main reason why Xiang Shaolong and Qin Qing are in love is that he has become a teacher to Qin Jiao Yingzheng, and teaches Wu Yi’s Xiang Shaolong faced each other day and night, and the feelings arose from time to time.

“He is a great talent.” Ji Yanzhi said silently, “But he seems to be from the Yin and Yang family, he is not very suitable for the work of engraving various classics.”

Xiang Shaolong: “In this case, why didn’t the king order scholars to come to Xianyang to discuss the Fa, so that the respective scholars can have a more intuitive understanding of the changes brought about by the emergence of paper.

Ji Yanzhi pondered slightly and had to say that Xiang Shaolong was right, so he simply agreed with him, and immediately announced to the world in the name of King Qin, and invited scholars to come to Xianyang to discuss the Fa.

Qin State is actually the most unwelcome among the Seven Kingdoms, mainly because of its sturdy folk customs and lack of resources. After several generations of emperors’ efforts, the current State of Qin came into being. Many scholars will not enter unless they are desperate.

Scholars are invited to come to Xianyang to discuss the imperial decree of the law. Scholars are not very interested in discussing the law, but they are very interested in the snow paper mentioned in the imperial decree. Xianyang rushes.

At this time, Ji Yanzhi, as the monarch of a country, did not have much distraction on this. Ji Yanzhi focused on the manufacture of various irrigation equipment. Finally, when the next year’s drought came, he would excavate most of the land in Qin and Shu. To the deep well.

As long as you save a little bit, the water from a deep well is enough for the daily drinking of hundreds of villagers. Moreover, for insurance, when Ji Yanzhi ordered the craftsmen to draw water, they were all to dig a well at the entrance of the village, and then a wooden water cart, as much as possible. Built on the banks of rivers and streams.

This arrangement allowed the people of Daqin to live and work in peace and contentment during the time of the drought, and they were not affected much. On the contrary, it was the more affluent countries of Chu and Qi. A prolonged drought caused most of the crops to be harvested. The people were sick and clothed and could not afford to eat. Not to mention, the aristocrats still did not change their true nature of indulgence and joy. In the four incidents, Chu, Qi and even Yan can be said to be in chaos.

This…really makes the scheming Ji Yanzhi couldn’t help but sigh that the time and place are right and the people are harmonious. Even the gods are on his side to’urging’ him to speed up the task of unifying the six nations.

In 243 BC (fourth year of the first emperor), the Mausoleum of Wei Guoxin died, and the Wei State was in chaos. Ji Yanzhi admitted that a generation of famous general Meng Gao was the commander, Meng Wu and Qin Gongzi Xi as lieutenants, and took the opportunity to attack Wei State. The Qin army was fierce and seized twenty cities in the Wei Kingdom.

The following year was 242 BC (the fifth year of the first emperor), the State of Yan sent 100,000 troops to attack the State of Zhao. Under the heroic guidance of Li Mu, Zhao Bing defeated the Yan army. Under his sorrow, he listened to the opinions of the political strategists who like to jump left and right, and joined Chu, Wei, Yan, and Han in a scene of the five countries attacking Qin.

This happened in 241 BC (the sixth year of the first emperor). When he heard the news, Ji Yanzhi was so happy that he was busy with Xiang Shaolong. “This is the lone king who wants to be conquered by himself, no one is allowed to obstruct it, and the lone king wants to beat them personally into a tyrant!”

Xiang Shaolong never thought of stopping, besides knowing that Ji Yanzhi’s own strength is unfathomable, and the reason why he also wants to go to the battlefield, he immediately agreed with Ji Yanzhi’s words and said. “The king said that he must beat the five nations of Zhao, Chu, Wei, Yan, and Han as a tyrant.”

It’s not good to conform to the destiny honestly. You have to jump repeatedly on the edge of death. Don’t you understand that the current monarch of Qin has a white heart and a black heart. It is a proper sesame glutinous rice ball. Overlord, if you play tricks, you are afraid that there will be no royal nobles in the five countries of Zhao, Chu, Wei, Yan, and Han who are twisting the tiger’s beard.

However, Xiang Shaolong didn’t understand one thing, that’s Qi. Why didn’t he join the six kingdoms to attack Qin? In this world, there is no Qin to bribe the prime minister of Qi to win and fool the king of Qi against Zhao, Chu, Wei, and Yan. , The Five Kingdoms of South Korea attacked the State of Qin and did not strengthen their defenses. Why Qi State? ? ?

Ji Yanzhi: “I guess people are stupid. I think that Zhao, Chu, Wei, Yan, and Han will attack Qin together, and the worst will be the result of both losses. I want the fisherman to profit!”

Xiang Shaolong: “…”

“This thought, the minister had to say…” Xiang Shaolong didn’t know whether to cry or laugh, so he couldn’t help but make a comment. “…foolish and naive.”

“This evaluation is good.” Ji Yanzhi laughed and agreed.

Xiang Shaolong: “My lord, that bird, I mean the parrot that only speaks eagles has a hard beak, and speaks eagles all day long?”

“I started to speak Chinese recently, but I don’t want to listen.” Ji Yanzhi’s eyes darkened, and he said sarcastically: “Anyway, Gu already knows where he comes from?”

Xiang Shaolong raised his eyebrows with interest: “Oh, where does she come from?”

Ji Yanzhi: “The world of “The Return of the Mummy 3: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor” is a mixed-race American with one-third American ancestry, one-third Korean ancestry, and one-third Chinese ancestry.”

Xiang Shaolong was a little surprised.

“It’s not surprising that the blood of country M and country H should be blended with Chinese blood. Thinking about him speaking of himself as a Korean in fluent English, I feel very upset.”

Ji Yanzhi’s angry youth, after spending a long time with him, Xiang Shaolong has naturally become an angry youth, and the degree is more serious than that of Ji Yanzhi. No, as soon as I spoke, I spoke directly to Ji Yanzhi’s heart.

Ji Yanzhi nodded and said disdainfully: “Isn’t it, so I deserve to be a female bird.”

Thinking that the parrot, with its colorful feathers and beautiful appearance, was a man, it turned out to be a female bird. Moreover, Xiang Shaolong was a female bird who could lay eggs, and he was very happy, and laughed again and again.

“My lord, next time she lays the eggs, remember to leave some for me. I am going to find a female quail to incubate the eggs.”

This requirement can be. Ji Yanzhi chuckled, and instead agreed to Xiang Shaolong’s request, and also actively asked, “Isn’t it necessary for the parrot to lay down?”

As for whether to find a male parrot to fertilize a bird’s egg, Ji Yanzhi didn’t say at all. This is a necessary process for successfully hatching a bird’s egg and cannot be ignored.