Counterattack Into a Male God - Chapter 623

The parrot’s name is Alex, and it’s the soy saucer in “The Mummy Returns 3: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor.” Alex O’Connor, the son of pig’s feet Rick O’Connor, is a classmate of archaeology. With one-third of the Chinese blood on his body, Alex has always been very interested in the Dragon Emperor who fell asleep in the Chinese legend because he was too cruel and was cursed by a witch.

It just so happened that Alex O’Connor did the same. The two of them formed an archaeological mutual aid team and went to China on the other side of the ocean to find the mysterious Dragon Emperor’s Tomb. In the end, I found it, and I was ecstatic before it had time. As the world announced this great discovery, my eyes went dark, and it came thousands of years ago.

This is not the most desperate for Alex. What really makes Alex’s life fall into the gloom is that others have reached the pinnacle of life through making contributions, but he…worn into a parrot, a colorful feather is locked in a cage, and is about to be dedicated to Qin Guoxin’s successor. His Majesty’s female parrot.

嘤嘤嘤, mother.

Over the past few years, he has been raised with delicious food and he has laid several nests of eggs.

And what makes him most desperate is that every time at this time, he and the old hen want to hatch when they see the eggs, and they have hatched several nests of eggs!

QAQ is crazy, why is there such a tragic thing happening.

The point is that it has been determined that the brutal and inhumane Dragon Emperor in historical records likes to poke him with a small wooden stick, and always threatens to pluck his hair, cut off his body piece by piece, so that he can enjoy a thousand swords. Punishment.

Alex still dared to do anything, he could only provoke him, and he was helpless and weak.

Hey, his life is hopeless.

I really want to go back.

Alex Parrot is living in dire straits every day. Finally, Alex’s life span as a parrot was over. His grateful and lost eyes closed. He never thought of opening his eyes for the next moment, and he actually returned to the afterlife.

He is in the hospital and is said to have been in a coma for seven days. His friend Alex O’Connor said thankfully that fortunately, he woke up in time, otherwise he would have to call his aunt and uncle far away in M ​​country.

Alex was stunned when he heard this, and immediately reacted, and immediately started howling and crying.

The crying was so terrible that the patients in the same ward of the hospital couldn’t help but look sideways, wondering whether this Chinese man who looked like a Chinese but was tall and mammoth with green eyes had cat cakes and said that he had met him. The tragedy of the dead father and mother, so that in a foreign country… can’t control emotions.

Alex didn’t understand the slander in Huaxia’s implicit eyes. He cried as much as he could, and after venting all the grievances in his heart, he told Alex about his magical experience during this period of time in English.

Alex felt incredible and asked hurriedly: “Really? Alex, you really traveled through time and space to the age of the Dragon Emperor? Oh, that’s so cool!”

Cool you paralyzed!

Alex almost couldn’t help but yelled.

“I’m a parrot. I’m still a mother.” Alex said excitedly: “Alex, do you know how many eggs I laid in total? About two hundred, even if I became a bird raised by the Dragon Emperor , My role in this life is only to lay eggs and incubate eggs!”

Alex wanted to laugh inexplicably, but couldn’t laugh, otherwise his friend would be so angry that he would do his best.

Alex’s face was so distorted, it took a long time to encourage him in English: “Alex, it’s really hard for you.”

Alex: “┭┮﹏┭┮, I want to dig the tomb of Dragon Emperor!”

Alex: “Welcome to cheer up. Since we were missing you, the archaeological team we formed has joined a group of Chinese people. Hearing from them, it seems that the Tomb of the Dragon Emperor is their Chinese treasure, and foreign elements are not allowed to destroy it. God, we are archaeologists, not cultural relics thieves, how can we be treated as thieves and be closely monitored.”

Ji Yan didn’t know the conversation of later generations, and if he knew it, he would show a smile of disdain. His father Rick O’Connor and mother Evelyn and uncle Jonathan are not cultural thief.

In “The Return of the Mummy 1”, Immortal was released because of the search for the treasure of the pharaoh, which almost caused the world to bask, and Egypt was almost destroyed. In “The Return of the Mummy 2”, the scorpion emperor who was sealed was also drawn out because of the ‘collection in the home’ magic scorpion bracelet.

Egypt has harmed China twice, and now wants to harm China again, who gave it the courage? Liang MM?

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When Alex Parrot died in his old age, it was 240 BC (the seventh year of the first emperor), and that year happened to be when Yi Xiaochuan traveled through time and space to Qin through the treasure box. At that time, it coincided with a generation of famous general Meng Yu who was seriously ill and told Ji Yanzhi that he could not grow up with the son of Qin Xi (the other brother) to fight in the Kingdom of Zhao.

Ji Yanzhi didn’t know what to say at the time, so he had to go to the Meng Mansion every day to listen to Meng Yu’s younger brother who had been lost since childhood.

I guess it’s a return to the light. Anyway, Meng Yu, who eats everything fragrantly, is crying again and yelling at the time that King Qi was not a human being. Not only did he persecute the women and children of Lao Meng’s family, but also kill his younger brothers until now. After he died, he met the ancestors of the Meng family. When he was definitely faceless, Yi Xiaochuan happened to cross over and appeared in the outskirts of Qin Xianyang.

At this time, it was more than ten years before Yi Xiaochuan’s crossing in the original plot of “The Myth”.

Ji Yanzhi is now only twenty-six, and he has not yet become a greasy middle-aged uncle, and it is impossible. Now he is young and strong, and he is ambitiously planning to unify the six countries as soon as possible.

And just right, Yi Xiaochuan, who had traveled more than ten years in advance, lived in the wild for a few days as if fleeing. He was tired, thirsty and hungry and finally got into Xianyang City, just in time for Zhao Ya, who had sent off his remarried husband Qin Gongzi. bump into.

Yi Xiaochuan, who wore strange clothes, made Zhao Ya couldn’t help but say “Huh”. She remembered that Ji Yanzhi once said that when he and Shanrou met Xiang Shaolong for the first time, Xiang Shaolong also wore strange clothes. Will there be any relationship between them? There is…relevant.

After thinking about it, Zhao Ya ordered Yi Xiaochuan to be brought along and turned to the prime minister’s house.

It happened to be boring today, and Ji Yanzhi went out of the palace to the prime minister’s house to find Xiang Shaolong to play chess. As soon as Yi Xiaochuan was taken to the backyard, he heard Xiang Shaolong’s words “Tigers don’t show off, you treat me as hellokitty”. He immediately went forward and hugged Xiang Shaolong’s thigh as if he had found an organization. Son, howl and cry.

“My fellow, are you my fellow!”

Xiang Shaolong: “…”

“Excuse me, would you please loosen it?” Xiang Shaolong dragged his obscene pants, trying to keep it from falling.

Yi Xiaochuan pumped, and let go of Xiang Shaolong’s thigh obediently.

Ji Yanzhi cleared the field with understanding, let Zhao Ya go to Zhao Qian to play. When only Ji Yanzhi and the three of them were left in the backyard, Xiang Shaolong deliberatedly asked. “Passing through?”

Yi Xiaochuan nodded frantically. “Yes, yes, I am traveling. My name is Yi Xiaochuan and I am from 2010.”

“Sir, did you hear that?” Xiang Shaolong sighed: “He came from 2010. At that time, Xiangjiang had returned to the embrace of his motherland for many years, right?”

Ji Yanzhi laughed but did not say anything, but Yi Xiaochuan seemed to be full of surprises: “Prime Minister Xiang, you are from Xiangjiang. I am in the capital of the magic city, not long after I graduated from university. The reason for crossing is because my elder brother Yi Xiaobei went out for archaeology. At the time, because I got lost and strayed into the tomb thief’s camp, I accidentally found that the tiger-shaped pendant necklace I was wearing matched the groove pattern on the treasure box that the tomb thief had just dug out from the grave. I was curious and removed it. The tiger-shaped pendant necklace worn is placed in the groove pattern on the treasure box.”

“…When I put it in, the treasure box flashed a dazzling white light. Gao Yao and I, my girlfriend and brother in modern society, were shrouded in white light together.”

“I remember that moment, I fainted. Then I woke up and found myself in a wilderness. At the time I thought I was kidnapped, so I took the old man who found me and asked if he was filming.”

Ji Yanzhi sat quietly aside, listening to Yi Xiaochuan’s tearful talk of his “tragic history”, did not arouse sympathy, but wanted to laugh instead.

Is this miserable? At least you, like Xiang Shaolong, are wearing instead of soul wear. You must know that Ji Yanzhi just sent away Alex, who was dressed as a parrot, a few days ago. This is the saddest traverser in history, OK?

Not only did the race and **** change, but also to lay eggs.

Where is this fellow Yi Xiaochuan miserable? It’s all luck.

Thinking about this, Ji Yanzhi couldn’t help but laugh.

Yi Xiaochuan immediately looked at Ji Yanzhi sadly, very pitiful.

Ji Yanzhi: “Sorry, the lonely king generally doesn’t like to laugh unless he can’t help it.”

Xiang Shaolong also said: “The king can say yes, unless you can’t help it.”

Yi Xiaochuan was depressed, but facing Ji Yanzhi’s and Xiang Shaolong’s similar smiles, Yi Xiaochuan only dared to beep. “My experience is so funny.”

Ji Yanzhi smiled deeper, and Xiang Shaolong explained: “It is not your problem, but the year when the king first became king. Lai Lu (Lian Jin) offered a parrot to the king, and that parrot can speak good ways. It turns out that the reason for being good at speaking is that the human soul lives in the parrot, and it is from later generations.”

Yi Xiaochuan opened his mouth and sighed with sincere emotion. “Then he is really unlucky.”

Xiang Shaolong laughed loudly. “More than that, the parrot is still a female. It has laid more than 200 eggs in its seven years of life. What’s most interesting is that the parrot will incubate eggs, and the more than 200 eggs have basically hatched. Nowadays, the minister of Qin Dynasty, basically has parrots in his family.”

Yi Xiaochuan’s eyes widened and he was dumbfounded.

After a long while, the soul flew back and let out a violent burst of laughter.

“Hahaha, that’s right, people really need to compare to be in a good mood. Compared to him, Yi Xiaochuan is really lucky.”