Crossing with Baidu To Farm - v4 Chapter 99.1

“boom!”

Sikongyin was so frightened that he closed his eyes quickly.

But after the loud noise, when he opened his eyes and found that his arms, legs and feet were still there, and the ground beside his feet had been pierced with a hole several feet deep, if the hidden weapon hit him just now, Si Kongyin would never think that he could still live.

“People like you just want to leave a name in the history. Everyone in the world believes that you are a king and defeated a bandit. You are a bandit now. When the city master recovers Wu’an, he will order someone to keep you one of the history books.”

“That Wang Ding has left a name in the history, and you and other evil thieves will have to be stinky for thousands of years!”

“Sikong, whose name is unknown, is arrogant and extravagant, cruel and inhumane, when Wu An was in Ningshan, this man ordered the citizens of the city to worship 300 young girls, proclaimed prostitution day and night, escaped from the yin and died. Nasty’,” Xia Jinhua put away the gun, pacing, and said every word.

“You, you—” Sikong Yu’s eyes widened in shock, if his name were to spread out in such a style, he would be **** off even if he died!

“Are you satisfied with this introduction? Would you like me to change it again? Some ancient kings fell into the cesspool and died, or I’ll let you fall into the cesspool too? If you’re not satisfied with the cesspool, then I’ll let you go out and step on the feces and fall to your death. how?”

Sikong Yin scolded angrily, “You guys are really deceiving the world!”

“You are wrong. History is rewritten by the victors. We can’t rewrite some major historical trends, but you, dying little nameless bastard, we can write whatever we want!” Xia Jinhua said complacently. : “Don’t people like you just want to leave a good name on the history? I will not let it! I will write you as a shameless, lewd, shameless, lewd, lewd person!”

Xia Jinhua laughed like a fox, but she saw that Sikongyin just wanted to pounce on her and kill her.

“You vicious woman!”

But ah, you and your body are bound by ropes, he can’t move at all, he can only scolded Xia Jinhua from a distance.

Xia Jinhua said leisurely: “My Xia Jun is stronger than your Wu’an can imagine, you must have seen it, the day when the city lord regains Wu’an is not far away, when that day, I will let you and Sikong Nan together, name, Yang ,millennium!”

If a person dies, he will die, but if he dies and is reviled, it must be more uncomfortable than death.

Xia Jinhua had already left, but Sikongyin was lost in thought. He had already seen Sikongjue’s power that day. He knew that their so-called giant spirit gods were all pretences, but they actually possessed a mysterious and powerful weapon.

That weapon is not something that the current Wu’an can fight against.

Wu’an’s destruction seems to be a problem sooner or later. At that time, that woman moved her hands and feet in front of history and wrote herself as a shameless and lascivious person. Isn’t that really a stigma for thousands of years…

After Xia Jinhua left, that Sikongyin finally put forward the intention of surrendering, and Sikongjue immediately ordered people to deliver meals and so on.

“Why do you have to say that Sikong Yin?” Xia Jinhua still seemed to be very puzzled.

Sikong Jue smiled and said, “When I first saw that Sikong Yin, I felt that he was different. He looked like me, and he will definitely be a great person in the future! Besides, he is my half-sister. My younger brother, has inherited the bravery in my father’s bloodline.”

If you can raise a handsome talent like Sikong Jue, then the first emperor of Wu’an must be a person. When he was young, he was one of the best generals in the Central Plains. Unfortunately, after middle age, he was plagued by illness and his consciousness was chaotic. In government affairs, the seventh prince, Sikong Jue, guards the territory outside.

Hearing that, Xia Jinhua laughed: “Doesn’t the city lord also indirectly praise himself as a character?”

Sikong Jue suddenly hugged Xia Jinhua and said, “Madam, do you think your husband is a person?”

Xia Jinhua smiled shyly, “I really don’t know if Mrs. Ben is a character, but Mrs. Ben only knows that the city lord is really a character in ‘that matter’!”

Sikong Jue was overjoyed, and he pressed Xia Jinhua onto the soft couch. The two rolled into a ball and began to undress, preparing to do something important to inherit the incense of mankind and pass on civilization.

Unexpectedly, under the soft couch, two small heads suddenly appeared, staring at them with watery eyes.

Sikong Jue was so frightened that he was like a basin of cold water on his head, he almost extinguished the brewing flames on the spot, waved his hand, and said, “Good boy, go out and play.”

The rough man didn’t leave, pointed to the outside, and said, “It’s getting dark, where are we going to play?”

Xia Jinhua was embarrassed, she quickly put on her clothes, patted the soft couch, and said, “Come on, come up and sleep.”

Sikong Jue also knew that there was probably no drama tonight, so he put on a pair of pants angrily, looking very unhappy.

Since having these two rough men, their married life has been seriously disturbed.

The rough man went to bed, sat beside Sikong Jue, saw his awkward expression, and said innocently, “Hey, did I disturb your ‘good thing’?”

Sikong Jue squinted at him and said, “No.”

“You still said no!” The rough man was very dissatisfied: “I only heard you say it last time. In the future, Didi and I will sleep in separate rooms with you, and we can’t let us disturb your ‘good thing’ any more.”

Sikong Jue heard the dissatisfaction and grievance in the rough man’s words, and hurriedly said, “I never said that!”

He hurriedly took the little rough man into his arms, he hugged the little baby, weighed it with his hands, and said, “It’s heavy again, I’ll weigh it for you when I get home.”

In Xiacheng’s city lord’s mansion, there is a large scale specially used for weighing people. It used to be called Xia Jinhua, but later it was called the two rough men with bare bottoms. Sikong Jue often sees the pair of milk babies in the frame and weighs them. Heavy.

The public in the city lord’s mansion really thought that the city lord was going to sell this pair of milk babies by the catty…

But the rough man heard Sikong Jue’s intention to change his meaning, and still asked the topic just now: “Hey, do you dislike us?”

“No, absolutely not!” Sikong Jue reassured.

“You lied to us!” The rough man was very angry: “You obviously dislike us!”

“Alright, alright, go to bed, go to bed.” Xia Jinhua carried a child, and the family of four squeezed into a soft couch.

Before the rough man went to bed, he was still chattering: “You must have disliked us!”

“No, no, where would it be?” Xia Jinhua said hurriedly, putting the little rough man in his arms and saying, “You are mother’s baby, and mother will never dislike you!”

The rough man kept mumbling, and suddenly asked again, “Mom, why is the whistling bird bigger than me?”

“Uh, this, this—” Xia Jinhua blushed, really embarrassed to teach a bad baby, and said, “Because 嗲嗲 is older than you, Niaoniao is older than you.”

“Then when I grow so big, will I grow such a big bird?”

“can.”

“I can rest assured that.”

“…”

Xia Jinhua coaxed them to sleep, moved the rough man aside, blew the light, and immediately moved over to Sikong Jue and threw himself on top of him.

The two continued their unfinished business.

Although they can’t see it, they are old couples, and there is no way to find the wrong place.

Halfway through, a rough man rolled over with a small face facing them, as if he would wake up at any time. Xia Jinhua was frightened and said, “What if the baby wakes up?”

“It’s okay.” Sikong Jue kicked the rough man aside with one kick, and the two continued.

The rough man was kicked, and the fleshy body rolled a few times before it stopped. On that side, their parents were working hard to create a man.

Seeing that the rough man is almost three years old, Xia Jinhua’s stomach has not moved yet, but she dreams of adding a sister to this rough man.

During the intermission, the rough man rolled over again, hugged Sikong Jue’s thigh, and fell asleep.

Sikong Jue gently kicked it away, but after a while, he saw a rough man rolling over and hugging his arm.

Sikong Jue carefully kicked him away.

But after a while, they can be seen rolling over and sleeping with their parents in their arms.

The next day, Sikongjue and Xia Jinhua expressed his strong request to sleep in separate rooms with the rough man.

Xia Jinhua couldn’t bear it either. The children were so young, how could they sleep in separate rooms with confidence, but those dolls always came to disturb their great cause of making people at night.

They are almost three years old and have no younger siblings. It must be because of this reason!

Later, when he returned to Xiacheng, Xia Jinhua formally proposed to the rough man to divide the room, but as expected, he was strongly opposed by the rough man, and the two of them rolled on the ground in unison.

“You really hate us!”

“Wow, 嗲嗲 mother dislikes me, I don’t live anymore!”

Seeing the two rude men cheating on the spot, Xia Jinhua coaxed left and right for a long time, before the rude men stopped, sobbing: “Mom, do you really want me and Guoguo?”

“How could it be?” Xia Jinhua wiped his tears distressedly and said, “Mom didn’t say no to you!”

“Then I slept in separate rooms with Guoguo. What should I do if I go blind in the middle of the night?”

“Mom will light a potato lamp for you.”

“What if there are mice in the middle of the night?”

“We have cats, but no mice.”

“You lied to the nest, a rat this big! It even brought its daughter-in-law home to bite my shoes!”

“Uh, I’ll let Huang Dudui sleep under the foot of your bed.”

…

After talking for a long time, the rough man just doesn’t divide the room, kills it, or elopes!

Xia Jinhua’s persuasion was ineffective, Sikong Jue heard the news when he came home, and immediately dragged the two rough men out.

After waiting for a while, the three of them came back, the rough man’s eyes were dripping with tears, and his eyes were still filled with tears.

Xia Jinhua quickly wiped the child’s tears and said, “What’s the matter, did you hit you?”

The rough man flattened his mouth, and suddenly burst into tears: “I lost, I lost so badly, and if I lose, I will sleep in separate rooms!”

After some inquiries, Xia Jinhua found out that the three of them agreed that who is the boss, the other two have to listen to the boss!

The way to decide the boss is primitive and crude – peeing.

Whoever urinates far is the boss!

They used a rough man’s way and used their strength to decide who really had the right to decide in this family.

Sure enough, Sikong Jue won by an overwhelming advantage…

The rough man was convinced of the defeat, and cried while hugging Xia Jinhua’s thigh: “How can I pee so far! I’m so weak, Mom, how can I become stronger and stronger!”

“Learn kung fu well, and in the future, you will be as strong as 嗲嗲 and urinate as far as he does.” Xia Jinhua wiped tears for the pair of rough men who were hit hard.

However, the rough man’s confidence seems to have collapsed overnight. He didn’t want to eat, he just couldn’t stand the blow of this failure, and he was completely devastated. He even refused to pee himself for a long time. Xia Jinhua had to do it. go pee.

Xia Jinhua was annoyed at Sikong Jue: “Don’t you know how to let the children? Look at those two children, how depressed they are now!”

Sikong didn’t care about it: “This will be the first blow in their lives. If they can’t bear this blow, how can they make a big career in the future.”

This is also true, Xia Jinhua is speechless, but the two babies cry all day long and don’t know when they will regain their confidence. She is a very bad mother.

So, she also used a rough man’s way to help them regain their confidence.

One day, she urinated with them…

The rough man finally regained his confidence. It turns out that there are adults in this world who urinate as far as I can!

After a lot of trouble, in the end the rough man still slept in separate rooms, and Sikong Jue was finally able to live a two-person world as he wished.

But within a few days of the two-person world, he realized that he had been abandoned tragically. Xia Jinhua would have **** with him every night for a while, then put on his clothes and went to sleep with the two children, so Sikong Jue was left alone in the empty room.

In this case, it’s better not to split the room!

In the end, as a last resort, the rough man was brought back and returned to his original state.

He also said that in Ningshan County, Xia Jinhua and Sikong Jue stayed here for a long time, cleaned up the things in the city, and then left Ningshan County with the warm welcome of the people of Ningshan County, and went to cool down. State City went.

Of the four thousand Wu’an troops, a part was left to defend the city.

All the way to the north, I slowly wandered around several nearby counties, and after seeing all the counties sent by Yan Li, I went to the direction of Liangzhou City.

After wandering around for a while, it was already another year when he returned to Xiacheng.

After returning to the city, the city was already preparing for the Chinese New Year. Sikong Jue put everything in the barracks aside and went back to the city to celebrate the New Year.

In the Central Plains countries, there have been unwritten rules since ancient times that there will be no wars during the New Year!

When Tang State was destroyed, the three ministers raised their troops after the first lunar month. Even now, during the New Year’s month, both warring parties must truce for the Lunar New Year. This is a tradition.

When the Chinese New Year comes, there is a rare peace in the Central Plains.

Although the battle is no longer fought, if the displaced people want to have a good New Year, it is not so simple. When Xia Jinhua left, he had already raised food in Liangzhou City, which could be distributed to the people in the few days of the New Year.

If the mess in Ningshan County is to be cleaned up, it will take many years.

As soon as Xia Jinhua came home, he found that there were a lot less things in his yard, such as the pressure cooker, egg beater, and a few light bulbs in the wardrobe.

Don’t ask, Xia Jinhua already knew where to find what he lost, and went all the way to the small yard where Cheng Tanyue lived. Seeing that no one was there, Cheng Tanyue thought they would not come back for the New Year, and went back to Yucheng for the New Year.

Xia Jinhua picked the lock and entered the door. She couldn’t find her own pressure cooker and egg beater. She was taken back to Yucheng by that bastard. …

This year, the summer city is still very lively, with martial arts stars, and every year is a harvest year. This year, the total output value of the city has broken through a new high. The people of the city are smiling and even the fireworks are louder than last year.

Early in the morning, Xia Jinhua went to the research center and brought back a new pot. After cleaning it up, he was busy making soup.

The two rough men ran around the house dirty and dirty.

A sluggish young man came to the door. It was that Sikongyin. He has now served Sikongjue. His beliefs have been shattered. After waiting for next year, Xiacheng University will open a professional military academy, and some of the generals will be sent here for further study, and Sikong Yin specially reserved a place.

He is still young and it is time to study hard.

He still looks a little out of spirits now. When he arrived at the city lord’s mansion in Xiacheng, he entered after clarifying his identity. Naturally, someone took him to Sikong Jue’s residence.

As soon as he entered the city lord’s mansion, Si Kongyin felt something different. It didn’t look like the solemn and solemn mansion, but rather like a normal farmyard, with children coming and going everywhere.

Suddenly, I heard a loud noise from somewhere in the mansion.

boom!

The whole place trembled.

The sound, Si Kongyin recognized, was the sound of a shell exploding. He had been in the army these days, and he already knew what the cannon was about. Xia Jun had such a powerful weapon, how could Wu An have the power to resist?

Are there cannonballs in the mansion?

A thick plume of smoke rose not far away, so frightened Si Kongyin almost sat on the ground, while a baby girl shouted loudly.

“Scared this baby to death!”

But when he saw all the babes, they ran happily towards the place where the black smoke was blowing. Si Kongyin saw how happy they were, so he followed suit.

After turning a few corners, he saw Sikong Jue tinkering with a black cannon barrel.

Sure enough, he was researching secret weapons in the mansion!

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I’ve gone back to my hometown, I’ll be back tomorrow, la la

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