Death Spiral [Infinite Flow] - Chapter 151

    Teacher Wang walks the talk, saying that he only talks about two things, and then he leaves after speaking, without any sloppiness at all.

    The door slammed shut, leaving Lian Qiao and Little Honeysuckle behind, staring at the pile of schoolwork.

    “This…this is the amount of homework in a day?” Lian Qiao drew it with his finger, it was amazing, it was ten centimeters thick, he couldn’t help being stunned, “This is the amount of a year!”

    Little Honeysuckle is much calmer. He sat in front of the small table, raised his posture seriously, and opened the homework book and said, “It’s just homework for elementary school students. With the two of us’s education, is it still… eh?”

    The voice came to an abrupt end. Ren Dong stared at the workbook, his face was stunned, and his eyes were about to pop out.

    “What did you see?” Lian Qiao came over curiously and found that it was a math study book.

    However difficult the first grade questions can be, they are all graphic questions. Even the questions are marked with pinyin, which is not too difficult.

    However, among a bunch of 1+1s, it turned out to be such a question.

    “Mom bought 5 cakes and gave them to the 4 children. What is the reasonable way to divide them?”

    There are five circles below the title, indicating five cakes.

    Lian Qiao: “…” I haven’t mastered 1+1 yet! What a cake!

    Honeysuckle helped her forehead and said helplessly, “Do you know this question?”

    Lian Qiao: “I don’t know how to divide five cakes into four parts, and I can divide nitrogen into four parts for five people.”

    Honeysuckle: “Huh?”

    Lian Qiao: “First hack a kid, then…”

    Honeysuckle: “…”

    Little Honeysuckle frowned, obviously dissatisfied with this answer. Lian Qiao coughed and said sternly: “Forget it, no joke, let’s do our homework quickly, I’ll help you Baidu… oops!”

    He took out his mobile phone and remembered that their mobile phones had long been out of power, and there was no network in this world, so he could not help but bow his head.

    Little Honeysuckle’s mind suddenly came up with famous aphorisms such as “the mountain of books has the road and diligence as the path, the sea of ​​learning has no end…the back is the shore” and so on. He didn’t want to take shortcuts anymore, so he spread out the workbooks, sorted them into categories, and started assigning tasks to himself and Lian Qiao.

    Nine lessons in total. Chinese, mathematics, English, nature, society, labor and technology, art, history, morality.

    Language, Mathematics and English are familiar to everyone. Nature, society, art, and history are quality education, and homework is not difficult. The labor skills are all manual work, and even Qiao’s skill is naturally handed over to him.

     Morality is simpler. Open the workbook, and there is a to-do list.

    1. Help Mom and Dad do the dishes.

    2. Help Mom and Dad do the laundry.

    3. Ask mom and dad to tell an honest bedtime story.

    …It seems to be quite simple.

    The two of them plan to do the most difficult language, mathematics and English first, and then switch to another one in the middle to adjust their mood. Unexpectedly, when the two were tortured to death by elementary school mathematics, they were surprised to find that the seemingly simplest virtue was actually the hardest!

    Behind each task there is a box that asks parents to supervise their child to tick the task after completing the task. Of course, Honeysuckle won’t really run out in the middle of the night to find a bowl to wash, just hook it. However, as soon as he checked the dishwashing item, the third task suddenly turned blood red, and a big red cross appeared in the box behind.

     Honeysuckle was surprised.

    The word “honesty” in the third task is like two slaps, slaps in the face – please note that this is not a rhetoric.

    Lian Qiao and Honeysuckle really clearly heard the sound of “pop, pop”. Soon, two big anthurium prints appeared on the tooted little face of honeysuckle powder.

    “Fuck!” Lian Qiao exploded instantly, holding up the honeysuckle face in distress, “Are you alright!”

    Little Honeysuckle was stunned by this divine palm, and she didn’t react for a while.

    “What rubbish! How dare you do it?! I @#￥%!!”

    Lian Qiao spit fragrance at a homework book. Xiao Rendong took a light wink in his arms, tugged at his sleeve and said, “Don’t be impulsive, I have to hand in my homework tomorrow.”

    “We can’t learn this! Go to the **** school!” Lian Qiao stomped the workbook to pieces, thinking about it, he was angry, and he had to count the words on the table. Also throw it down and step on it together.

    Honeysuckle hurriedly protected the fruits of her labor and said angrily, “Calm down! What are you doing!”

    Lian Qiao pointed to the workbook more than ten centimeters away on the table and scolded: “This stupid woman doesn’t want you to finish your homework at all! It’s a **** year! Don’t say it! If you do it, you can’t even finish copying it! And this **** virtue, you can’t tick if you don’t finish it? Then how can you finish it! Where am I going to find your mother at night?!”

    Honeysuckle: “…” Have you already assumed that you are my father?

    But after listening to Lian Qiao’s words, he quickly realized that Lian Qiao wasn’t losing his temper. Lian Qiao was already convinced that they couldn’t finish their homework tonight, and there was no doubt that he would be criticized by the teacher when he went to school tomorrow. As for whether there will be additional penalties…

    Don’t ask, there must be.

    So Lian Qiao’s anger is not for the homework. He was angry at his own powerlessness.

      If only moral character is enough, the sand sculpture class teacher has already recognized Lian Qiao as a father, so he can also complete these tasks together with Honeysuckle.

    The point is, they only have a few hours left, and the nine homework assignments pile up like a hill. Taking care of one and the other, it is absolutely impossible to complete all of them before school tomorrow.

    Is it not clear that the honeysuckle is going to go to school and die!

    But the NPCs have come to send out the quests… just like the quest to collect dolls released by the rabbit in the Russian nesting doll, although it is not a real clearance condition, but the nesting doll itself is a hint, in addition, if it is true You can also get hidden items by completing tasks…

    Wait, hidden items!

    Lian Qiao suddenly thought about it and glanced at the backpack involuntarily.

    The key…his brass key…

    This is the last copy, do you want to use it?

    However, if used, he will…

     Honeysuckle didn’t notice his strangeness, only when he was depressed, she climbed onto his lap and rubbed the tip of his nose on his cheek as if reassuring.

    “Okay, don’t be angry. Let’s take a step by step, shall we?”

    Lian Qiao’s heart skipped a beat, feeling inexplicably guilty. His fingers curled up, not daring to touch the honeysuckle.

    In order to avoid Lonicera’s suspicion, he had to cough awkwardly: “You, you pay attention… You are only seven years old, don’t do this kind of action! I don’t smelt copper!”

    “But…” Little Honeysuckle stared at his blushing face, suddenly thinking of playing, and gently poked his cheek with the tip of his finger, “Aren’t you my father now? What’s wrong with me kissing you?”

    Speaking, he closed his eyes and kissed Lian Qiao’s cheek with a “chirp~”.

    This time Lian Qiao is really fried. The hair stood up from the back to the tailbone, and the tips of his ears and nose were all red from shame.

    “Go away!” Lian Qiao pushed away the honeysuckle in shame and anger, and bent over to pick up the smashed moral workbook, “Don’t affect me in improving my ideological and moral consciousness! You too, Hurry up and do your homework!”

    Lin Dong smiled, knowing that his mood had recovered, so he picked up the pen again.

    Although Lian Joe is inspired, the impossible is the impossible. The two stayed up all night, and after all, the math was left unfinished.

    Math is so hard!

    Just the first grade! Why is it so hard!

    Lian Qiao suddenly became deeply worried about the future studies of Honeysuckle. The next day, the morning sun came with the subtitles of “2000”, and Lian Qiao sent Honeysuckle to school worriedly. On the way, I couldn’t help but ask: “How about… I’ll ask you a tutor?”

    Honeysuckle: “Huh?”

    Lian Qiao: “Do you still have entrance exams or something…”

    Honeysuckle: “…Isn’t this just enough to take the test? Do you really want me to take a key high school?”

    Lian Qiao: “Even if it’s not for exams, it’s great to find a college student tutor and let him help with homework.”

    Little Honeysuckle stood in front of the school gate, raised her face, and asked sincerely, “Then do you have money?”

    Lian Qiao: “…” Indeed, no!

    The two of them relied on the assistance of the dean of the welfare institute to survive, and the days to come are still long.

    Although she knew that Little Honeysuckle did not intend to ridicule him, Lian Qiao, as an old father, was deeply hurt. He said goodbye to Xiao Rendong with tears in his eyes, turned around and made up his mind.

    Make money! Make sure to make money!

    Set a small goal and make him 100 million first! What can’t be **** the child, you must find 180 tutors to help him do his homework together!

    He raised his head bitterly, but unfortunately, he saw the recruitment notice hanging at the entrance of the snack bar across the road.

    Lian Qiao’s eyesight is very good, and across the road, he saw the words on it: Recruiting a chef, full board and lodging, daily pay.

    This is just for their players!

    That person also seems to be attracted by the job posting, and is carefully studying the contents of the posting.

    Lian Qiao thought that the NPCs in this world are really restored, and there are still people who compete with players for jobs, too real! However, when he looked up, he was surprised to see a…

    A bald head that can be seen.

    Shaved head, monk robe, cloth shoes. That tall figure interprets two words from beginning to end:

    Monk.

    …to beg for alms?

    Lian Qiao did not expect this scene to be completed so highly that there is actually a high-level NPC like a monk who can beg for alms. He stood blankly behind the monk, intuitively feeling that this is an important person, and maybe some additional bounty tasks will be triggered. Just as he was about to speak, he heard the monk shout in a rage.

    “Boss! Are you hiring chefs here?”

    Lian Qiao: “?”

    Monk: “Do you think I am successful!”

    Lian Qiao: “???”