Death Spiral [Infinite Flow] - Chapter 161
Lian Qiao sat on the toilet, flipping through the e-books in the phone boredly.
There is nothing to solve in this dungeon. It seems that it is enough to protect the honeysuckle until 2020. Downloading the encyclopedia in the mobile phone seems to only have the effect of relieving boredom in the bathroom.
Speaking of which, this is a bad habit. Even Joe was used to reading in the bathroom since he was a child. Most of his messy miscellaneous knowledge comes from toilet readings. Of course, after the popularity of smartphones, he also learned a lot from certain things.
There is no Internet in the ghost world, so he can only read offline e-books. Although rationally told him that even if he brought a power bank, the power of his mobile phone should be saved a little, but how could he not play with his mobile phone when he went to the bathroom!
As a dead man, how can he do it!
After the body has emptied the toxins, the stomach feels much better. Lian Qiao rubbed his empty stomach, and couldn’t help but shouted outside again: “Forbearance-Dong-out of paper, did you hear me?”
There is no echo from outside.
Lian Qiao’s heart is tight: Honeysuckle will not have an accident, right?
As soon as he thought about it, he could not wait to rush out to confirm the comfort of Honeysuckle. However, the cool feeling on his **** made him calm down instantly.
No…you can’t get up!
So embarrassing!
In desperation, he could only continue to shout to the outside: “Honeysu – Are you here?
Still no answer.
…Fuck! It won’t really happen!
Or… find something else to wipe first?
Just kidding! How can I use that!
Not to mention the towel rack is far away, even if you want to get a towel, you have to stand up first…
Lian Qiao sat on the toilet and couldn’t help but blame himself: his worries about Honeysuckle couldn’t make him lift his pants and stand up!
He said he loved honeysuckle, but his love turned out to be nothing more than that! He is a hypocritical scumbag!
Lian Qiao bowed her head in shame, but suddenly saw a touch of red in the corner of her eyes.
…Huh?
He turned his head in surprise, facing a pair of dark eyes in the upper corner.
“Hey!” Lian Qiao gasped for a moment.
It was a little girl in a red dress. The skin was almost translucent, and there was no blood on one face. His teeth were crooked and he gave him a mischievous smile.
There are no whites in the little girl’s eyes, only a pair of dark eyeballs. She just curled up in the corner of the bathroom with her knees in her arms, and slowly raised something towards him.
—Sanitation, hygiene, paper.
Lian Qiao: “…Fuck.”
He never imagined that there are such low-level ghosts in this world—to steal his toilet paper!
What hurts even Qiaodan is that although the little girl is only a few steps away from him, he has nothing to do with her! I can only stare like this, watching her prank succeed!
When did Lian Qiao suffer from this kind of gas!
He gritted his teeth in anger, but there was nothing he could do. This little girl is so vicious! Seeing that he didn’t dare to jump up and blast her ghost head, he actually squatted not far away with a roll of paper and laughed at him!
How can there be such a disgusting female ghost!
Lian Qiao thought for a moment calmly and made a very rational decision.
He shouted at the top of his voice: “Ren-dong-help! Haunted-ghost-la-haunted ah ah ah ah!”
At the same time, there was a sudden knock on the door. Lian Qiao was overjoyed: “Honeysuckle?”
“Uh, no.” A familiar female voice came from outside, it was Little Apple, “What’s the matter with you? Need… er, do you need help?”
Lian Qiao: “…” How come it’s you! Honeysuckle in our house!
Faced with Xiao Apple’s concerns, he was in a dilemma, and his face was sour with embarrassment.
There were only two people in this room, he and Honeysuckle, he didn’t lock the door when he went to the bathroom. If he is willing to accept Little Apple’s help, the door handle will open as soon as he twists it… But the problem is, he is not willing!
He doesn’t even want to open a seam!
Then he’ll be dirty! Not worthy of honeysuckle!
But what can I do if I don’t ask Little Apple for help! He can’t be suffocated on the toilet by a roll of toilet paper!
It’s all the honeysuckle! Where did the honeysuckle go? Is it true that Ren Dong doesn’t love him anymore, and actually doesn’t help him get toilet paper!
Thinking about the placement of PLAY these days, even Qiao felt more and more aggrieved, her mouth flattened, and she was about to cry.
The little apple outside the door suddenly said again: “Huh? Where have you been?”
A clear and soft child’s voice replied, “Go get the toilet paper.”
Honeysuckle!
Even Joe’s expression was instantly lit up, and the whole person came to the spirit. He couldn’t help shouting outside: “Honeysuckle! Come and save me! There are ghosts here!”
“What?! Is there really a ghost?” The first to answer was Xiao Apple, she said in shock, “You wait! I’ll call someone to help!”
Lian Qiao: “Damn! Don’t! No! You let the honeysuckle—” Before he finished speaking, he suddenly realized that the little honeysuckle was only four years old now!
How to help? Could it be that the little honeysuckle is carrying a crowbar that is taller than others to fight ghosts?
Lian Qiao glanced at the corner desperately, and found that the smile on the corner of the little girl’s mouth was even more rippling.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, how can this female ghost understand people so well! Completely grasp my weakness!
Just as Lian Qiao was at a loss, Xiao Ren’s winter-like voice sounded again.
“It’s okay. He’s joking, you go out first.”
Apple: “But…”
Honeysuckle: “This is his hobby. He just likes to act like a baby on the toilet, ignore him.”
Apple: “???”
Lian Qiao: “??????” Acting like a baby on the toilet? ! How is this hobby full of bad connotations?
Lian Qiao instantly made up a hundred thousand words indescribable picture, and couldn’t help but swayed.
But the next second, he suddenly remembered that there was a spooky and vicious little girl staring at him in the corner, and he wilted again.
There were soft footsteps outside the door, and it was honeysuckle.
Lian Qiao asked nervously, “Is she gone?”
Honeysuckle: “Go.”
The door handle was turned and the bathroom door opened. Lian Qiao shyly clenched her legs, pointed at the female ghost in the corner, and complained, “It’s her! She stole my toilet paper! She bullied me!”
Little Honeysuckle turned her head to look at the corner, her **** and white eyes blinked and said, “Huh?”
Lian Qiao: “…?” Why is there no surprise on your face when you say “ah”?
Little Honeysuckle rubbed her eyes, stared blindly at the corner, and said sternly, “I didn’t see anything.”
Lian Qiao: “…” is a good read. (Note)
Lian Qiao stared at Little Honeysuckle suspiciously, the only information I could get from that face pretending to be afraid was: Honeysuckle’s acting skills are really bad!
While vigilant against the female ghost in the corner, Lian Qiao took the toilet paper handed by Honeysuckle, quickly wiped her ass, pulled up her pants and jumped up.
After Ren Dong delivered the paper, she just went back to her desk to continue her studies, as if she didn’t notice anything unusual in the bathroom.
Lian Qiao walked out of the bathroom and suddenly remembered that she hadn’t washed her hands, so she couldn’t help but hesitate. He didn’t want to turn his back to the little ghost and wash his hands in front of the sink. God knows what he’ll see in the mirror…
But when he looked at the corner again, he found that the corner was empty. The little girl is gone.
…Huh? Did that really go away?
He looked up and down the whole bathroom in disbelief, then ran into the bedroom, studied the whole room carefully, and was convinced that the vicious little girl was really gone.
Could it be that this female ghost really came out to steal toilet paper… After the prank was successful, she left decisively?
Doesn’t kill anyone?
Lian Qiao was inexplicably empty.
He returned to Honeysuckle in confusion, puzzled.
According to Lian Qiao’s habit, if you encounter such a ghost in the dungeon, you must be killed on the spot. But this little girl is a bit special. She doesn’t seem to have any malicious intent… Ahhh, there is no malicious intent. Stealing toilet paper is malicious!
But her malice seems to be limited to this…
To be honest, even Joe was trapped on the toilet just now, let alone no weapons at hand, he didn’t even wear pants. If the little girl really wanted to do something to him, even Qiao would never have had a chance to resist, and it would have been too late to ask for help. However, the female ghost was really just squatting in the corner to watch him laugh. The more embarrassed he was, the happier she was.
What a naughty little girl?
After thinking about it, Lian Qiao suddenly felt relieved.
“You’re right,” Lian Qiao sighed, “I may be a real person who has a habit of thinking. If it is in the game, encountering this kind of NPC, many times you don’t need to face it. She relies on dialogue to unlock plot clues or hide straight lines. And this kind of kid who is easy to fight at first sight, maybe it is fishing law enforcement. It doesn’t seem to be lethal. When you really kill her, she may It will self-destruct, engage in a full-screen attack or curse or something, but it will hurt even more.”
Little Honeysuckle put down her pen, turned her head sideways, and looked at him thoughtfully.
Sure enough, as long as he calms down, even Joe can think of this. His sense of play has become instinctive, allowing him to subconsciously avoid many dangers. In the dungeons of Russian nesting dolls and esophagus, Lian Qiao has fully demonstrated his talent as a gamer.
But in this instance, Xu Rendong clearly felt that he was anxious.
Because of some unresolved anxiety, even Joe was always in a hurry. Once there was a possible danger, he rushed to the hard point without thinking, lost his rational judgment, and instead detonated a bomb that would not have exploded.
Lian Qiao naturally didn’t know what Ren Dong was thinking, so he asked in surprise: “What’s the matter?”
Xu Rendong smiled and said, “It’s nothing. I just realized that I haven’t heard about the game for a long time.”
Lian Qiao sighed: “It’s true that I haven’t touched the game for a long time. Your body hasn’t been fully nourished yet, but the dungeon time has come, how can I care?”
Xu Rendong showed a look of memory, and the corner of his mouth evoked a smile: “I remember when I first met you, you were very excited every time you played the dungeon. Everyone is suffering. As long as you are alone, you seem to be really happy. In it. So much so that I often wonder if you are the big boss behind the scenes hiding your identity.”
Lian Qiao was helpless: “Isn’t this because I thought I was hugging a thigh? You were so kind to me in the first copy, and you said that you were the boss of Jiuguan… I thought I can happily follow you.” He angrily poked Honeysuckle’s soft little face, “How do you know that you are a fake boss, you don’t live up to your name. You are already about to collapse, but you still have to grit your teeth. Saying I’m fine, I’m fine. Alas! I can’t imagine what kind of hard life you had before you met me.”
Honeysuckle: “I haven’t entered the dungeon before I met you, and it’s not so hard.”
Lian Qiao: “…”
His tenderness was blocked by the straight man’s speech, and he felt a mouthful of old blood choked in his throat. Can’t help showing a helpless smile: “You…”
Honeysuckle said: “Fortunately this is the last book. When this copy is over, we will…”
Lian Qiao blurted out: “Go back to your hometown to get married?”
As soon as the words came out, he immediately realized that he had set up a flag and quickly shut up.
The elderly Xu Rendong didn’t get this stalk, and he was slightly startled when he heard the words: “…married?”
Lian Qiao felt that this topic could not go on, and was thinking of changing the subject, but saw Ren Dong frowning, thinking for a while, and then said: “It’s not impossible if you want to get married. We can handle immigration, Go to a country where **** marriage is legal to get married. But the wedding…” He hesitated, “Your parents are people of status. It may be difficult for us to have a formal wedding.”
Lian Qiao was stunned. He subconsciously wanted to say that I didn’t mean that, but looking at Ren Dong’s serious expression, his heart suddenly softened and hurt. Speechless for a while, he silently hugged Ren Dong into his arms and sighed, “You, why are you so painful?”
Honeysuckle is inexplicable: “Didn’t you say you want to get married?”
Lian Qiao chuckled: “Okay, let’s get married. When you grow up, we’ll get married.”
Honeysuckle: “…”
He looked down at his chubby little body, and then remembered that he was only four years old at this time. It is really out of place to say such words with the face of a child. With a flushed face, he pushed Lian Qiao away and said angrily, “Don’t disturb me, I’m going to read a book!”
Lian Qiao smiled and stopped bothering him, opened the e-book he had just read halfway through, and continued reading.
This book is called “Angela Carter’s Bizarre Tales” and tells the author’s collection of bizarre stories from around the world. It feels a bit like a fairy tale collection like “The Thousand and One Nights”, but the content is very bizarre, full of three-dimensional explosions and eye-popping plots.
Lian Qiao saw a story about rabbits, and a strange feeling suddenly flashed in his mind.
—By the way, did he just say “I didn’t enter the dungeon before I met you”?
That said, “Matryoshka” was the first copy he encountered. But why…
Lian Qiao recalled and found that the memory was a little fuzzy. He remembered… that Ren Dong’s performance was amazing. After entering the book, he found all the buttons and elevators within half an hour, so when he declared himself a boss, no one doubted him.
Although in the second copy of the esophagus, he confided the truth to Lian Qiao, saying that he was a fool in Jiuguan, but…
“…huh!”
The author has something to say:
Note: Stick reading: stick 読み, means: 1. When reading Chinese, there is no return reading according to the rebate, but a direct reading method. 2. The dialogue in the play lacks emotional ups and downs, as if reading aloud.