Destroy Your New Life Repair It Destroy It Again By Doing Crazy Things While Screaming Yolo - 28 A human? Like, of the human species? An earthling? Like, from Earth?

In the previous episode…

-I was smoking spliffs and eating space cakes while a bad guy with three personalities …

-A hippie, a bad guy and a third personality.

-Hey, don’t interrupt me to add precisions!

-Well, it’s the goal of my existence, I’m called “Narrator-bis”!

-Shut up! So, I was saying… I was smoking spliffs and eating space cakes while a bad guy with three personalities was planning a Machiavellian plan aiming at…

-Killing Merlin.

-But I learned than the third personality was an earthling! And this is there that we’ll get back to our story.

-By the way while I’m at it it’s not a story so normally there shouldn’t be any “In the previous episode”.

-Shut up! Just shut the fuck up!

So…

While I’m whispering to myself, the earthling is starting to answer…

-Well, imagine that the Earth is a planet on the edge of the Milky Way, galaxy part of the supercluster Laniakea, somewhere in the universe.

Not able to take it anymore, I interrupt him:

-Hmm…

-Yes?

-It seems important to add that the Earth is a planet of the solar system, the third closer from the Sun and the fifth bigger, as well in size than in mass, of this planetary system of which it is also the more massive of its telluric planets.

-Hey! It’s pure copy-paste from wikipedia!*

-Yes and then? The author is still lazy it’s a fact! You thoughts he was going to write the dialogues of the MC himself?

-You score a point.

-Oh, and also, there’s something important I need to know.

I change of langage and speak French:

-You’re a human?

-Oui.

I pass to English:

-Like, of the human species?

-Yes.

I pass to Spanish:

-You’re an earthling?

-Si.

I pass to German:

-Like, of the Earth?

-Ja.

I pass again to French, having a little doubt about something:

-You like sucking dicks?

-Oui.

I ignore the English as everyone knows it, and I pass to Spanish:

-You like sucking dicks?

-Si.

I pass to German:

-You like sucking dicks?

-OH NEIN! NEIN NEIN NEIN!

I pass to English:

-So you say yes without checking what I say?

-Sauge meinen großen Schwanz gefickt!

-I understand what you’re saying.

-Scheiße!

-It would be good for the readers to not be forced to translate every five minutes, and the author is starting to be tired, so we’ll go back to the local language.

-Hmmf…

He seems to be in a sulk.

-Well, otherwise, can you tell me what you’re doing here?

-Well, it happens that…

*Well it’s copy pasted of the FRENCH Wikipedia… The English Wikipedia has a different definition xD.