Destroy Your New Life Repair It Destroy It Again By Doing Crazy Things While Screaming Yolo - 41 50 shades of steel OR a not very shared joy

It should be the 150th cycle right? I tried everything to escape but…

-Naughty! Naughty kid!

Amon is making me lying on the edge of the bed and spanks me with the edge of his sword… Quite happily I don’t feel my butt anymore. Can’t he realize it’s been more than 50 times that I’m escaping and almost 100 times he spanks me?

-Fuck, my ass is not dirty, right, can’t you use your hands at least? Have a bit of respect for traditions, shit!*

Without all my OP powers, I have about the strength of a 10 years old kid. When at the same time not only he is older but is also full of upgrades.

As for why he’s spanking me…

-It’s bad to use bad language! Naughty!

He’s talking to me as if my body was even younger than it is already… I am not 2 and my body’s not too fuck it! I lost the count of years, but it should’ve been around 11-12 years that this body is born no? And I’m not talking about my soul… Being bawl on by a kid almost three times younger than you is a particular feeling…

The worse is certainly his eyes full of stars while he’s doing that… I wanna puke rainbows right now!

Who gave him such an image of parental education??? Yet I remember that his novel was quite the opposite, lax to death, no?

Authooooorrrrrrrrrr! It’s forbidden to edit a mc just for a crossover!

-Liron approves, and anyway he already took out the popcorn.

AAAAAHHHH! NOOOOOO! DON’T LET ME HERE LIKE THAT PLEASE!

-By the way, did I tell you the name of the plot? It’s 50 shades of steel.**

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I don’t know what went into Amon’s head (or rather in the plot) but now he started acting in a totally creepy way.

-You name is Politeness.

-No fuck my name is Moar shit!

And each fucking time he fucking whips my ass with his fucking sword!

Seriously shit!

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My resistance is eroding.

It’s scary.

It’s stranger and stranger and I think I’ll never recover from it.

What he’s doing is not sticking to his character at all holy shit!

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I… I am… Moar…

Moar…

Moar…

Moar…

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Poar…***

Poar…

Poar…

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Politeness…***

Politeness…

Politness…

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###Report n°5: Funny Enough###

>> Creating YouTron… Address : YouTron.Ul…

>> Blass detected to be cute by simulated brain…****

>> Generating Blass videos…

>> Cker detected to be ugly to the point it is satisfying to see them die…****

>> Generating Cker videos with “Michael Bay” module…

>> To augment efficiency, combining both is essential. Generating videos with both Cker and Blass…

###End of Report###

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*What tradition?????? He just wanted to do some trashtalk xD.

**As for why steel…

***The huge advantage I had for once is that Politeness and its French equivalent (politesse) are very close.

****Blass are cat-men in a furry way but starting from this chapter they are kemonomimis. Anyway it’s a extinct species in the rp. The Cker are big magic slug (well they got a society, they rank individuals and are intelligent but well…)

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That chapter was supposed to be done sunday but I overslept.

I had to search for famous sentence about 50 shades of grey for this chapter… I feel like I’m gonna throw up… I didn’t find anything I can use too… So in the end I had to use the most horrible I can use I can remember: your name is stench. Note that this sentences comes from a parody from the Kassos (youtu.be/zrCeO8xIPbA).