Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food - Chapter 277
Before Gou Liang went to Long and talked about his life, the other day he came to the door.
Yesterday Long Yao walked very simply. The loyal demon waiter really didn’t worry about his situation. He waited downstairs early in the morning until the curtains of Gou Liang’s living room opened and there was a movement.
“Master, good morning. Did you sleep well last night?”
As soon as Long was concerned, seeing Long Yao wearing an out-of-fitting nightgown, he had a word of criticism to little humans.
A good night’s sleep has made Long Yao in a good mood. While listening to the sound of Gou Liang preparing breakfast in the kitchen, he rarely admired Long one by one: “Why are you still human?”
Long Yi hearted, and responded firmly: “Master, other demon servants have returned to the enchantment, but the king is not assured that you are alone in the human realm, so let Long Yi stay with you.”
At that time, if the master breaks down, any monster can open the enchantment to minimize the disaster.
“Well.”
Long Yao didn’t bother to look at him again, waved his hand, and said, “From now on, don’t appear in my sight, let alone let me smell the disgusting smell on your body, understand?”
Long Yi, who is full of arrows, “… Yes, master.”
He was about to leave, and Gou Liang, who had prepared a simple sandwich and milk for breakfast, pushed out the door and walked out of the kitchen. The strange scent of food belonging to the human race made Long look around consciously, and Gou Liang noticed him and said, “Mr. Long Yi is early, have you had breakfast?”
Before waiting for Long to speak, Long Yao stood up from the sofa and went to Gou Liang, saying, “He has eaten.”
With that, his dark red eyes quietly looked at Long Yi: “Right.”
“……Correct.”
Long Yi, who has hundreds of years of life experience in human society, maintained his final courtesy and said goodbye to Gou Liang.
Gou Liang handed the tray to Long Yao. Some wonder: “Mr. Long Yi, I want to ask you for help, I don’t know you …”
“Say, he will agree.” Long Yao said, glancing at Longyi again, “Right, Longyi.”
“To tt.”
He just felt like he had been hit 10,000 times.
Gou Liang showed a grateful smile, took an object from the room and gave it to Long Yi, saying, “This is a medicine that I have developed to improve the purity and taste of the aura of the human race. Could you please test the effect Except for you, I don’t know whose taste and understanding of human aura is better than you. “
Long Yi heard that this kind of baby, although very puzzled why Gou Liang did not hand over a professional ethnographic agency to obtain a patent, but found himself, but in the face of the majesty of the host, he agreed without asking anything, saying that Gou Liang waited for him Good news.
When he left, Long Yao took a bite of the sandwich and asked Gou Liang cheerfully, “Do you really like Long Yi?”
“Why do you ask?”
Gou Liang froze and asked in amazement.
Long Yao looked at him with a smile: “You look at Long Yi’s eyes too softly, what bad idea do you think, huh?”
Gou Liang was innocent, and Long Yao saw that he didn’t talk or say anything, he would always know.
After having breakfast, the guardian Gou took out the information of Fairy University very professionally and explained the situation with Long Yaowo on the lazy sofa.
“From tomorrow, you will report to Fairy University. The number of hours is a very important indicator of the residence permit assessment, so I hope that there is no special situation, do not skip school, can it be done?”
Gou Liang said.
Long Yao flipped through the materials without any interest, and frowned as he saw the course schedule from morning to afternoon above.
“I do not want to go.”
He said simply.
Gou Liang did not control his temper and went on to say, “There are many elective courses at Fairy University, but there are only six final exams. You have no problem with these three subjects: human language, daily use of technology products, and Reiki absorption control tests. I do n’t think it ’s difficult for you to learn common sense, social etiquette, and conventional laws. As long as you study hard, you can pass the exam soon, and no longer waste time in school. ”
Long Yao was cheering up, “Can I take the exam anytime?”
Seeing him look like he will apply for the final exam as soon as he enters school tomorrow, Gou Liang said with a smile: “There is no bad record after one month of enrollment, you can apply for the examinations of various subjects according to the individual wishes of the students. However, you should not underestimate these Examinations that despise human wisdom will one day suffer. “
Obviously Long Yao didn’t take his words seriously, Gou Liang knocked on his forehead and said, “I can ask for you. Before, my service target was no smarter than you, but each subject got the best A +, don’t be an exception. “
Long Yao took it seriously, and said with high morale: “I will let you know how wrong it is to compare me with those stupid people.”
Gou Liang chuckled: “I’ll wait and see.”
After explaining the school’s affairs, Gou Liang pulled Long Yao up and said, “For a change of clothes, I will take you out to buy clothes, as well as some daily necessities you need. If you have other things you are interested in, you will also buy them. “
After a pause, he said with a smile: “Don’t save money for me, there is no upper limit for this reimbursement, my most distinguished guest.”
“You treat me as your client?”
Long Yao asked dangerously.
As if Gou Liang didn’t notice the change in his tone, he smiled and said, “Please don’t doubt my profession. Of course, I personally would like to know you as my closest friend.”
“How close?”
Long Yao asked.
Gou Liang pushed him toward the bedroom and said, “It depends on your performance, baby.”
After changing clothes, Gou Liang looked up and down Long Yao, chose a scarf from his closet, and easily tied a handsome knot.
“So handsome, I’m afraid no one dares to accompany you on the street except me.”
Long Yao smelled the smell of Gou Liang on the scarf, and smiled on his face, praising him: “Courage is commendable.”
Gou Liang took out a scarf of the same style, and wrapped it around his neck. He looked back at him and said, “I have confidence in my impeccable beauty, don’t you think so?”
Long Yao laughed, and cleverly did not deny.
But the eyes of the masses are ruthless. Although Gou Liang’s body does not look bad, compared to Long Yao’s impactful handsomeness and powerful aura, the light of fireflies cannot compete with the sun and the moon. Like Hui, the eye-catching rate has plummeted.
Going out of the men’s clothing store, Gou Liang strode forward and flew away, sending them laughing and laughing several meters outside, and yelled out to the manager who was next to them. He was hit hard along the way. Muttering: “What good it is to be handsome, but not discount.”
Long Yao couldn’t help laughing anymore, and all of the men, women, children, young and old, down to three years old and up to eighty, were bewildered. The two women standing in front of them couldn’t remember to turn back downstairs, and fell straight a few steps away, probably because they felt lost in front of the handsome guy, and regardless of the frightened security guard came over to help them and support each other He got up, covered his face with a handbag, and fled the scene quickly.
Gou Liang: “… It’s not because of SSS’s face value, I lost.”
The smile at the corner of Long Yao’s mouth was two points deeper, and Gou Liang couldn’t help raising his hands and rubbing his face. He couldn’t hide it and said, “Don’t smirk. I was looked at by so many people. “
Long Yao paused, as if he hadn’t noticed anything wrong with Gou Liang, a guardian, holding his hand down, and restored his usual expression, but his voice was full of smiles. “I see, I will try not to let you suffer in the future. But … this is probably difficult, unless you don’t accompany me in any public places.”
Gou Liang froze, and was led by Long Yao to take several steps to react. The deep meaning in his words was: as long as I am by your side, I cannot help but smile.
Gou Liang’s face immediately filled with a bright smile, and immediately a little girl covered her mouth and screamed, “So cute!”
Long Yao shot like a flash of electricity and raised Gou Liang’s scarf up to cover half of his face. Only the eyes full of smiles were exposed. Hiding the two guilty little pears, he felt less irritable, but still dissatisfied: “It takes some consciousness, it seems like more than one of me.”
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Gou Liang narrowed his eyes. “Let’s go and take you to feel the technology of the human race.”
He took Long Yao to the Science and Technology Museum, which is the most popular place in the city, where photo-realistic games, photo-realistic movies and various technology products can be experienced here.
For Long Yao, who is a pure blood demon, these things can’t arouse his interest at all, but seeing Gou Liang screaming in the photorealistic bungee jumping, hot blood in the photorealistic game, and laughing in the photorealistic movie It seems that it is also good to play with a “professional full-level” guardian.
When they were almost playing, Gou Liang took Long Yao to the Fairy University to get familiar with the route and environment in the afternoon before returning.
Everything I bought today has been delivered. I visited the door neatly. In addition to these things, it seems unexpected but it doesn’t need to be too unexpected that Long Yi waited outside the door.
Compared to the glorious look when he met in the morning, I don’t know what he experienced on this day, but his expression was a little embarrassed. The superior eyes were dark, and he even flinched when he saw Gou Liang.
Long Yao immediately became curious. What Gou Liang gave him in the morning was able to scare the strongest demon servant under his father’s throne.
“Master, master, there is something to report.”
With that, he glanced at him, looking alert.
Gou Liang still had the kind smile in the morning, as if he didn’t see his fault at all, and said, “You guys are chatting, yes, and I would like to ask Mr. Long Yi to send these things to the living room, please.
Longyi: “… You’re welcome, Mr. Liu.”
Even though he was reluctant to admit it, his answer was unconsciously a little respectful.
When Gou Liang entered the door, Long Yao hung his hands around his chest and asked with interest: “Long Yi, you’ve encountered a royal monster, so embarrassed.”
“Master, please change to a guardian. This person is terrible, even more terrible than the royal monster!”
Long Yi prayed from his heart.
Long Yao raised his eyebrows, and suddenly raised his hand to tear off one of Long Yi’s hair, and soon he glanced into Long Yi’s memory.
Because of Long Yao’s order, and because Gou Liang said that the potion was an aura flavor enhancer, as soon as Long left, he tried to find a human race with a good taste.
After injecting the medicine, sure enough, the human body smelled dozens of times stronger.
Long was so surprised that he couldn’t wait to hold the little human’s hands to eat. The next second–
“vomit!!!”
Long, who had tasted this kind of dark cuisine, spit it out on the spot, spit out almost the entire stomach, and finally suppressed this nausea.
He hurriedly tore up the enchantment and returned to the demon tribe for medical treatment, but all the demon doctors said that his taste, tongue and body had no problem at all.
However, the tragedy didn’t end here. Long Yi found that he ingested other human beings-even the tributes of the demon tribe and delicious 99% of human food, there was only one taste that made him feel bad. Only when smoking the same kind did this happen again.
Hair was discarded, and Long Yao wiped his hands. Although the contract of the human world suppressed most of his magic powers, he was still stronger than the average monster power.
Long burst into tears: “Master, this human is too dangerous. I can’t let him stay with you.”
Long Yao couldn’t help showing sympathy to the poor waiter, “I’m curious, why did you offend my guardian?”
Longyi has been thinking about this for a whole day, but he has only seen both sides with Gou Liang, and he has no chance to offend. Therefore, he can only think of this man’s bad intentions.
Seeing that he couldn’t ask why, Long Yao waved his hand and said, “He who is joking with you, don’t take it seriously, go back.”
Ryuichi: … Master, are you serious ~~ o (> _ <) o ~~
Long Yi was sent away, and Long Yao used a little magic power to put the items in the doorway into the living room. He curiously asked Gou Liang the same question, but Gou Liang did not intend to confuse him, only humming and said, “I am so cruel and horrible that I am afraid of myself. You should be careful in the future.”
Long Yao laughed, so he said he had a little expectation.
The next day, Gou Liang accompanied Long Yao to go through the enrollment procedures. When he saw Long Yao reluctantly left with his mentor, he felt a little bit gloated.
Unexpectedly, he has had the opportunity to watch his husband go to school through several worlds.
When he got home, Gou Liang relished watching Long Yao in the system monitoring. He was not a good student, but Gou Liang’s previous account was clearly in his mind. Although he didn’t listen to the lecturer, he focused on teaching. Self-learning in software.
His outstanding appearance has undoubtedly caused a sensation in the school, but no matter how low-key he is, there are still some fairies who recognize his identity. Without publicity, he will not allow those ignorant nymphs to offend him. What happened.
When Gou Liang came to pick him up from school, he met his colleague.
“Sister Xiaoqiu, come and pick up the little raccoon after class.”
When Xiao Qiu met him, and felt a stomachache, he finally had a chance to ask: “What is your new customer? I didn’t know when I inquired in the group.”
She is really curious. The little fox spirit she serves is an A-level aristocratic demon, and her status in the demon clan is not low, which can make her respectful to that point. But this level of ordinary people seems to have no reason to become a client of their firm.
Gou Liang shook his head and whispered, “It is the friend of the director who got rid of my care and has little relationship with the office. Don’t ask.”
Xiao Qiu didn’t ask any more. She was turning the topic and wanted to ask him a few business questions. The appearance of Long Yao made her consultation come to an end again.
“what are you doing.”
Long Yao glanced at Xiaoqiu, recognizing that the guardian of the annoying little fox spirit that night, standing so close to Gou Liang again, an upset in his heart.
Gou Liang and Xiao Qiu said goodbye, stepped forward, smiled and reached out to him: “I’ll pick you up and go home.”
Long Yao grabbed his hand and said, “Don’t lean too close to others, the bad smell on that woman’s body will stick to you.”
Xiaoqiu who hasn’t walked away yet: “…”
Gou Liang’s hand in his pocket stretched out and knocked him politely: “Pay attention to the politeness of speaking. I doubt that you will be able to pass the social etiquette test smoothly.”
Long Yao whispered, if it wasn’t for Gou Liang’s request, he would be too lazy to take such a boring exam.
He wants to live long in human society. Is anyone still afraid to send him away?
When he got home, Gou Liang took off his jacket, and then handed the mobile phone to Long Yao: “The content of today’s homework has been sent to my mobile phone. You obediently go to the living room to do the homework, I will cook.”
“what?”
This is the first time Long Yao has heard of such a thing.
Gou Liang grinned, showing a big smile: “Don’t doubt your hearing, you can’t finish your homework and don’t eat, kid.”
Long Yao: “…”
Waiting for Gou Liang to make dinner, Long Yao, who was looking through the photo album in Gou Liang’s mobile phone, did not do a page.
Gou Liang did not teach him, and after taking a meal together, he took Long Yao to the study to supervise his homework.
Watching Long Yao copy the math problem from his mobile phone to the paper and scribble the answer, his impatient face under the lamp accidentally overlaps with Shi Yu in his school days.
This long-lost feeling made Gou Liang feel fresh for a while, but he missed it for a while.
At that time, he was lying on Shiyu’s shoulders and asked him to imitate his handwriting to write his homework, but now he is holding his hand like a severe parent to urge him to write the scribbled handwriting …
“Little pit?”
Gou Liang suddenly looked back, and opened his eyes slightly to look at Long Yao, for a moment he was not sure if he was hallucinating.
Long Yao raised his hand and poked Gou Liang’s pear vortex with a pen end, and smiled happily: “Xiaokenger, what do you think of this nickname? It’s much smaller than anything.”
Gou Liang opened his mouth, and suddenly he couldn’t laugh or cry. It turned out that he had been secretly thinking about this problem since last night.
He laughed slowly and said warmly, “Coincidentally, I think so.”
Long Yao’s smile suddenly deepened, and the bitter hatred of homework disappeared. He suddenly held Gou Liang on his leg, pointed his head against the paper and said, “Little pit, I won’t do.”
Gou Liang: “…”
well.
It is he who blame the dragon, this guy’s skills of cymbals are simply racial talents!