Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food - Chapter 293

If Gou Liang knew that he would endure a thousand years of fasting when he came to this world, he swears–

Well, it’s too late to be blind.

At this moment, our weeping protagonist was squatting on the edge of a rotten fortune teller of a blind priest, looking sadly at the fan-headed Taoist priest and … he had this white dog stuff on his head.

No matter how many small circles you draw on the ground, you can’t change the fact that the abominable little dog has occupied the peak of dog life.

[Master, obediently, I ’m going to accompany you to play games, so I wo n’t cry. (* ^ __ ^ *)】

The system talked about the sincerity of comfort, and did not hide its gloat.

Anyway, the master is no longer violent in this world.

The reason is very simple. No one here can see and hear our most lonely Gou Xiaoliang-including his favorite husband and the one on his husband’s head.

The Xuetuan Gou Liang ignored the choice, and first talked about his family’s prosperous beauty still husband.

Name: Li Qing Shenjun

Sex: Male

Age: Life with the world, no test

Height: 196cm

Appearance coefficient: ★★★★★

Intelligence coefficient: ★★★★★

Physical fitness coefficient:

Health factor: ★★★★★

Potential: SSS level

Current favorability: +1.

This is the world where Gou Liang and Lord God met for the first time.

Gou Liang also heard some past events from his mouth.

As the Lord God said, Gou Liang, who looked like a small milk dog that year, had caused him a big trouble for the first time, making him have to spend thousands of years to make up for his mistakes.

This is the reason why a divine monarch in the dignified heaven appeared in the world and described it as so downcast.

At that time, the monarch Li Qing visited the barren border of exile and imprisoned all demons in accordance with the rules. Although this place was a barren exile, it was set up outside the Nineth Heaven for the peace of the Three Realms to deter all demons. Hell.

The only exit from the barren border is to the Three Gods Island of Jiuzhongtian. Although the gods do not take these prisoners to heart, but in order to avoid the fallen gods and the all-powered demon to disturb the tranquility of Jiuzhongtian, Tianjun ordered the three gods. Visit regularly.

At that time, Li Qingshou should not be on duty, but Tianhua Shensong saw a peach blossom demon in the demon tribe, and devoted himself with all his diligence, so that Xianhe sent the letter to Li Qingsong to help him.

The wild frontier was as usual, but on the return journey, the prince Li Qing accidentally found a black hole that was about to erode the enchantment of Jiuzhongtian and the wild back. He glanced over in the past and missed his whole life.

From the black hole, a rushed white hair group ran out of his head, and banged his head into his arms. Then he took a sip in the robe of the emperor Li Qing and bit off several purple gold threads.

Things are bad on this purple gold line.

This is to talk about the special status of Li Qing, the emperor.

No one knows where he comes from, he lives with heaven and earth, and it’s hard to say that he was the beginning of all gods. And the robe he wore was born in response to the heavens. Every time the immortal soared, a purple gold thread was born on the robe, which was tied to the immortal bone. When that immortal fell, it would disappear.

In other words, if Li Qing is unhappy and tears his robe to play, the gods will have to die.

He was in charge of the pantheon. He should have been the master of this heaven and earth, but he had a weak nature and did not love directors. This was because the gods set up the heaven court and established the heavenly king.

The robe was expensive and unparalleled, but as far as Li Qing was concerned, he was casually dressed. He never thought of putting a lot of protection on this robe.

Once the alliance between the magic and the heavens hit the platform, the master of the ten squares knew the interests of the robe, and joined forces to destroy it.

The prince Li Qing, who has always not interfered in the war, frowned after being awakened, and did not know what to do-Jiu Zhongtian rumored that the prince just put his sleeves down-in short, the ten-party demon lord fell down and the spirit and spirit were destroyed. . Only then did the heavenly court achieve an overwhelming victory, sealing the imprisonment of all demons in the barbarous great achievements.

The strength of Li Qing’s monarch undoubtedly gave the gods the greatest sense of security.

But who would have thought that the peace of millions of years would actually be defeated by the milk teeth of a small dog.

Lord Li Qing looked at the little milk dog for a few moments, but I do n’t know what he thought. Even the gods tried to curse the culprit. The capital stopped him, and he kept this very threatening little milk dog beside him and became love. Pet.

As for the disconnected purple gold thread, even if saved by Li Qing, the ten gods who did not suffer innocent people fell. But after all, the immortal bones were broken, and they could only be reclassified as immortals if they were allowed to reshape the Confucian system.

Lord Li Qing atoned for his family’s love, and accompanied him to the human world, pointing to those unlucky eggs to climb the road and strive for an early robbery.

At this time, it was the tenth day of the Lord ’s death, and he was a Maoshan Taoist who was blind and blind.

Gou Liang couldn’t compare with the calmness and longevity of the monarch. No one was in front of the fortune-telling booth. The stalls selling rouge and amulet papers selling fruit were lively. The gaping Pu Fan, touching a string of sandalwood beads engraved with tiny scriptures, and a group of unknown creatures on top of his head, were happy and relaxed.

After a few hours, the sun climbed to the middle of the sky, the other stalls rested, and the blind fortune-teller’s fortune-telling booth had a visitor instead.

Here came a group of jealous guys with heads and brains, walking with a bravery of the army. Leading by was a skinny male brother in red and green shaking a gold inlaid fan, patronizing the fortune-telling booth, only to write on his face, “Brother is here to find the difference.”

Seeing this situation, the stall vendor nearby reminded the blind people that they didn’t dare to say a word, and they all cleaned up their stalls and cleared the market consciously.

The group of uncomfortable followers can pick and choose the fruit and fruit stand. The owner of the stall has to nod his head with a smile and thank the others for rewarding his face. He was shaken to allow the cart to go.

Brother Gongzi made a stop in front of the fortune-telling booth, closed the fan and pointed at the head of the poor Taoist priest, and said, “Taoist, is this snow dumpling yours?”

Daochang did not stop shaking the fan. He smiled kindly and replied, “My son knows this little thing?”

“Not really.”

Seeing his good attitude, my brother thought that this time it was also a silver ingot, so he inserted the fan into his belt and reached out to take a silver twelve full-sized silver ingot with him, holding it in his hand, playing with his eyes. Looking at Bai Tuanzi, he said, “I watched this puppy early this morning, and fed him a bowl of superb bird’s nest. The original road was unowned, and he said that he would stay with me to finish playing before feeding. He ate it. Good guy, I ran away after eating my head, which made me find it. “

Of course, this is not the whole truth.

The younger brother accidentally saw the little snow-dog like a snowball in the street, and more specifically, the bright red on his forehead, he was so fond of it that he was determined to seek home to raise it.

No, I waited for a few days at the place where I met the little puppies. I finally waited for it today, and rushed to give it a lot of delicious food.

Unexpectedly, the puppy lost his shadow with a swipe of his mouth. He sent many family members to look for it, but he was finally found.

Now looking at the little milk dog lying on the head, the lazy, dear, looks envious of him.

Brother Geng snorted. “Unexpectedly, there is a master.”

Jealousy overflows in words.

This bear child is one of the unlucky fairies.

Just because he was the youngest son of the owner of the Purple Dan Palace, he was half stung, and he was not in the mood to refine the alchemy, and he broke the nine-level heaven’s elixir, so he asked the gods to take him to the upper limit unscrupulously. Xu’s first green channel was granted to this.

But I do n’t know if it was caused by the evil fate. The brother saw the snow dumpling and fell in love with his eyes. He did n’t know it was the culprit who made himself miserable.

For this snow dumpling, Gongzi also put on a kind attitude and said, “It’s better to do this. Gongzi looks at this little thing is very eye-catching, if you would like, thank you for another twelve silver. If you don’t want to say, Just lose my bowl of bird’s nest. Hey, Xiaoyou, tell the Taoist chief, what should I do? “

Behind him, a thinner, thinner smiled and said, “Return to the son, the bird’s nest is used by our old lady. It’s not unusual, only the blood swallows given by the queen mother-in-law. “

“This way, my son hasn’t noticed, how can I have a good life now.”

Brother Gongzi threw away his silver and looked embarrassed for Dao, and then he smiled suddenly: “Master Dao, this boy has never loved to be embarrassed. So, don’t charge you thousands of gold, count as twelve gold, you see how is it?”

The blind man has not spoken yet, the little sister named Xiaoyou has clapped his hands and said, “Good son, you are so kind.” What a fart, straightforward, those elegant circuitous Yes, the father-in-law doesn’t like to listen.

The blind man still smiled, “That’s the case. The boy didn’t know. The dog was originally picked up by the poor in the barren mountains, and he was kept beside him when he was hungry and cold. The boy was rewarding him with riches, it was him The blessing of this money is absolutely impossible. “

Gou Liang heard a straight pout on the side, and you were too entertained to be a great master.

My son-in-law listened but was very happy.

His puppet, who likes to pump his whip, always said that he was killing people in the fish town, but he didn’t know he was the one who did not like to embarrass these ordinary people.

No, finally there is still an understanding person.

Gongzi is in a good mood. He should give silver to everything he says, and twelve extra tacks on his clothes.

After this approach, the brother-in-law discovered that the priest was originally a blind man. He wanted to know his identity, so he didn’t hide from him like he saw the street vendors just now.

He didn’t talk to the Taoist too much, reached out and hugged the puppy on his head and left.

Xiao Yansheng was afraid that the puppy would scratch him, picking up good words and coaxing Xuetuo to pass his hand. A group of people came to the next street, and the scattered street vendors came back to find it.

After asking the blind priest, he knew the truth, everyone shook his head and shook his head, saying that this little county king was getting more and more incredible.

——As for the twenty-two silvers, the blind priest naturally didn’t mention it. People who are single-handed and weak are pregnant with their sins?

Let’s talk about the second unlucky god.

Originally it was not his fault, so Xia Lijie also picked up a good number of lives and made him reborn as the youngest son of Long Princess Mansion. Now in this four or nine cities, he is a figure everyone knows.

Qin Maoma, a young boy, entered the family, and the handsome champion Yuanlang and the five-year-old elder princess married the family and beauty after they became married, creating a good story.

Princess Palace has three children. The eldest son resembles a grandma, and he is not only full of gentleness and rationality in reading poems, but also very capable. The eldest daughter is notorious and elegant, she has both talents and looks, and her married wife’s family is also the best door. After becoming a grandmother, she did not hear a bad word.

Only the youngest son is ridiculous.

It ’s just a bad idea to be a stubborn dog. I ’ve been fooling around with cats and dogs since I was a kid, and I do n’t do anything serious. This is not the case now.

But this little boy is a little better, and this benefit is enough for him to walk in Kyoto.

Qin Sangong looks like him-he is carved out of almost a mold today.

The emperor loved him, and under the age of ten he made an exception to the county title. The emperor lost his mother when he was young. He did not have any help from other families. He had to endure the hard times. In retrospect, he could not find a trace of sweetness, and he was always willing to condone the flamboyant character of King Qin Xiaojun. Once, make up for a youthful year.

So who dares to mess with him?

The sun was pungent in the noon, and the small vendors gathered under the big banyan tree at the street for a gossip. Of course, the most talked about was the event of the battle of King Qin Xiaojun.

When the words passed into the Princess Palace, things turned into a small county king who smashed a street with more than a hundred people, beat and kicked dozens of poor people, and finally-snatched a milk dog cub.

What a reason!

The horse-rider jumped angrily, and the horsewhip was stopped by the old mother and could only be pulled on the table. It crackled and yelled, “Mother, you can’t stop me this time! You can remember him if you see him!” The moral of being a little bit? Teach him the words of a saint and eat it all into a dog’s belly! “

“I didn’t do anything with a long face for me in Chengri. He just asked for Liu to gamble and drink, and I didn’t hinder him too much, but you can hear what he did? The guard of our house is In order for him to be dragged into the neighbourhood, to kill the people in the country? Just to grab a dog, he will be disturbed! What ridiculous things will he do next ?! “

Ye Maye has been a white man for a lifetime, but for this inverse, he has been carrying an unjust debt, and when he thinks of it, he has to draw him.

The old lady persuaded: “You have to breathe out first, and send someone to ask why it is not too late.”

“What to ask, and who to ask?”

Master Ma sneered, “You don’t have the skills next to your grandson. Everyone on the street said that he gave him a smile in his face. He didn’t dare to mention it. Fairness. Oh, he is so capable, I am so blessed! “

Talking on the table, he pumped a few times again, his face flushed and his neck thick.

The princess heard the sound across several corridors, and quickly speeded up. When she entered the door, she was relieved when she hit the table.

The first princess took the thick whip towards the husband, and the long princess said, “What’s wrong, what kind of temperament is this big? This table is made of rosewood, and I ordered to carve your favorite Buddha lotus. If you look at it a bit more, it’s a pity that it was ruined. “

Master Ma has always respected and loved his wife, and also knew that she was good to herself but did not hang her lips to let herself know. In this case, she heard that she was wasting his wife’s good intentions, and looked at the table moved by her subordinates. More than half.

“I’m fainted. The princess is not upset. I won’t do it again next time.”

This was not the original intention of the princess. She thought that her husband would lose his temper with the table and chairs, and the whip might be drawn on the son’s fine skin and tender meat.

It ’s just that it ’s not the time to tell this. She just staggered the husband ’s hand, smiled, and held the old lady on the main seat first, and served the tea in person. Then she tilted her son and smiled, “Fang Congmin I did n’t know what had happened back there, but I guess it must have been this little **** that caused his father to get angry and not to mention his mother ’s trouble. ”

When the old lady heard it, she thought it was right.

Although the daughter-in-law here is respected, she is used to being a man. This is not, after a drizzle, looking at the son who was already anxious, he recovered his gentleness, remembered that he had pleaded guilty with the old mother, and stared at the shouting young son to apologize to the old mother.

Seeing the little grandson shrinking his head and not listening silently, while the father was drinking tea, he secretly blinked and laughed at his grandmother and mother. The old lady was also happy, and asked her granddaughter about her granddaughter.

The county master from the princess married to Hou Fu, everything was fine, only slightly unsatisfactory on the daughter-in-law.

It seems that my mother-in-law has thought about adding incense to the candidate, but it prevents the identity of the county master from speaking, but there are always some verbal knocks on the weekdays, which make people feel uncomfortable.

Fortunately, this time, the heavens felt regretful, and finally got pregnant.

The eldest princess said that her daughters were all well-dressed and dressed. How could her in-laws take care to describe it? Even the uncle who never participated in the topic of women also showed a satisfied smile.

Seeing that his mood was getting better, the princess asked her son what lawsuit he caused today.

Xiao Jun Wang hurriedly told the matter and called Qu Dao: “My son never hit the street and hit people. He also had a good deal with the dog’s owner and gave him enough money. But in the afternoon he had to make an appointment with Sun Qiqilang … You know he and I do n’t deal with it, that ’s why I brought some people to support the scene. There is really nothing to do. ”

Previously, Ma Ma was going to hit him. He did not explain it, just because Ma Ma is a man who believes that most people are truth. It is useless to argue with him, it will only irritate him even more.

However, a mother-in-law is always willing to believe in her son, and the princess glanced at her husband, and then said with a stern expression: “Even so, it is not yours. Buy a dog and take it with many people. I don’t know that I will think you are bullying. Good thing. Your father always teaches you to think twice before you do anything. If you think about the consequences, you know that you should assign people to the racecourse first, and it is enough to bring one or two young people to buy and sell.

He also said, “Listen to your father’s teachings, and keep in mind. I don’t know how many people are outside. I wrote a post asking your father to give you a word of silence. You must not be in the blessing.”

Ye Maye coughed, held a tea cup, and covered the corner of her mouth that was raised high.

King Qin Xiaojun looked at the secret music in his heart, knowing that today this pass is over, and he repeatedly pleaded guilty to his father. He vowed that he would remember the teachings of his father and mother and never dare to commit it again.

The long princess replied to the grandfather Ma, “Father, it ’s normal to draw him with a few whip, but today he sent a letter to Houfu in the palace, saying that his mother missed Miner and this little jerk, and they went into the palace. Sit back. This rotten boy loves to sue his emperor’s grandmother the most. He didn’t have to turn back to arrange yours. Isn’t it? I might as well punish him to copy a few sutras, just to take his honor to his emperor’s grandmother tomorrow. “

Ye Ma felt that this was a wonderful move. When he saw his son’s painful face, he smiled and nodded his forehead, and instructed him to show him the Buddhist scriptures early in the morning and then put them in the palace, so as not to degrade Swen. In fact, he just didn’t let his son be lazy, said it was punishment, and turned back to coax his mother to fool himself.

Ye Maye left Shi Shiran on his back, and by the door, Gou Liang was already stunned and stunned.

Master.

At this time, the image of the long princess in Gou Xiaoliang’s eyes was glittering.