Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food - Chapter 296

A hundred-year-old tree stands in the courtyard of the Yellow Character School of Lin’an College.

When my brothers who entered the Xuanzi Academy received the newly arrived students here, they always told them:

“This tree is the same age as our Lin’an College. It was the first planted by the mountain chief. It was the treasure of the college. In the past, summer, the cicadas on this unique tree were most lively, but since Li Fuzi came to the college, No one heard the cicadas screaming on the tree. “

After hearing the stories, the students and brothers were wondering, and asked what teacher Li Fuzi was and how it related to him.

At this time, the brothers would warmly tell the younger brother that Li Zizi was very quiet. When he came to the academy ten years ago, he looked up at the tree and said “No noise,” and the tree was quiet for ten years.

Is there such a strange thing? !!

When the brothers and sisters were amazed, the old brother would wave his hand on the ground, and said with a deep expression: “This is nothing, you will know it later.”

Li Fuzi’s legend is immortal at Lin’an College. It won’t be long before the teachers and brothers will hear many deeds about Li Fuzi from your mouth.

For example, at this moment, there are many people under the treasure tree, and they are all talking about the same person.

“There is really no cicada, Master Li is so wonderful!”

“It’s just the sound of cicadas, haven’t you heard about Master Li?”

“I heard my brother say that if Li Fuzi is a bad word, whoever is going to have diarrhea the next day, is it true?”

“You’ve heard it too, this is absolutely true! My elder brother is studying here, and he is saying that, if you are not afraid, you can try it for yourself. My elder brother has also specifically explained to me that he was in the class of Li Fuzi Don’t stare into his eyes more than three times, or your eyebrows will disappear the next day. “

“I also heard that a brother used to insult Li Fuzi as a pig in the grove, and the next day, the words” I am a pig “appeared on his face. It was not a stroke or written on it. It ’s like growing in meat. It took three months to disappear. “

“Master Li …”

Legend has been circulating among generations of students, “Li Fuzi” is the best topic for new students to climb friendships.

Gou Liang lay on the trunk and heard his mouth straight. He couldn’t help but kick the little milk dog lying on his feet. Master Li came here to cook for the dog.

The tiptoe did not accidentally pass through the little milk dog’s body, but the police felt that it was holding it up, looked around, and then crawled back again, lazily flicking its tail.

When I first arrived here ten years ago, the little milk dog said goodbye to the exclusive chef who had been training for decades, and was sad for a while.

The master who became a master for some reason refused to feed him. It was useless to coquettishly. In the end, he cried eagerly, and the master just cast a magic trick on this tree, and the wood and moon vomited the essence of the sun and the moon. edible.

The so-called cicada disappears, of course, also the ghost of this food dog.

The dog has a fixed food, but it is unhappy.

Because the Master’s palms were reluctant to let it be a nest.

The only Gou Liang who knew the truth was that he would never tell him that his nostalgia for Danyang Xianjun was the original sin.

Yes, Master Li is so stingy.

Today, however, the master finally released his mouth and promised that as long as it waited obediently in the tree and waited for him to pick it up and run around, the palm of his hand was still his, and his chest was his, too.

Thinking of it, the little dog’s tail fluttered into silhouette.

At this time, the students under the tree have talked about Li Fuzi’s pet dog.

This topic did not exist in previous years, and many people did not necessarily know that the magical Li Fuzi had a magical dog for four years in the academy.

As the only breaking news, the students who talked naturally attracted much attention.

He raised his head and said leisurely: “The elders in the family have been in the academy for more than twenty years. There is nothing in the academy that he does not know.”

Gou Liang glanced, oh, it turns out to be the grandson of the old man.

Laotingtou, the servant of the academy who served the flowers, knew a lot of secrets.

“Li Zizi’s pet dog is not an ordinary dog ​​…” The student in Tsing Yi lowered his voice and said mysteriously: “It is the mountain **** of Linshan. If it pleases him, never say that Jinshan Yinshan is the high school champion It will make you wish. “

The students listened, you look at me, I look at you, and finally cast a distrustful look.

The student in Tsing Yi was anxious, “Did you think you were opening a river under the letter? This is true. The dog **** is a bit of a stone. As long as it wants to do it, it can’t do it!”

“My brother is in a hurry, I didn’t believe it.”

The students said so, but their eyes were totally different.

The student in Tsing Yi felt insulted. “Believe it or not, just don’t blame you. If you are lucky enough to meet that dog god, don’t make him angry, otherwise … hum.”

After all, the sleeves took a long leap.

The students laughed at it, but didn’t know that this was telling the truth.

The protagonist of the story of Dianshi Chengjin is the grandfather of the student in Tsing Yi, the old man’s head.

The old Ding Tou firmly believes in ghosts and gods. This old illiterate loves to learn and is very practical. One day, the teacher in the academy told a story of stone and gold. He buried a stone under the treasure tree and kneeled. With a sincere wish.

The little milk dog thought it was interesting. He exchanged a piece of broken silver for his stone and surprised the old man with his head.

The old man loved greed and cheap, planted the silver back, and wished for a piece of gold.

The little puppies haven’t been tired of this game, and they have completed him.

The old man bowed and thanked, and planted all the silver at home with the new gold, hoping for a good harvest. Unexpectedly, what was left to him the next day was a pile of broken stones.

The old Dingtou then regretted his insatiable greed, and how he cried and failed to get the forgiveness of the mountain god.

When I was sad, I found another flower farmer drinking in the academy, so that said, the flower farmer clasped his hands and said, “Old man, don’t you know, the puppy near Li Zizi is our mountain **** in Lin’an?”

The old man’s head heard that he had awakened most of the wine and hurried to ask him.

Inu god, this is something the old ladies of Lin’an College don’t know.

They all know that Li Fuzi’s legend has nothing to do with him, because the dog **** particularly loves him and protects him, so others say that Li Fuzi is not, and he will be punished.

The old man got the pointer, he killed the chicken at home, and bought a few special dim sum. He set up a tribute under the treasure tree and reverently.

The movement was a bit loud, and Li Fuzi heard that night, and the next day, the old man found the broken silver in the pit he dug.

I don’t know if I still cherish the gold. In short, every year after that, the old man will come to the bottom of the tree and put a roast chicken on it.

The students under the tree talked back to Li Fuzi. They did not take the words of the students in Tsingyi to heart, only one person listened to it and remembered it in their hearts.

So, that night.

A fat student placed two roast chickens in the old place where the old man put his tributes on his knees. He knelt down on the ground with his hands folded, and said something in his mouth: “Master God is on, please worship the students.”

Gou Liang: “…”

These second-generation gods are destined to escape the curse of the little milk dog.

“I heard that you like to eat roast chicken. The students deliberately bought it from Shifangzhai under the mountain for you to taste. If you don’t like it, I will change it for you next time …”

The fat man rushed, saying that the opening remarks were about to enter the whole, and he heard a footstep approaching.

He was startled, hurriedly blew out the candle and got up and ran, remembering it, he knelt down and bowed in the direction of the treasure tree for three weeks to plead guilty, and then went into hiding behind the tree.

I don’t know if he was too fat or scared. His panting sound was heavier than the footsteps of the people, and he thought he was hiding.

Gou Liang expressed concern about his IQ.

Walking slowly with lanterns, it was the legendary man in the academy, Master Li.

He didn’t expose the poor man’s stupid hide, raised his hand, and said to the tree, “Go home.”

“Wang!”

A white puppy came out of the dense canopy, and threw it cheerfully into the Master’s arms, happily flicking his tail. Its hair glows brightly in the night, and with just a glance, it is known that it is not ordinary.

The fat man’s breathing sounded even more. He clenched his hands with excitement, staring at the back of one man and one dog with a burning gaze, determined in his heart.

-He wants to please the dog god, at all costs.

In this way, the little fat man set foot on the ascendant road set by the God.

Gou Liang looked back, then looked at the carefree little milk dog and the master who had deep knowledge and reputation in the hands of the master, and quietly gave the little fat a wax.

This little fat man is undoubtedly the second generation of God.

This is the son of the God of Wealth Temple. He was reborn a hundred times, and the gene that his father fortune inherited from him will never change.

Without the intervention of the gods, the fat man had lived up to a lifetime.

The immortal emperor pays attention to one who rises first and then suppresses, first sweet and then bitter.

The fat man was born rich and wealthy, and fell into a beggar when he was young, and finally died in order to grab a piece of silver and was trampled, but his father was broken.

Inquiring about everything, I learned that the dog of Li Qing’s lord likes glittering babies, and specially prepared a mountain of gems for him to play, only to win this opportunity.

The fat man in this life was also rich and rich, but because of his poor performance in his previous life, his family began to fall shortly after this birth, especially when his father was killed by a bandit while running a business, and his family hated his father. He was blamed for the deteriorating life of the family.

After a few years, in order to save the family’s rush, uncles closed their belts several times. The nemesis became longer and fatter.

Later, a Taoist priest was called to tell his fortune, saying that the fat man had sucked the luck of his family into himself, which only mean the family members, and the orphans and widows were swept away by the uncle.

Of course, the fat man knew that his uncle wanted to be greedy for the property left by his father, and only hated others for being weak and unable to keep his family business.

The bumpy fate intensified his obsession with money. He vowed to regain his father’s property, vowed to be the richest man in the world, vowed … Eat a roast chicken every meal.

Alas, think about it this way, he and the Inu God are so attached to each other.

The fat man touched his empty stomach, swallowed the scented roast chicken, and walked away step by step.

The next day, he went back under the treasure tree and looked for it. It was sure that the dog **** smiled and accepted his tribute, and suddenly he lost his eyes.

Well, he took another step towards the richest man.

In the sea of ​​consciousness, Gou Liang retracted his gaze from the small fat man’s trembling fat face.

The fat smile of the fat man did not infect Gou Liang. He turned back to the picture of the big blind spot dizzily, and there was no light in his eyes.

“Master, don’t you go to see the teacher today?”

The system asked in surprise.

Gou Liang glanced at him lazily, and leaned back on the sea of ​​consciousness without speaking.

The system ran over with short legs and squatted beside him. “Master, what’s the matter with you? Anything unpleasant to say … uh, are you really unhappy?”

The system put a smile on his face and asked carefully.

Gou Liang was quiet for a while, then said quietly, “Today, the master gave the dog and child a good morning kiss.”

“……what.”

This matter is over.

The system silently moved the short legs to try to stay away from the owner of the negative soul burst table, but it was still a step slower.

Gou Lianghuo sat up, pinching his fat and humorous face, and said fiercely, “He kissed that dog, that dog! How long will it take for me to live in such a doggy day!”

The gourd of the runaway could not bear it.

Do n’t tell him that the dog is a past self, just because of the evil nature of that dog, do n’t even bother to be one with yourself!

To make matters worse, it is him who is now isolated by the world.

According to the development of this plot, does he still watch his husband and the dead dog dear dear rolling sheets?

He couldn’t bear a kiss on his forehead, he would rather choose a dog belt!

The system reminded him weakly: “… Master, you are a wolf, not a dog.”

“Go!” Gou Liang was angry. “I can’t stand it anymore. What do you say?”

“Otherwise, let’s bear it in another position?”

The system sincerely recommends.

Gou Liang: “… hey, I was crazy to discuss this with you, and brought me the main system.”

The system trembled and called the main system.

After a while, the system’s eyes rolled garbled. The main system of the successful upper body opened the door without waiting for Gou Liang to say, “I have no right to do anything in this world, sorry.”

“What do you mean?”

Gou Liang looked at the main system suspiciously.

The main system sighed and sighed. “It means that I enter this world just like you. It is something outside the laws of this world and nothing can be done.”

Gou Liang took a deep breath, he had already tried it, and the system props were also invalid here.

“Do you mean that I won’t be able to merge with that stupid dog on the battlefield until thousands of years later?”

Never tell him that this is true.

The main system shook his head, and before Gou Liang was happy, he heard him say, “I don’t know, I said, I don’t have the authority to intervene and understand everything in this world.”

Gou Liang gritted his teeth: “Then you tell me, what is the fragment of the consciousness of the Lord God who came with me, when will he wake up?”

“I’m afraid …”

The main system hesitated.

Gou Liang narrowed his eyes, “You think about it before you talk, if I know you’re hiding me from doing bad things …”

Gou Liang’s fingers suddenly suffocated with a ray of black gas, and the main system was suddenly creepy-the power of darkness!

“I I said!”

The main system is going to scare urine, this threat will really kill the system!

“Hum, you say, I listen.”

Gou Liang played with the dark air at his fingertips, and smiled on his face.

However, the main system did not appreciate the “friendliness” he deliberately expressed, and said scalply: “I only know that the consciousness of Lord God’s consciousness in Lord Li Qing’s awakening posture is different from that in the previous world. What eggs are used. “

Gou Liang: “… Are you talking?”

Main system: “…”

What’s the look of despair on your face, please don’t complain!

Gou Liang: “So, what the **** am I doing here? Watching my husband and that stupid dog’s daily life? Hehe.”

The last laugh fully reflected Gou Liang’s irritability.

The main system shrank its neck, and fled without much effort, leaving the dizzy system alone to face the burning universe of Gou Liang alone.

“Master, master?”

The system made a stiff smile.

Gou Liang pursed his lips, and suddenly recovered a smile, put the system down, and gently fixed it to a small suit.

System: The host is terrible! !! / (ㄒ o ㄒ) /

Fortunately, Gou Liang did not intend to toss it, he stood up, stepped out of the sea of ​​consciousness with a gesture of rushing to the battlefield, and then-a wolf fluttered and ran to the teacher’s great treasure who was giving a lecture.

It’s useless to think more, he has to act!

Isn’t that just kissed the hair face, I asked for ten times! What’s wrong with kissing the air? It doesn’t hurt to stupid that stupid dog ~

Don’t ask him why he knows that dog can feel his presence, he won’t admit that stupid dog is him, huh!

The little milk dog who was lying on the tree trunk snoring suddenly stood up when Gou Liangxu embraced the master.

“Wang!”

The Master heard his fury roar and turned to look at it. The cub was already in his arms.

The little milk dog eagerly grabbed his clothes, crawled up, squatted on the master’s shoulder, his nose swayed eagerly, and made a low, immature roar.

Seeing him like an enemy, the Master swept across Fangyuanli with God’s consciousness, and saw nothing strange, so he kicked him off his shoulder.

“I’m teaching. Don’t make a mess.”

That being said, the tone is not too harsh.

Gou Liang has gone from behind the master to behind him, hugging the master’s waist, lying on the master’s shoulder, and licking towards the master’s neck.

“Wang!”

The little milk dog suddenly exploded.

The pair of eyes sealed by the **** suddenly opened and suddenly turned into ice-blue eyes. At a glance, he saw the side face of the master who was sulking and smiling at it–

“Alas!”

The little milk dog issued the first wolf howling in his lifetime, his claws lifted, and he flew towards Gou Liang quickly!

Just listen to it.

The master turned back, and saw the puppy cake on the wall slip to the ground, leaving six unwilling paw marks on the wall.

From the wall to the corner.

“…”

The master coughed, turned away, and didn’t laugh.

And Gou Liang.

——Ha ha ha ha ha ha have the ability to bite me ha ha ha ha hurt each other ha ha!