Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food - Chapter 302
The prince’s pet dog runs away from home.
The gods of the Ninth Heaven sighed and sighed at the cloudy sky.
After waiting for a few days, it didn’t clear up. The gods didn’t think it would work like this. They asked Tianjun to explore the tone with Xuanwu God.
Xuanwu shrank in the turtle’s shell, and the three sticks couldn’t make a sulking fart, but Tianjun said something in his mind.
Tian Jun said: “If there is a place where I can use it, Jiuzhong Heaven and Earth would like to go to the fire and dance for the **** king, and never die.”
The reason is this reason, but he hasn’t died yet, where can I get another one to serve the gods.
However, if this matter is done well, it will indeed be a great achievement …
Xuanwu Shenjun secretly pondered to make Tianjun calmly and impatient, and then he turned to see him.
“Lord, why is it so troublesome? The old slave is willing to solve your problems.”
Lord Li Qing has never had such a difficult time. Now that there are people who can discuss it, he will tell things to Xuanwu one by one.
“…”
Xuan Wu listened and felt that things were difficult.
The dog’s ancestor had a terrible temper. If he let him know that he had watched his joke, he would be light on one paw.
But looking at the eyes of the host with high hopes, Xuan Wu, a think-tank man, couldn’t tell how to solve the bell, but also had to be someone who didn’t itch the bell, and immediately racked his brain.
But after thinking about it, Xuanwu did not think of a way to sew the dog’s ancestor glass heart.
However, he was also a little anxious, and frowned at the moment and said, “Lord, the old slave can put it aside for this matter.”
“Right now, the Lord knows where the little dog **** is? It ’s even worse if it ’s in the world. It ’s important to know that if the little dog **** is waiting for the Lord to look for it in this world, I’m afraid we should be in a hurry … “
Before the Lord heard him say it, he disappeared.
Xuanwu felt a sweat, and hurriedly greeted his grandson to think about the future countermeasures.
This helper is the right one!
Xuan Xuan had an idea soon after hearing it, so he and his grandfather shared it.
Xuan Wu thought it was very feasible, and his heart was relieved at once, and he crossed the river to dismantle the bridge, sending his grandson away.
He squatted back to the temple and waited for the Lord to coax the dog ancestors back before offering.
Locking the whereabouts of the dog cub is not difficult for the prince. After all, he has been around for so long, and the dog cub has his breath on him.
But he never thought of it, but after a few days, his bear child would become so sloppy.
The puppies squatting by the lake were “thin” so pitiful that they could only cover the belly with their tails.
The **** is almost distressed.
Seeing the dog seeing himself, he turned his head immediately, and he hurried forward.
“Little guy, how do you …”
The prince hugged his own pet and groped up and down. All the small fats with a good feel were gone, and all the hands were fur.
“Woo.”
He doesn’t like, dislike, dislike.
I’m ugly, ugly, ugly.
The blood-red thick barrage rolled over, and the dog with a big chest suddenly felt the world dark.
It had just confirmed to the lake a few times just now—the slender limbs, the slick, slippery hair, the light and muscular muscle lines, and it all fell in love with itself.
It was full of thoughts that the new “beauty” could stunning the world of the monarch at a glance, but the reality gave it 10,000 crit.
In addition to the distress in the eyes of the prince, there was only disbelief and self-blame.
… is not fascinated at all.
It turns out that “dwarf fat round” is the aesthetic of the god.
What a cruel reality! !!
Gou Liang seemed to hear the dog’s world view shattered, and almost couldn’t help laughing.
No one knows better than him how much he has done in order to lose weight during this time.
After running away from home, he secretly pledged that he would not return home when he was eighteen.
But soon it was discovered that this was a task that couldn’t be completed at all. No matter how hard it tried, Xiao Ding was still a shy body that disappeared as soon as his belly fell down.
So the cub was thinking hard and thinking.
——Can’t change the size, it can change the reference object!
——It must be that the belly is too spectacular, so its majestic lining is small!
The “suddenly realized” dog cub hated the fat on his body. He could lie down and never sit and eat, took out the perseverance of Yugong Yishan, the courage to break the cauldron, and the courage to eat the soil without losing his lightning. .
Kung Fu is worthy of care, it succeeded!
When the cub decided to return to Jinjin with a weight of ten pounds, Shenjun could not wait to find him.
Gou Liang saw that he had changed from a noble white-haired dog to a dirty stray dog, and quickly ventilated it.
So when Shenjun arrived, the dog cub just washed himself, shook his hair, and was facing the lake with a bad smell.
But he did not expect that imagination and reality were not the same thing at all.
Where does the prince know that the fragile heart of his bear child is broken again? Seeing him lying on the ground and covering himself with his tail tightly, thinking that he is still having a temper with himself, he is busy lifting his tail to coax him.
“Small thing, Ben Jun is wrong. Go back with Ben, okay?”
So, after so much effort, it’s still a small thing …
The dog of suspicion has left sad tears.
“Well, hahahaha!”
Gou Liang couldn’t bear it now, holding his stomach and laughing.
The teardrop fell into the lake, and the king did not know what to do.
Seeing that he couldn’t help it, Shenjun immediately took the dog and returned to Jiuzongtian to find a helper.
“Xuanwu, you come in.”
The speed at which the prince came back was unexpected.
He had just sent his grandson, and before he had returned to his original form, he called from the temple.
The voice was still anxious.
Xuan Wu had never heard such a tone as Shenjun, and he dared not delay and got up quickly.
“Lord, what do you have–“
Xuan Wu’s opening remarks were not finished, but was interrupted by the god’s eyes.
Lord Li Qing threw the pot to the former think tank, which means Ben Jun could not coax well, you must think of a way.
Xuanwu stunned.
The prince turned slightly to the side, and then he saw the dog ancestor who was hiding behind the prince and burst into tears.
The tear egg was extraordinary, and the gods could hardly resist confusion. Xuanwu just looked at him and was numb by the majesty of the majesty of his scalp, his face changed greatly.
“speak.”
Seeing him standing still, the Lord reminded impatiently.
Xuanwu came back to God.
For a moment, he felt like he was getting light and drowsy–if he had slept like this, he would have no chance to wake up.
This dog’s tears are so powerful, what is it …
A flash of vigilance flashed through my heart, but Xuanwu quickly suppressed the worry in my heart, and passed the problem before me.
Fortunately, he was prepared and did not disappoint the Lord.
He said: “Lord, if it ’s for physical signs, little dog gods don’t have to worry about it, old slaves have a feasible method.”
This sentence successfully attracted the dog’s attention.
“Speak quickly.”
Seeing her pet poke her head out of her tail and raised her ears, she had forgotten to cry, and the prince sighed with relief.
Xuanwu smiled and said, “Lord, count, the little dog **** is thousands of years old.”
He asked it knowingly.
The prince knows that he always likes to play tricks, and the more circuitous he speaks, the more confident he is.
I did n’t know that he was tagged with the Xuanwu God, and still he laughed and said, “So, it ’s time for the little dog **** to transform. At that time, as long as the **** is a little bit more, the transformed form can be whatever he wants, no need to worry.”
Transformation?
When the dog heard it for the first time, he looked at the **** with doubt and curiosity.
Shen Jun understood the meaning of Xuanwu in seconds, nodded slightly, and waved him back.
Xuan Wu was sad again.
——The Lord is busy coaxing the dog’s ancestors. This is not a good time to invite merit.
When he left, the prince took the dog and carefully wiped his tears.
Then he bowed his head and kissed the dog’s forehead, and saw a gleam in his eyes, and a smile appeared on his face.
“Wang!”
I want to transform, to transform!
The dog bit his arm with his head, expressing his strong will.
But God can point to all the souls of the world, but it does not include it.
The mind had long anticipated that the prince still tried it once.
Divine power submerged into its brows and red lines, and it really was like a rock sinking into the sea, without any effect-alas, except for the dog who hasn’t eaten for a long time, sighed and stared at him with scorching eyes.
“Wang?”
When he saw his hand go away, the puppy cocked his head in doubt, didn’t he continue?
The prince looked at his little eyes hot, but not as brazen as before, begging for food, a little feeling of loss in his heart.
But if the mountain is not me, I will go to the mountain.
The prince calmly condensed the divine power at his fingertips, and combed his fingers to smooth his hair.
Smell the pure divine power, the dog cubs drooling indiscriminately.
Where is it unwilling to be close to the Lord of God, the stubbornness just now is completely a consequence of weight loss.
And the food couldn’t withstand such a degree of twitching, and before holding it for two seconds, he whispered and turned his fingers around the Lord’s fingers, eagerly licking it.
Gou Liang looked at it eagerly, and made up the past-not eating, smelling good.
The dog drew his tail to chase him, and saw that he could not drive away without delay, and this guy couldn’t **** it anyway.
Even so, he still hugged the prince tightly and wrapped his lap around his waist with his tail, full of possessiveness.
At this time, the **** king was completely relieved, and looked at his little tongue around his fingers with a smile, and the numbness brought by the fingerprints on his tongue now made him inexplicably happy.
Nine days, it’s clear.
Gou Liang’s jealous eyes were red.
[Master, love to come to my arms, I come to comfort you ~]
“… Do you have to sprinkle salt on my wound?”
Gou Liang looked at him quietly.
A life that can only be warmed by the system cannot be more sad.
With that said, he returned to the sea of consciousness. The husband smiled so charmingly, but he was facing Xiaosangou, he needed to calm down.
However, soon, the words of the prince blew him up.
After feeding his pet, the prince who failed to open it said to him, “Everything is tangible. After practicing, if you realize your own way, you can become a human form with aura and change the body.”
Seeing the puppy ignorant, he swept his tail between his legs, and his innocent blue eyes looked at him, urging him to say something he wanted to know.
The Lord had paused for a while, and scattered the first lie of his life.
A big lie.
He said to the dog cub, “The fairy beast itself, that thing … is not big, and you can choose your own size when you are an adult.”
The dog’s eyes lit up blearyly!
It looked down at itself, as if to see the moment when Gou Xiaoding grew into a sky tree.
Wang, isn’t 18XX good enough?
It’s as big as it wants!
In this way, the dog cub jumped into the pit of “cultivating an adult” with one paw.
[Haha, master, you were actually fooled by such words! Hahaha, the host is so sweet! Hahahaha! 】
The system laughed silly.
At this moment, Gou Liang didn’t want to say anything.
Generally speaking, immortal beasts have been transformed for centuries, while beasts have been transformed for thousands of years.
In fact, its growth period is comparable to heaven and earth.
One thousand years is just a snap to heaven and earth. In other words, seriously, there is no difference between a dog and a baby just after the full moon.
Can you force a little baby to grow a big tintin?
Stop it!
However, he has not realized it yet. He is obediently practicing the technique of metamorphosis in the way of Professor Shenjun.
Gou Liang didn’t have the heart to tell the truth when he saw his silly bubbling smiley face.
That’s it, one year, one hundred years, one thousand years …
The dog cub was high from the king’s knee and reached waist-high.
However, that’s just it.
“Little guy, don’t worry. Sometimes everything, you are still young, is it not good to let it go.”
The prince pinched its flesh paws, comforting him a few times.
The grown-up uncle hummed from his nasal cavity, pulled his paw back, and turned his back to face him.
The prince embraced the tall pet with his hand.
Uncle Dog was already so tall when he stood up, but in the eyes of the **** king, it was still a small group nestled in the palm of his hand and needed to be protected.
In fact, he was unwilling to grow up too fast.
Like every compassionate elder, he just wants to protect the child under his own wings, and he doesn’t want him to go high and fly.
However, he has seen it all these years.
The dog ancestor of his family has his origins, but he is not as lucky as he is, and he is born as an adult.
This little thing is still long.
“Well, don’t cry.” Kiss the pet with a nerve, “It doesn’t matter if you are transformed or not. The long ones are growing. When the time is ripe, you will naturally fall in love.”
Uncle Dog is happy now.
It stepped on the king’s shoulder, his tail shook cheerfully, and the pride in his eyes couldn’t be hidden.
It’s not enough. It crosses its legs carelessly, for fear that the prince might not see it as it is now.
The **** prince was ridiculed. Over the years, his dog’s ancestors seized the opportunity to show it. He also cooperated, holding Uncle Dog off the ground, and walking as he said, “You are not yet an adult, but you will grow in the future.”
This sentence, however, poked at Uncle Dog’s g spot, and the big tail flickered.
Xuanwu saw this picture when he came over.
The prince, holding a dog ancestor looking bigger than him, took a walk in the garden, and most of his luxurious vestments were drowned in white hair.
Well, Uncle Dog is again coquettish with the Lord.
Even Xuanwu saw through it.
Since Erye Gou grew with his body shape, he hasn’t been obsessed with his original shape. Of course there are disappointments, but to say that for the transformation, nine times out of ten, all are asking for a hug from the god.
But God God spoils it. As a loyal servant, what can he do besides selective blindness.
Seeing him coming, Uncle Dog was unwilling to wag his tail, just wrapped the tail around the Lord’s waist, and then rolled back behind him.
The prince had no extra requirements on it, but only after he showed off to Xuan Xuan that he was older than him, he educated him seriously that he should not be exposed to outsiders.
The Lord has not been so severe for many years, and Grandpa Dog has never forgotten it, and dare not take it as a breeze.
“What is it.”
I was disturbed by the intimacy of the main pet, the voice of the prince was faint, but I could hear a little discomfort when I listened carefully.
Xuan Wu hurriedly lowered his head, and his tone became more respectful. “Lord, the demon tribe has a wolf demonized imminently. Xuan Xuan’s children asked the old slave to ask, the little dog **** may be interested to see.
“Wang!”
Before the Lord God spoke, Uncle Dog barked first.
It had long wanted to learn from the scriptures, or it was Xuanxuan who understood it.
The prince smiled gently, touching his fur face and said, “Go where you want to go. Remember to come back earlier, Mo stays in the demon tribe.”
He never forgot to bring a gift to the **** everywhere, and Uncle Dog’s vision has been raised for a long time, and what he can see is the treasure from the eighteenth generation of his ancestors.
Last time he went to the demon tribe, he gave the town treasures of the snake demon tribe to him.
If it wasn’t for its filial piety, and thought of coming back to offer the treasure to the gods, it wouldn’t be swallowed up. Now the snake and demon family are still lining up to jump out of Xianxiantai.
Uncle Dog scratched his head, pretending to look incomprehensible.
The prince took it to the door of the temple before letting it go down. At the end, he still whispered in his ear uneasily, “Oh, obediently, come back to me and feed you a ball of **** light.”
I don’t know why, the small things have a soft spot for the light ball, coaxing one by one.
Uncle Dog’s eyes lit up a few degrees at once, and he nodded again and again to show that he must be obedient, and after being beaten for a while with his beloved and generous God, he went to find his little friend.
The transformation of the wolf demon is smooth, but it is not enlightening to Uncle Dog.
However, after the transformation, when the patriarch of the demon wolf gave his name to the wolf demon, the uncle dog was touched.
Xuan Xuan told him: “Whether it is a monster or a fairy beast, it will have its own name after being transformed. Some fairy beasts will think for themselves in advance, and most of them are given by their elders, so am I.”
The Xuanwu tribe and Shenlong tribe were embellished by the gods, and they can be freely shaped after hatching from the eggshell, so he and Tianzhen got their names very early.
Uncle Dog also wanted his own name, but he felt that his days of transformation were distant, envious and depressed for a while.
The prince saw that he stretched his claws to play with the light ball of God, and the rare heart was absent-minded, and he only knew his thoughts after asking.
“But this is my negligence.”
The Jiutian Deity didn’t pay much attention to these foreign objects, but never thought of giving a name to his pet.
Huh?
Gou Liangming clearly remembers his name after his transformation.
It seems that his appearance still changed some things, and the name that would not be taken in advance also changed?
Thinking of this, Gou Liang looked at the Lord with a little nervousness.
Uncle Dog is full of anticipation, screaming with excitement about his upcoming name.
The prince laughed, “Only then do you remember that you are a wolf. If you don’t, then you will be named wolf, lest you forget what you are.”
Uncle Dog bent his head and thought, then shook his head again and again, “Wang Wang!”
Don’t be like wolves, they are ugly.
The prince thought for a while, and laughed: “You have come to the world, the first sound of learning is Wang, it is very fate. If not, let’s name it Gou, but the name must be wolf.”
Gou Lang?
I’ll go, don’t! !!
Uncle Dog’s head is a little bit louder at first sight—
Shut up stupid dog!
Gou Liang yelled, and then he only felt a flower in front of him, and heard a soft, waxy little milk sound in his ear:
“Liang, Liang is not a wolf–” Ah stupid dog!
Gou Liang’s voice paused, and later words were eaten by himself.
He lowered his head and raised his hands in disbelief.
What I saw was a pair of pink and white claws.
… I actually turned into a beast.
Regardless, the point is, I am finally not a wandering soul! !! !!
Gou Liang slammed at the Lord, excited to fly.
Husband, why do I want to die for you!
However, he only heard himself:
“Wang Wang Wang Wang Wang!”
The **** embraced the big white dog who threw him to the ground, and his voice was hard to conceal his surprise, “little man, did you just talk?”
“Boomy!”
I go, why can’t I speak.
No, I can’t control my tongue … well, lick it first.
Therefore, in the picture, the high-level prince was pressed by the great white wolf and licked wildly.
The prince did not push him away, thinking that his own cub was fighting for his own name with reason, and he smiled and said, “Okay, all depend on you. Then you are called Gou Liang.”
The voice fell, a mysterious traction lingered around the **** and Gou Liang, making the **** a little lost for a moment, and the big white dog’s body emitted a dazzling light.
When the light is gone, where is the shadow of Uncle Dog.
I saw a little baby-carved baby sitting on the chest of the god, blinking blue eyes blankly, opening his mouth—
“Wang?”