Distorted World: Rise Of The Black One - Volume 3 Chapter 96 6
“As: soooo…how exactly did things end up like this?”
Asher said staring at a very unusual scene occurring in his room
An hour ago…
“R: ehh? So this was the principal’s idea all along?”
“Re: shhh!! Not so loud, someone might hear you”
Regis shushed Ron
“R: oops sorry! So how’s everyone doing?”
“Re: Elise’s explaining everything to the girls, they’re probably taking a bath right now, Asher and Sieg?…well, who knows what they’re up to…”
Regis was perplexed
“R: ohh… 4 girls taking a bath together huh? Come to think of it there is a hot spring next to the hotel…hehe”
Ron began to laugh out of the blue
(Re: oh no…)
“Re: what are you gonna do?”
Although he was hesitant Regis asked anyway
“R: the one thing any true man would do…”
Ron clenched his fist and puffed up his chest and looked up into the sky
“R: I’m going to try my chances with them!!!!”
He declared as if it was a creed
(Re: I freaking knew it!…)
Regis mind stunned as he cursed himself for mentioning the word “bath” to this well known pervert
“Re: the girls are gonna kill me…”
Regis whispered
“R: we won’t know unless we try!”
Ron bolted in the direction of the hot springs
“Re: that wasn’t a motivational speech you idiot!!!”
Regis said running after him
Meanwhile…
“As: hey Elise are you here?”
Asher said opening the door to his room (after knocking of course)
“As: huh? She’s not here”
“Si: maybe she’s using the hot springs”
Sieg suggested
“As: we have a hot spring?”
Asher was surprised
“Si: yeah, you didn’t know?”
“As: CLEARLY not”
(As: this is embarrassing considering my Japanese lineage but I’ve spent most of my last life either researching or traveling from war zone to war zones, I’ve played a lot of video games during the rare few times that I was on vacation but I’ve never had the luxury of enjoying a good bath)
(As:…come to think of it, after I graduated university I’ve never set foot in Japan again except for a few times when attending conventions, but mostly I stayed in either America, Russia or Germany (when I’m not on business in conflict zones anyway), so I barely know anything about Japanese culture outside of animes and a few games like final fantasy, resident evil, death stranding etc.)
(As: although I’m not sure if all of those games were made in Japan)
“As: well I guess we should wait for her here if that’s the case…”
As he said this a loud collapsing sound was heard
The present…
Asher is standing in the middle of what most people would consider a war zone with a miniature glacier, taller than a building, protruding up into the sky facing him
“As: what happened?”
Asher said, even though his usual monotone was present he was not calmed in the slightest
Inside of the glacier were too familiar bodies with their head sticking out
“Ai: ha! That’s what you get for being perverts!”
Airi said laughing victoriously
“Sa: a fitting end for lowlifes”
Sakuya crossed her arms in approval
“E: a tad excessive but it’s effective soo…”
“Em: this is the least of what you deserve!”
Emile screamed out declaring
“Si: allow me to guess…you guys went for a look?”
Sieg asked sarcastically smiling
“R: no regrets…”
Ron uttered
“Re: why me?…”
The two fainted
“Si: PREdictable”
Sieg used an exasperated tone
“As: why?”
Asher’s left eye twitched, clenching his fists in annoyance
(As: god f.u.c.k.i.n.g dammit!)
In the end Asher had to pay for the damages
Extra scenes:
“Em: now that I look at it, Asher’s pretty handsome if I do say so myself”
Emile stroked her chin while analyzing
(Em: he always wears that black hood over his head so I haven’t been able to get a good look at his face)
“Sa: Snow White hair, curved cheeks, sculpted chin and sharp eyes…pretty impressive features for someone so young”
Sakuya appraised
“Ai: and onii-Chan looks especially good when he’s annoyed, way better than his usual death-stare”
“E: ha! Suck it ladies, I get to look at that every single day”
Elise said crossing her arms and making an expression like she’s already won
“Ai: huh!? So what? I used to look at him too”
“E: ahhh…there’s no need to be jealous”
Elise teasingly pokes Airi’s cheeks
“Ai: I AM NOT!!!”
“Si: are you guys gonna fix this or not?”
Sieg screamed out in the distance while Asher’s handing a bag of money to a man for the damages
(As: I never thought I’d say this since usually I don’t care enough, but these girls…these vixens, I ESPECIALLY HATE!!!)
Asher cursed them in his mind getting very tired of putting up with their shit
(As: where’s true gender equality when you need it? I wish I could just go back to the days when people are trying to kill me instead, at least then I can just kill them and get it over with)
“This isn’t enough, and you’re also gonna need to pay me to get those two friends of yours out of there”
“As: yes sir…I understand”
(As: this is gotta be some cruel punishment, I’m stuck with them and can’t push them away like I do other people and I can’t get rid of them either)
(As: why does forming friendship and making allies have to be so hard?)
Later…
“As: that’s it…I am gonna die, I can’t take this anymore”
“Si: calm down, it’s just an unfortunate accident”
“As: accident? She froze the entire hot spring and nearly killed all who were present, how is that an accident?”
Even though his mind is screaming Asher calmly said
“Si: well…you know how they are”
“As: that’s it, I’m gonna kill them…I’m gonna kill them all one day”
(As: first the principal endanger my life then Elise made me endure five months of painful social situations and now thanks to them I’m gonna be broke soon)
“Si: oookaay…I think it’s time for a nap…”
To be continued
