Do You Want to Touch My Fish Tail? - Chapter 8

“Song Huai, here!”

On the weekend, Gu Yang and Song Huai made an appointment to hang out together.

Since Song Huai was hit by a basketball into the hospital last time, and Gu Yang visited the hospital once, the two have not seen each other for several days.

At this meeting, Gu Yang gave Song Huai a bear hug.

Gu Yang is Song Huai’s junior high school classmate. The two have similar interests. They can wear a pair of trousers. Except for summer and winter vacations, this is the first time they have been apart for so long.

“Let me take a closer look, has my son lost weight.”

Song Huai:…

Although Gu Yang owes a bit of his mouth and has a carefree personality, he is very righteous and loves to stand out for his friends. Because of Song Huai’s affairs, Gu Yang had often confronted Li Ziqing. In addition, his own character is more public, he likes to cause trouble, and he often offends people. So after Song Huai’s death, Gu Yang didn’t end well.

Thinking of this, Song Huai looked at this good friend in front of him, feeling a little sorrowful.

Gu Yang’s hand shook in front of his eyes: “Just get hit by the ball, you won’t be really silly.”

Song Huai sneered, “No matter how stupid it is, it is better than a person who scores 7 on the math test.”

Even if the multiple-choice questions are all c, it won’t be seven points in the test.

Gu Yang rejoiced: “If you are pregnant with a cub, you still know that it hurts others, then it’s okay.”

Song Huai originally wanted to move himself for three seconds, but he was unsuccessful in moving, and rolled his eyes.

“Why did you want to go shopping today? I think you haven’t come to class for half a month. People who don’t know think you are in confinement.”

Song Huai felt that he had talked enough, but it was obvious that things were gathered by kind and people were divided by groups, and Gu Yang was also a leader in conversation.

Speaking of confinement, Song Huai suddenly thought that he is a mermaid, and the mermaid family can conceive and give birth. After he and Lu Mian get married, relying on his and Lu Mian’s excellent genes, he will definitely be able to give birth to a cute fish baby. .

Huh, huh.

Shy.

Gu Yang next to him was horrified: “I’m going to be pregnant, do you have a fever or are you pregnant? How come your face is suddenly red and you are still smiling…”

His grades were poor and his vocabulary was really not enough. He racked his brains to come up with a sentence: “Laughing so ups and downs, grinning.”

Very good, the moving value has dropped to zero percent.

“You can shut up.”

Two people walked into the mall one by one: “I’m pregnant, why did you suddenly think of buying clothes?”

In fact, Song Huai didn’t come out to buy clothes for himself this time, he wanted to send something to Lu Mian. But now there is no word in the horoscope, coupled with Lu Mian’s relatively sensitive identity, and Gu Yang is a big horn who eats carrots and cares less…Due to various considerations, Song Huai decided to hide this from him first.

“Just… just take a look.”

The clothing store in the mall just happened to have a lot of new styles. Song Huai looks good with a tall skeleton. He has competed with models in any suit. When Gu Yang saw the one he liked, he bought several sets.

Gu Yang tried a set of casual clothes and walked out, and saw Song Huai actually trying on a large suit that obviously didn’t fit.

Gu Yang shook his head: “This is not good.”

Song Huai didn’t buy it for himself, he picked it for Lu Mian. He just walked in when he saw this set in the window, and asked about the shopping guide. This is the latest model and it is sold in limited quantities. This store only has this set.

The moment Song Huai saw this suit, he thought of Lu Mian, who appeared in the suit and leather shoes that night.

He should look good if he wears it.

Gu Yang kept shaking his head next to him, but Song Huai became more satisfied as he watched: “It looks good, please wrap this set for me.”

Then, Gu Yang witnessed Song Huai’s series of crazy prodigal behaviors.

A trench coat with too long sleeves.

“It looks good, I want this one.”

Sweatpants that are obviously one size larger.

“It looks good, wrap this one too.”

When Song Huai bought the fifth size clothes, Gu Yang reached out and touched his forehead.

Didn’t have a fever either.

When Gu Yang had already fully utilized the responsibility of carrying the bag, he finally remembered: “No. You are not right!”

Song Huai was a little guilty of being drunk by him.

“You didn’t get your head smashed by a basketball! This time you were hospitalized and received red envelopes from your 108 relatives, did you?”

Song Huai was falsely alarmed:…

“You’re right.” Song Huai played his acting skills, “The days in the hospital are too boring, and now only squandering can make me feel a little bit of happiness in the world.”

Gu Yang:…

Old Valle was pregnant.

“Why do you buy so many big clothes? Give it away?”

Song Huai fooled and said, “Can I still grow longer? It’s for me, who is about to be eighteen.”

Gu Yang couldn’t help but laughed out. When he cast his eyes on Song Huai, he resisted the smile, and drew a sentence in Chinese English: “youhappyjustok.”

When he walked into a high-end shop, Gu Yang came to pick up the clothes made last time: “My dad has to take me to some kind of party, it’s so troublesome.”

Song Huai stood in front of a row of windows in the store when he was having a headache with cumbersome buttons in the locker room.

There are several badges of excellent color and luster in the glass.

Song Huai couldn’t look away when he saw one of the badges with a simple texture engraved with a star pattern.

The shopkeeper walked up to him and introduced him: “This is to commemorate the Essian War.”

The Essex War was the battle that land and Burma became famous at the age of seventeen. Song Huai was only two years old that year, but he had heard the people around him talk about it since he was a child.

At that time, the empire admiral was blown to death by the enemy, and the empire army was trapped in an interstellar storm. The seventeen-year-old Lu Burma became a temporary commander, and finally found the right direction based on the constellation of the stars and led the army to successfully break through the siege. , And also encircled and suppressed the other party.

“How much is this?” Song Huai thought for a while, feeling impolite. The value of some things cannot be measured by price, so he respectfully asked, “Can it be sold?”

The shopkeeper smiled: “It was originally a commemorative medal from my private collection. It was carved by myself. It is rare to meet a young man I like and I will give it to you.”

Song Huai smiled happily after hearing this, “Is it really okay? Thank you!”

The shopkeeper took out the badge for him: “Thanks to the general’s blessing, the empire has been peaceful for more than ten years. Today’s young people have only seen wars in television communications, but have not personally experienced them. Like you, remember. There are not many young admirals and warriors.”

Song Huai was a little ashamed of this, he was not interested originally.

Reluctantly, his future target is not doing this. In the past few days, he madly supplemented all kinds of war knowledge related to land and Myanmar on the star network. Although it is not a know-how, there is still half a bucket of water.

Marry a chicken with a chicken, marry a dog with a dog. Song Huai felt that he was really a virtuous fish.

I don’t know if Lu Mian likes virtuous people.

After Gu Yang came out after trying his clothes, he just saw what the shopkeeper handed Song Huai, and Song Huai immediately put it into his pocket.

When he walked out of the shop, Gu Yang began to ask: “What did you hide just now?”

Song Huai, who received the badge, said in a happy mood: “No.”

“I clearly saw it!” Gu Yang rolled his eyes, and he suddenly remembered that when he came to order clothes last time, he ran into Lu Chengze. Because of Song Huai’s various wishful behaviors of dog licking, Gu Yang had seen Lu Chengze upset for a long time. The other party passed by him, his head curled up pretending not to see, his attitude was extremely arrogant.

“You are frank and lenient, did you bring something for Lu Chengze?”

No matter how Song Huai explained, Gu Yang didn’t believe it very much.

Song Huai almost swears to the sky: “I really didn’t! Didn’t I tell you the last time? I figured it out this time in the hospital. From now on, Lu Chengze and I will go to the sky and we will go to each other. Understand? “

Gu Yang: “It’s best to be like this.”

Seeing his sincere attitude, Gu Yang seemed to have finally believed, and put his arms around Song Huai’s shoulders: “Speaking of which, why did you suddenly open your head? You don’t know that Lu Chengze’s dog stuff is too much. I used to think you liked it. He, I am embarrassed to say too harshly. He said he didn’t like you, and he just tried to get rid of you. He talked about the person while hanging you, didn’t he just want to raise fish?”

Song Huai, who was really raised fish: “You are right.”

Seeing that he was so sensible, Gu Yang said a lot of bad things about Lu Chengze. Gu Yang had actually said these things to Song Huai before. But at that time, Song Huai was full of Lu Chengze and couldn’t listen. Now that I have awakened my consciousness, I have escaped from the original state, and then I listen to Gu Yang saying this, the more I listen, the more I feel that I was really blind in the past.

Lu Chengze, who had been scolded by the two people for a long time, was visiting the supermarket. News related to Lu Burma was being broadcasted in the news. The footage in the news happened to be a segment of the banquet held at Lu’s house that night.

Lu Myanmar’s handsome and tall figure was shown in the screen.

Song Huai could hardly walk anymore. Gu Yang turned his head and followed his line of sight. He happened to see Lu Chengze in the lens.

Gu Yang was almost mad!

“Song Huai, are you giving up your surname Lu!”

Last name Lu? Of course he wouldn’t give up to Lu Mian easily. It is rare to encounter a man whose temperament, body and face are stumbling on his G-spot. That little frustration is nothing.

Song Huai believes that with his newly learned “Teaching You How to Be a Qualified Tea Master”, Lu Mian will definitely be able to win!

Gu Yang saw him shaking his head.

After Song Huai realized, Gu Yang made a mistake: “Hey, I didn’t mean that.”

He explained: “I’m really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really committed to Lu Chengze this time, really, you believe me!”

Gu Yang stopped: “You said the same last time, last time, do you think I will believe it if you say it a few more times?”

Song Huai looked helpless, raised two fingers, and swears to the sky: “I swear, if I still like Lu Chengze and stalk him, I will-“

“Dudu. What a coincidence, you are here too.” A familiar male voice interrupted Song Huai’s vow.

Song Huai stiffened, turning around mechanically, and it turned out to be Lu Chengze’s gentle face like a spring breeze.

Even worse, he also saw Lu Mian standing behind Lu Chengze.

Song Huai was choked and couldn’t tell. He pretended to scratch his head and cleverly resolved the vertical fingers: “Okay…what a coincidence.”

Lu Chengze walked towards them as if he hadn’t noticed the embarrassment in the tense atmosphere.

He walked to Song Huai: “What did Dudu just say about me?”