Don’t Be a Secretary For a Genius - Chapter 111

    [Secretary Office Serious Work Group]

    [Manager Zhen: Let me tell you an explosion. I held it all night, I really couldn’t bear it! ]

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    [Manager Zhen: Today is true! ]

    [Secretary Office Clerk B: Then you should hurry up! ]

    [Manager Zhen: I don’t, you question my explosiveness. ]

    [Secretary Office Staff C: I think you want to explode. Explode! ]

    [Manager Zhen: How to talk to the superiors? ]

    [Secretary Office Staff C: Does Manager Zhen have the general knowledge of such a cute and petite girl? Will not. ]

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    [Manager Zhen: Tell you. ]

    In a minute.

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    [Manager Zhen: I saw our boss was pressed by Secretary Jiang on the table to kiss! ]

    […]

    [Secretary Office Staff A: Lao Zhen, I will give you a candle. ]

    [Secretary Office Staff B: I’ll give you a bouquet of flowers. ]

    [Secretary Office Clerk C: I will help you eat more good food during the festivals. ]

    [Manager Zhen: What do you guys mean? Isn’t this news awesome? ]

    [Secretary Office Staff A: I have been working hard, I have not participated in the discussion just now, and I have no knowledge of the chat content in the group! ]

    [Secretary Office Staff B: How can you gossip in the work group? Delay my work! ]

    [Secretary Office C: Sister Lan, I have written this speech by Mr. Jing, please take a look. ]

    [File Transfer]

    Manager Zhen was holding the phone and frowned.

    Although the name of this group is “serious work group”, it is usually just a few people in the secretary’s office who gossip and gossip. What happened today?

    [Secretary Qi: Lao Zhen, look at the list of group members, there are surprises! ]

    Manager Zhen clicks on group members.

    Secretary Jiang’s portrait is listed.

    Secretary Jiang rarely speaks in the group, and Manager Zhen completely forgets that she is also in the group.

    …things seem to get tricky.

    [Manager Zhen: Hahahaha Huou Ou Ou Ou Ou. ]

    [Manager Zhen: My phone was not with me just now, it seemed like it was stepped on by a cat, did it say anything strange? ]

    […]

    [Secretary Jiang: I pressed the boss on the table to kiss? ]

    [Manager Zhen: Hahaha, I’m just making an immature joke! ]

    [Secretary Jiang: I’m Jing You, please come to my office tomorrow for Manager Zhen. ]

    [Manager Zhen: President, I have no other intentions! I’m actually a CP fan of you and Secretary Jiang! I just said these words to get everyone to join me in the groundhog squeal! ]

    [Secretary Jiang: What is a groundhog scream? ]

    [Secretary Office:…]

    [Manager Zhen: Mr. Jing, I was wrong! I didn’t mean to damage your majestic image in front of comrades! I am guilty, I kneel! ]

    [Secretary Jiang: Secretary Jiang and I, who is more popular in the group? ]

    All silence.

    [Manager Zhen: You…you are the president, it should be you. ]

    [Secretary Jiang: I just made a little immature joke, Mr. Jing is not by my side. ]

    [Manager Zhen: I am dead. ]

    [Secretary Jiang: I didn’t see it just now, you continue. ]

    [Secretary Office Staff A: ah ah ah ah ah! ]

    [Secretary Office Staff B: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ]

    [Secretary Office Staff C: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ]

    [Secretary office staff E, F, G: Ah…ah…ah…ah! ]

    The WeChat group was quickly swiped.

    [Secretary Jiang: What are you doing? ]

    [Secretary Qi: The groundhog screams. ]

    Jiang Shengyan frowned slightly and searched the Internet for the words “groundhog scream”.

    A picture of a groundhog standing on a mountain top with its mouth open appeared on the page.

    “Does this have any special meaning?” Jiang Shengyan was still puzzled.

    Secretary Qi seemed to know her troubles and threw her a picture.

    Using the Groundhog Scream—

    Seeing a handsome and handsome male star: ah ah ah ah = he is so handsome!

    Seeing a beautiful and sassy female star: ah ah ah ah = how beautiful and sassy she is!

    I saw Fan’s CP making candy: ah ah ah ah = so sweet, so sweet, the Civil Affairs Bureau will come over by itself!

    …

    Jiang Shengyan raised his eyebrows slightly.

    It’s a real life to learn.

    Today is a rest day, Jing Zhenzhu is still angry with Jingyou, and has another good fight, let Jiang Shengyan stay at Jing’s house honestly, as for where Jingyou went, she doesn’t want to Come on, just don’t hang around under her nose.

    Jiang Shengyan changed hands and sent a message to Jing You.

    [Jiang Shengyan: Ah ah ah ah! ]

    Screaming at the lovely fiancee, the groundhog, probably means “you’re cute and I like you so much” right?

    If you brag about Xiaoyou in the way of a young man, she will never think that I am old-fashioned.

    Jiang Shengyan thought so.

    Jiang Shengyan was detained, just as Jing You intended, she was holding a strategy meeting with Lu Xian in the office at this time.

    “Doctor, try poking me now.”

    “This is my first time doing this kind of thing, and I have no experience.”

    “Do it once and you’re done.”

    “It’s not good for the two of us. Secretary Jiang knows that we will be angry.”

    “I’m all for our happiness, she won’t be angry.”

    “Then I’m in.”

    “Hmm.”

    “I’m here.”

    “Hurry up!” Jing You was impatient.

    Lu Xian took an eyebrow pencil and slowly approached Jingyou’s eyes, dangling in front of her.

    Dangling.

    Jing You gritted her teeth, and after a few seconds of persistence, one of them lost control and slapped the eyebrow pencil off Lu Xian’s hand.

    The expression on Lu Xian’s face disappeared.

    “You didn’t tell me I might be injured at work!”

    Jing You showed no guilt on his face: “This is not my intention.”

    “Sooner or later you will lose my friend with a normal relationship!” Lu Xian was annoyed.

    Lu Xian has classified the relationship between the two from “friends” to “friends with general relationship”, and the next step is “people you know”; an acquaintance”; and the next step, “an individual”…

    The combination of Chinese characters is really extensive and profound.

    At this moment, the screen of Jing You’s mobile phone on the table lit up.

    Jing You breathed a sigh of relief, pointed to the phone and said, “Someone sent me a message, I have to deal with some serious business first.”

    “What we are doing now is not serious?” Lu Xian threw away the pen in his hand, “Why should I waste time doing something that is not serious?”

    Jing You: “My fiancee sent me a message, which is more important than business.”

    Lu Xian: “Well, it sounds like that.”

    Jing You happily opened the dialog box with Jiang Shengyan.

    [Jiang Shengyan: Ah ah ah ah! ]

    Jing You frowned slowly.

    “Very strange news.”

    Jing You suddenly showed horror: “Jiang Shengyan will not be kidnapped!”

    “What did she send you? Let me analyze it for someone I know.” Lu Xian said, taking a lollipop from his pocket and putting it in his mouth.

    “She said: ‘Ah ah ah ah ah ah!’” Jing You repeated it truthfully.

    Lu Xian opened her eyes and excitedly took out the lollipop in her mouth and held it in her hand.

    “She’s implying you!”

    Jing You frowned even more: “What do you imply? Is it possible that she was really kidnapped?”

    “Who was kidnapped and sent WeChat!” Lu Xian showed a contemptuous expression.

    “I said it casually.” Jing You was annoyed in his heart, and his face was very natural.

    Lu Xian: “She is implying that you hurry up and put her on the bed!”

    Jing You’s face was full of question marks.

    “I think you need to accept some adult baptism.” Lu Xian said.

    Jing You: “How should I get back to her?”

    How can I make it appear that I understand what she is saying?

    Lu Xian smiled slightly and made an “ok” gesture.

    Jing You waited for a long time, but when Lu Xian didn’t speak, he couldn’t help but ask, “What?”

    “Didn’t I give you a gesture?” Lu Xian looked like he hated iron.

    Jing You: “It’s OK to go back to her? Will she think I’m perfunctory for her if it’s so simple?”

    Lu Xian: “What I asked you to answer was ‘I asked you to call three times a night’.”

    Jing You typed this sentence on the phone dialog box with doubts, and always felt that something was not right.

    “Hurry up and reply, don’t make your fiancee wait!” Lu Xian directly reached out and helped Jingyou click send.

    Jiang Shengyan received a reply, showing the same puzzled expression as Jing You.

    What does this mean?

    Not enough praise, three times a night?