Don’t Get On My Bed - Chapter 297

Damn, it’s so late now. Do you still want me to go up the mountain to pick wild vegetables? You mean to make trouble for me!

“Why don’t you? If you don’t like it, you can go down the mountain and ask another expert to do divination for you. ” She saw that I had some emotions, she said.

I had to suppress the anger in my heart and said with a smile, “how can it be? It’s my blessing to find wild vegetables for Taoist priest.”

“Well, go to the kitchen and pick up a basket of vegetables.” She said.

I didn’t say anything more. I went to the kitchen to find a vegetable basket and went to the door. But as soon as I opened the door, she said, “remember, it’s OK to go to the top of the mountain, but don’t go to the back of the mountain.”

“Why?” I was stunned.

“Don’t ask, just do it.” She said with a straight face.

It seems that there is a secret in the back mountain.

However, since she refused to talk, I didn’t ask much. After all, I didn’t come here to explore, so I went out with my basket and got to the top of the mountain by the light of the old flashlight.

There are no trees here. It’s just a clump of grass. When I take a photo in the clump, I find that there are some wild vegetables with red leaves, just like cabbage. I quickly pull out some of them and put them in half a basket, so I want to go down the mountain.

But just then, a strange noise came from the back mountain. When I heard it, it was “Hua Wow… ” The sound of the water, in the heart doubt, want to go down to have a look, but just step to think of the ghost Taoist priest’s advice, had to stop step, resist curiosity turned to walk back.

As soon as I entered the door, the ghost Taoist priest looked at me coldly and asked, “you didn’t go to the back mountain, did you?”

I shook my head and said, “I’m only here to ask you to do divination. Everything else has nothing to do with me.”

“That’s good. Go and cook.” She said.

I nodded and went into the kitchen.

Cooking this kind of thing, of course, is extremely simple, soon I fried three dishes, namely tomato fried eggs, pepper fried meat, and the wild vegetables.

Then I took it to the dining room and asked the ghost Taoist priest to come in for dinner.

She slowly came over and looked at the three dishes with a straight face. She suddenly threw her hand and knocked all the dishes over on the ground and said, “it’s not delicious. Redo it!”

This is clearly deliberately to find fault with me, I can no longer help, eyes a stare, angrily asked: “you did not taste, how do you know not delicious!”

“It’s not fragrant enough, and the color of the dishes is not good enough!” She said with a cold face.

Smelling speech, I was so angry that my teeth trembled. I raised my hand subconsciously, pointed to her and said: “you…”

“Me? If you don’t want to wait on me, you can go away! ” She interrupted angrily.

I instantly put the angry words to my mouth back, endure a moment of calm, step back, as long as I can let her do divination for me, finally let Liu Xiaoshuai OK, I endure!

Then I didn’t say a word more. I cleaned up the floor, went to the kitchen, used more snacks, made a new one and served it to her.

This time, she didn’t turn over my dishes again, but she just tasted all the dishes on three plates. She put down her chopsticks and said in a cold voice, “it’s too light! Do it again

No? Good! I can’t bear it!

……

“Too salty! Do it again

Damn it! I can’t bear it!

……

“Too much seasoning! Do it again

Damn it! I can’t bear it!

……

When I brought these three dishes to the table for the fifth time, she tasted each of them and finally said, “well, it’s OK!”

I’m very relieved. If she does it again, I’ll fight with her. It’s hard for me to serve her. A meal can make me so upset.

“Stand up and eat.” She said suddenly.

I’m starving now. I can’t wait for it. I just sat opposite her and put an egg in my mouth.

But she suddenly slapped the table and said, “who let you eat?”

“You crazy old lady, have you forgotten what you said?” I couldn’t help it, I blurted out.

“I only let you eat, not vegetables!” Her words were chiseled.

My mother has never been wronged like this in her life. I suddenly put down my chopsticks and stood up and glared at her, trying to smash the dishes on her face. But suddenly, Liu Xiaoshuai’s figure flashed through my mind, and my hand suddenly stopped.

If you smash her, fortune telling will be out of the question

Good! I continue to endure!

Then I breathed a sigh of relief and let my anger dissipate. Then I sat down and put the egg back on the plate.

“What’s the matter with you calling me dead old lady? Hope I die? ” She asked.

I didn’t want to talk to her. I didn’t answer.

“What about you, dumb?” She didn’t give up.

I lowered my head to slow down my mind, tried to calm down a little, then raised my head and said with a forced smile: “the dead old lady is our honorary name.”

“Do you think I’m stupid and fool me?” She cried with a stare.”No, it’s true. In our country, we call old women dead old ladies. Although it sounds ugly, it’s really honorific in our country. If you don’t like it, I’ll change my words.” I kept smiling, flickering.

My mother let her know that she was cheating and scolding her, and she couldn’t turn her face. Anyway, there are many places with wonderful customs and customs. Maybe it’s a honorary title to call dead old lady somewhere.

After listening to my words, she opened her mouth to scold me, but she held back. She just said in a cold voice, “change your tongue and call me sister.”

Poof Sister?

She’s 80 years old. I’m only 23 years old. How many generations are there? Is it really good to call sister?

“Why not?” She asked, frowning.

“Sister.” I cried decisively.

“Hum!”

She gave a cold hum and did not speak again.

This meal I was watching the three dishes, mixed with rice to eat in the past.

I don’t know what Taoist priest Hongchen said in the letter. Although she was full of joy, she still wanted to make things so difficult for me. It seems that life will not be easy after that.

Sure enough, when she was full, she put down her bowl and chopsticks, and suddenly said to me, “I don’t have any spare room for you, but when you go out of the yard and walk to the left, you can see a graveyard. There is a wooden shed in the graveyard. You can live there.”

“You want me to live with the dead in my grave?” I was stunned.

“Why not? If you don’t like it, you can leave. Don’t come back to me to do divination. ” She said.

She really changed her way to let me take the initiative to retreat, but my mother didn’t.

“Sleep in the grave, sleep in the grave.” I said, glaring at her.

“Don’t sneak down the mountain to stay in the village. I can count on that.” She said.

“Well, I don’t care to do such a furtive thing.” I hummed coldly.

Then I stood up directly, walked out the door, and found the cemetery according to the direction she said. I found that there was a wooden shed in the middle of the cemetery, which was very broken. It looked like it would fall down when the wind blew.

But the key is not the wooden shed. It’s surrounded by tombstones and grave bags. It looks gloomy and creepy when you pass by at night. What’s more, if you want to live here, you won’t know if you fall asleep and are carried away by ghosts.