Don’t Touch Me You’ll Die - Chapter 18 A Blessing From Misfortune

(Lili POV)

It has been three hours since his departure from Zaranex capital city Ardolia. Honestly, what is wrong with that prince? He said that he wanted me to come together with him, but what is this?!

He is one big liar!

To think that he would say something like ‘I don’t want you anymore.’ After waking up is just too cruel! I’m not some kind of things or toys to play with, you know!

This is making me mad!

I want to punch him, I really want to punch him!

But he is the first prince Even if he doesn’t have any talent to use magic, he is still the first prince of Zaxvius Empire

This is so frustrating!

I know from watching his expression that he is doing this for my sake but

What a bad taste, but with this, I am sure that he is the same like me. He is too mature for a five year old kid, although he is trying to cover it with his terrible(?) Acting is just foolish!

Oh right, he’s still isn’t five yet Oh well whatever, he will be next month anyway.

However, I can’t stop myself from pouting because of his irresponsible decision. With a heavy expression I looked toward my mother who is just beside me.

“Mother! I’m going to beat him up when I’ve grown up!”

“Oh my You can’t be too violent or no one would want you my dear.” Mother answered with a smile plastered on her face, she looked amused when I told her that I want to beat that bastard.

“That’s right, he is after all their first child so they will definitely spoil him, and it’s not that he couldn’t use magic, but his magic is still not manifested yet. After all, he is still one month away from his awakening. Even your magic is not truly awakened yet, although you are a bit special with your condition”

Father, the one who is like air just not too long ago is finally starting to act like a human again. He started to preach with a calm and stoic expression as if he was right about it Where have you been all this time?! You are you are really useless

I glanced at his direction before turning my gaze away from him to mother. I don’t want to talk to you anymore with that thought in mind, I dashed toward mother and hug her with a fed up expression.

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(Alex POV)

Well that was really one hell of a ride, the journey home was filled with awkward moment and tense atmosphere, and the cause of that situation is none other than the weird fucking Witch that keep hugging me all the time!

Actually, let’s forget about that for now, I found out that I have to wait for some time to manifest my Element and control it. Even that princess I left behind still don’t know what her element is, so I don’t have to worry about it. So I have been feeling really happy right now! No more being bored or feeling weak and useless for me.

As to why I didn’t bring that little princess with me the answer is obvious, I’m not ready! And I was too damn nervous if she were to be near me all the time, so I think that I might as well let her stay with her parents for now.

Not to mention that it would be a surprise to me when we actually met again, I was wondering what kind of body she will have at that time

With a shake of my head, I throw away that kind of dirty thought out of my head. That kind of stuff can wait, there is more pressing matter that is far more annoying and dangerous right now.

That damned and yet sexy witch is here! Though, she is still talking with father and mother, but that is not the point here! That weird witch can real mind, or heart? whatever it is that was called. She is dangerous, frighteningly dangerous, at least that is the case for me.

I remember that she mentioned about soul and whatnot back in the Zaranex Kingdom, and I’m absolutely sure that the shit is not something good for me.

She knew too much! I forgot that she is an ancient creature damned shit, not even a flying pig could make me this vexed!

My expression must be that of a scared little boy that was about to be raped by a cougar While feeling weak and dizzy, I flopped my body to the soft bed and lay facing the ceiling in a daze.

Just what the hell did she came here for, that witch!

God give me hope, and then destroyed it the next moment, just what kind of shitty game are you playing exactly!?

“What a weird day today is, so much going on and *Sigh* if I was an ordinary child, I would be feeling much better right now the word ‘ignorant is bliss’ is much better than having to think and have a headache like this.”

Feeling awful and annoyed, I tried to ignore it by muttering in a small voice. I still keep my dazed look and stared at the ceiling with a tired eyes.

Anyway, ignoring my complaint for now, I really have a lot to do starting tomorrow. There is that weird place with a creepy girl? Or whatever it is that lurk in that darkness.

Oh god, just what kind of things have you given me?! Just please let me live a quiet and peaceful life please! I don’t plan to conquer or rule this world or anything like that, just a simple and happy life is enough for me.

So please don’t give me anything weird situation like that place again!

It was so damn creepy, dark, and most of all, it was so damn scary like hell! No sane people would like to have that kind of experience uh.. there must be some of them, but the point is that, I just want to live peacefully!

And please don’t let that witch come near me ever again! That was all I wish for, so if there is really a god that hear my complaints, I hope you listen to it and make sure that you hear it very clearly!

When I was still in a daze and complaining to the god that might not even exist, the door to my room opened with a soft click.

“My prince, are all right? I’m sorry that I didn’t accompany with you back in the Zaranex Kingdom, I was talking with my friend in there, and I was told that I go back first by the Emperor.”

A beautiful and almost angel like voice make my every problem disappear into oblivion. That’s right! It was Mira’s voice that could make me this happy and worry free.

I understand that she, as a maid and a slave, it would be bad for her to come with us. Not to mention her being an Elf won’t help either. Well no matter, I have other things to do for now!

Trying to look weak and tired, I moved my head slowly to look at her with a tired and sleepy expression.

“Mira, sleep with me~ I’m sleepy and tired”

Yosshaaa~~ That was perfect! Come to me, my beautiful angel~ Fuhehehe

Letting out a fist pump and a perverted laugh in my heart, I tried my best not to let it show on my face. Hearing my plea, Mira then gave me a charming smile and then walked toward me with a light step.

“Hehehe my cute little prince~ It must’ve been a long day for you, I heard that there is some incident when you awakened your magic. Come here, let me hug you, my little darling~”

While letting out a gentle laugh and a cute expression, Mira then climbed the bed and laying down beside me. With a gentle movement, she moved me toward her and hugged me really gently.

I can feel her soft and big boobs on me head! God this is heaven! You really know what I want! I just done complaining and you gave me this blessing!

Feeling comfortable and warm, I let myself fall into the land of dream.