Downstairs 249, Upstairs 251 - Chapter 44
“Young man, you are not allowed to do this expensive and dangerous thing next time, have you heard?”
“Cheng Chengcheng, you are right in everything.”
“You kid, don’t violate the yin and the yang. I haven’t counted this matter with you today! It’s because of you that are like you, and we always stick to the front line for the safety of the community!”
Yu Yu gave a thumbs up, and the uncle glared at him.
“Girl, don’t you understand the character of this guy? Don’t just agree to these men’s rhetoric.”
“Hey, sir, you are immoral, what are you talking about with my daughter-in-law?”
The uncle blew his beard and stared and said, “You little boy, if you don’t do anything wrong, what did you see me running? Thanks to the uncle, my legs and feet are okay, otherwise, I will let you little boy take a walk.”
“Fine a fine. You have to pay a fine for this behavior.”
I took a look at them, and suddenly said, “Forget it, don’t let you pay, you!”
Pointing to Yu Yu, “No one does sanitation from the first to the third day of the new year. You did the cleaning on this side.”
Yu Yu opened his eyes wide, suffering from reason, and agreed.
The uncle put his hands behind his back, raised his head proudly, and walked back step by step.
…
The two on the sofa looked at each other and suddenly laughed.
“This uncle’s physical strength is really energetic…”
Shu Shu sat up and looked at him, “Have you lost your mind?”
Yu Yu patted his heart, “Not only did he lose his heart, but also his kidney!”
Shu Shu: “…”
“It’s late…”
“Um?”
“I’m sleepy, I’m asleep!” After saying this, he lay down on the sofa and closed his eyes.
Shu Shu kicked him, “You go back!”
“Huhuhu!” Snoring loudly.
Shu Shu smiled slightly and said softly, “It’s cold here, go to the room to sleep.”
Yu Yu jumped up instantly, his eyes gleaming, and he looked at Shu Shu excitedly.
“roll!!!”
Finally, he stayed in the guest room…
The next day, Yu Yu went out carrying the broom, and returned angrily an hour later.
“What’s the matter?” Shu Shu’s book covering the mask paused, and asked him suspiciously.
“His uncle! I said that the uncle asked me to sweep the floor, why not go to work for three days, it is his wife who does the cleaning!”
Shu Shu opened his eyes slightly, “How do you know?”
“I said on the New Year’s Eve that the old man caught us running when he had time. Let me tell you that I just went down and met the residents of the previous buildings. People said that the old man had recently caught fireworks for him. Hygiene for my wife and children has been scheduled to the fifteenth day of the first lunar month.”
“Everyone else was playing with children. It’s not easy for the uncle to queue up to the first to third grade. Last night we ran to the moon, and he must catch us too.”
Shu Shu: “…” I really thought he was for the safety of the community…
“His NN’s Laozi sweeps the floor, and he takes her daughter-in-law for a walk! Can’t bear it, can’t bear it!”
Shu Shu patted him on the shoulder, “Who let us be caught by him? You work hard, you can cook, I’m hungry.”
Yu Yu’s eyes widened, this broken book with no conscience doesn’t feel sorry for his man? !
“Meow~” Cooking!
“Wang~” Hungry!
Yu Yu: “…” A group of unscrupulous guys!
…
On the night of the third day of the first lunar month, the two were on the side of the sofa punctually, and the New Year blockbuster Xianxia drama was broadcast on Channel Z.
The ratings of this station are quite good, and it has been rising steadily in recent years.
This film was made well this time. Although I can’t get rid of Marie Su’s routine, the male and female lead roles are online and powerful in the later stage. It does not seem to be a play. It is rare to be a good film.
Moreover, Big Fish is finally not the one who could not appear in the first episode. The pace is relatively fast, and the main characters are all out in the first episode.
Yu Yu wore a white robe, ethereal and immortal, with one hand behind his back, which looked pretty good-looking.
“You are all this kind of warm guys?”
Yu Yu’s hands chewing potato chips, “I’m not a warm man?”
Shu Shu stopped talking, Yu Yu glared at her angrily, she was already warm!
At the end of the two episodes, Shu Shu yawned, “Sleep!”
“You go to sleep, I’m waiting, my spy war drama will be broadcast at this point on Channel S soon.”
Knowing that she went to bed early, Yu Yu didn’t want her to stay up late to watch with her, and waved her to leave.
Shu Shu obediently went to wash, cleaned up, and came out to drink. I saw Yu Yu wearing a military uniform on the TV with a righteous face.
Huh? He seems handsome, well, just take a look at his appearance.
After half an hour, Shu Shu sat down and watched the TV, fascinated.
“Didn’t you go to bed?”
Without getting a reply, Yu Yu looked at it, and it turned out that she was looking attentively…
…
Liu Xiaohu’s new male **** drama “Xianxia” has been broadcast. For male **** fans, chase it! Portraits of male gods are posted everywhere in his dormitory, and the desktop is also male gods. No one can compare to his male gods.
The male **** looks good, the appearance is online, and he is the male lead. Liu Xiaohu nodded, quite satisfied.
Then the second male Yu Yu appeared. Liu Xiaohu frowned. After a while, Yu Yu chuckled, shook his head, lay down, and poured a sip of wine into his mouth.
Huh? Looks more handsome than a male god?
Bah baah baah! Stand firmly on the male god, don’t be fooled by these little fairies!
At the end of the two episodes, Liu Xiaohu sighed. Two hours was as fast as just one hour. He yawned, changed the channel, and tuned to a very cold channel, Channel S.
When I was about to turn off, I suddenly sang a song, the beginning of a TV show.
Huh? Isn’t this the second man?
Huh? Only the first episode? Take a look? Then he looked at it casually.
Half an hour later, Yu Yu hid behind the cabinet, and several robbing people slowly came over. Liu Xiaohu’s eyes were wide and he covered his heart and throbbed.
Two hours, two episodes are over.
“Fuck! There are two episodes? Ten minutes!”
…
“Isn’t this the guy in our community?” The uncle and his wife who had just watched the country drama pointed to the TV.
The uncle took a look, “Really, this guy looks pretty good. It’s okay, it’s ten o’clock, don’t watch it, go to bed.”
“Look at it, we are also a community anyway.”
The uncle had to accompany her dissatisfiedly. After a while, “This guy is so handsome!”
The uncle was even more dissatisfied, pointing to Yu Yu, who was dressed in formal clothes, “This is much younger than me!”
Eyes are wide open, watching seriously, let alone, this guy is really not bad acting!
“It’s so handsome.” His wife sighed again, and the uncle nodded, then shook his head immediately after looking back.
“Just like me!”
…
“Go to sleep!” Yu Liansheng pushed Du Chenglan dissatisfiedly. The inexplicable Xianxia drama just now has been watched, and I still watch spy war dramas.
“Look again, look again, our son is handsome and well-acted! This one is said to be the protagonist!” I stopped Yu Liansheng and let him watch another play by his son.
Sitting for a while, extremely dissatisfied, his eyes slowly changed from lax to concentrated. The film progressed quickly and was frightened.
The two watched the TV, and the room was quiet, only the sound of the TV came out, and a kitten barked outside, but they obviously didn’t hear it.
…
“Dad, don’t look…” Zheng Sheng looked at his dad worriedly.
Since his dad noticed the show a few days ago, he had to set an alarm clock when he slept until ten o’clock at night, and said that he would watch it online the next day. He couldn’t help it.
Grandpa Zheng has a bad heart and is often excited when watching this play. She is holding her heart-wrenching clothes in her hands, watching the TV with wide eyes, her body straight.
As the TV progresses, sometimes deep exhales, sometimes big breaths, and sometimes shouts.
Zheng Sheng’s heart was frightened, afraid that his dad didn’t come up at once, so he drew it over.
Mr. Zheng watched the TV with his eyes, and said, “What do you know? If you don’t watch it today, how will you chat with Old Man Li, Mrs. Xiang and a group of people tomorrow morning?! Mr. Guo is 90, and he is still chasing him. Now, your dad is young, what’s so scary!”
Zheng Sheng: “…” At eighty-three years old, you are so young…
…
Shu Shu is fascinated by Yu Yu’s new drama, even inexplicably passionate, has the urge to open a military article, think about it, and the next one will be the next one!
Yu Yu’s two dramas were broadcast simultaneously, setting off a wave on the Internet. At present, most of the fans who are bluffing on the Internet are attracted by Xianxia dramas. They like Yu Yu, and they search for his spy movies, and they like him even more.
After all, spy movies have a narrow audience, and people who see them are not like fairy movies, who are full of their audiences.
Channel Z laughed, the Xianxia crew laughed, the director laughed, and the investors laughed.
Online applauded Yu Yu’s second male actor. The director nodded. Well, this actor was chosen well.
From the third day of the first lunar month to the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, it is the world of fairy-xia operas. By the sixteenth day of the first lunar month, the fairy-xia operas will not be laughed out.
The reason is that the Radio and Television has received many complaints for various reasons. Why is there an old man in the family who is too serious in chasing drama and affecting his health? !
This kind of strange reason is not even alone!
Bingzhu would rather kill a hundred by mistake than let go of one, so the radio and television stopped the spy film.
The silence on the Internet fully proves that the audience of this drama is too narrow and there are no waves.
However, the second day after the stop, the radio and television executives received a call from the leader above.
The radio and television executives were trembling and just listened to the inside saying, “Have you stopped the film that promotes the spirit of the war?”
The senior executive looked dumbfounded, “What?”
“Our age has progressed, and we must also improve spiritually. The anti-Japanese spirit of our ancestors is always worth learning. This…”
The high-level officials opened their eyes wide, and nodded repeatedly after listening to the education of the big figures above.
The senior executive who hung up the phone was still a little confused, so the leader’s phone call was for the stopped spy movie? No, absolutely impossible! The leader must be to promote the red spirit, yes! Is it possible that the era of anti-Japanese war films is coming again?
Putting aside the high-level guesses, the leader hung up the phone, turned around, and said helplessly,
“Dad, it will be broadcast tonight, you can eat some food!”
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ps1: The update is a bit late today, because the master went to have a good meal! ! ! Hahahahaha
ps2: The next chapter is the same as this one, Tom Su in capital, the concubine who wants to see remember to bring a lightning rod, hahahahaha
ps3: This article made the master excited and let him go…