Downstairs 249, Upstairs 251 - Chapter 50
Yu Qiannan sat on the sofa with a serious expression, looking at the man who was quite evil but had a beard on the other side.
With his back straight and his eyes piercing, to express his determination, he said in a deep voice,
“Mr. Yu, I want to marry her!”
Yu Yu looked at him, his forehead twitched, and the corners of his eyes twitched, “Seriously?”
Yu Qiannan nodded his head heavily, and then the man opposite stood up, coming step by step, his feet sinking.
He stretched out one and grabbed it on the small schoolbag behind Yu Qiannan…
“Pop!” One hand grabbed Yu Qiannan even with his schoolbag, and the other hand slapped his ass.
“Yu Xiaoyu! Have you got a lot of skills? Asked you to go to school, you went to make a girl, how old are you and still married? Why don’t you go to heaven?!”
Yu Qiannan let out a heartbreaking scream, “Mom! My dad beat me!”
After a relaxing meal of the codeword, the inspiration evaporates in an instant and disappears in my mind.
Go out, “What’s wrong with you father and son?”
Yu Yu interrupted Yu Qiannan, who was about to sue, and said to Shu Shu, “Yu Xiaoyu said he is going to get married.”
Shu Shu glanced at his six-year-old son, Yu Qiannan received her signal, trembling, and straightened his back immediately. He is a man, and he is responsible for the small hot pot!
“You want to get married? With whom?”
“Small hot pot…”
The little hot pot is the little flower of their class. They are very cute. They are also named because they love hot pot.
Shu Shu was a little dazed for a while, how can this be educated?
Yu Yu didn’t care about the three-seven-one, first slapped him, “You bastard, what do you think about all day?”
“I’m a man!” Yu Qiannan clenched her fists and kicked her short legs in the air, and Yu Yu had to put him down.
Yu Yu became stiff and his back felt cold. Regarding the “man” pot, he must carry…
Yu Qiannan was six months old, Yu Yu looked at Yu Qiannan who was sucking milk in front of him, swallowed, and then frowned.
The next day, Yu Yu came back with a can of milk powder and weaned Yu Qiannan.
Du Chenglan coaxed Yu Qiannan, who was crying, glared at Yu Yu, and said, “Or wait until one year old before giving up.”
Yu Yu picked up his son, smiled and turned upside down, “Erzha, you are a man!”
Yu Qiannan is three years old.
Shu Shu was just 30 years old, when she was full of femininity. In addition to giving birth to a child, she was more charming, but her **** were one size bigger.
Yu Yu swallowed, and just took a shower, Shu Shu did not wear underwear. A piece of silk pajamas loosely wrapped her sexual body. As he walked, the looming crisp chest showed a little outline, and the slender waist that was gripped gently swayed. . .
When she cleaned up, Yu Yu hugged her horizontally, only to hear her laugh twice, and the pink fist tapped him a few times, only his eyes were blood red, and he could not wait to eat her in one bite.
When the preliminary work was done and the gun was ready to go into battle, someone knocked on the door…
“Mom, mom, why is it closed?”
Yu Yu shattered her silver teeth, her parents were not here, and the children had to bring them by themselves.
When Shu Shu coaxed her son to fall asleep, Yu Yu hugged her, and Shu Shu shook his head, “The son is here.”
Yu Yu put on a desperate and dissatisfied face, staring at his sleeping son.
The next night.
Yu Yu took Yu Qiannan next door, pressed it on the bed, and covered it with a quilt, “Yu Xiaoyu, tonight, you sleep by yourself.”
Yu Qiannan narrowed her mouth and said aggrieved, “I’m afraid…Dad”
“Yu Xiaoyu, you are a man.”
Seeing that he was still pouting, Yu Yu taught him about the importance of a man’s dignity. Yu Qiannan nodded and looked aggrievedly at the back of his father’s departure.
That night, Yu Xiaoyu was trembling with fright, hidden in the quilt, gritted his teeth, and told himself that I am a man!
In the morning of the next day, Yu Yu came to dress him, lifted him up, and took the satisfaction of a man after his satisfaction, and smiled and praised him, “Yu Xiaoyu, you are such a man!”
Yu Xiaoyu looked at his father’s serious face and gritted his teeth secretly with his tall body.
“Little fish, did you sleep well last night?”
Hearing her mother’s gentle questioning, Yu Xiaoyu’s mouth collapsed and Xiao Baozi’s face wrinkled.
“What’s wrong? Didn’t sleep well? Then let’s sleep with mom tonight.”
His eyes lit up, then darkened quickly, shook his head, and said solemnly, “I’m a man.”
Shu Shu: “…”
Yu Xiaoyu is five years old.
“Wood~” The pink mouth was stuck to Shu Shu’s face, two small paws hung on her neck, with a look of nostalgia.
“Shushu~” Yu Yu’s mouth pursed, Shu Shu gave him a white look, and hugged Yu Xiaoyu to lick the cat.
Fat rice seems to have this gene. After so many years, it has only grown a bit, and it is still a small one.
It particularly likes Yu Qiannan, but obviously, Yu Qiannan prefers yellow hair.
This is a concrete manifestation of cats love fish and fish are afraid of cats?
Yu Yu took advantage of Shu to express the code, picked up Yu Xiaoyu, put it on his knees, and the thief said seriously,
“Little fish, are you a man?”
Yu Qiannan nodded firmly, Yu Yu touched his hair, “Then you don’t have to kiss him.”
Yu Qiannan’s eyes widened, “Why?”
“Because Ma Ma belongs to Dad, you are a man, and you can’t kiss other people’s women.”
Yu Qiannan narrowed her mouth, and being a man is really annoying! But the teacher also said to be a little man.
*
“You are a man and you are going to marry a small hot pot?” Yu Yu raised his eyebrows and stared at Yu Qiannan.
“Of course, I’m responsible!” Yu Qiannan slapped her chest and said vowedly.
Yu Yu slapped his head and said, “You are responsible for the fart, what did you do?”
“Little Hot Pot is pregnant, my child.”
Can you imagine a six-year-old kid saying seriously that someone is pregnant with his child?
“Hahaha” Shu Shu couldn’t hold back, laughing.
Yu Qiannan slumped. A man can only marry one woman in his life. If he marries a small hot pot, he cannot marry Ma Ma, but he is a man and he is responsible!
“Little Hot Pot said she was pregnant… Only I kissed her, I am responsible!”
“Yu Xiaoyu, you kiss her? Ma, what are you doing at school all day?!” Yu Yu picked up Yu Xiaoyu, and was about to beat him again.
His feet struggled a few times, “ooo, ooo, I am sad to see her, kissed her.”
The little hot pot fell and burst into tears. Yu Qiannan thought that she would not hurt after a numb kiss, so she kissed.
“Dear kiss, stop crying!”
The little hot pot really stopped crying, just following him all day, like a little tail.
Until today in class…
“Little fish… woo woo woo.”
“what happened?”
“My mother is pregnant with her brother…”
Yu Qiannan’s eyes widened, only to hear her say again, “I asked Baba how brother Baba got here, Baba said he kissed…”
Yu Qiannan’s eyes opened wider and he touched his mouth.
“I vomited yesterday, am I pregnant with a child?”
Yu Xiaoyu’s eyes opened wider, he looked at the small hot pot with red eyes, patted his chest, I am a man, I am responsible!
So there is this one.
Shu Shu frowned, having **** so early. Isn’t the education bad?
Yu Yu directly pulled Shu Shu over, and kissed her face with a kiss.
“Baba kissed Ma Ma so many times, do you think Ma Mahuai brother?”
Yu Qiannan opened his eyes wide and shook his head.
“Right~ I will not get pregnant.”
“Why then?”
Yu Yu coughed, “You are too young. You will know when you grow up to the same height as your father!”
Yu Qiannan looked at him, her small face wrinkled into a bun, and then quickly let go.
Hugging Shu Shu’s legs, “Mama, then I won’t marry a small hot pot, I will marry you when I grow up!”
Shu Shu hadn’t spoken yet, Yu Yu had already lifted him up again and slapped his **** a few times, “Mama belongs to my father. As a man, you can’t be with other people’s women.”
Yu Qiannan narrowed her mouth and wanted to cry or not.
*
“Dad!” Yu Qiannan swooped out from the school gate. His father was very conspicuous. Although he had faded out of the entertainment circle and took over the family’s business in the past two years, he still has no shortage of turning heads.
“Er smash!” Yu Yu picked him up, twisted twice, Yu Qiannan laughed.
Yu Yu drove the car, his son was sitting in the back, just listening to him,
“Dad, Li Zi’s parents are divorced.”
“Oh” Yu Yu responded casually, thinking about what to do at night, Shu Shu had a bad appetite these past two days, so make some soup?
“Li Zi said that if you are divorced, you are not a family.” Yu Qiannan’s voice was tangled.
“His parents are not a family anymore, but Li Zi still has parents.” Yu Yu saw his son unhappy in the rearview mirror and comforted him.
“Li Zi said he can only pick one among his parents…”
Yu Yu hadn’t spoken yet, Yu Qiannan spoke again, “You divorced Ma Ma, Ma Ma is mine alone, but I can’t bear Baba either.”
Yu Yu looked at his son in the mirror indifferently, oh, wouldn’t I be honored that you still can’t bear me?
“Bah, Yu Xiaoyu, stop dreaming, you are mine! Divorce? Impossible.”
Yu Qiannan narrowed his mouth and said displeasedly, “You always dominate the hemp.”
“You, Ma Ma, originally belonged to me. You will know when you have a wife.”
Seeing his white, tender face and his mouth squashed, he wanted to cry or not. Yu Xiaoyu is indeed very good, combining the advantages of the two. Although it has not been exposed, the photos taken by the reporter also circled a group of pro-mother fans.
His aggrieved appearance is really distressing, Yu Yu feels soft, “Yu Xiaoyu, you are a man, you must be brave and independent, and your parents love you.”
Yu Qiannan rolled his eyes and said nothing.
After returning home, Yu Qiannan flew towards Shu Shu, “Ma Ma!”
“Hey, Ma Ma dear little fish.”
“Mama loves me, right?” Blinking a pair of innocent big eyes, watery.
“certainly.”
“Then mom and dad divorce, mom is not dad’s daughter-in-law, Xiaoyu can sleep with mom! We let dad also live at home, as before, mother is not the father alone, it is Xiaoyu’s! Dad is a man and wants to sleep alone.”
The amount of information is a bit big, and it’s a bit confusing, Shu Shu didn’t understand it for a while.
Yu Yu grabbed Yu Xiaoyu, “What are you talking nonsense? Go and do your homework!”
Grabbing Yu Xiaoyu to do his homework, leaving Shu Shu to gritted her teeth behind, “Yu Yu! What did you teach your son?!”
*
Before going to bed, Yu Dayu and Yu Xiaoyu had another intense “discussion”.
“Go back!” Yu Yu glared at his son.
Yu Xiaoyu hugged the small pillow and stared at his father, “Mom said I can sleep with her today!”
Yu Yu saw his face flushed, and with anger, his attitude softened.
He hugged him up, “Yu Xiaoyu, do you want to be a man?”
Yu Xiaoyu was tangled, his face turned into a bun.
“Being a man can grow taller, taller than my father!”
Yu Xiaoyu’s eyes lit up and her face became more tangled.
“Well, dad tells you a story and waits for you to sleep before leaving.”
Yu Xiaoyu tangled for a moment, glanced at his father’s mountain-like head, and nodded fiercely.
I am a man!
After coaxing Yu Xiaoyu to fall asleep, Yu Yu rubbed his hands and entered the master bedroom. Shu Shu was wiping her hair. Yu Yu took a sip before taking a shower with a smile.
When he came out, he hugged Shu Shu and kissed him affectionately.
The door rang when the gun was ready to go into battle again.
The two were taken aback at the same time, only to hear Yu Xiaoyu cry out loudly outside.
“Baba, I don’t want to be a man!!”
Yu Yu was frightened, and then let out a violent roar.
“Yu Xiaoyu!!”
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ps1: This article is completely over… There will be an update reminder later, that is, the master is editing the article…
ps2: Jiuye will meet with you in about ten days later. I missed me too much during this period. Welcome to Weibo molesting @十尾兔
ps3: This chapter is very afraid of formatting problems… because of the change of codewords.
ps4: Thank you for keeping the landmines in the 72nd room twilight, as well as other concubines who donated nutrient solution and read the text, my lord loves you!
ps5: Ahhhhhhhhh! goodbye! !