Dragon Ball: The True Legendary Super Saiyan - Chapter 244

Back to planet Earth

In the house where everyone gathered for parties and other random events…​​

After the incidental barbecue some began to train, others to take a nap, others continued eating … and some had many doubts to resolve

“I understand…

Therefore, that handsome boy is your son in another timeline … but you had him with Vegeta Jr’s dad because you didn’t know dad in that timeline…

Does that make him my half brother?” Asked Bra, which tried to understand this strange case and familiar problem

“Yes… something like that…” Answered Bulma, that naturally didn’t feel comfortable explaining this strange situation to her elementary school daughter.

“So…

Does that also make him my half brother?” Vegeta Jr asked, who like Bra tried to understand what was happening

“Yes!

Something like that!

I died on this timeline and your father had a child with Bulma!

OK!?” Yam replied to his son, showing as usual her violent and jealous side when that matter aroused

Something complicated and messy to understand, but the crucial question that Vegeta Jr and Bra wanted to know, especially Bra was … “Then…

That makes Vegeta Jr and me…”

“It makes you very important children

Stop bothering your mothers and go bother the cat, who never does anything and when he does something it is a bad or stupid thing!” Said Broly f.o.r.c.i.b.l.y changing the subject to not continue delving into this taboo.

“I can hear you, bastard!” Shouted Beerus, who from the comfort of the hammock in which he was stretched out protested for the accusations that seemed to be directed at him

“I know, that is precisely why I said it!

GET THE HINT FUKING NINI!” Shouted Broly, showing once again his unconditional hatred towards the gods and his uselessness

“And what are you doing here?

Weren’t you training Vegeta’s and Bulma’s son?” Beerus said, asking that question in the most hurtful way possible.

Obviously on purpose, proof of this was his broad and malevolent smile

A poison-laden question that Broly dodged with another accusation “His name is Trunks… and I’m training him right now with another of my bodies while you are doing nothing

Shouldn’t you be investigating the identity of the evil Kai?”

“I’ve already done something.

We have called Shin, he will come at any moment with information” Replied Beerus, satisfied by the arduous and complicated work he had delegated to Whis, which he had delegated to Shin

“Therefore… you have done less than nothing…” Said Broly, openly showing his infinite pessimism upon hearing that Shin was the one in charge

Would Shin really be able to do something right for the first time?

Soon … very soon they would know…

Right now

“Pardon me, do you have a moment lord Beerus?” Asked Shin, who teleported directly to Bulma and Broly’s garden

“OOHH!!

It’s the supreme Kai!” Goku yelled, who stopped training with Vegeta for now upon see a familiar face

“Yes, of course, you can come in too, don’t be shy …” Broly said sarcastically, hinting that his house was like a hippie commune lately.

Everyone met there and even lived there from time to time, be they humans, aliens, time travellers, useless gods…

Surely these were the negative effects of being an altruistic good host

“Well, well… we apologize for making you come all the way out just to find us, Sumpre Kai” Whis said, apologizing for giving some work to a God, something they weren’t used to.

“Hey… Ive got something I wanna ask you

Are you aware of any gods near you vicinity who may believe in particularly aggressive and extreme ideologies?” Asked Beerus, revealing the reason why Shin’s nap had been interrupted

“Ex… extreme ideologies?” Shin said, trying to think about what they had asked him

He hadn’t used his neurons for a long time and was having a hard time starting to think just like a 19th century computer

“Great… you haven’t even explained to him the reason he came here for… you’re a f.u.c.k.i.n.g genius…

We suspect that a Kai has usurped Goku’s body, has used the time rings and is now killing humans and Kai and you didn’t even explain the situation to him until now

Surely Shin has brought us very important information about the problem we have thanks to this…

I have never seen such professionalism” Said Broly, using a terrifying and overwhelming sarcasm that could destroy the universe if it took physical form.

“WHAT!?

Is this true!?” Shin screamed when he found out what was the reason behind that difficult question

And at the same time Beerus, who tried to turn a deaf ear to Broly’s criticism, kept asking for Shin’s collaboration “Yes…

We are looking for an individual who may think that the extinction of the human species is a positive thing…

Something along those lines… ring any bells?”

“A God that detest humans?

Hmm…

Now that you mention it…

That does remind me of a God I’m acquainted with…

Hmmm…” Shin said, who with some difficulty tried to remember if he knew of any Kai that matched that description… until he finally found someone “AAAAAHHHH!!!

Now I remember!!”

“Remind you of someone?” Beerus asked, not expecting such efficiency from Shin.

Although on the one hand he was happy about this, if Shin was right he could shut Broly’s mouth for a few hours

He was already tired of his destructive criticisms about him and his co-workers.

“Who is it?” Asked Whis, also surprised like Beerus

Everyone gathered there eagerly awaited the answer from the almost none respected Supreme Kaioshin…

Would be so easy to discover the culprit of all these crimes?

Of course it would be the best for everyone … except for the criminal

However, among all Broly was the one who expected that answer the most, so much that he had even stopped reading Shin’s mind to avoid spoiling himself.

[Come on Shin …

You’ve already been influenced by me at this point

You should be able to perfectly match Zamasu with that description.

I refuse to believe that someone who has achieved such a high position in the hierarchy of the universe if not for the absolute convenience of the script written by Akira Toriyama…

Come on, for once in your life don’t disappoint me!!!

Even though I don’t expect anything from you…] Broly thought as he crossed his fingers and tail

And Shin’s answer was…

“None other tan Kibito!!

He has a tendency to say some discriminatory things about humans and…”

An absolute disappointment!

“IT’S ZAMASU!!!

DAMN MUSSEL ABORTION ADDICTED TO EXPIRED LSD!!!

HOW CAN YOU BE SO SUBNORMAL?!

YOU TALKED TO HIM MOTHS AGO!!

HOW CAN YOU NOT SUSPECT ABOUT HIM AFTER WHAT HE SAID!!

FUKING MONGER WITH EXTRA CROMOSOMES!!” Shouted Broly showing such immeasurable anger that transformed into True Legendary Super Saiyan God Full Power Beyon…

Something that scared and very much to all those who were eating and talking quietly in the garden

Plof! Plof! Plo! Clash! Plaf! Pom!

And not only that, due to his violent aura even the birds that flew through the sky fell to the ground

However, that wasn’t the first time that Broly became this kind of super angry monster… and surely wouldn’t be the last time

Therefore Bulma, the one who was more used to that, tried to continue the conversation while putting a shirt on her husband so that he wouldn’t be half n.a.k.e.d in a meeting “Zamasu? Who is that Zamasu?”

“A Kai from Universe 10, he’s supposed to be serving as apprentice of the Supreme Kai

But … how do you know that I saw him recently?” Said Shin after recovering his voice after his almost heart attack suffered due to Broly’s intense bloodl.u.s.t focused on him

“It’s true Broly …

How do you know about that?” Aked Whis with some concern

There are various means by which Broly could have known that, such as reading Shin’s mind, using his uncanny ability to know things or …

“Because among other things I put on you years ago a spy skill to know what you every time!” Shouted Broly, which of all the possible options he could have alluded to, explained the most disturbing and criminal of all

Something possibly caused by his anger … or maybe another reason

But no matter why he did it, the fact is, that statement made everyone’s hair stand on end (without transforming into Super Saiyan)

“Eh why did you do something like that?!” Shin protested, feeling completely outraged for obvious reasons.

Since when had Broly been spying on him and to what extent had he been spying on him?

Has he seen him n.a.k.e.d? Has he seen him sleeping during work hours?

It was impossible for him to stop thinking about that!

“Exactly!

That is gross immorality and a violation of privacy!

Not to mention that you are spying on Supreme Kai

And do you want me not to suspect that you aren’t planning anything suspicious?” Said Beerus, who finally found the perfect excuse to continue accusing Broly of crimes against the gods and divine laws

And all thanks to Shin’s misfortune!

He is undoubtedly useless but his uselessness was being useful to him for a change.

But before blatant crime charges became more popular and doubts about Broly’s intentions and possibly questions about others privacy crimes continued… Bulma came to her husband’s rescue by saying “Calm down, I guess Broly has a good explanation for why he did that.

Right?”

“Of course, everything I do is for one reason and I have two reasons.

The first reason is that this idiot usually puts himself in danger, and since he’s weakling has a high probability of dying, and if Beerus dies he dies and if Beerus dies Whis would disappear from this universe…

And although in the event that Whis disappeared I would have one less freeloading in my house, I would also lose one of the few people I know that is able to use his brain correctly.

And believe me I need people like him by my side, I’m afraid that I will be infected with the idiocy that everyone release… except Bulma and Gohan… of course” Broly said with a quite offensive argument for almost everyone … although in realty his speech was very difficult to counter…

However, at the same time an argument that others liked, like Bulma, Gohan and of course Whis “Hohohoho …

It’s a pretty compelling argument

And what is the second reason?”

“See if for just once in his life Shin is able to do something useful or at least regular to give him this f.u.c.k.i.n.g award” Said Broly showing an award about him patting shin head as if he were a dog… to disintegrate it, at the same time “But after today he has already been banned from the competition

FOREVER!!!”

Some criticism … constructive criticism … that greatly hurt the already battered pride of the poor and pitiful Supreme Kai, which tried to defend himself “Broly … I think you’re exaggerating …

Guessing that it is Zamasu based on that description isn’t so easy”

“THAT’S NOT EASY!?

F.U.C.K!

LOOK AT IT FOR YOURSELF” Broly shouted, contesting Shin’s arguments as he projected once more with his third eye everything that happened during the training match between universe seven and ten

A projection that showed without a doubt that Zamasu had proposed that they should kill all humans and other mortal races…

An incontestable empirical evidence that showed that this guy was extremely suspicious and Shin extremely stupid

So obvious that no one tried to defend him no matter how hard they tried to find some argument “Shin…

The truth is that… there are a lot of clues that point that he is the culprit…”

“Pimple …

I hate to agree with Broly, but you really deserve a beating” Said Beerus, that more than anyone didn’t want to agree with Broly, but it was impossible

That was something impossible to defend without suffering a cognitive dissonance.

But like the average communist who argues that Cuba isn’t a dictatorship … Shin tried to defend himself against the accusations “Wait…

Okay…

Zamasu may seem a bit extreme … but do we have enough evidence that he is the culprit?

Broly, remember that years ago we…”

“Of course, after hearing Trunks’ story, I went to universe 10 and began to monitor him to see if he is the culprit, since there are extreme clues about it

Especially when was you who told him about Goku!

LOOK!

Since then he has become obsessed with him and watches his fights in the Godtube every f.u.c.k.i.n.g day with a face full of envy, hatred, obsession and frustration” Said Broly showing another recording.

This time one that showed how Zamasu looked like an obsessed all the videos uploaded to Gotube by a certain P.u.s.s.ydestroyer69 in which Goku fought in the tournament of power organized by Champa and Beerus

An Irrefutable proof that Shin again tried to disprove “Yes, but that doesn’t mean that …”

“And then we have this one that happened recently.

The son of a bitch has traveled to our universe looking for the Super Dragon Balls and also went to ask Zuno if it was possible to exchange his body with a mortal

DO YOU NEED MORE CLUES?” Said Broly while projecting the occasion in which Zamasu went to threaten his lackey Zuno to know everything about the Super Dragon Balls

“Wow …

I think that … no … no more clues are needed…

It’s him…” Shin said, who had no choice but to admit his complete defeat

He’s certainly an idiot, just like everyone thought

And that idiocy that wasn’t recognized from the first moment made the angry Broly explode again

“F.U.C.K GUYS! I ONLY GAVE YOU A F.U.C.K.I.N.G TASK!

I ONLY GAVE YOU A F.U.C.K.I.N.G AFTER GIVING YOU PRACTICALLY ALL POSSIBLE HINTS!

YOU JUST NEEDED TO PUT THEM TOGETHER, USE YOUR FUKING HALF MESUDA BRAIN.. WHICH DON’T HAVE BRAIN … AND RESEARCH A LITTLE INSTEAD OF SITTING IN MY GARDEN DOING NOTHING!” Shouted Broly, which turned into his most powerful form once again due to his extreme anger, destroying the shirt that Bulma had put on him earlier.

His anger towards the useless gods of his universe increased exponentially the same as his power and the poisoned words directed towards them that he launched at will.

And although Shin had lost all will and right to defend himself Beerus tried to excuse his uselessness “Broly, you have spy skills, but in our case …”

“IN YOUR CASE!?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!”

Broly had completely lost control and his eyes only radiated violence and the d.e.s.i.r.e to kill subnormals to free the world of its stupidity.

And obviously his eyes were solely focused on Shin and Beerus … and maybe Vegeta for some reason…

“BROLY-SENSEI!

CALM DOWN HONEY!

DON’T KILL THEM DAD, YOU WILL STAIN THE FLOOR!” Shouted Gohan, Bulma and Bra, that stuck like limpets to Broly’s rocky body to entice him to calm down

Something that more or less worked since Beerus and Shin were still alive …

“YOU KNOW THERE ARE DRAGON BALLS ON TWO PLANETS IN YOUR DISTRICT, YOU COULD GATHER THEM TOGETHER AND ASK WHO THE F.U.C.K IS THE CULPRIT OR AT LEAST OBTAIN SOME METHOD TO FIND HIM!

IN YOUR F.U.C.K.I.N.G UNIVERSE THERE IS A GUY WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING, YOU COULD HAVE ASKED HIM!

BUT NOTHING OF THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN NECESSARY IF YOU USED YOUR BRAIN TO REMEMBER THAT A KAIOSHIN APRENTICE SAID THAT ALL HUMANS SHOULD BE EXTERMINATED!!” Shouted Broly again, while trying to cancel his transformation and calm down so as not to harm his wife, daughter, disciple and house

Shin and Beerus’ lives were worth nothing compared to that possible damage.

“Man …

Said like that …

No wonder Broly always gets angry with the uselessness of the gods…” Bulma said as she tried to dress her husband’s top one more time

But she anticipated too much … his anger hadn’t yet been quenched…

“F.U.C.K! DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING!?

I DON’T JUST SAVE THE DAY OVER AND AGAIN WHILE YOU DON’T MAKE A SHIT!

BUT YOU ALSO SUSPECT OF ME AND QUESTION EVERYTING I DO!

IF IT WASN’T FOR ME ALL OF WOULD BE DEVOURED BY YOUR OWN SHIT!!!” Said Broly, finally unleashing all his acc.u.mulated rage … and breaking the shirt again due to his transformation

Although fortunately it seemed that the storm had already ended …

Broly had sat in his chair to try to calm down

“Come on honey, calm down …

It is the twelfth shirt you destroy this week …” Bulma said as she gave another shirt to Broly

Also to calm Broly before her husband, following his instincts, would cut Shin and Beerus’ skulls to shit inside them

Therefore she embreced his face againts her body to make sure he doesn’t kill them with his magic eyes

“Excuse me Bulma …

You know that so much uselessness drives me crazy … get by my side before they infect me …

I need some peace of mind” Said Broly as he embraced Bulma and tried to not make eye contact with Beerus, Whis… and Goku for some reason…

Finally the violent storm of anger and acussations ended

And like all storms after it’s ending, they left a trail of destruction and sequels in the places and people who suffered them.

And this storm was no different in this regard, especially in Beerus’s mind.

[Ok …

Now I don’t know if I was being paranoid or not … or if Broly planning something or not…

Damn it, stop making me doubt like this!] Thought Beerus, who no longer knew what to think and believe

Broly really want to help them? Was planning something against everyone?

WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING AND THINKING!?

[NEVER BEERUS!

It’s boring if you don’t suspect anything… the key is suspense…] Thought Broly hiding his malevolent smile behind Bulma’s body, who was still hugging his angry amorous bear

Either way…

Everything had become clear now…

Beerus and Shin are lazy and useless, Broly had every reason to be angry, Zamasu is the culprit

And someone had to try to keep this chaos afloat, that that was a mission tailor made for Whis.. “Well …

I think many things have become clear …

Zamasu seems to be the culprit and …

Uh!”

But suddenly his sceptre lit up, interrupting his pro-productivity speech.

“What’s wrong, Whis?” Asked Beerus, who also saw the abnormality in his assistant sceptre

Something that used to mean something not very nice …

“I’m getting a transmission from somewhere else…

AHH!!

IT’S FROM THE GRAND PRIEST!” Answered Whis, giving some very good news

Maybe good news, but not for Beerus, who shouted “WHAT!?

Did you say the grand priest?!

“Hello Grand Priest

It’s been a while since I’ve heard from you ..

Yes Yes…

Understood… very well, I’ll be in ouch” Said Whis, finishing the call with his father and explaining the content of the conversation “My, my…

This is quite the problem indeed…”

“What’s wrong?

Did he need something?” Aked Beerus, as he shallowed some Mellow Cola to refresh himself after all this bullsit

“Yes, he needs Goku” Answered Whis, pointing at Goku

“Hrm?

Me?” Asked Goku, don’t understanding why that dude needed him

A question that was immediately by Whis without hesitation “Zeno-sama would like an audience with you

So you are to come to the Royal Place immediately”

PUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!

An unexpected news that made Beerus spit all the Mellow Cola over Shin

“WH… WHAT DID YOU SAY…?!!” Beerus screamed in panic upon hearing that crazy news with extreme and terrifying implications.

[The time has finally come …

The moment when my plan really begins] Thought Broly, still hiding his sinister simile behind Bulma’s embrace…