Dragon Ball: The True Legendary Super Saiyan - Chapter 253

“The countless gods of all the planets… the Kai of the north, west, south and east… the 12 universe’s Supreme Kai… and the Gods of Destruction…

NONE OF THEM ARE NEEDED ANYMORE!

I’M THE ONLY INTELLIGENCE THAT NEED EXIST ANY LONGER!” Said Alabama Zamasu, whose level of narcissism and psychopathy had exceeded every known limit

But unfortunately for him…

He bumped into the sole of his shoe

“If you are the only intelligence in the universe ….

You mean your only recourse relive yourself is to get suċkėd by a goat? An alligator turtle?

Yourself? Yourself yourself?

Well, it’s quite likely … you’re a guy who not only team up with himself and fuse with himself to kill everyone other than him and himself…

Ah wait … you are born from a fruit…

I haven’t said anything…” Said Boly’s voice… however, this time his voice didn’t ring directly into their brains.

Undoubtedly, some sound waves enter his outer ear and travel through the ear canal to the eardrum, transmitted this vibrations to the malleus, incus, and stapes to amplify the sound, send them to the cochlea to create and electric signal that the auditory nerve carries to his brain that turned into Broly’s voice…

And that means…

“BROLY!?” Shouted Vegeta, Goku upon seeing the definitive Deus Exmachina that sometimes turned out to be on their side

That’s right, Broly had arrived illegally on Trunk’s timeline by unknown means.

“Broly-san…

What are you doing here?

How did you get here?” Shouted Trunks that like Vegeta and Goku had many questions to ask, but since his brain was more developed than that of the two native Saiyans, he had the ability to ask them

“That voice…

Are you the guy who spoke to me telepathically?” Zamasu said upon seeing that new face but familiar voice

Everyone had a lot of questions that hoped Broly could answer but… not only those who were on Trunks’ timeline had questions to answer

—

Again in the usual timeline

Everyone was still in front of the screen, enjoying the live broadcast of another timeline

When all of a sudden everyone looked up at the broadcast transmitter with their mouths wide open

“MMM…

Everyone says that the television make you look fat, but I’m perfect…. as always” Said Broly, who was leering at himself through the screen… as always…

“Honey…

Can you…

Not…

Tell…

THAT SORT OF THINGS WHEN THERE ARE CHILDREN AHEAD!?” Bulma yelled as she covered Bra’s ears

The girl was already quite precocious, the less exposure to these issues the better

“Forget about that, what do you do in the future of Trunks” Asked Shin, that couldn’t ignore this new illegality committed in front of his eyes… although he allowed a few them today

“I can be wherever and whenever I want and when I want …

In fact, I put one of my bodies in the time machine without anyone noticing just in case …

I wasn’t going to leave Trunks and those idiots in the future with a time machine owned by my wife that costs billions…

Besides … I was a little worried about them…” Answered Broly, lying about his true motives and means in a credible way… as always

“I see…” Said everyone, that didn’t know whether to believe him or not

Or at least which part to believe and which not

—

Again on Trunks’ timeline

Trunks, Goku and Vegeta were trying to ȧssimilate the situation again

Broly had appeared before them

That would normally have major drawbacks, especially for Vegeta…

But given the situation they were in …

“Hahaha it seems that we are saved …” Said Goku, that despite knowing that was already 100% sure that he couldn’t fight didn’t complained

Although he could fight Zamasu for years, he would be unable to finish him since he didn’t know a method to seal him or similar…however, Broly surely had methods to deal with someone like him.

Without a doubt, the trio were relieved to have him around this time.

However, Trunks was significantly dejected compared to Goku or Vegeta. He had made a deal with Broly and wasn’t able to fulfill it “Broly sorry for…”

“You have done quite well

I’m sorry… my instructions to harden your personality and ability have caused this situation

If you had used all your power from the beginning, surely you would have been able to defeat Black with ease …

Although Zamasu is another matter, because you don’t know skills to defeat immortals

But don’t worry, dady Broly is here precisely for that

Let a real man take care of this” Broly said with his usual humility as he materialized armchair, tables and food for Vegeta, Trunks and Goku to enjoy the show

“Seriously … why did I come here?” Said Vegeta and Goku as they ate what had been offered to them

“Who are you? Another Saiyan?

With three eyes?

How can be that I don’t know anything about you?” Asked Zamasu, that didn’t understand what was happening

He recently came back from doing his research and never saw that peculiar guy

The only explanation he found is that this guy was so insignificant that wasn’t even worth investigating… however that confident attitude and de way Goku, Vegeta and Trunks behaved in his presence him didn’t seem point to that theory

So … what was happening?

“Because as a researcher you’re a fuċkɨnġ shit… or because if I don’t want someone to know about me is unable to know anything about me …

It’s one of my almost unlimited skills, which I use so that little shits like you don’t intrude on my and my family privacy

I have so many strange abilities (mostly thanks to the world of Medaka Box) that once in a while one is surprisingly useful

You get it now, you damn darn frenulum’s” Said Broly, solving doubts, bragging about being the fuċkɨnġ master, displaying information that could compromise him and insulting at the same time

A fairly conclusive explanation, so after ignoring those insults and and analysing the situation Alabama Zamasu with his usual narcissism and psychopathy said to Broly “I see..

I will have to be more careful in the future

If there are more disgusting humans with abilities like these my plan to eradicate all humanity from all the universes won’t be a complete success… that stinky garbage might be able to survive by hiding underground like the insignificant worms that they are.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAH…”

PLASHHHHHHH!!!!

However, Alabama Zamasu couldn’t keep laughing like a psychopath… because his head was completely destroyed.

Destroyed by a tail / stand hit so fast that he couldn’t even perceive

“Stop laughing like a clichéd psychopathic villain, is fuċkɨnġ embarrassing” Said Broly as he shook the blood and guts from his tail

“What just happened!?” Alabama Zamasu asked very confused instantly after his head was regenerated

Without a doubt he had died and his head had regenerated

But…

How? Why? When?

“I have popped your head with my tail as if you were a chimera ant

Be more vigilant from now on when I kill you

I hate to explain these details to the clueless” Said Broly, showing great contempt and boredom when talking to Alabama Zamasu, as if he was dealing with an annoying and insignificant being

Something that obviously hurt the pride of the naricist Alabama Zamasu, therefore he complained “Grrrr…

DAMN MORTAL! HOW YOU D…”

SLASH!!!

Or at least he tried … since his head separated from his body before he could finish his sentence

Plof

“This time I cut your head off using telekinesis

Can you do something similar?

I don’t think so” Broly said, explaining to Alabama Zamasu the process with which he had died this time.

Although this time he waited for Alabama Zamasu’s head to regenerate before explaining this

[This guy is not normal

Whoever he’s, he’s very strong …

Damn … maybe he’s stronger than me] Alabama Zamasu thought, still sweetening reality to his liking

“What happen?

Are you afraid? Sissy bitch

Can’t you do the same?” Said Broly, taunting Alabama Zamasu to perform the same feat

“Grrrjj …

Of course I can do the same!” Shouted Alabama Zamasu, who had never felt so insulted and belittled

Of course Alabama Zamasu responded to that provocation

How could he not do?

As Kai one of his characteristic abilities was his powerful telekinesis!

The fact that a mortal dared to say that he was more capable in that field than him was an insult that he couldn’t allow.

“HAH!”

He tried to do something more gore, twist Broly’s neck

“UHHHHH!!!”

But…

“AUUAHHHHHHHUHHHH!!”

It was impossible!

“AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!”

No matter how much force and pressure he used, Broly’s skin he didn’t even flinch!

“UUUUAHHHHHHHHOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!”

It was like trying to twist a column of reinforced concrete with tweezers made of cotton!

“IMPOSIBLE!” Shouted Alabama Zamasu, who was almost out of breath after that attempt

“What are you doing?

You are trying to hold the urge to shit?

If you want we can take a little break” Said Broly, implying that he hadn’t even noticed that Alabama Zamasu applied pressure to his body through telekinesis with the intention of breaking his neck

[No way…

THIS… THIS…

THIS IS IMPOSIBLE!

This is impossible to happen!

I’M THE GREATEST GOD!

I’M THE MOST POWERFULL!] Alabama Zamasu thought as he tried to process that great insult to his pride and power… what he believed should be happening and… what was really happening

All this created in Alabama Zamasu a feeling of utter helplessness and confusion that reactivated his little biting barking dog mode

“PREPOTENT BASTARD!

You think these cheap tricks can scare me?

I’M AN INMORTAL GOD” Alabama Zamasu yelled as he charged towards Broly to hit him with all his might in his annoying third eye

POOMMM!!!

But…

CRASHHHHH!!!

“NANI!?” Shouted Alabama Zamasu, since efore he could even touch Broly his arm was detached from his body, as if it had been run over by a truck

And Broly without even flinching grabbed Alabama Zamasu by the head with one hand and said “Do you think I care about immortal Kais?

I’m fuċkɨnġ invincible!

And now I will destroy your torso with my little finger”

And with a single hit of his pinky to the ċhėst…

PLAFFFFFF!!

His entire body was blown to pieces!

Not only did he destroy his torso, but his entire body turned to minced meat!

“Oops sorry, I also destroyed your legs

I thought you were more robust … for a moment I forgot that you were a pathetic Kai

HAHAHAHA!” Broly said with extreme condescension and malice

Right now everything in Broly was so terrifying that even his allies began to fear for their lives.

“Fuck…” Said Goku, that couldn’t believe that a pinky stroke could contain so much force

“What a bastard!” Said Vegeta, who came to think that neither he in the past nor Frieza together were as motherfuckers as Broly right now

“Monster…” Said Trunks, terrified of both things at the same time

However, if they were terrified, Alabama Zamasu was even more, so much so that even began to consider the remote possibility that he had overestimated himself

“It’s not possible

What’s happening?

How can you overcome my power in this way now that I am fused with myself?” Said Alabama Zamasu which was subconsciously moving away from Broly while asking that question

His great self-confidence had been completely shattered after those insults and inexplicable deaths… and he hadn’t even realized it.

“What’s happening?

It’s very simple

That you thought you could do whatever you wanted in a multiverse without Hakaishins

That you could go anywhere and quench your homicidal and narcissistic instincts without consequence.

However, you made a big mistake

And that mistake was killing my alternate wife and allow my alternate stepson to alert us to everything you had done and planned to do…

Direct consequence of this?

You have summoned the monster who eats Hakaishin’s with cereals for breakfast …

ME!

And he had never been so fuċkɨnġ angry and eager to kill Kais!” Broly said as he transformed into True Legendary Super Saiyan Full Power Beyond due to the extreme rage was experiencing

The power he gave off was so great that even affected the movement of the planet, creating tidal waves and causing several volcanoes to erupt.

His killing intent was so dense sinister that the light around him turned gray and the matter decomposed… and of course Alabama Zamasu and all the living beings around Broly began to tremble with fear, even those who observed him in another timeline through a screen (especially Shin)

“[What’s happening to me?

I’m shaking?

Shaking in fear?

Me? A God?] Zamasu thought as he watched stunned as his legs didn’t respond to him, not even to his subconscious that told his body to flee from there

Not even seeing how that monstrosity called Broly approached him and grabbed his head with both hands was he able to move.

He was paralyzed, no muscle in his body did what he wanted!

“Get this words through your narrow and flattened head

From now on I am your god

A vengeful and cruel god” Said Broly while… while squeezing Alabama Zamasu’s head as if it were a stress ball

“AAAAAHHHH!! AAAAHHHHHH!

NOOO!!! NOOO!!!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

UAAAHHHH!

AAAUAUUUAHHHHHHHH!!!”

PLAFH!!!

A stress ball filled with blood