Dragon Ball: The True Legendary Super Saiyan - Chapter 256

Once upon a time…

“AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

UAAHHHH!!!!”

In a very, very, very distant future

“UUUUAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!”

In a ruined kingom… or maybe a city

“AAAAHHH!!!!

AAAHHHH!!! AAAAHHHH!!!

UAOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

NOOOO!!! AAAAHHH!!!

OOOOHHH!! OOOHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAH!!!!

KIAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJJJ!!!!”

And near him … a huge, muscular guy with three eyes enjoyed that grotesque spectacle, relaxing in his chair while eating sushi and crossing out lines from his list “And… now… how should I kill you now?

Ah! I know … by decompression”

And immediately afterwards Zamasu’s body began to deform, swelling in an exaggerated way, as if he were Cell trying to destroy himself… and although he did not do it voluntarily…

“BAAAAAAJTAAAAAAAAAAAARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”

Definitely exploded…

And in that way Zamasu died and rose again in the endless cycle of king Mufasa I… an endless cycle of atrocity and gore that had already lasted almost an hour. Almost an hour in which Zamasu had time to die more than a million times thanks to the time distortion used by Broli…

A long and at the same time short interval of time in which Zamasu even cursed be immortal… in which the mothers stopped overprotecting their children by allowing them to watch the repetitive +18 movie… in which the children who saw something so horrible for the first time were sensitized to that kind of extreme violence… in which some ȧduŀts fell asleep from boredom, as if the snuff movie they were watching was actually a National Geografic documentary

And despite all this … Broly still found it funny

“Oh well, you’ve recovered already …

Give me a moment, I have to look at what other comic deaths were on my list

I want an interesting one” Said Broly upon see that Alabama Zamasu resurrected again… but not paying attention to Alabama Zamasu at all

The 90% of his attention was on his list of “millions of ways to die”, the other 9.99% to his sushi, the other 0,0099% to a fly that was several million kilometers away and finally a 0.0001% to Alabama Zamasu

“Die monster!” Screamed Zamasu with bloodshot eyes and madness in his voice as he created an energy sword in his hand with which he charged towards Broly to cut his throat

What else could he do? Wait for Broly to kill him for the umpteenth time again without resisting?

The result would be possibly the same … evidently … but that was not Alabama Zamasu style

“Stop bothering while I look at my Excel printout” Said Broly while stopping Zamasu’s sword with his personalized chopsticks without even looking at Zamasu to stop that attack

CHOP!

Therefore adding a new type of humiliation to Zamasu’s also long list, which had been trapped due to those wooden chopsticks with illustrations of Broly killing Alabama Zamasu “SURREALIST BASTARD!!”

And that insult aroused Broly’s inspiration

“Ah… I know!

Crushed by an anvil” Said Broly as he materialized a giant anvil on top of the paralyzed Alabama Zamasu

An anvil that inevitably…

Crushed Alabma Zamasu, killing him on the spot

“Hahahahahahaha!

Just like the coyote from Coyote and the Road Runner!

Anyway … let’s choose the next one” Broly said as he focused his gaze on his lists again

And as usual Alabama Zamasu was resurrected again to get back on Broly’s killing waiting list, although this time Alabama Zamasu experienced another outrage to his pride

“Imposible…

Is it made of Katchin?

YOU MATERIALIZED KATCHIN!?

HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO IT!?” Alabama Zamasu asked angrily upon see that Broly had used … in his own way … one of the characteristic abilities of the Kais to kill him

When Kai’s abilities had become so cheap that even disgusting mortals like him can use them?

“Can’t you let me kill you without bothering, fuċkɨnġ racist?!”

Substitution of blood for acid…” Broly said as he used another of his bizarre techniques to kill Alabama Zamasu

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

UAOGAGAGAG!!!

GGGJJJ…”

This time … just as he had done … substituting an extremely potent corrosive acid for his blood.

Therefore, make his body dissolve from the inside out

“Ugh that was disgusting …

And the next one will be… ” Broly said once more as he crossed out another line and looked for the next one

And once again after resurrecting … Alabama Zamasu tried again to kill Broly “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!”

Plash!!! CRACK! POOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!

Without success … and dying again

“Do you still think you can win?

Oh, I know what you’re thinking…

I am immortal, whatever he does to me, he can’t definitely kill me while I still have a chance to do it.

And not only that every time he kills me and I resurrect, I get stronger

I just need to tire him out and wait for him to make a mistake

No matter how painful and humiliating this fight is, in the long run I will be the winner!” Said Broly as he put his list aside… and asked again after stopping the Alabama Zamasu ambush “I’m right!?”

“Grjjjj!!!” Alabama Zamasu grunted as he felt himself being looked down upon again.

However, what bothered him the most is that Broly was right… that was his plan and he didn’t seem to care…

That made him think…

He is overestimating himself in excess and underestimating him in excess… or he knows everything and has everything under control?

“Even taking into account that you ignore that your fusion will only last a few more minutes, that when your fusion ends you will not be able to fuse again in an hour and that when that happens one of your selves will cease to be immortal …

Do you really think you can do something to me in all you execrable excuse of life?” Said Broly verbally abusing his victims, as always

“…”

“Come attack me …

I won’t even defend myself, just try to kill me” Said Broly upon see that Alabama Zamasu refused to accept that the suffering he had endured for almost an hour had been absolutely useless

He said it while spreading his arms and legs and looking up at the sky, as if he had become a human target full of openings.

Not only that, he also disabled all of his defensive abilities, Ki and Nen from his body to be really vulnerable.

“GREAT!

I will attack you with all my might!

I don’t care if the whole world is destroyed with you” Said Alabama Zamasu accepting Broly’s invitation

It was humiliating that he underestimated him in this way but he was not going to miss an opportunity like that… Even if it was a trap….

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” Therefore, he began to increase and gather all the energy of his body in the classical way

“No way!” Shouted Trunks, Vegeta and Goku, woke up from their nap on Broly’s massage chairs upon feeling that powerful ki from someone other than Broly

Alabama Zamasu Ki had become so extremely powerful after so many Zenkais thanks to that torture session that was serval times higher than any of the three after using the Kaioken X20 plus all the other cheats

If something like that touched them could kill them right away

Alabama Zamasu had turned into a monster!

“If I were you … apart from committing suicide for being so pathetic … I would concentrate all my power in a fixed point.

If you scatter your power to attack the planet you won’t even tickle me” Said Broly without moving from its previous position but provoking even more Alabama Zamasu

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” An Alabama Zamasu so furious that he launched the most powerful energy attack in his history, which he did not even name

A highly concentrated energy attack who targeted all the upper body of his enemy with the intention of volatilizing all his vital organs

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

It was such a powerful attack that not even a god of destruction would come out unscathed or even die if he decided to receive it fully as Broly had done

Nevertheless… Broly was not a pathetic god of destruction

“IMPOSIBLE!” Shouted Alabama Zamasu, Vegeta and Beerus upon see that their enemy didn’t even have a wound on his body

And while they were disappointed, outraged and to the point of fainting…

Broly was extremely furious “FUCKING SHITTY USELESS KAI!

YOU CAN’T EVEN HURT ME !?

I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF!?”

His intention was for Alabama Zamasu to seriously injure him to prove something… but since the useless Alabama Zamasu couldn’t do even that

CLASHHHH!!!

“WHAT!?” Everybody screamed upon see what Broly had just done

With his own hands Broly had pierced his own ċhėst, ripped out his heart and …

PLOOO!!!!

Crushed it with a squeeze!

And…

And automatically … his deadly wound healed itself

“It can’t be …

You too are…” Alabama Zamasu said, so shocked and desperate by what he had just seen that was unable to finish his sentence

What he had just seen… what he had just learned… had destroyed his plan

“Yes, I am immortal, actually much more immortal than you.

Unlike you, I heal myself from everything

FROM ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING!” Said Broly as he wiped the blood from Alabama Zamasu’s cheek with his tail

And due to that action he realized a terrifying truth

“WHAT!?

[Is my cheek bleeding? This wound … he did it to me when…]” Alabama Zamasu said and thought upon noticing that his two cheeks had cuts and were bleeding

The scary thing wasn’t that both of his cheeks were slashed without him noticing, after all until now he had died without knowing how thousands of times

The truly terrifying thing is that these injuries had not been caused by Broly now but almost an hour ago!

“It seems that you have finally realized

How many times have I destroyed your head since I made that cut on your cheeks?

How many times have I destroyed your body?

And yet why hasn’t that wound healed like the rest?

Why aren’t they healing right now the way your fingers regenerate after blowing them up?” Asked Broly with an evil while immolating all the fingers of Zamasu’s body, including those of the hands and feet

BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM!

“No … impossible … this can’t be true” Said Alabama Zamasu absolutely puzzled and distraught upon see that his fingers were regenerating and the wounds on his hands caused by the explosions were healing but… his cheeks keep bleeding from his wound the blood hadn’t even clotted until now

His despair was so big that did not even feel pain when his 20 fingers were destroyed!

“That’s right, I have a skill called IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE that a colleague taught me that makes everything I do irreversible.

When I use it if I hurt something it cannot be cured, if I destroy something it cannot be repaired, if I kill someone he/she/it cannot be resurrected

Not even an immortal escapes that rule” Said Broly with an even more malevolent smile than before

“No… no…

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

This can’t be happening!

SUCH THING IS IMPOSIBLE!” Shouted Alabama Zamasu like a crazy bitch, who recoiled back due to the extreme fear that Broly had just awakened in him

So far he had managed to keep his mind relatively stable despite the situation he was in by being certain that in the long run he could be the winner thanks to his immortality and Zenkai but…

Broly was not only much powerful than him

He seemed to be invulnerable to all but his own!

And besides … he was immortal like him and …

CAN KILL INMORTALS LIKE HIM WITH EASE?

“You get it right?

You cannot kill me in any way while I can eliminate your existence whenever I want

The only reason I’ve left you alive until now is because it’s fun to watch you die.

But that’s not the only way I have to kill immortals” Broly said as he continued to prolong the agony of Alabama Zamasu “AMATERASU!”

Some black flames that Alabama Zamasu could not extinguish no matter how much Ki he used “AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” on the contrary, they seemed to burn with more force “AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”

“This fire never goes out

It will continue to consume you until there is nothing left … and you are immortal so there will always be fuel

Welcome to a life of torture” Said Broly while using the flaming body of Alabama Zamasu to cook a veal chop

However, in the face of such suffering, despair and humiliation, the stubbornness of Alabama Zamasu did not give up!

His survival instinct trained with millions of deaths the previous minutes made every neuron in his brain work at the 6699% of his capacity to get out of it alive

And found a way!

CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP!

“Oh well thought out

You have been intelligent and dismembered your body with telekinesis and moved as far as possible all the parts that were on fire

If you had been a little slower the flames would have spread throughout your body and it would be your end

CONGRATULATION!

You have survived another death sentence” Said Broly while sarcastically applauding Alabama Zamasu’s prowess, which was regenerating on the ground

And once he regenerated again … he would try to kill him again!

[I HAVE TO FLEE FROM HERE] Alabama Zamasu thought desperately

Until now he had stayed on earth receiving that torture because he believed he could win

But that had been proven to be impossible, he had no chance to defeat that monster and he could kill him whenever he wanted!

So while was still regenerating and Broly consulted his list to choose a new twisted death sentence… Alabama Zamasu teleported his time ring onto his finger and … escaped to another timeline

—

In another place other than earth

Alabama Zamsu suddenly appeared

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

I AM STILL ALIVE!

I AM STILL ALIVE!!!!” Alabama Zamasu yelled like crazy as he hugged and kissing himself

He was still alive and most importantly … far from Broly’s reach!

The dream that he and many others shared!

The true happiness!

And after a few seconds in which he tried to calm down and overcome part of his trauma he showed the characteristic smile and attitude of a megalomaniac cliché villain again “Who could have imagined that a monster like you could exist among those disgusting mort …” Until he remembered Broly’s speech in which he dismantled his charade… and became even crazier “Ok, he was right … I’m not doing it for justice … and I don’t care…

I JUST WANT TO KILL EVERYONE!”

You may be invincible, but you have made a serious mistake Broly

And that has been not to kill me in one of those millions of attempts

With the time ring on my finger I can go to any timeline, collect once again the Super Dragon Balls and repeat the same thing I did with Goku …

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

With your body I will no longer need to kill the pathetic Supre Kais to eliminate the Hakaishins

I WILL BE ABLE TO KILL THEM PERSONALLY!

MY PLAN WILL BE EVEN MORE PERFECT!

I have to thank you Broly for that incredible gift you have given me!

HUAHUAHUA! HUAHUAHUA! HUAHUAHUA!

HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” Said Alabama Zamasu invaded by madness after having surviving to the greatest crisis he had ever imagined experiencing

Not only had he survived through thick and thin!

He had managed to keep his mind, his spirit, his essence … his ambition intact even after suffering the greatest failure of his life!

Everything he suffered at the hands of Broly would have killed anyone else at all levels

BUT NOT HIM!

He had become the incarnation of the phoenix!

Not only had he survived, he had become even more powerful and more resolute!

AND WOULD BECOME EVEN MORE POWERFUL AFTER POSSESING BROLY’S BODY!

“Thanks Broly!

Thank you for this wonderful gift!

HUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHAUA!” Alabama Zamasu said to himself as he thought about how to implement his new plan

“You’re welcome, but I didn’t do it with that intention

The only thing that is redeemable in you is how positive you are

You try to turn your problems into opportunities”

“KIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!”