Dropped Like A Dead Person - Chapter 11 Starting To Make Money

System, are you sure about this?

{Don’t worry, you pussy once you look at a stock you will understand this is easy money}

Woah, System this is like insider trading only better I get to see all the sex scandals!

That, idiot Musk, is going to get high today on TV, he should post it on Facebook too, what a fucking moron.

{Poor guy looks, like he got a problem}

System! This is bullshit we only made $200 bucks, we to need big boy more money, before we mess with the stock market.

{True, but you got a system point, all on your own all you had to do was lie to your mom, you dirtbag.}

Fuck off it was your idea!

{I don’t think so master}

I’m going to the mall you shitty system.

{Look at your watch, you fucktard}

Huh? Why does it say $2, I paid $30 for this watch!

{It’s, used and all beat up, who in their right mind would even use that piece of junk, even with a merchant system you still lack common sense…}

………..

I can’t argue that point after you say it like that, fuck!

{Only half kidding master, all the items in a mall are like that I do not think you would enjoy wasting money there anymore, let’s just go quickly buy the purse and think of something else.}

Dam system this purse only cost $30 bucks to make but sells for $250, this is fucking GENIUS!

{Master they have to ship it here from the moon and provide whips to beat the slaves it seems fair..}

Are you trolling me system?

{If only I truly was…}

Ugg its all made with child labor. I’m going to call mom and tell her, if she still want’s it I guess I have to buy it its her money.

[Call’s mom]

Mom, I decided to go to the mall today to get your purse, but I found out they are made with child labor, and the mark up is pretty high do you really want it?

Did you say child Labor, burn that place to the ground son! To the ground! Do you hear me!!

I can’t do that but if you lend me 100k; I can bankrupt their company in a week.

Sure, son I can lend you 100k, let me whoop it out of your father’s ass.

Mom, you don’t trust me? Don’t worry, this will be your Christmas present.

Suure Son Keep dreaming Tomorrow is Christmas!

Make sure to watch the news!

[Quest received Bankrupt Coach by Christmas!]

System I said that as I joke!

{I did not, child labor is a sin, so fuck you just do it contact them labor rights people this is war! Did you not hear your mother!}

Fuck your right! But, can we really do this in one day?!

{Hhehe First bankrupt the Majority Shareholder, and then let the labor rights people work on the child labor scandal.}

Ok, I’ll have mom get proof, I’ll shoot her a text.

O, Michael your serious about this?

Well it will take me an hour to get some men to that island, I did the mititary a favor a few years back, it should not be a problem to raid it, and I’ll send you the 100k, it’s not much to us, but we did not want to spoil you, is that really all you need?

Well, coach is going to have a bad day we should, just short the hell out of it.

Ohh! Your right, fuck them!

Yep, mom I just need 100k to kidnap that shitty CEO, He’s going to confess and donate all his wealth to child labor right groups!

Because irony?

Mom you know it!