Dropped Like A Dead Person - Chapter 22 Troll Chapter And Youre Going To Read It

System is there any way I can make other people stronger?

{Yes, master normal humans can go to a magical place called a gym!}

System, the novel is in a dark mood right now do not force a joke it won’t land well, people would think its unnatural and stuff is such a bad idea…

{That sounds like more reason to do it?}

Meh fuck, it your right they wont think its filler, atfer all I tell dumb jokes all the time, my dream is to bring back shit-man, that would be awesome.

{Going to call the chapter the Return of “Shit-man?”}

Oo, I have an idea!

{Do tell!}

I’m going to make a whole chapter devoted to trolling people!

{OMG, you could roll a few 100 people at least!}

Yes! My partner in crime!

{Master this is not going to be low-key}

But it will be fun! Also, I don’t have any points so there’s nothing you can do!

{When do you ever have points?}

Fucking system!

{So master everyone knows Kaylah likes you now, what’s going to happen?}

Uhh, who knows they would have to read the novel to find out!

{This author is such an ass}

Ok ok here’s a big spoiler!

{comn comn tell me!}

Shes going to walk….. On shit! Heheehe you believed me for a second!

{Shameless!}

You fucking know it! Who else has the balls to troll people like me?

{Your mom when she made you!}

Fucking shit infested system!

{I live in your brain are you saying that your brain is full of shit?}

Yes, did you not just read all of the above!

{Everyone is going to think your insane!}

I’d say that makes me interesting, fuck all them normal people with jade skin and super cool systems that really give them points!

All this time, in the novel and I can’t even cultivate!

{Hahaha you got trolled by the author remember he said all you needed was 50k points?}

Yea man I thought he was hinting at something, but nope!

It was just one big fucking troll!

What the fuck do you think the point of the chapter is!

Um, because your bored and decided to troll people?

Well really, I sorta have writers block, not sure how I wana deal with Kaylah so im just stalling.

{Yea you just tossed grammar out the window!}

If, I hold this chapter and release the next one people wont get mad at me.

{You would be a pussy if you did that though.}

The thing is I’m a talented troll!

{Why you say that?}