Dudu’s Diary - Chapter 60

Yu Shanshan took the idea of ​​Yuen Long seriously, and muttered, “Grandpa can be so painful, so is Aunt Lian. And aunts and uncles too, it just hurts Dudu as an eyeball, what to give, I’m afraid that if I go on like this, the fat man will become a puppet. “

Yuen Long pursed his lips and said, “Tuk Tuk can’t live with grandpa all the time, otherwise it’s easy to be spoiled, but we can’t say more about the old man hurting the child. But when you go to the army to follow the army, we will be the same family. Three, let’s manage him twice, this fat can also reduce him. “

When it comes to joining the army, Yuen Long has always kept in mind, after all, in his heart, he is looking forward to the mother and the child can go to the army.

Big hand rubbing on the butterfly bone on her back, he couldn’t help but ask: “Baby, when did you go with the army with me? You have already lost weight now.”

Yu Shanshan didn’t really think about this problem. After all, in her thoughts, she still has 20 pounds of meat to lose, far from being able to lose weight, so she never considered when to go to the army to join the army. The problem.

Now listening to him asking, there was no answer in his mind for a moment.

As soon as Yuen Long looked at her expression, she knew that she hadn’t thought of it yet. In fact, in his opinion, she doesn’t need to reduce it anymore. Now she’s in good shape and she doesn’t know how thin she is when she stays in Universe So he tentatively proposed: “It’s better to come with me this time. I really miss you and Dudu over there alone. I think you can go as soon as possible. Our family of three are together every day.”

Yu Shanshan actually wanted to live in a family of three, but hesitated a bit, “But what should I do to lose weight? I still want to continue to lose weight.”

Yuen Long analyzed for her: “In fact, you can also practice, and you know how to arrange your usual diet. Now you are just a coach in Huanyu watching you to accompany you to reduce it. What you can continue to reduce is No? It’s just that without a coach you have to be self-control, and insist on losing weight without anyone looking at you to help you. “

In fact, Yuen Long was right. After losing fat for so long, she already knew all the weight loss exercises, and she had a thorough understanding of weight loss diet. Even without Yan Shao, she could lose weight by herself, just like he said Yes, no one helped to watch, she didn’t know if she had the willpower to practice herself, and she was also afraid she couldn’t control her mouth.

Yu Shanshan couldn’t decide for a while, “I think about it.”

Yuen Long was also reluctant to urge her, kissed her forehead, “Okay, you slowly think about it, it doesn’t matter if you don’t want to go now, that is, wait a few more months.”

Although Yuen Long did not rush, Yu Shanshan took the matter into her heart, and she felt a little guilty. Because of her, he left Yuen Long alone on the side of the army, and also prevented Dudu from talking to his father. Together, the little guy really wanted to live with his dad, and had to video with his dad every day.

I’m afraid Dudu also wants to follow his dad.

Thinking about it that way, Yu Shanshan secretly asked Dudu for advice, “Would you like to go to the army with Dad now?”

Dudu heard the words without hesitation and nodded without hesitation, “Think, mother, can we move to live with my father?”

“But if you live there with your dad, you won’t see your grandfather too often, you won’t see your aunt and grandma, and you won’t see your aunt or grandfather, so do you want to go?”

Dudu heard hesitant, biting his fat finger and struggling. After half a while, the grandmother said with a voice, “I want to go with my dad! Grandpa, aunt, grandma, and grandpa are all accompanied, but Dad is the only one No one is with me. I’m going with my dad. “

Yu Shanshan was shocked by the words she said, but she did not expect that such words would be spoken from the mouth of a little fellow. She would not be able to speak such a sensible word.

Compared with the fat son, Yu Shanshan felt even more guilty. Her wife is not as good as her son when he cares for Yuen Long. The fat son who is heartless and heartless knows that his father is lonely. How can she be a mother than Where is the son?

At this moment, stimulated by a sensible fat son, Yu Shanshan finally made a decision: she will lose weight by herself in the future, and this time she will bring her fat son and Yuen Long back to the army.

Do it when you think of it. Yu Shanshan “resigned” to Yan Shao after one day of training: “Coach, I will not come here to lose weight in the future. Thank you for your help in these months.”

Yan Shao paused and looked at her silently for a few seconds before asking: “Aren’t you going to reduce it to ninety pounds? Isn’t it only one hundred and ten pounds? Couldn’t it be that twenty pounds don’t want to lose it?”

Yu Shanshan waved her hand, “Of course not, I will continue to lose weight, but in the future I will lose it myself, and I will strive to lose the last 20 pounds in the next month.”

Yan Shao stopped talking. This time it took a long time to be silent. It was so long when Shanshan felt strange that he would say again: “Is it because of …. Dudu’s father?”

Yu Shanshan didn’t hide it, nodded, “Yeah, I’m going to follow the army with him this time.”

Yan Shao nodded and said “Oh” lightly.

Yu Shanshan saw nothing to say, so he waved and waved goodbye to him, “Goodbye, coach.”

Having said that, she suddenly gave birth to the guts, adding: “Coach Yan, I will give you a sincere reminder before leaving. You are a man with a nasty hair, a poisonous tongue, a perverted and unkind, just like me I can bear you, you better change it, otherwise I will no longer have clients, and I think with your personality, it is impossible to find a girlfriend in this life, and it is impossible for a boyfriend, it seems that there is only Zhu Yusheng is so pitiful. “

After speaking, she felt proud for a while, and finally was able to spit out the words that had been suppressed for a long time. Anyway, she won’t come tomorrow, and she won’t have to bear him anymore. She is not afraid to offend him!

Oh oh …

Yan Shao gritted his teeth and said, “……… Yu Shanshan, are you looking for death ?!”

Yu Shanshan rolled his eyes and said, “Why, do you still want to hit me? Are you afraid you forgot how my husband hit you last time? Would you like me to ask my husband to come and give you another experience? “

Yan Shao: “Yu! Shan! Shan!”

Yu Shanshan approached him with a **** and decided to flash people.

Running after hitting is the best policy.

Yan Shao watched as she opened the door and was about to leave. Suddenly there was an impulse in her heart. When he did not respond, the words blurted out, “Yu Shanshan, don’t you really know me?”

Yu Shanshan moved the door and looked back at him suspiciously, “What do you mean? I already knew you.”

Yan Shao looked at her and said, “My original name was Yan-Shao-An.”

Yan Shao’an? Why is this name so familiar?

Yu Shanshan turned around in her head. Suddenly, her eyes widened and she looked at him in disbelief. “Are you Yan Shaoan? Follow me, the big fat Yan Shaoan in a high school?”

Yan Shao gritted his teeth. The dead woman used to call him a fat man. This was a nightmare for three years in high school. He wanted to turn around in front of her. He lost weight for four years abroad and finally became What it looks like now.

Yu Shanshan covered her mouth and looked up and down in amazement, but no matter how she looked vertically, she could not see the figure of the big fat Yan Shao’an that year, but his name and his relationship with Jiang Er were really It may be Yan Shao’an at that time. The most important thing is that now thinking, Yan Shao and Yan Shao’an at that time are really the same.

No wonder she couldn’t think of a man named Yan Shao who was small with Jiang Er. It turned out that his appearance had changed.

But he’s not a super fat man. How did he become like this?

As if to see her doubts, Yan Shaoleng said with a cold face, “May I change you from a fat man to a thin man, and then I will not be allowed to lose weight?”

Yu Shanshan thinks about it right, it seems that this person is the weight loss reduction now.

Wait, Yu Shanshan suddenly widened her eyes and looked at him accused, “Then you didn’t recognize me long ago? Why didn’t you say it?”

Yan Shao couldn’t answer, so he had to lift his chin, a “you care for me” expression.

Yu Shanshan pointed at him angrily, “Okay, I’ll say why you are so perverted with my poisonous tongue. It turns out that you’ve been telling personal hatred! No wonder you never dare to tell me!”

Yan Shao hesitated, but she said she did n’t know what to say. In fact, she was poisoning her tongue because she could n’t help but want to see how she jumped. As for why she has n’t told her who she is now, even he himself Unexplainable.

So, what else is explained? What’s the point? Let her think so.

Yan Shao waved his hand like sweeping rubbish. “Get out of here, Yu Shanshan. I won’t need to see you from tomorrow, my ears are finally clean.”

“I’m too lazy to see you!” Yu Shanshan was so anxious that he strangled him, rolled his eyes and turned away.

The door was snapped, and the arc of Yan Shao’s mouth finally disappeared.

Goodbye, Yu Shanshan.

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On Sunday evening, Yuen Long drove back to the army with Yu Shanshan, Du Du and Erbao, and Yu Shanshan officially started her life in the army.

The next day happened to be on Monday. Yuen Long woke Tuk Tuk out of his sleep. “Tuk Tuk, get up, Dad will send you to kindergarten for school.”

He greeted the kindergarten two days ago, and let Dudu go to school today, or start reading in a small class.

It’s still early, far from the time when Tu Tu usually gets up. Tu Tu shook his head stupidly and muttered, “Dad, I want to sleep, don’t go to school.”

Yuen Long hugged him to wash in the bathroom, and brushed his teeth while saying, “Children have to go to school, and school knowledge will become smart, and they will not learn to become a fool.”

Dudu is sleepy, and he feels that not going to school is more interesting than going to school. He is very resistant to the toothbrush in his mouth, and the fat legs are not willing to cooperate when kicked and kicked. “Daddy, I am very smart. Let ’s go to school. Mom is stupid. Be smart. “

Yu Shanshan, who came to the bathroom door with a fascination, heard it, and her eyes that could not be opened immediately became irritated. When she walked over, she slaps on the **** of the little guy. Itch! Give me to go to school immediately and obediently! “

Dudu was beaten honestly, knowing that it was not possible to attack, changed to wisdom, hugged Yuen Long’s neck, shook it coquettishly, and kissed his father’s face “Bab”, “Daddy, I don’t want Go to school, I will stay with my mother at home, otherwise my mother will be alone. “

Yu Shanshan immediately dismantled the stage: “I’m not alone at home, little fat man, really.” Don’t try to use me as an excuse.

Seeing that his mother didn’t cooperate, Dudu had to smile at his mother flatteringly and smiled very well. “Mom, I will miss you as long as I am not with you.”

Yu Shanshan pierced him again: “You little fat man with a mouth full of lies, why didn’t you see your miss mom when you went to the club to learn boxing before? “But she clearly remembered the ruthless face of the fat man at that time.

Toot guilty to the finger.

Seeing that the little guy just didn’t want to go to school, Yuen Long sighed helplessly. Before, because he would not stay in the emperor for a long time, he didn’t let Dudu go to kindergarten. The little guy had been like a vagrant Free days, accustomed to the casualness of not going to school, and then let him go to school, he resisted.

But not going to school is impossible, you have to go to school.

Yuen Long was about to compulsively hold the little guy to the kindergarten, but Yu Shanshan stopped her with a look. She said, “Since Dudu doesn’t want to go, don’t go, don’t force him.”

Yuen Long raised her eyebrows, and realized that she had come up with a ghost idea to deal with the fat son again.

Seeing no need to go to school, I was so happy that I rushed over and hugged my mother’s legs. She flung her heartily and expressed her gratitude to her mother.

Yu Shanshan showed a kind smile on her face, but she smiled in her heart. Hey hey, you’ll beg me to take you to kindergarten later.

Yu Shanshan walked out of the bathroom, beckoned at Yuen Long, and deliberately said in a mysterious tone, “Her husband, come here, I have something to say to you.”

Yuen Long asked Dudu to brush his teeth and wash his face, and went out.

Yu Shanshan led him to the door, using a voice that seemed to be whispering, but still heard: “I’m telling you, I don’t think you can send Dudu to school. “

Knowing that she was acting, Yuen Long deliberately cooperated with her and asked, “Why?”

Yu Shanshan raised her voice and said, “I tell you don’t tell Dudu. The food in the kindergarten is delicious. I heard that there are desserts after dinner. If Dudu goes, I can eat it again. We ate it. Did n’t we let him lose weight? I ca n’t lose weight in kindergarten, so I think it ’s better to let Dudu follow me at home. I plan to let him eat cucumber every day to lose weight. Give him something to eat, and by the time he’s so hungry he will grow thin. “

Yuen Long squeezed his mouth and tried to hold back a smile, because Shanshan, a clever ghost, poke her forehead, but responded cooperatively: “Yeah, I think you are right, it seems that you cannot send Dudu to kindergarten. “

When I saw my parents going out and whispering, I cried out of my curiosity and hid behind the door to hear the tooting beeps heard here, my eyes widened, I couldn’t believe what I heard.

His mother was so bad that he only ate cucumbers and made him howl even when he was hungry?

Dudu touched his own belly and imagined the scene where he could only succumb to the cucumber and howled, and suddenly he had a shiver and felt that the sky was dark.

He didn’t want to eat only cucumber. Cucumber was not delicious at all. He wanted to eat meat, dessert, and snacks!

No, he’s going to kindergarten!

Dudu immediately ran back to the bathroom, heard the sound of the father and mother re-entering, and then pretended to run out just after brushing their teeth and washing their faces, hugging Yuen Long’s legs, and smiling with a good smile on his face, saying, “Dad , I think I should go to kindergarten, I’m not smart enough, I want to learn knowledge. “

Yuen Long: What if I want to laugh?

Yu Shanshan pinched him on the back, reminding him not to reveal the stuffing, but said dissatisfied in his mouth, “Hey! Fatty, you just didn’t want to go to kindergarten, why are you going again now? How can a man go back?

“I’m only three years old, and I’m still a baby. It’s okay to go back and forth once in a while.”

Yu Shanshan also wanted to laugh, but for the successful conclusion of the play, she stiffened herself and made an expression of “I don’t want you to go to kindergarten” on her face. She said unhappyly: “Mom alone It’s boring at home, just stay with your mother at home. “

Mom just wants to make herself lose weight! Dudu made it more clear that he was going to kindergarten, and hugged her mother’s legs and shook. “Mom, please, let me go to kindergarten to learn, I can’t become a person without culture.”

Seeing that the fire was almost over, Yu Shanshan decided to close the net, and he couldn’t stand the way he begged himself and said, “Okay, okay, you go.”

Afraid of being stopped by her mother, Dudu immediately ran to the sofa, picked up her small schoolbag, and pulled Yuen Long’s hand out, “Dad, let’s go to school!”

He was taken out by Yuen Long and looked back at Yu Shanshan, who was already smiling and covering her stomach and pumping, and gave her a thumbs up.

It’s her mother who knows children.

He will learn more in the future.