Dungeon Farming: Reborn as a Dungeon Lord, cultivating life inside a cave. - Chapter 55：The Dungeon Lord Vs The Rose Twins

Arriving in the room, I noticed I can’t push the door open.

Did the mad woman barricade the door?

Well, whatever…

I take a step to the side and make a new door on the side of the old one.

All right!

I opened the door and I was greeted by the sight of two girls with the exact same face, one with a pony tail and another with twin tails, completely focused on playing cards on the table I had made.

I looked at the other side of the old door and saw the mad woman was now sleeping in some odd position with her body pushing against the door.

Oh, so that’s why I couldn’t open the door!

I turn my head back to the two and notice they noticed me too.

We stare at each others eyes in silence…

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…

“”Bishounen ga kita!!!””

The two suddenly shouted as they grabbed one another’s hands while point toward me.

What the hell!?

Let’s not mind it for now… we got more important things to worry about like not waking up the watchdog, no I mean, hmm, whatever! You know what I mean!

I made a silence signal, pointing out to the sleeping woman then another sign asking to follow me, I opened the door and waited for them to follow me.

The two seem to have understood and followed me silently.

After they had left, I locked the door and lead them to the farming camp.

Making another chair for me, I sat by the table and turned to call Blue, but when I looked at the green field I saw the children are already sleeping, making it a bad idea to call him out loud now.

“Well, let’s not talk out loud to not wake up the kids. Hello, my name is Plate.”

The pony tail energetically answered me.

“Hello Plate, I am Lilica Rose, but you can call me Lil.”

The twin tails followed right after and presented herself as well.

“And I am Tally Rose, but you can call me Hon-”

“No you can’t! Call her Tal instead!”

“Eh!? Why not? And who are you calling tall!? I’m the same height as you!”

“Did you already forgot what happened last time? I’m tired of cleaning up after your mess!”

“Hmm…but it was not my fault! How could I know such cool guy was actually married!?”

“That’s why I told you to be more careful! At least check his hands first!”

“I already did! Look, they are clean!”

“That’s not what I meant! I mean-”

“Girls! Hey Girls! I’m still here, you know…”

“Oh sorry…” ;p

“Hehe…” ;p

T_T

“Miss Lilica, Miss Tally, considering both of you got surnames, could it be you two are nobles?”

“Oh, it’s nothing big, this is just remains from a past age.”

“Yeah, and now that our Kingdom was just destroyed there is no need to get attached to such titles anymore.”

O_O

She just casually threw a huge bomb in my face…

“W-What do you mean? Your Kingdom was destroyed?”

“Well, pretty much. We were already just an weakened branch of the former elven empire that survived on this place after being exiled.”

“Then, yesterday, that huge orc army arrived and started their attack without even declaring war.”

“Our walls were breached, most of our soldiers killed and what was left helped evacuate the civilians while holding the enemy back…”

“Even the King and the Prince were killed in the fight, the Queen stayed behind to try to delay the enemy while the three Princesses ran away.”

While trying to digest all the huge news that arrived one after another, I muttered silently.

“So Alice who was with you…”

“She is the second princess of our destroyed Kingdom.”

“And the probable successor to the throne.”

“Since her elder sister is already engaged to the foreign elven prince.”

“But you can forget about putting your hands on her! Our laws state that those with royal bloodline can only marry pure blooded elves.”

“Yeah, but considering that our kingdom was just destroyed, who is going to enforce such rules?”

“Sister! You are right! Maybe this is our chance!?”

“With that said, please marry us!”

Wait, WHAT!? How did the talk suddenly jumped to this?

“Sorry but I will have to refuse.”

“Damn! I knew it wasn’t going to work…”

“Yeah, he already saw the princess, there is no way he would be interested in us…”

“No, this has nothing to do with that. There is no way I would marry a 14 years old kid, anyway.”

“Eh? But she is already 16!”

“And we are 18, by the way.”

No matter how I look at you two, this sounds like a lie…

Of course I dare not commenting on this ;p

“That’s not the problem, but can you please tell me more about this orc invasion?”

“What is there more to say?”

“They arrived yesterday, in the thousands count.”

“Encircled the city with siege weapons.”

“Then started shooting at us.”

“Eu fired back at them but our guards only had crossbows.”

“Then they started to invade the walls.”

“Meanwhile a group of them approached the gate.”

“Then there was that big black orc…”

“With a huge black saber…”

“He, alone, broke through the main gate!”

“He had absurd strength and vitality!”

“No matter how many arrows we threw at him, it seemed like it had no effect.”

“The King was forced to fight him head on.”

“But he was losing badly.”

“Then the Prince sneak attacked the black orc from behind.”

“The orc laughed at the Prince’s attempt and bit his neck.”

“The King used all his power to pierce the orc in an all or nothing attack.”

“But the attack was not enough and the orc cut of the King’s head.”

“With the King dead, our army lost the last bit of moral it had and started to break apart.”

“Then the Queen rose took over the command and started evacuating what was left of the city.”

“We were assigned as the second princess escort.”

“And used a secret path through the mountain to arrive here.”

“Then after escaping all night long.”

“We arrived at a cave behind the mountain.”

“So we decided to rest here.”

“But as we entered the cave.”

“We reached a big hall.”

“Then everything went black.”

“And we woke up in that room.”

“And were saved by you.”

“So, now that you saved our lives.”

“Be sure to take responsibility to the end!”

“And marry us!”

Back to marriage again!? No way! Sigh…