Eroge Reincarnation　　～Please don’t collect Onee-chan’s CGs～ - Chapter 1

Hey~ Me again with another update! But not for Shirayuki

Also, surprise surprise, it’s a double release!!

Glances outside. “…is that the sun? ………………….”

Putting the current time aside, this is the one I was talking about before. Also released the SYN for it but don’t mind. I’m not sure the status of this one but it might be discontinued, idk. But, there is already 28 chapters of content, so…

Hopefully you’ll enjoy it!

P.S. WordPress, please stop ruining the formatting. Ugh.

Prologue

A/N: It’s my first publication.

「I believe it’s time for us to begin the strategy meeting for capturing!」

Gripping a fist I declared loudly.

The one in front of me was my two year younger brother Dean who had just turned 18. Same as me he had chestnut brown hair and blue eyes, but because of the long bangs in front of his eyes they were hidden and you could barely see them.

He was told to cut them several times, but according to him, it seems this was an eroge protagonist’s identity.

――Yes, he was this eroge world’s protagonist.

It was 5 years ago that I, Alice, have realized that I reincarnated into this game world.

Able to wield a sword somewhat at age 13, it was when Dean went along with me to a nearby forest for a monster subjugation job.

Dean’s gear was a bandana on his brow, a cheap leather breastplate and gauntlets, and equipped on his waist was a short sword.

No matter where you look, this is the protagonist from the eroge I played in my last life!

「This is that eroge……!?」

I who reflexively spouted that out had no fault.

It’s just that Dean blankly had his mouth wide open with a stupefied face.

「Nee-chan, just now…… Did you just say eroge!?」

「……I did.」

『Nee-chan too……?』『No, there’s no way……』so Dean muttered to himself while looking this way.

「Dean, you…… Are you aware of what an eroge is?」

I tilted my head, and Dean nodded and began talking of how he retained memories from his last life.

He remembered 5 years ago. When he saw me come out in my equipment for adventuring, he realized that the elder sister in front of his eyes was a character from the eroge he played in his last life.

「To think Nee-chan was a reincarnator too……」

「No, more importantly!　Why was the destination for my reincarnation an eroge!?　An Eroge!?」

It’s important so I said it twice. It’s an eroge. Eroge!　It’s a game where you make girls go “an an” and do this and that to them you know!

The eroge I seemingly have reincarnated to, is an orthodox RPG with high difficulty even though it’s an eroge, and as promised from fantasy there’s an abundance of ero events with tentacles and slimes and orcs and such. And the protagonist’s sister Alice wasn’t an exception to them…… Rather, other than the fact she wasn’t a capture target, her treatment was horrible.

There was no ahegao, right? 1　or so while traversing along my old memories, I looked at Dean.

「At any rate to know about this game, it can’t be that in your past life, Nee-chan was a guy!?」

「I know what you want to say, but in my past life I was female. ……I think I was an otaku though.」

「Heー, unexpectedly there are girls like that. My big sis…… Eーto, my sister from my past life was an otaku and an unpopular woman 2 to the point where I thought it was disappointing.」

「My, what a coincidence, in my past life I also had a pitiful otaku and wizard candidate little brother.」3

Our gazes meeting, we went silent.

I wonder why, frankly I only have a bad feeling.

「Eーto, Onee-sama, pardon me but your past life’s name was……?」

「Touno Yuri.」

「SERIOUSLYyyyyyyy!!」

I watched my brother who was clinging to his head screaming with unexpectedly composed eyes.

No matter where you looked at it, this was ‘Yuri’s’ little brother for sure.

「It’s Nee-chan!?　That Alice is Nee-chan!!??　This is awful!　It’s not moe!　It’ll witherrrrr!!」4

That last bit was an extremely rotten declaration, oh brother of mine. No, I get your feelings, but what kind of eyes are you looking at your blood related sister of this world with? Come to think of it, the number of my underwear hasn’t been matching up but it can’t be, because of you!?

Setting aside my troubles to a different place, Dean was rolling around on the floor koro koro while in big strife.

Even in this life, what a disappointing kid……

After a time it seemed like his emotions settled down, Dean sat up on the floor and spoke.

「What’re you gonna do Nee-chan?　At this rate you’re gonna be attacked by an octopus, get frisked down by bandits, your clothes melted by slimes, spit roast by the Demon King…GUFUH!!」5

I won’t let you say it to the end!

Dean who took my axe kick fully curled up and shook puru puru. Well, he pretty much said everything though. I also cleared this game many times, and Alice was an easy to use magician but with high defense character, so I saw that event numerous times.

I want to evade everything I can avoid. But, maybe the game has compulsory force or some sort of correction――.

In the first place, with this lil bro as the protagonist, I wonder if this world is ok.

I considered such while watching Dean who was still crouched over.

God of Eroge, you made a mistake choosing people, I thought.

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Now back to the strategy meeting in the beginning.

「Our target is the True Ending! I definitely won’t let Sofia-chan die!」

「Ahー, ……Right, you’ve been like that since forever ago. ――Well to start with, in any other route Dean will become king, so when we get to the ending the country will be ruined. 」

To get this game’s True Ending, you had to make Sofia who was the princess into your comrade and you must definitely set off the Dragon・Demon King・Evil God events. In the other routes you just beat the Dragon or Demon King and welcomed the ending with the respective heroine, Princess Sofia would die and the great hero the protagonist would succeed the throne.

The King…… It’s impossible for this meathead brother, God of Eroge. Plus, knowing that the princess will die but trying not to avoid it would make it hard to sleep.

「……Nee-chan thinks I’m an idiot, don’t you. 」

「Of course! 　I think you’re a muscle-brain!!」

「Stop your smug face!」

Let’s ignore little brother’s grumbling.

「For now I don’t want us to waste time allotting useless experience points, so let’s collect just the necessary characters for this run. Also, we’re going to avoid Alice’s ero events, got it!?」

「Un, even I don’t want to see my blood related sister going “an an”…… But, ahー, eーto, what’s his name again?　We gotta do that silver hair guy’s event, or else…」

……Silver hair?

I can’t recall his name. He was a male character so probably didn’t feel like learning it anyways though. I feel like I’ve always referred to him as ‘silver hair’.

If I remember correctly he was a necessary character for the True End, and in fact was the princess’ younger brother from another mother; a silver haired swordsman.  In the game’s beginning, the event ‘Alice gets tangled up with an octopus by the seashore’ he was an ikemen gallantly introduced.

His event was fixed, but letting him join the party was optional. If we’re aiming for the True End then we must get him in our party and set off Sofia’s introduction event.

――In other words, I have to get tangled up with an octopus.

「Nee-chan, I won’t look, so do your best!」

「Hih, acting like it’s not your problem!!」

「It’ll be fine!　The octopus is just gonna feel you up above your clothes, right?　Silver hair is gonna come rescue you too!　Once he comes I’ll go out to fight too!　We’ll definitely save you!」

I found the uncharacteristically serious and passionately persuading Dean to be suspicious, but certainly the opening scene was only to the extent of fanservice in a shounen magazine.

――I want to curse the me who had such naive thoughts at that time……

Redirecting you to  for image references. ↩ Term he uses here is mojo 喪女 which means unpopular woman. Also title for my other TL site (non R18) that is very inactive at the moment TuT. ↩ There is a legend in Japan that if a man stays a virgin until he is 30, he will turn into a wizard. I wonder if it applies to women too… ↩ Moe should be an animu weeb stable word by now. And what he means by wither is… well, his little guy of course. Don’t take his word for it tho. ↩ I’m not entirely sure about the “spit roast” thing, just guessed as best as I could. If anyone wants to enlighten me this was the original dialogue: 「姉ちゃんどうすんの？　このままだとタコに襲われて、盗賊にいけない身体検査されて、スライムに服溶かされて、魔王でロストバー…っぐふぅ!!」 ↩