Even If You Become An Animal, You Have To Serve An Iron Rice Bowl - Chapter 174
Shen Qiu was shocked, as if he was struck by lightning.
The sadness that he brought from his previous life because of Big Brother’s words was instantly swept away.
Fortunately, soon.
The man with glasses was a little knowledgeable, looked at Shen Qiu in surprise and took out his mobile phone.
“This little guy looks like a bird, but in order to avoid making mistakes, I still search first.”
“
Someone next to him stuck his head out and looked, “Kiwi?”
“Yes.”
The person with glasses pushed the glasses again, put on gloves, and gently lifted the chicken… No, the kiwi held up.
Look left and right look, “Kiwi, the national bird of a certain country, is an extremely rare bird in the world. But although he says it is a bird, its wings and tail have been degraded after years of evolution , plus the gray slender hair is too kiwi-like, so it is also called ‘kiwi-like free-range chicken’”
Approaching the glasses, the blurred vision can be seen more clearly.
The little guy in the glasses is probably the same size as an ordinary big **** because of the good food.
He has a long beak and two small black bean-like eyes on his gray hair. He looks very unattractive. If this person hadn’t just said he was a bird, he would have thought it was An enlarged version of a kiwi with a mouth!
But this thing is a kiwi? ! It’s a bird! There are actually flightless birds!
Wait, the dead learning knowledge suddenly began to attack him.
Shen Qiu recalled carefully, the kiwi… he seemed to remember.
Kiwi, because this bird looks like a kiwi fruit, that is, kiwi, hence its name. Also called kiwi and kiwi.
The kiwi is named after the call of this bird. The kiwi will make a keee-weee sound, so it is named kiwi by the nationals of a certain country.
In everyone’s cognition, birds can fly, but reality often subverts people’s three views. The wings are severely degraded, and it is even more difficult to see from the appearance.
Shen Qiu was shocked again after recalling the memory. He opened his wings and fluttered for a while, but he really didn’t feel the slightest buoyancy to fly. sad emotion.
It’s over. When he was a parrot, he was able to fly around and help with cases. Now he is a free-range chicken. What can he do?
Recalling other information about the kiwi, Shen Qiu fell into contemplation.
The kiwi is very famous in a certain country, not only because it is an endangered bird, but also because the male of this bird takes over the whole egg hatching work.
The kiwi dad described the other party as a good dad, and I am a kiwi to represent that I am a Chinese or something.
No, it’s too far.
Shen Qiu pulled his thoughts back.
Let him think about what makes a kiwi bird the best…
The people next to them got busy after seeing the strange birds briefly.
“Hey, Xiao Su, you go through that person, then find a search dog, and then check this person carefully, other countries and national birds dare to smuggle it, what else is there on him if you can’t keep it safe? The machine can’t find it!”
“Good!”
The police dog!
Shen Qiu’s heart skipped a beat.
Yes!
The kiwi’s nostrils are at the tip of his long beak, alongside very sensitive tentacles.
These tentacles are the weapons of the kiwi, they can smell food several meters below the ground, and then use their long mouth to dig out the food.
The enlarged version of the kiwi thought about it, and put the pointed long mouth in front of it on the palm of the man with glasses, forming a triangle with the body, which looked quite cute.
In the eyes of others, the kiwi’s weapon is its long beak, but in Shen Qiu’s view, the kiwi’s excellent sense of smell is his most powerful weapon!
Dogs can be search dogs! Why can’t he be a search bird? !
The kiwi bird’s sense of smell ranks third among animals in the world! Much ahead of dogs and cats!
The kiwi fruit on the palm excitedly poked his hand with its long mouth, and there seemed to be a flash of emotion called calculation in those black bean eyes.
The man with glasses pushed his glasses away with his arms and rubbed his eyes, suspecting that he was wrong.
Shen Qiu, who had planned to be a search bird in the new world, quickly retracted his thoughts and began to look around.
But whatever you see is a blur…
Shen Qiu…
Oh yes, the kiwi also has one…two…no, several faults! !
I am afraid of light and noise, my vision is so bad that I can’t see things during the day, I like dark, and I am lazy! I have to sleep for twenty hours a day, and I have no ability to protect myself! !
Shen Qiu: ? ! God will kill me?
What can a bird that sleeps twenty hours a day do? How about a search bird that can only work for four hours and has never been used by anyone, and a search dog that can work 996 times a day and has a very good and guaranteed work ability. Who will the leader choose?
What a proper search dog!
In addition to the hardware conditions, where is the kiwi light comparable to the dog?
Shen Qiu was speechless and wanted to cry for a while.
Why…every time he walks the road of iron rice bowl is extraordinarily difficult.
The kiwi raised its wings to cover its mouth.
The wings were too short, the mouth was too long, and they stopped in mid-air awkwardly.
Shen Qiu: …I hate it!
No!
He looked at himself in the glasses full of fighting spirit.
What happened to the poor external conditions? ! He is a soul after all! Others can 996 me too! 007 I can too!
The kiwi spreads out its almost invisible wings and makes a “kiwi, Kiwi” cry.
Instant attention.
Shen Qiu looked at the surrounding environment. Although it was blurry, the uniforms of the people around him vaguely told him where it was.
Customs, security check for incoming passengers.
Looking a little further, there is someone shouting something.
Shen Qiu looked down at the palm of the man with glasses, his sturdy calf stared back, then jumped up and came into a free fall.
The sudden action shocked everyone, and they hurried to pick it up.
The enlarged version of the kiwi spread its wings and fluttered, and its two claws were grabbing in the air, stepping on this person’s fingers, and then stepping on that person’s elbow, and it landed successfully.
The tips of the claws are on the ground first, then the body.
As a result…for the first time mastering the body of this flightless bird, Shen Qiu couldn’t control the falling speed of the upper body, and before his claws were firmly stepped, his head couldn’t help but move forward.
This body subconsciously uses its mouth to support the ground.
…
Bar.
Shen Qiu:…
The kiwi is shrunk together due to inertia, and it looks like an enlarged version of a kiwi suspended in the air.
How funny it is.
Someone couldn’t hold back and laughed out loud.
There is no focal length in the eyes, but it is hard to see the anger.
“Look, if you draw two thick eyebrows on this little guy, isn’t it a realistic version of Angry Birds!”
Shen Qiu:…
Shen Qiu was too lazy to care about them, he rubbed his calves and walked towards the source of the sound and taste.
Don’t say, although the kiwi can’t fly, it runs quite fast.
Shen Qiu quickly rushed under the man’s feet, and when everyone was still full of doubts, they circled around him.
A variety of smells came from the tip of the nose, Shen Qiu distinguished carefully and finally determined the source.
Everyone was still stunned when they saw the chubby little guy turned around and rushed to the place where the luggage was placed, his sharp beak making a “doo-doo-doo” sound on the suitcase.
Everyone came back to their senses.
“What’s the matter, what is this little guy doing?”
Someone tried to take Shen Qiu away, but Shen Qiu quickly avoided and continued to peck at the suitcase.
For two minutes, everyone looked at the kiwi fruit and didn’t know, so fortunately, someone caught sight of the person who was being questioned.
He frowned and stood in front of the suitcase immediately.
Shen Qiu thought he was here to catch him and jumped aside.
The man with glasses reached out to the suitcase.
“Comrade police! I really didn’t mean it! I really don’t know what kind of national bird this thing is! I just wanted to bring him back to play with him because he looked strange!”
The man behind him made a sudden noise, startling everyone.
The man with glasses turned back angrily, “Please keep quiet! Whether you did it on purpose or not, you will know after investigation.”
He asked his colleague to pull him away, but the man said, “Comrade police, isn’t it a bit bad for you to do this! I admit that I brought this thing back while I was not paying attention, I’ll turn it in now! Why are you still rummaging through my luggage!”
The middle-aged man’s tone was hurried and flustered, looking like he was worried about something, and his hands touched his bald Mediterranean head more than once.
A touch of sweat on his hands is no doubt that he is not showing the other party’s nervousness.
What are you nervous about?
This suitcase?
“Do Do Do Do.”
There was another voice in his ear, the man with glasses turned his head and looked at the walking kiwi fruit, which was pecking at the suitcase to attract his attention.
Combining with the middle-aged man’s actions, the kiwi seems to be telling him that there is something wrong with the suitcase.
But it’s just a bird…Is there really something wrong with this box?
He gave his colleague a wink, the other side faintly stopped the middle-aged man behind him, the man in glasses opened the suitcase, and the colleague behind him was trying to tell the man that customs inspection of passenger luggage is a normal process.
“Crash.”
The zipper zips open and the box is quickly opened.
Shen Qiu immediately smelled a strong dried **** smell, which was emitted by some kind of meat!
But the smell told him that the taste was not pork, beef and mutton!
“Kiwi Kiwi Kiwi.”
Kiwi suddenly screamed, looking a little excited at the box, and tried to poke it in with its sharp beak.
More wrong.
The man with glasses looked serious, immediately checked the suitcase, opened the zipper of the lower layer, smelled the obvious smell of rust, and his face changed greatly.
He looked back at the middle-aged man who kept looking over, and lifted the layer of cloth.
Under the cloth are bags of raw meat in plastic bags.
The raw meat is very bright red, which makes people feel physically uncomfortable.
The man with glasses frowned and took out all the raw meat.
Our country prohibits the entry of any raw or cooked meat, this person has clearly violated the quarantine regulations, and the meat looks like ordinary meat on the surface, but…
The man in glasses still felt that something was wrong. He changed a pair of gloves and took out the meat for inspection. The more he looked, the more he felt that something was wrong.
This should be poultry meat, but the limbs of this meat… look a bit like some kind of protected animal.
His eyes flickered, he took out his mobile phone to search, and after matching his guess, he immediately lowered his face.
He recruited colleagues and asked them to find people from the investigation department, and then opened the other bags of meat one by one.
Although he had guessed the source of these meats, the glasses man still identified one by one, and finally blackened his face.
Animals are often highly sensitive to human emotions.
Shen Qiu immediately noticed the anger of the man with glasses beside him.
The glasses man sighed and hugged Shen Qiu.
Shen Qiu didn’t hide this time, and heard the man in glasses whisper, “Good job, little guy.”
Shen Qiu smiled contentedly.
Of course, the kiwi’s long pointed beak can’t have the action of laughing.
He smiled inwardly.