Even If You Become An Animal, You Have To Serve An Iron Rice Bowl - Chapter 78
Zuo Yuan responded very quickly, holding the parrot’s wing roots like a chicken.
He sneered blankly, “Run, you run, why didn’t you run?”
“Isn’t it fun to run during the day? Isn’t it still in my hands now?!”
Shen Qiu:…
I want to run, but who made me forget that birds are born night blind, how can I run!
Although there is light all around, it is very dim. For a parrot, it is pitch black and can’t see anything.
Shen Qiu was rare, and he didn’t let Zuo Yuan sigh.
“I lost, what do you like.”
Zuo Yuan hehe, let Tang Nian find a cardboard box.
But when I found the carton and stared at it, I hissed and felt it would not work.
“It’s so thin, this guy will definitely be able to get out. Forget it and send it to our lounge.”
Zuo Yuan’s tone was filled with the joy of getting rid of the annoying spirit.
There are two bunk beds in the police lounge. The space is not large, but it is more than enough for a parrot.
The door is locked without a trace of nostalgia outside.
Shen Qiu’s heart shattered into two halves.
He has heard Tang Nian calling the Forestry Bureau, what should I do?
Squatting on the table worriedly, Shen Qiu stared at the door in a daze.
Is it possible… he has to go to the Forestry Bureau to be this official bird?
I can think about the specifications of the Xiajiang Forestry Bureau…
There is no forest and grassland around, what can he do when he is an official bird? Perform acrobatics at the Forestry Bureau.
Do you make it your mission to amuse other animals?
Shen Qiu imagined that kind of life and shook her head very firmly.
No!
He doesn’t want to be a police bird in this life!
She flapped her wings and flew to the door handle, Shen Qiu tried it.
Cannot open from inside.
If it doesn’t open…
Shen Qiu stared at the frame on the wooden door. He was a little fortunate. Fortunately, this door was not a security door, otherwise he would have to tear it down today.
Otherwise, it is impossible to escape the life of the Forestry Bureau.
He rattled, his sharp beak pecked on the wooden door frame.
With a full ten force, the door frame suddenly revealed a small gap.
Ancient Yugong can move mountains, now he can tear down doors!
Located in the police lounge in the farthest corner of the entire police station, the sound of “Duoduo” came out one after another.
But since it was a high-incidence period, the police at the police station were basically busy, and no one really noticed Shen Qiu’s escape.
It was late at night when the people from the Forestry Bureau arrived. Zuo Yuan had just returned from a mission outside and was exhausted.
The staff of the Forestry Bureau just walked to the door of the lounge.
He looked at the wide open door in thought.
“Tang Nian, Tang Nian?! If I remember correctly, I put the parrot here, right!”
Comrade Tang Nian, who was younger than Zuo Yuan, also fell into contemplation.
“If…our memory is fine, yes.”
“What about the parrot?”
This is a good question…
Two young police officers, a staff member of the Forestry Bureau, stood at the door for a long time, unable to speak.
The staff of the Forestry Bureau took the lead to break the silence and pointed to the wooden door frame that was missing a hole and could not be locked at all.
“The parrot should have used the beak to dismantle the wooden door. The parrot’s beak is very sharp, so it is easy for him to dismantle the wooden door.”
Zuo Yuan’s eyes darkened and his body swayed.
The staff of the Forestry Bureau was silent for another minute after speaking, “Or…you should take this parrot away from the police station. Our Forestry Bureau probably cannot afford this big Buddha.”
Zuo Yuan thought to himself, we can’t afford this Buddha…
But the parrot could not be found, and said that the Forestry Bureau would not be able to take it away, so he simply waved his hand and amicably sent away the staff who had fluttered twice.
I came back and searched the corridor in my spare time, but I couldn’t find a single feather.
Finally, he waved his hand angrily, “I’m not looking for it! I’ll run out by myself at dawn tomorrow!”
Shen Qiu who was standing behind the stairs listened and nodded.
I thought, Zuo Yuan knows himself quite well, he really wants to be a police bird and find a partner to appoint him!
Shen Qiu slept under the stairs, and was woken up by hunger the next morning.
But the first thing he thought of when he opened his eyes was not breakfast, but the director of the police station!
When people didn’t notice, they touched the bulletin board of the police station, found the photo of the director, and went upstairs after confirming the appearance.
Recognize door by door and wait until you find the words of the director’s office.
He tidied up some messy feathers on his lower body, and his beak knocked twice on the door.
“Who? Come in.”
Shen Qiu flew up and jumped on the door handle, stepping down hard.
Then flew in and opened his mouth and said, “The director is good, I’m here to apply.”
The director was making tea for himself, and he was very puzzled when he heard this.
When was he still in charge of applying? When did the police station start applying again?
Holding the teacup and turning around, she met the purple-blue parrot flying in the air.
If I hadn’t seen everything as a policeman for so many years, the teacup in my hand would have been lost.
The director looked up and down Shen Qiu, and obviously heard of the parrot’s glorious deeds yesterday.
“You are the parrot who demolished the door of the police lounge. You look very smart.”
Shen Qiu happily said thank you and compliment, and then went to the main topic.
“Director! I want to be a police bird! You leave me!”
“I can be a mediator! And I can catch thieves! I’m so smart I can help a lot!”
The one-meter-long parrot spread its wings and performed a nondescript martial arts in the air, “I also want to punch traffickers and kick killers! Serving the people and the country!”
The director was overjoyed, “I have a good ideological awareness. If you join the party, you are guaranteed to have a share.”
“Where did you learn martial arts from?”
“Jackie Chan.”
The director was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized, “A movie.”
The parrot was in high spirits and performed a difficult backflip, “Yes!”
The director took a sip of tea, “Do you know that you are very smart?”
The big parrot raised his chest proudly, “When I was born, the high priest in the clan said that I am superior in wisdom! Ordinary parrots can’t compare to me!”
“Really?”
The director looked at the parrot left and right, up and down, and felt that it was not as outrageous as what Comrade Zuo Yuan said.
It’s just a little parrot who is too smart and has a police dream.
He decided to tease the little parrot again, “Then you are so smart, aren’t you afraid we will take you for research?”
How could this little parrot hear this, his eyes flashed with excitement, “I can! Please transform me into a super soldier!”
The director stretched out his hand to support his forehead.
Yes, this is an overly smart parrot.
He shook his head with a laugh, “It’s alright, I want to be a police bird, right?”
“I don’t know your ability right now, it’s not appropriate to make you a police bird rashly, why don’t you work in the police station for a week first, if you perform well, I promise to make you a police bird ?”
“But it’s said, if you fail, you must go back with the staff of the Forestry Bureau.”
With a tone of coaxing a child, how could Shen Qiu not know what the director was thinking.
But how could he let the director do what he wanted!
The reason why I came here today to pretend to be mad and foolish is to keep the manager at the police station!
He promises! As long as they can stay in the police station and let them see their abilities, the other party will definitely not think about sending him away!
Shen Qiu is full of confidence in herself.
Seeing the little parrot swears to himself with an electronic voice that he will keep his promise.
The director stood up and patted his shoulder.
“Come on, little parrot, come on your uncle’s shoulder, and I’ll take you to see my colleagues.”
The goal is achieved!
I didn’t see the big parrot all night. Zuo Yuan searched the corridor outside the lounge again when he came to work in the morning, but in the end he found nothing.
I was about to adjust the monitoring when I saw the director walking slowly with a cup of tea.
The blue on his shoulders is not the parrot and who is it? !
How come you don’t see any birds overnight! Feelings are finding a bigger backer.
Zuo Yuan sneered in his heart, his eyes were like a cold arrow, and he flew towards Shen Qiu.
Shen Qiu pretended to be invisible and flapped his wings.
“Uncle Uncle! I want him to be my partner!”
Zuo Yuan, who had just recovered his thoughts, suddenly turned black.
Gritting his teeth, “What did you say!”
The director was a little embarrassed, “It’s a little inconvenient to go out on tasks, you see…”
What is Shen Qiu doing? If he really wants to stay at the police station for a week, he can only go to the Forestry Bureau obediently after a week.
Put up her wings and swear, “Uncle Director, I promise you! I will never delay my partner’s mission! Just be obedient when you get in the car! Never mess around!”
“If I mess up, you can send me away today!”
The director is still thinking.
Someone called Zuo Yuan’s name over there.
“There is an old grandpa at Xiangyuan who is on the phone with the swindler. Zuo Yuan, Tang Nian and you are the only one free, let’s go! Hurry up, they have already called Twenty minutes on the phone!”
Shen Qiu’s eyes lit up as soon as he heard it and flew out, shouting while flying.
“Don’t worry, Uncle Director! I will never do anything!”
Zuo Yuan is a second slower, but the task is important.
He could only stare at Shen Qiu, motioning him to be more obedient, then got into the car with Tang Nian, pulled the siren and walked away.
When the car left the director’s sight, he looked at Lao Liu who was hiding in the corridor.
“What are you doing there, come out.”
“I heard you had contact with this parrot yesterday?”
Lao Liu also took a sip of tea, the two of them were like old men walking in the park.
He nodded, “very smart, smart like a human.”
The director smiled and said, “Indeed, I still know how to play sloppy eyes with me today. If I hadn’t really been deceived by my sharp eyes, I think later that this bird must have deliberately deceived me.”
“What are you going to do?”
“Get in touch with the person above and see if they can check.”