Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan! - Chapter 213

Normal people cannot understand abnormal brain circuits, abnormalities cannot communicate with the brain circuits of beating enemies, and beating enemies cannot link the brain circuits of Ilumi.

But Yoya Shiki can!

After all, it is the ghost killing team that has taken over Tomioka Yoshiyuki for several years. Not only can his brain waves successfully connect with Ilumi, he also has its own voice translation system.

“Are you… don’t want to let your lover suffer the pain of childbirth?” Yoya Shiki gave a gentle smile, “As long as you have the ability to breed children, you are willing to take her place.”

Ilumi did not hesitate: “Indeed.”

Outside the door, Yu Xingmi’s affection for Ilumi rose at the speed of light, and in the blink of an eye he approached the 100% door!

“Xing Mi is very playful.” Ilumi Cat sighed, “If she is pregnant and wants to jump up and down, I will not be able to stop her. Instead of that, let me come.”

Yu Xingmi:…

Favorability continues to decline and is about to fall to a critical point.

Yoya Shiki turned the tide: “Is it because you were worried that she would hurt yourself?”

Ilumi nodded: “Yeah.”

Yu Xingmi’s favorability ups and downs like riding a roller coaster, and is constantly being pushed to a commanding height.

As a result, Ilumi touched his chin and said, “It would be great if I could have children. After all, I am only one child away from getting married.”

“Xing Mi is a very responsible person. She will definitely not let a single dad take a child.”

“If I had a child…”

Yoya Shiki:…

Yu Xingmi:…

In the end, Ilumi’s dog talk was flattened by Yoshiya Shiki, and incidentally, it exploded Yu Xingmi outside the door.

When Yu Xingmi knocked on the door and entered, the eldest master didn’t change his nonsense and said, “Xingmi, is there anything good for men to get pregnant in your dark continent?”

Yu Xingmi said blankly: “…No.”

Ilumi:…

After confirming the expression, the answer is “Yes”.

So, after the eldest master fell in love BUFF, he began to drop his mind.

Why did Xing Mi lie? Isn’t she willing to let the beating enemy add a kitten with the strongest genetic blood? Doesn’t she like me that the provider of the other half of the gene is me?

Or is the way of courtship wrong?

There are no humans in the Dark Continent, only monsters. They have no courtship, only courtship. Is Xing Mi used to “animal world-style courtship”?

What should he do?

Is it opening the screen or flapping the wings and belly, or rushing to bite Xing Mi’s nape?

Ilumi’s expression was empty, and he looked like a wooden person.

Yu Xingmi glanced at him, not knowing what terrible things the young master was thinking. She said gently: “Lord, I came to you this time to try to help you get rid of the curse.”

Yoshiya Shiki was taken aback, and his fingers shook slightly: “Expelling… the curse?”

Unable to hold back, he reached out and touched the lavender lines on his forehead. It started with bumps and bumps, and they were about to erode into his eyes, and then his neck.

When the entire head was drowned by the curse, he died.

This is the evil karma done by the traitorous ghosts of the Wutsuji clan, which has tortured the descendants of the Wutsuji clan for generations.

It’s been more than a thousand years, but…is there any rescue?

Yoya Shiki did not dare to hold hope, he was afraid that the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment. For thousands of years, the delivery room has tried various methods, but in the end nothing was obtained.

“never mind……”

“Try it.” Yu Xingmi took out two fans, “Master, one try does not lose anything.”

What else can he lose?

At best, it is just another failed experience, and it is rare for a child to have this heart.

Yoya Shiki nodded his head: “Okay.” It looks like a patriarch who can tolerate pranks on his own children.

Yu Xingmi:…

She didn’t say much, just stood still not far away holding the fan. Take a deep breath, turning your toes unconsciously.

Vaguely, they seemed to hear the crisp sound of Huan Pei Dingdong, and they seemed to hear the comfortable whispering of two swords. A pink “qi” flowed around Yu Xingmi’s body, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Yu Xing Mi carefully controlled the strength, from bottom to top——

Suddenly, a faint halo rose up, like a plume of spring water enveloping the delivery house Shiki Yoshiya. Warm and comfortable, as if indulged in the arms of the birth mother when he was a child.

The maggot-like pain of the tarsal bone gradually disappeared, and the blurred vision gradually restored to clarity.

The ice is roasted like a basin of charcoal fire, and the load is shattered like a lightning strike. Like dead trees in spring, like the influx of living water, this body that has been alive in a few years is revived again.

This feeling……

Yoya Shiki stared at his hand in disbelief.

He made a fist three times over and over again, finally showing a gaffey expression. He almost stood up unsteadily, and took the mirror in the secret compartment with his own hands.

When he saw the face with the purple stripes scattered on his forehead, he stood barefoot and lost all his words.

Completely, speechless.

“sorry, I……”

Even with constant suppression, Yoya Shiki’s excitement could not be restrained: “It feels better than ever, I…”

“Please rest early, please.” Yu Xingmi smiled, “I and Ilumi will leave temporarily, and we will deal with these obstructive ‘reading’ for your children after some time.”

Ilumi nodded.

In their eyes, isn’t cursing just a kind of “reading”?

Even the breathing method that improves one’s own quality can be counted as a pre-training exercise for enlightenment, although the methods are different, but the different routes are the same. And as long as it is related to “mind”, it won’t be a problem to fall into Xing Mi’s hands.

“Farewell first.”

Shiki Yoshiya, who was left alone in the delivery room, was in the room, obviously holding back a word, but couldn’t share a word with others.

Master:…

Hold back till dawn ==

Ise, Ghost Spider Mountain.

Ghost Spider Mountain is not originally called Ghost Spider Mountain, its original name is “Baozhu Mountain”. According to legend, in the Nara era, a wealthy businessman lost his beloved daughter and buried her daughter’s favorite gold beads and jade together with her bones here.

On the anniversary of the death of her daughter, the wealthy chamber of commerce alone went up the mountain to lay a new batch of jewels for her.

Year after year, until the death of the wealthy businessman, this obscure mountain became the favorite treasure hunt for future generations. Even from the Nara period across the Taisho period, there is more than a thousand years of time.

But wealth is touching, as long as people yearn to get rich overnight, there are many people who want to go into the mountains to find their graves.

It’s a pity that the treasure was not found, and many lives were lost.

About three months ago, none of those who entered the mountain came back.

Until half a month ago, people found half a corpse that had been gnawed beyond recognition in the lower reaches of the stream, and it was covered with spider webs…

It is said that this is a person who went to the mountain to hunt for treasure for a month.

Not long after, the news of “there are evil spirits on the mountain” spread like wildfire, and Baozhu Mountain was officially renamed Ghost Spider Mountain.

Before the ghost killing team sent the first team into the mountain, the small town under the Orb Mountain was almost a dead city. Except for some unconcerned old people, there are only a group of crows that follow the smell of dead bodies into the mountains.

Yu Xingmi and Ilumi had a chance to catch up, it was the moment of sunset. They couldn’t meet good-hearted people willing to provide information, but saw a lot of guarded eyes hidden behind the cracks in the door.

Ilumi: “Go straight into the mountain, Xingmi, you won’t get any news if you stay here.” As he said, the young master looked up at the sky, “By the way, is the crow hovering in the sky a real bird? “

If it is a ghost’s minion, then their whereabouts have been exposed.

Yu Xingmi: “It’s just a crow.”

“Okay.” Ilumi tilted his head, “Let’s pretend to be a fool and go in.”

Yu Xingmi:?

Ichiro would not have thought that when Yu Xingmi put on the coat of the Hulk and Ilumi inserted herself into a nail monster, the single happiness became double happiness.

Yu Xingmi: “So, you are the top three nail guys in the scumbag rankings?” She stared at her blindly, “You are the one who hit me on the street!”

Ilumi:…

The eldest master said that I will stay, I can do it!

“So, the Hulk is you.” Ilumi stared fish-eyedly. “You are also the one who beat me up, and you are the kiwi who uploaded the video on the blue ocean planet.”

Yu Xingmi:…

The big devil said to be steady, I can!

Yu Xingmi: “If it weren’t for you to be a gangster in the street, I would never beat you.”

Ilumi: “If it weren’t for you as an ordinary person, I would never test you.”

Yu Xingmi: “Is it my fault?”

Ilumi: “It’s never my fault.”

Yu Xingmi: “I will ask you one last time, whose fault?”

Ilumi: “Xingmi, you have asked the same result several times. Anyway, it’s not…your fault.” At the critical moment, Maomao awakened his life-saving skills, “It’s all my fault to think about it.”

Yu Xingmi:…

The tone of this great reading is very unconcerned ==

“Okay.” Yu Xingmi folded his arms against the tree, the Hulk’s vest looked grim, “Frankly, do you have a little vest I don’t know?”

Ilumi: “Yes.”

“Then, Xingmi.” Ilumi also folded his arms against the tree, Ji Tara’s bitter vest was so ugly, “Be honest, I don’t know how many vests you have?”

Yu Xingmi: “A lot.”

Ilumi: “Tell me.”

Yu Xingmi: “You speak first.”

The two equally ugly vests looked at each other, and for some reason the sparks of the ugliest Smith couple in the alien version emerged.

Little does it know that at this moment, the crescent moon hangs high. Three young ghosts in the form of children stand on a spider web, looking down on the dark mountains and forests by the moonlight.

Spider silk follows the wind to cast webs in every corner of the forest. Wherever the spider silk passes, it is the eyes and ears of ghosts.

“Tired, did you choose them?” said a little white-haired girl, her light green eyelashes flickering. “Do you really want them to be our parents?”

“But… they look so ugly, are they ghosts?”

The boy named Tired directly tore off half of the girl’s face, and said indifferently while she screamed, “A family without parents is incomplete.”

“Next time you think about my decision, you will die.”

The girl shrank and shivered on the ground: “It’s…I, I dare not! Tired!”

“Get up.” Tired stared at her coldly, “‘Sister’, go to meet our parents and bring your’sister’ with you.”

“Yes Yes!”

The girl hurriedly picked up the white-haired child on the other side and hurriedly followed her tired footsteps.

“It doesn’t matter if it is a ghost.” Tired tilted his head, and the sharp hair like spider legs cast a heavy shadow on his face, “I will distribute my blood to them, just like you.”

“Peel off their faces and regenerate faces similar to ours. In this way, we are one family.”

“Parents must bet their lives to protect their children…”

“Otherwise, kill them.”

The two ghosts galloped in the gloomy forest, but at this time they did not realize the seriousness of the matter.

The three larval ghosts hit the ground with a “boom”, and the movement was not too big or small just enough for Yu Xingmi and Ilumi to hear.

Immediately afterwards, under the pale light of the crescent moon, two faces that were uglier than ghosts turned to them, both expressionless and difficult to say.

Tired and raised his head, the frosty face was covered with weird star maps: “You guys, do you want to be my family?”

The child stretched out his hand: “Be our parents and protect me.”

Yu Xingmi:…

Ilumi:…

Just a day ago, Ilumi vowed to say “I am only one child’s bargaining chip from getting married.” And tonight, not only did one child come from the sky, but also buy one get two free, three directly.

Yu Xing Mi Haoxuan resisted the words “You can be barren, let it fall”, but remembered the task assigned by Ichiro. She barely pulled up a terrifying smile and said, “Are you sure?”

“Are you sure you want us to be your parents?”

Ilumi was quite disgusted: “Xingmi, if you really want it, we can have a baby now. Why choose such an ugly ghost child?”

Yu Xingmi:…

Can you give birth now? Do you think you are a hen who can lay eggs the next day on Meteor Street?

Such an ugly ghost child?

girl:……

Ugly ghost kid? ugly? !

The three little ghosts were stunned!

God, they have never seen such a brazen ugly man! Obviously he is so ugly, he can still comment on their faces so confidently.

You know he is really ugly compared to them, okay?

It is already a great gift to let them dignified their parents, and they don’t even cherish it!

It turns out that not only did Ilumi not cherish it, but also disliked it to the extreme: “I hate spiders so much. It always reminds me of the hypocritical face of a bandit leader.”

“He blacked me several times. I really don’t want to be the dad of Little Spider.”

“However, if Xingmi wants to feel the important task of being a parent in advance, it’s not bad to practice with these little ghosts.” Ilumi tilted his head, “It’s not impossible to accept it reluctantly.”

Yu Xingmi:…

The anger continues to skyrocket!

“Little Spider” was very angry, he no longer wanted to recognize his parents, he just wanted to get rid of these two ugly!

As a result, I flipped through my fingers, digging out spider webs like a flower rope. The roots are hard and sharp, and cutting the flesh is like cutting tofu.

Blood ghost technique·line jail!

With one finger push, countless spider webs pushed two big ugly guys.

Then, there is no more…

The Hulk roared, expressing his determination to fall in love even if he was ugly. She resolutely took the ugly Ji Tala back behind her, and tore the spider web without saying a word.

In Tired’s suddenly widened eyes, the Hulk violently attacked, lifting a big slap like a puff fan and slamming it on the tired head: “Smelly boy! Your father, I will teach you today– “

“What’s the end of the cub species that did it to my parents!”

The chestnuts that fell down were so tired that his eyes were dim. Then, he found himself being lifted upside down by the Hulk, flipped on her knees, and his pants were stripped off!

what! His pants!

What is she going to do? !

The Hulk lifted his big palm and landed heavily on his tired ass.

Accompanied by a crisp sound…not to mention, it feels good. The Hulk suddenly seemed to be equipped with a BGM equipped with Scallion Song, playing more and more happily.

“Let go! Ah…oh! Let go of me! Um… asshole!” I was so tired that both ghost eyes were crying, “Ah! Don’t… let me go!”

The Hulk did not move, and beat like a bell.

His tired white buttocks swelled up at a speed visible to the naked eye, but no matter how hard he struggled, he couldn’t beat the Hulk’s slap.

“Woo… don’t!”

At this moment, Ilumi’s dark eyes fixed on the frightened girl.

Girl: =口=!

Don’t ah ah ah-help! Help!

The same moonlit night, a familiar infinite city.

Wu Mier kicked over the corpse that died of illness. He could hardly bear the daily treatment of eating this junk food: “Naruto!”

Naruto bowed down respectfully.

“Go! Now, at once, right now!” Wu Mier screamed, “Summon all the ghosts of the lower string to Infinite City! This group of useless waste, as long as there are more capable, why would the team of the string die three? “

“The upper string is dead, and the lower string is still alive. What use is it for me to keep them! A bunch of boobs!”

“What are you doing in a daze?”

“Summon Xianxian Quan for me to Infinite City, I want to—” Wu Mier’s eyes dripped with blood, “Recover my blood that was placed on them!”

In other words, he wants to replace these last strings and look for more potential human beings to become ghosts.

Naruto didn’t say much any more, since Master Wu Miang said she wanted to lay the strings, then the strings must die tonight. Even if the loss of the upper string is no blame for the lower string, but Wu Mier needs a vent.

The last string unfortunately became a vent, nothing more.

Naruto touched the three flavors to restore the decent Infinite City to conquer the ghostly spirit, and spread the space to all directions.

They are all ghosts of the same origin, wherever there is the smell of blood of the miserable adults, there will be the shadow of the stretching of the infinite city.

Before long, six different Japanese doors suddenly opened across the island nation.

The star shifts in an instant, and the space changes in a moment. Yu Xingmi, who was tired of spanking, didn’t expect at all that he would be sent to Infinite City before the span was over.

Looking back, Ilumi stood behind her with a little girl.

“Snapped……”

The bewildered Yu Xingmi slapped again.

At that time, the clear applause caused all the bottom string, Wu Mi and the top string to focus their attention, and then they saw the miserable bottom string five.

Ghosts:…

For some reason, I always feel a little flustered?

The author has something to say: PS: Yu Xingmi: Come here, don’t worry, you all have a share, no one wants to run tonight.

Ghosts:…