Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan! - Chapter 225
On January 7th of the new year, the 288th hunter test site.
Due to the location of the test in Daminie Marsh, the barbecue restaurant on Camellia Street in Kent is still the place for candidates to report.
For novices, the hunter test does not seem to be scary. There is a designated registration place and examination room. The transportation in the big city is convenient and the facilities are complete. If there is any accident, the medical treatment is also very fast.
It can be described as a humane examination.
But for the veterans who have participated in the hunter test all the year round, there must be a demon if something goes wrong. Even the big part of “finding the test location” is blatantly marked on the notice. Based on past experience, it is inferred that this information is 80% fake!
There is no humanity in the hunter exam!
Therefore, even if the well-developed means of transportation send all the candidates to the barbecue restaurant to report in batches, nearly half of the candidates don’t go too far and leave in minutes to find the “real examination room”.
They used a determined tone and positive action to lead a large number of candidates. On the contrary, a group of rookies repeatedly checked the notice and decided to report to the barbecue restaurant.
The notice says “Barbecue Restaurant” in black and white. Why must the seniors say it is fake? Are they… uh, illiterate?
As a result, the hunters of the Hunter Association found out strangely that the 288th Hunter Exam, which they were extremely optimistic about, turned out to have eliminated most of the candidates at the beginning, as in any previous session.
Upon seeing this, the Twelve Hunters who watched the exam scene through the surveillance couldn’t help falling into a long silence.
Yinhu Kangzai’s mouth twitched: “If she wasn’t too strong, I wouldn’t agree with the hunter exam to be conducted like this. Really, this group of people won’t be able to live up to it at all!”
Maotu·Pijoen’s eyes were bright: “Is this cleverness but cleverness mistaken it?”
Chenlong Porter nodded and said: “Although the method is not favored by us, the result is unexpectedly suitable. Perhaps we can look forward to the final result.”
Sishe·Gailu smiled and said, “I like this way.”
The snake is good at making poison, refining medicine, and performing autopsy. It is very busy every year when it comes to the hunter’s exam. It is either checking the corpses of the candidates or detoxifying a large number of candidates.
It can be said that Yu Xingmi forcibly changed the way the Hunter took the exam, and directly rescued her from the busy schedule. Naturally, she liked it very much.
“Who wants to deal with a corpse all day long, even if the corpse will never lie.” Gai Lu said with arms folded, “It takes 20 years for a person to grow from a baby to adulthood, but death is only within a few seconds.”
“Every Hunter exam has so many people who die, we do consider the strength of the candidates, but we have not considered the responsibilities and responsibilities of the candidates.”
Gai Lu sighed: “Have you forgotten again, who opened the Pandora’s Box in the Dark Continent?”
It’s Billander and Palliston…
One of them is the son of President Nitro, and the other is the Vice President of the Hunter Association for many years. As a result, these two people brought an immeasurable disaster to the mainland.
Thinking of this, the room fell silent again.
The association has always used strength as a watershed to investigate who is eligible to become a “hunter”. Perhaps before investigating strength, it is necessary to see whether the selected candidates are worthy of being an individual.
If there is another Bijand or Palistron, humans can’t afford to hurt them, they can’t hurt them at all!
Unitary Crook whispered: “So, a reform is needed.”
Starting from the Hunter Association, slowly sweeping the world.
Just like what Jin Fulishi said, after witnessing the battle of the demon **** who destroyed the world, human beings will stand still and be reluctant to make progress, and will eventually be eliminated by the world.
The Dark Continent has given enough warnings to mankind.
Xu thought about it together, but the twelve did not talk anymore. Instead, he looked at the remotely transmitted picture seriously, and began to consider the people who had the qualifications of hunters this year.
At the same time, the candidates who entered the barbecue restaurant saw the boss and the waiter. According to the notice, as long as they answered the questions of the boss and the waiter, they could enter the examination room.
So here comes the question, is this “problem” difficult? This is a hunter exam after all!
The wise veteran touched his chin and analyzed: “It seems that the screening personnel are at this level! Unsurprisingly, they may ask some strange questions, such as how to hunt and tame beasts?”
The rookie face pale: “It’s over, it’s over, I won’t!”
The wise veteran is amiable: “Then what will you do?”
Novice novice: “I, I can only take exams and experiments…I am a doctor of medicine student at Dortrian University, because the laboratory has always been short of funds, I heard that as long as the hunter is tested, I will not worry about the funds, so I am here.”
He is the best cub in the entire laboratory!
The wise old hand shook his head: “Then you will be eliminated.”
The novice wanted to cry without tears, but thinking about stretching his head and shrinking his head with a knife, he still bit his scalp and stepped forward. Around him is a group of candidates who are waiting and watching.
Who knows, the boss asked three questions——
“Name.”
“age.”
“ID number.”
Everyone:…
What about screening candidates? what! Boss, what are you doing, Boss! Can this kind of problem be called a problem?
The boss yawned: “Ai, how’s the identity verification going?”
Waiter: “It’s done. Okay, Mr. Luth, this is your candidate number, please take it.”
Novice: “Huh? Eh…oh!”
He glanced at the admission ticket number in a novelty, then looked at a group of veterans with their jaws on the ground in a novelty, and muttered: “Isn’t it just an ordinary exam, it’s so serious, it scares me to death.”
The naive doctoral student was a little angry, and he took the lead into the elevator holding the admission ticket. As everyone knows, behind him has become a sea of information verification.
If something goes wrong, there must be a demon, and the veterans screamed: “There must be restrictions, there must be restrictions! Such a simple question, perhaps restricting the top 100 to answer!”
“Damn it, that doctor is cheaper!”
The veterans huddled together, and the scene was chaotic. They took out the skills of the supermarket robs and aunt, and crowded out the novices out of the rotisserie.
But the novices have learned well, and after several veteran teammates experience, they are particularly calm.
“The notice clearly stated that’everyone can participate’, why did they pretend not to see it?”
“Maybe you don’t want others to know that they are illiterate?”
“Yes, I have never seen anyone who comes to take an exam with a knife and gun.”
“Perhaps to show that you are indeed a mentally handicapped person?”
The veterans huddled together noisily, and then squeezed into the elevator from person to person. Whenever they were overweight, they threw others out by virtue of their arrogant force.
The victims who were thrown out cried loudly, as if they had been eliminated.
Newbies:…
Sure enough, the world of mental retardation cannot be understood by normal people. It’s just an exam. As for?
When the veterans are gone, the novices line up in an orderly manner, register quietly and politely, and will say “thank you” sweetly after taking the admission ticket.
For example, a thirteen-year-old girl… Oh no, young boy Aluka. After obtaining the admission ticket, he gave the boss and the waiter two cups of milk tea: “You have worked hard! Sister Aai and the boss have been Very gentle!”
Instantly maxed out the goodwill points of the two of them, and handed Aluka a week’s free meal vouchers.
Aluka: Oh yeah~~
Comparing the two compartments, the superiority and inferiority stand out, the quality of the novice is much better than the veteran.
In the remotely monitored room, twelve can hardly stand anymore.
Maotu Pijoen: “So, some of the candidates we accepted in previous years came from this kind of ‘veteran’?”
Xu Gou Qidor: “Suddenly I feel that the quality of the entire team has been pulled down…”
The remaining twelve:…
Perhaps, it is really necessary to reform the exam model ==
The veterans can’t think of it. They say that there is no such thing as “grabbing”. When the novices were successively served to the bottom by the elevator, their hearts were soothing.
But a dead duck must have a hard mouth, otherwise it will lose its face.
The veteran who took part in the 287 hunter test last year said with a smile: “I participated in this one. It was a long-distance race! Do you know about the long-distance race? I ran with the team for six hours and still didn’t run to the end!”
“So, haha!” He sneered at the novices.
The veterans showed unanimous smiles.
The novices can’t help but feel a little nervous, but they get caught off guard.
In the same examination room, the same examiner, Sa Ci appeared with a bell, but he was no longer alone. I saw candles lit in the passage behind him, lighting up a track leading to the wetland.
A subway-shaped animal-headed car stopped there, and Sa Ci said: “Please take the express train leading to the examination room. We can arrive at the scene within half an hour.”
Veterans:…
Novices: Ha ha.
When everyone got on the train, the veterans were still muttering: “Impossible, this is impossible…This is not scientific at all, it is not scientific at all.”
The novice rolled his eyes: “What, is it unscientific to run a six-hour long-distance race?”
“That is, the long-distance running of the school is only 3,000 meters.”
“These people have been maliciously misleading us, good or bad!”
However, neither of them found that a group of “beer-belly round” old men sat on a certain row of seats in the train, each of them wearing sunglasses and black sack-like clothes. They looked like cult members from a distance. When I look closely, I find it particularly vague.
After the spiders deliberately weakened their sense of existence, ordinary people who hadn’t thought about it really didn’t know what strange things were in the crowd.
“Damn it!” Feitan gritted his teeth, “Whether it was an airship or a cruise ship, there were no accidents along the way. There were three mentally retarded problems when arriving at the scene, and even the first long-distance race became a subway ride!”
“How can I get a miscarriage like this?”
The knight rubbed his waist, his eye sockets sunken, and it seemed that he hadn’t slept well for a long time: “Even squeezing the elevator was because we were dressed too cult, and no one would rob us.”
Wo Jin said angrily: “A group of coy! What can be solved by just giving us a kick, why not grab the elevator?”
Marge: “We dress like this, they think you have explosives in your stomach?”
Spiders:…
Because of Mackey’s words are too sharp, this trough can no longer be vomited ==
The veteran vomits blood: “I promise, this exam is definitely not easy! The next step must be to survive in the wetlands, to hunt and evade the beasts, and try to survive!”
Newbie:…
In a depressed atmosphere, the train has arrived at the big examination room of Daminy Marsh.
After all the examinees got out of the car, they discovered that the flattest place in the entire wetland was lined up with desks and chairs, drone surveillance hovering in the sky, and paper and pen were placed on each table.
Satsz held the megaphone: “Welcome everyone to the Minnie Wetland, where there is the freshest air, the most suitable temperature and the least eye-damaging light.”
“We are equipped with oak desks and chairs, signature pens, draft paper and 2B pencils for everyone. Please take your seat according to the admission ticket. The written part of the 288th Hunter exam will start in half an hour.”
The written part of the 288th…
Written·Examination·Part·Points? !
Spiders:…
At this moment, they once again recalled the fear of being dominated by crops and the pain of doing problems every night. Knight, you are sinful!
Knight:…
What should I do if I suddenly feel fetal gas?
Some veterans vomit: “No-this is not true! How can there be a written test? How can the hunter test become a real test, this is unscientific!”
Some veterans were irritable: “Are you trying to die? Which hunter exam is an exam, not at all, come back to me!” and attacked the examiner.
Immediately afterwards, they were KO by Sa times in three seconds.
In an instant, a team of emergency doctors in white coats passed by in a hurry, put down the single frame, carried the examinee on the stretcher, and quickly moved away from the examination room at a 50-meter sprint speed, and carried it into the emergency tent for first aid.
Sa Ci: “Because the examinee attacked the examiner and was deprived of his qualifications for the examination, he was not allowed to take the written examination of the Hunter examination within three years.”
Everyone:…
Spiders: Oops, besides the **** written test, is there a doctor for first aid?
Knight: …I suspect someone is targeting me?
However, this “hell”-like scene fell in the eyes of novices, and it became heavenly joy.
“Let me just say, how can it be that the exam is not an exam? These’seniors’ must be illiterate!”
“I don’t know if the test questions are difficult, but I’m sure that doctoral student can pass it 80%.”
“Doctoral student, hey scholar!”
“Stupid, that’s learning God, worship!”
“Worship!”
For a time, the doctoral student Mr. Ruth became a hot character, and the examination room was filled with a cheerful atmosphere of discussing the orientation of examination questions.
Veterans:…
Qianlang really died on the beach, especially everyone found that the very reliable Sats examiner retreated to the side, and a particularly young examiner became the home court.
Looking at the appearance, beauty is beautiful, but it’s definitely not twenty years old, right? !
However, in view of the previous incident of “Assault on the examiner, no one dared to raise any doubts.”
Yu Xingmi scanned the examination room solemnly, and found Aluga in the southeast corner and the Phantom Brigade in the northwest corner.
After she took the loudspeaker to report the table number and let the candidates sit down, she finally saw the round belly of the spiders through the weakened sea of people.
Yu Xingmi at that moment shook his body!
She resembled the Hisoso when she first saw Kulolo, her eyes widened suddenly, her mouth opened slightly and she couldn’t speak, like a screaming chicken with her throat pinched.
I heard it was one thing, but seeing it was another thing!
At a glance, she was sure that the spiders had a breath of pregnancy stone.
They moved the pregnant and infant room she made for the particularly delicious “Bobo Chicken” on the Dark Continent!
Even though she had seen a lot of pregnant males in the Dark Continent, the physical signs of each other were too different from humans, and she had never seen it as a novelty.
Even if there are glamorous male mermaids in the coastal waters, they occasionally give birth by holding pregnant stones, but they are not humans either!
Yu Xingmi has always believed that in order to maintain biodiversity, pregnancy stones are necessary for the reproduction of each race.
In this way, even if she accidentally eats one species (chimeric ants and bobo chicken) to extinction, there is still room for remorse and reflection.
Therefore, Yu Xingmi also called the pregnancy stone a “regret medicine” in private.
But now, the regret medicine really makes her regret it==
When a purebred human man appeared in front of her with his stomach upright, and the cub still carried a bit of the atmosphere of the dark continent, her mood was really beeping.
Oh God! Look at these pregnant male stupid asses, she really wants to kick their **** with her flat shoes!
Yu Xingmi didn’t know whether he should be angry about the passiveness of his property, or sympathize with the spider who had to go to the nursery to dig a hole to bury him.
The nursery in the Dark Continent, even if it only breeds “Bobo Chicken”, it is not something that humans can move.
A “bobo chicken” can lay three hundred eggs a day in the nursery room. It is not that it can lay, but that she stuffed three hundred pregnancy stones in each room!
Spider, what are you doing? Spider!
Others live till they grow old and learn, do you want to live till they grow old?
Yu Xingmi took a deep breath, and the hand holding the loudspeaker trembled slightly: “Examinees numbered 801 to 811, please take your seat.”
Then she saw that these stupid spiders seemed to be sure that she would not do anything to the pregnant husband, and one by one, they held their waists and toes high into the examination room.
The aisle of the examination room under the blue sky and white clouds was shocked by the sense of superiority that they walked out of the Victoria’s Secret T stage. Look, the disdainful eyes, the indifferent expression, the “curvaceous” figure, isn’t it the Victoria’s Secret angel?
Yu Xingmi:…
Obviously, they have not realized the seriousness of the matter ==
Forget it, ignorance is a blessing, let them be “happy” for a while.
With five minutes left before the exam time, Ilumi’s voice came from her left side: “I didn’t expect it to be true. It was really shocking to see it with my own eyes.”
It’s easy to kill the Phantom Brigade now, but—Illumi is sure that the spiders are expecting him to do it.
“Xing Mi, why not separate the examination room?”
Yu Xingmi: “The special examination room was originally prepared last night, but I thought about it all night and felt that it would be a blood loss to work hard for a group of robbers, haha!”
“I slapped the exam room with a slap.”
Ilumi:…
Yu Xingmi showed Niu Colu Zhenhuan’s smile: “Bitch is hypocritical.”
“They all dare to stand up to me and come to dominate. They are not afraid of being seen by others. Am I afraid?”
“Let the world see that they are pregnant.”
The author has something to say: PS: Bobo Chicken: Dark Continent is a giant carnivorous fierce monster with a height of 6 meters, a body length of 8 meters, and a tail feather length of 10 meters. The second most endangered species after the chimeric queen.
Yu Xingmi: Hiccup…