Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan! - Chapter 227

The 288th Hunter Exam is over. It doesn’t mention the explosive hot search and the collapse of the Internet, nor does it mention the schizophrenic netizens and schizophrenic dogs. The candidates’ sallow or deadly white faces are enough to make people. Distressed.

Sure enough, the Hunter Exam is worthy of the Hunter Exam. Even if all procedures are treated as “ordinary people”, the remaining passers will only be single digits.

They are the bandit leader Kulolo, bandit strategist knight, doctoral student Mr. Lus, and an ordinary housemaid, as well as Ou Huang Ya Lujia who is all dependent on the questions.

In view of the inferiority of the Phantom Brigade, the examiner Yu Xingmi directly eliminated their places and yelled at the two test papers: “Oh, so angry!”

“Born in Meteor Street, I haven’t read a book for a day, and my test scores are approaching full marks one by one. Why don’t you become a robber if you don’t do anything wrong!”

Of course, this is angry.

She knows very well that the “strong people” who have the ability to get out of the big environment like Meteor Street, they never dismiss such things as truth, goodness and beauty.

But knowing is one thing, but unfortunately it is another thing.

With a predecessor who grew up in a peaceful and prosperous age, Yu Xingmitai understands that if Kuroro and the knight can go the right way, they can grow up.

However, they just died, died on Meteor Street, died in the “husband” obstetrics department, and jumped from the top of the devil tree, they couldn’t keep themselves safe!

There is no real fragrance, huh.

Ilumi took a closer look, oh, with a total of 200 points, Culolo got 186 points. The knight is even more ruthless, and he actually scored 190 points in the test!

They seem to want to use fatigue to fight against the children in their abdomen. The result is obvious, the pregnancy stone must be a fine product, and it won’t be lost no matter how tossing it.

And then, probably because they realized the firmness of the fetus, the two entered a irritable state.

Kulolo simply abandoned a big question and didn’t do it, and the knight drew the two five-point fill-in-the-blank questions as little tortoises.

Ilumi asked, “Is the knight first?”

“No.” Yu Xingmi drew out Mr. Luth’s examination paper, “feel the score of Xueshen, full marks! It’s awesome!”

Ilumi was silent for a moment: “…As expected of an ordinary person.”

Yu Xingmi drew out a real ordinary test paper: “This place ranked fourth, and Meiyada, with 163 points.” She recalled, “It is said that the psychological quality is very strong, even if I see the pregnant husband, I don’t make a fuss.”

Ilumi rode and read: “She wanted to touch Kulolo’s belly after the exam, but she was rejected. Well, standard ordinary person?”

Yu Xingmi:…

“It’s Aluga.” As he said, the elder master slowly took out his brother’s test paper, and the dark cat’s eyes were surging with dim light, “It’s really beyond my expectation.”

Ilumi’s instinct began to analyze the intelligence: “Aluga has been imprisoned for several years. Although there is no shortage of education for him to beat the enemy, the content of the education will never allow him to answer these questions.”

“…And do it right.”

Aluka’s 120 points really slid through the passing score. To say that this was the real result of a thirteen-year-old child, Ilumi would not believe it.

Therefore, Aluka’s ability to read is…

Ilumi touched his chin: “Is it related to super intuition, or is it related to luck?”

“Or, does his ability to think involve making wishes or speaking spirit?”

Unconsciously, the eldest master remembered a very unlucky month a long time ago. As a cat with a good memory, he suddenly discovered that–

The endless Mercury retrograde seems to have started from encountering Aluja.

Yu Xingmi: “Huh? What are you talking about?”

Ilumi showed a dark smile: “It’s nothing, I just feel that I have too little education for Aluga, and I have to take the responsibility of being a big brother in the future.”

Yu Xingmi:…

For some reason, she always feels like her people in the Dark Continent are going to suffer?

How could the Dark Continent suffer, ha ha.

In the end, only three qualified candidates were admitted in the 288th Hunter Exam. One of them was Luz, one was Meyada, and the other was Aluka.

After the results were published on the official website of the Hunter Association, all netizens were not convinced.

As we all know, the live broadcast of the Hunter test is too abnormal, and the qualified people who can pass are definitely not ordinary people. No wonder hunters can enjoy the best benefits in the world, they are not humans, they are not humans!

However, compared to the Hunter Association’s 288th admission list, netizens are obviously more concerned about the question of “how can a man get pregnant”.

Apart from the initial shock, after three full days of precipitation, seeing that the Hunters Association did not give any clear explanation, everyone’s “affirmation” was gradually biased by other remarks.

As of the third day, netizens were more inclined to believe that “the hunter exam is particularly cunning, and this group of big-bellied men must be a group performance hired by the Hunter Association.”

The specific remarks are as follows:

“Thank you for your invitation. The person is in Kajin, just got off the airship.”

“Not to mention anything else, we can see the exam paper of Brother Bai Lian clearly, the answer is standard, and the handwriting is smart, even if it is not excellent, it is impossible to fail.”

“There is also the lady’s brother. The answers of the two of them are basically the same, and the answer is almost the same as that of the admitted candidate. Since the latter can be admitted, why can’t the former?”

“There is only one correct answer, and that is,’Bailian brothers and women’s costumes are both acting in groups.’”

“As for why it is necessary to become a group performer to increase the difficulty of the exam?”

“Perhaps it is to reverse the image of scumbags on the Internet, and do a face-saving project for the prodigal son, or go back to his hometown and get married on a blind date.”

Under this remark, the number of likes has risen sharply, which is an explosion in recent days.

Ilumi looked at it for a while, then pushed off the withered machine.

Well, let everyone be happy for a while. Soon, the world will usher in a black technology that is more popular in the world than a dead machine.

He is bound to win the pregnancy stone.

But with Kurolo’s scumbag character, if he speaks directly, he may not be able to make a sale. In addition, beating the enemy has little understanding of the “pregnancy stone”, let alone what a man must pay attention to if he wants to get pregnant.

It seems that I still have to visit Feitan in the exclusive hospital of the Hunter Association?

When I get the information he wants, I can ask Xing Mi for a pregnancy stone…

So think of the most beautiful cat to beat the enemy.

Ilumi has always been an activist, and he does what he thinks. He told Yu Xingmi: “Xingmi, Feitan has been imprisoned by you in the psychiatric ward for three days.”

Yu Xingmi: “Are you willing to settle down?”

Ilumi: “I was transferred to the obstetrics and gynecology department because of abdominal pain last night.”

Yu Xingmi: =口=!

For the Mirage Brigade, Yu Xingmi was really convinced. She has never seen a small group that can be as unlucky as a spider to this virtue.

I don’t know if she committed Tai Sui or stepped on shit. Whenever she recalled the Phantom Brigade, they always seemed to be deflated?

From the train encounter to the social beating, from the bald head to the church, and finally to the ruins, I picked the island full of pregnant stones.

To be honest, can they not honestly buy a lottery ticket based on this “luck”?

It’s amazing that you can hit everything ==

What can Yu Xingmi do?

She can only bite the bullet to visit the Phantom Brigade and ask them whether they will be taken up by others or raised up by themselves.

“Giving birth? Impossible! Kill them!”

Feitan was lying weakly on the hospital bed, with a drip in his left hand and a quilt with his right hand, and in a dying tone, he put the most vicious words: “Illumi Beat the enemy off, I’ll place an order!”

“Billions of nuns, help me get rid of them! Now, now, now!”

Ilumi said calmly: “I’m sorry, I’m not this kind of person.”

Fei Tan: “Two Billion Nicholas!”

Ilumi: “Although the money is very exciting to me, I am not good at caesarean section.”

Fei Tan: “Three billion ninjas!”

Ilumi: “Fei Tan, I will definitely help you raise these two children, thank you.”

Fei Tan:…

Yu Xingmi:…

Fei Tan: “I…”

The curse was too late, Yu Xingmi wiped his face, covered Ilumi’s mouth with one hand, and pushed Fei Tan back to the hospital bed with the other: “Calm down, do you want to give birth prematurely when you are so emotional?”

Fei Tan:…

Probably the word “premature birth” stimulated him, and Feitan had an expression that had been struck by thunder, and the blow was extremely severe.

“Since you don’t want children, just treat it as a dream.” Yu Xingmi sighed, “Wake up from the dream and leave a scar on your stomach, and you will be stabbed.”

“I will send your children far away so that they have an ordinary family. As long as you don’t deliberately find them, you will never meet them again.”

Feitan gritted his teeth: “You take my child to give it away?”

“Oh, we won’t reject everything, so don’t try to take anything from us.”

Yu Xingmi: “Sure, then you can raise your own, feed the milk powder and change diapers, will you?”

Fei Tan:…

Some children can’t be raised as soon as they are born.

Fei Tan sneered in his heart.

Since the child is his own child, it is his belonging and his thing. He can’t tell anyone what he wants to do with it.

When these two extra things crawled out of their stomachs, he threw them into the garbage dump on Meteor Street!

What is superfluous is superfluous, and he doesn’t need the so-called family warmth and affection at all.

Feitan implemented the robber’s guidelines very thoroughly.

Feitan’s voice was twisted: “Don’t bother you, I will be the master.”

Cut it out and throw it out in the trash!

Yu Xingmi: “Oh.”

It seems that the hapless guy hasn’t realized the seriousness of the matter.

The cubs of the dark continent have the instinct of beasts, as long as they have been licked or embraced by their mothers, they will remember the breath of their mothers.

It would be okay if they had just been born and were quarantined. Once they remembered the taste of “pro-mother”, Fei Tan would not be able to escape the fate of being a mother when he fled to the ends of the world.

But should she tell him?

Hetui! God sprays the flames!

She will not reject all information from outside, but don’t try to steal a piece of information from her, huh.

Leaving the delivery room where the spider first stabbed, Yu Xingmi went to see the rest of the spiders one by one. They were placed under house arrest in disguised form in the Hunters Association hospital, but this is undoubtedly the best choice for spiders.

Because they have too many enemies.

It is true that the enemy can impulse them without hesitation, which makes them very excited. It is a pity that the enemy will not only destroy their stomachs, but also their lives.

You can lose your stomach, but you can’t live without it.

If they were killed in this way, they would rather have their stomachs waiting for delivery.

Yu Xingmi saw Kulolo and looked through the “Parenting Handbook” peacefully. It is said that he has always been the safest cub in obstetrics and gynecology.

Until Ilumi accidentally saw the contents under the cover of the “Parenting Handbook”-

#Novice mother because she did this to her child, she feels painful, regrets not at the beginning#

#10 things a mother can never do to her child#

#Seven misunderstandings of raising a newborn, please avoid it, don’t regret it#

Then, the eldest master saw the notes made by Kurolo in the book: “These methods are better, you can refer to them.”

Ilumi:…

Kurolo’s ruthlessness was really dark than Qifei Tan’s harsh words.

Gentle knives, knives are gentle.

However, Kulolo didn’t seem to realize the seriousness of the matter.

The young master really wants to use the experience of the people who came to tell the bandit leader sincerely, when a little Qi Ya who can crawl…oh no, when the little life lies in your arms, you will have the mentality of strangling him. changed.

Of course, the bandit leader cannot become a good man.

In the same way, he has a weakness since then, whether he admits it or not.

In this way, the opponent without weakness seems to be Hisoso.

As long as he “solves” the loss of Hisoso, then…when he and Xing Mi have a child, there is no need to worry about the child being remembered by Hisoso.

Well, the eldest master is also breaking his heart for their non-existent children today ==

After seeing the spiders, Yu Xingmi and Ilumi decided to toss about the Holy Grail and “Fate One”.

I thought that the spiders would stay in the Hunters Association’s hospital to give birth. After all, there are countless enemies outside, and only the Hunters’ Association hospital can give them a safer part.

But they never expected that at this terrible stall, the Phantom Brigade would have to run back to Star Street!

Feitan said: “The woman disappeared for about half a year. I don’t believe that Meteor Street has not returned to its original appearance after she left.”

The knight nodded: “As long as Meteor Street remains unchanged, what we throw away will naturally belong to Meteor Street.”

As a result, the Phantom Brigade, who had stayed in the island of greed for a long time, and the news was quite lagging, decided to rush to the embrace of Meteor Street with both legs. But at this moment, the airship made a slap in the face.

“Dear travelers, the No. 888 flight to Meteor Street·Uluke Scenic Area has taken off. Please fasten your seat belts.”

Spiders: =口=!