Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan! - Chapter 228
As we all know, there are three main ways to get to Meteor Street: the first is to carry a garbage transport airship, the second is to move forward with your legs, and the third is to travel here in your dreams and wake up after the rain.
It’s just that the times have changed.
Meteor Street, deliberately abandoned by the world, is no longer a place of rancid trash, nor is it a breeding ground for robbers and maggots.
After more than half a year of turbulence and innovation, precipitation and change, Gilgamesh, the strongest, unified this exile and established his own government on the day of reunification, and officially named Meteor Street the country of “Uruk”. .
As the name suggests, he is the highest king in the region named after “country”.
Unfortunately, this evening is different from the past. The establishment of a new country must be voted by most countries on the human continent.
And Gilgamesh, as a king who does his own way, is the most impatient of human relations. In his concept, he has the final say in his kingdom, and his laws are the masters of his own.
Regardless of feudalism or democracy, do anything outsiders. His decision has already been made. How can there be any truth in that it needs the consent of others to implement it? !
Therefore, in Gilgamesh’s shelling of “miscellaneous repairs”, all the representatives of various countries who came to the meeting on Meteor Street were offended.
Therefore, even though everyone in Meteor Street changed their mouths to Uruk, the “Uluke” on the world map became the “Meteor Street·Uluke Scenic Area.”
Politician’s heart, relying on Gilgamesh’s inability to read the words of Hunter World, he played a few words, and made Gilgamesh, the king of Uruk, become the leader of Meteor Street.
However, the broad-minded “street length” does not care about miscellaneous repairs, but uses his strength to make the whole world kneel down to the standard and call his father with his calf.
In the first month of the establishment of Uruk, oil was dug up in the southern area of the original Meteor Street; in the second month, gold mines were dug out of the underground in the north area of the original Meteor Street.
In the third month, the rare earth in the east zone was born; in the fourth month, the crystal in the west zone was born.
Petroleum has traded for the luxurious and desperate palaces in the Central District, gold mines have traded for uninterrupted global transportation, rare earths have traded for world-leading technology teams, and crystals have traded for merchants and tourists who pass through all directions.
For more than half a year, Uruk has risen strongly, and the “street chief” Gilgamesh has transformed and became a hot-selling treasure for all countries.
Even if the hero king stays in Meteor Street and can’t get out, there are so many people who want to visit him on Meteor Street and feel European style.
The greater the flow of people, the more developed the economy and trade.
Before long, Meteor Street had direct flights and trains, with a dry machine business hall, a savings bank pioneered by the beating enemy, and a Modo food chain store.
Since then, hotels and shopping streets have sprung up, and offices and registration offices have moved in.
Even embassies of various countries spend their money and efforts to occupy a feng shui treasure, and it is better to be close to the golden king and gain some benefits.
Partial life, the news of the dramatic changes in Meteor Street did not reach the isolated island of greed. The Phantom Brigade didn’t realize what was wrong until the second of returning home.
Why do they understand every single word in the news broadcast by the airship, but they don’t know anything when combined?
They are very familiar with Meteor Street, Uruk should be a relic, and the scenic area is obvious, but…what the **** is “Meteor Street·Uluke Scenic Area”?
Is there a place like Uruk in Meteor Street? what!
Even if it does, Uruk shouldn’t be a scenic spot, whether it’s a garbage mountain or a smelly ditch!
Is there a scenic spot on Meteor Street?
What a joke!
With this idea, the Phantom Brigade straightly lined up to buy tickets, got on the airship straightforwardly, without a group, and took seats according to the number.
At that time, apart from the flight attendants on the late-night airship, there were only the Phantom Brigade and no outsiders.
Feitan shook the umbrella’s hand slightly, “Why are we doing this?”
Franklin stroked his belly: “…I don’t know.”
Probably the heavy shadow left by someone who was caught and beaten up a year ago by train without buying a ticket?
So, instinctively behaved?
Franklin couldn’t help falling into silence.
At this time, the beautiful flight attendant came with a standard smile on his face and walked to the Mirage Brigade: “What do you need? The airship of flight 888 provides tea and food. This is the menu.”
Finks took the menu and instinctively avoided the bad ingredients for the baby. He emotionally told him that he needed some beer, but his reason rushed to his mouth and said: “Warm milk, thank you.”
Spiders:? ? ?
Seeing that no one placed any more orders, the flight attendant put away the menu and smiled: “Okay sir, please wait a moment.”
When the flight attendant left, Finks found that there was dead silence around him.
The irritable old man Finks turned his head abruptly, his expression still a little awkward: “Really, you guys suddenly quieted down, I always thought there was an enemy attack. Wait, what’s your expression?”
The knight can hardly say: “You can actually drink milk?”
Fei Tan died fish-eyed: “Why do you want to say thank you?”
With a push of the Xiaodi glasses, everyone said: “There is no robber at all. It’s really embarrassing to us robbers.”
Having said that, when the flight attendant came forward with warm milk, the brigade’s chancellor of finance and knight paid the money straightforwardly and returned the tip.
Spiders:…
Knight, what are you doing? Knight!
Wo Jin: “Should you not jump up and squeeze her neck at this time?”
Fei Tan: “Why do you pay for it?”
The knight smiled: “If you kill, I’m afraid you will give birth prematurely on the airship.”
Everyone:…
Can’t help but tremble.
Kulolo flipped through the book to himself, ignoring everything. Well, he has already seen “What kind of food does the child eat will not grow taller” ==
The airship flew at a constant speed for three and a half hours to reach the entrance zone of Meteor Street.
Different from the mud, traps, debris and **** in the past, the entrance area now is a flat and vast parking lot, full of all kinds of airships.
Shift 888 landed steadily, the door of the hull opened, and a row of metal-colored elevators was spit out.
The spiders came down from the airship almost top-heavy, just like Grandma Liu who had just entered the Grand View Garden, staring blankly at the changed Meteor Street, suspecting that they had bought the wrong ticket and came to the wrong place.
Is this really Meteor Street?
Soon, the facts told them that this prosperous place with no trace of garbage, like a big city, was Meteor Street.
Because they saw the “one-eyed” elders in the northern area of the original Meteor Street… In fact, seeing each other is like not seeing each other.
The elder of the North District “One-eyed”, an evil tiger who once blinded the Seven Powers with one hand to dominate the North District, actually pushed a small metal station to shake cotton candy outside the airport!
He is shaking cotton candy!
The marshmallows of three hundred jinni, still smiling!
“Grandpa, I want a red marshmallow.” The five-year-old child who walked off the other airship was full of spirits, and the parents beside him were a little tired.
Yes, it is three o’clock in the morning.
The one-eyed Scar’s face twisted, revealing a “very gentle” smile: “Okay.”
He touched the head of the darling baby, and then took three hundred jiunii: “Grandpa will make you the biggest one, okay?”
“Okay! Grandpa is the best!”
Mirage Brigade:…
Just as the brigade saw the elder, the elder also discovered the brigade. When their eyes passed through the crowd in the air, a strong spark burst out in an instant.
There was also an inexplicable atmosphere, called embarrassment.
The elder stared at the belly of the brigade:…
The brigade looked at the elder’s car:…
Silence, silence is the meteor airport tonight ==
Back then, when we met, we lied and tried to kill and die. Now when we met, I was holding my belly and you were pushing the car. Sure enough, life is easy and life is easy, but life is not easy.
Seeing fellow villagers, there are no tears. Only Uruk, only marshmallows.
The child took the cotton candy and left. Seeing the Phantom Brigade approaching him, the one-eyed elder sneered and took a cigarette: “Why, do you want to grab the car, spider?”
Kulolo smiled without saying a word: “I am not interested in your current life. Moreover, I have passed the age when I want to eat sweets.”
This sentence makes it clear that I don’t want to fight or want to find fault.
Hearing this, the one-eyed elder put out his cigarette **** and narrowed his eyes: “What’s the matter with the stomach?”
“Poisoning.” Kuroro replied slowly, “100 million nuns, I want information from the black doctor on Meteor Street.”
One-eyed elder:…
“There is no black doctor.” The elder tidied his car. He was ready to close the stall without knowing what poison was in the spider. The medical insurance card of the guest club can get a 99% discount on admission to the hospital.”
Public hospital?
Mirage Brigade:…
Since when did the medical treatment on Meteor Street become so unified and ruled by law?
“Boy, so your mind won’t find a place.” The elder picked up his things and prepared to withdraw, “Go home by yourself, I’m leaving.”
“At dawn, the city management of Meteor Airport is coming. I don’t want to be confiscated for my livelihood.”
Things to make a living? Can it be confiscated?
Just a few words revealed a huge amount of information. The spiders were silent for a long, long time, until the elder’s back was invisible for a long time, and Kulolo took the first step.
“Go and see.”
“Look at what our hometown has become? If it is really bad, we will kill the ruler.”
Then, there is no more then ==
They saw the “Hilda Beauty Chain Store” opened by the wildest lady on Meteor Street, and there was a small beating mark under the brand name.
They saw the elders of the Eastern District selling vegetables: “Meteor Street specialty diet cabbage! It is grown in the most polluted area, and it has accumulated enough toxins and minerals, and it tastes disgusting!”
“Just take a bite and you will vomit and diarrhea for seven days without thinking about tea and rice!”
“Girls who love to lose weight, come and take a look!”
Mirage Brigade:…
They saw a large number of girls flocking to the elders with a large number of nuns, just to buy a “weight-loss cabbage.”
Vaguely, they still heard the roar of these women–
“The effect is really superb! I bit a vegetable leaf last time, and I fainted and lay in the hospital for seven days. I woke up and lost ten kilograms. It’s too strong, buy it!”
“Buy, buy, buy, not to buy, it’s not people!”
They saw the elders in the southern district selling eggs: “Special transfer eggs from Meteor Street, buy one get one free at a special price! The legend of the magical transfer eggs starts with an old hen who bravely searched for a spouse in Meteor Street… “
The spiders were forced to hear a story about an old hen looking for true love. They were forced to learn that the chicken farm is the largest industry in Meteor Street, and they were forced to discover that the transfer of eggs, which pays IQ tax, actually sells better than weight-loss cabbage. fine.
What is going on in this world?
What the **** is it, bewildered the eyes of the entire Meteor Street!
In order to find the truth, they passed through the Meteor Plaza with a golden hen carved, passed the hot Meteor shopping street, walked through the Meteor Garden full of flowers (?), and finally came to the central area of Meteor Street-Ulu The capital of grams.
As soon as they entered Uruk, they were blinded by the golden palace.
The most terrible thing is that on the square outside the palace stands a 30-meter-high golden icon—it is the image of a heroic king in pure gold and armor.
“He” looked into the distance with his arms folded, his chin raised extremely high, they looked up, and they could only see the vivid nostrils…
And under the icon, there is a large crowd of people crushed by black pressure. They knelt in front of the icon reverently, kneeling to the standard and sincere, one after another.
“Ah! Great King of Uruk, please bless me to earn 100 million guineas next year!”
“Great King of Uruk, I hope my hidden private money will not be discovered by my wife!”
“Great King of Uruk! Let wealth take care of me!”
Mirage Brigade:…
Everyone’s hands were shaking slightly.
Immediately afterwards, a more shocking picture appeared——
I saw a tall, dazzling man in armor coming out. He stood on the palace stairs behind the icon and suddenly opened his arms: “Hahaha (X12)! My people, for the great Uzbek Luke sing praises!”
“Hahahahaha!” X28, with full lung capacity, is not breathing at all.
Confirmed laughter, is Uruk’s greatest living God of Wealth!
In an instant, the people who were kneeling one after another stood side by side, and knelt down piously and solemnly again, kneeling with a sense of ritual and singing with a sense of rhythm.
“Ah~~ the great Uruk, the great hero king!”
“Ah~~Let the holy light of wealth shine on us, and let the ocean of money flood us~~”
“Ah~~It’s you, the great Gilgamesh~~ The **** of fate, you said that if you want to be rich, the world will have money! You said that if you want to have light, the world will have light!”
“That is the light of wealth!”
“You are the only **** of wealth I believe in, respect, and love~~”
Gilgamesh shouted: “Hahaha!” X28 was uninterrupted and seemed very happy.
Mirage Brigade:…
Was Meteor Street actually conquered by such people? what!
Meteor Street, what are you doing? Meteor Street!
Fei Tan didn’t get over in a breath, he clutched his stomach, and his emotions directly broke the critical point.
Immediately afterwards, he rolled his eyes and passed out.
“Fei Tan, you…” Ma Qi held him, her pupils suddenly tightened, “No! Commander! Commander, call the doctor!”
“Fei Tan, Fei Tan are about to give birth!”
Kuroro:…
Knight: =口=!
What did they do wrong, and why should they suffer such a blow?
The author has something to say: PS: Ilumi touched his belly and showed a loving smile: Although there is not yet, there will be.
Yu Xingmi: … My boyfriend has been laughing very numbly to his stomach in the past few days. What is going on? Waiting online, very anxious.
[Fei Zhai also want to fall in love]: Go and see if he sewed his private money on his body with imitation leather.
Yu Xingmi:…
Yu Xingmi stretched out his claws against Ilumi’s belly!
Ilumi: “Xingmi, come on, I’m ready.”
Yu Xingmi:? ? ?
PS: All were delivered by caesarean section.